Goatsecs: More than just a way of life!

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03-10-2003, 08:32 PM
Spatvark

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Goatsecs: More than just a way of life!
Well dammit, if pr00t's doing it, I'm not gonna be left behind!

Cower mortals! In this new election, the longest running party EoFF has ever known is once again running, and Goatsecs is now more evil than ever before! Bow down before your dark messiah! The Goatsecs party has one intention, and one intention only: to take over the world! Of course, EoFF is as good a starting place as any other.

Policies you say? We believe in discriminating firmly against newbies, despite the fact that even I was one once. If it wasn't for the hell I went through then, I wouldn't be half the man I am today! However, newbies are stil welcome to the party; we're always on the lookout for some snitches.

We believe in evil for all, shiny things for Wyllius and as many underage japanese schoolgirls for Kishi as we can get! Also, we stand by the decision to censor that most evil of words, the fish that shall not be named. But most of all, we want to take your souls and put them to work in harvesting the energies of the planet so we can then take control! You know it makes sense!

Mwa ha ha... MWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAA! UWEEHEHHEHEHEHEEEEHEEEE!! FWAHAHAHAHHAAAAA! BWAHAHAHAHHAAAAA!

And as always, our party platform will be made of only the finest wood!

Current members are:
- Purgatory
- Mr. Graves
- Dew Drop
- Jowy
- WarZidane
- Loki
- Daryl
- Citizen Bleys
- Super Christ
- The Black Mage
All new Goatsecs members, please stick the following code into your sigs:

<a href="http://www.eyesonff.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=30787" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.angelfire.com/ak5/purgatory/ableys3.txt" alt="Goatsecs: Because evil is just THAT fun!" border=0></img></a>

This will stick into your sigs! A mere snip of 13.9kb!

Time to start grabbing the forums where you can! Post with the forum you want to run for =P

General Chat: Dew Drop
Eyes on Each Other: Mr. Graves
The Lounge: Loki
General Gaming Discussion: Super Christ
The Artist's Gallery: Purgatory
The Writer's Corner: Purgatory
Study Hall: Purgatory
General Archive: Citizen Bleys
Site Staff: Purgatory
Help Forum: Purgatory
Feedback Forum: Purgatory
Magestar: Legacy of an Adept: Purgatory
Introductions/Discussion, etc.: Purgatory
Random ORPG Forum: Purgatory
Final Fantasy I-IV: Purgatory
Final Fantasy V: Purgatory
Final Fantasy VI: Daryl
Final Fantasy VII: Purgatory
Final Fantasy VIII: Purgatory
Final Fantasy IX: Purgatory
Final Fantasy X: Purgatory
Final Fantasy XI: Purgatory
Final Fantasy Tactics: Jowy
Final Fantasy Movie / Music Forum: Purgatory
General Final Fantasy: Purgatory
Chrono Cross / Chrono Trigger: WarZidane
General Squaresoft: Purgatory
03-10-2003, 08:35 PM
Mr. Graves

I might join this one... I'm not sure. I'll think it over. (I probably will...)

EDIT: **** it. Sign me up. :)
03-10-2003, 08:57 PM
Dew Drop

Aw, :skull::skull::skull::skull::skull: in a goldfish pond. Sign me up, dearie :D
03-10-2003, 08:58 PM
Mr. Graves

**pats Rei on the head** You chose wisely!
03-10-2003, 08:58 PM
Peegee

JEFF OFF...I join no klan!
03-10-2003, 09:30 PM
Jowy

Ooh, it radiates evil. Consider me in.
03-10-2003, 09:39 PM
Mikztsu

Everyone who joins this party, feel free to change your mind and join the Bruckner and Fabio-hailers.
03-10-2003, 09:41 PM
Spatvark

Oh boy, you just had to start it already, didn't you Mik? *invades other party threads*
03-10-2003, 09:48 PM
Mr. Graves

Quote:

Originally posted by Mikztsu
Everyone who joins this party, feel free to change your mind and join the Bruckner and Fabio-hailers.

:x_x:

No.
03-10-2003, 09:50 PM
Leeza

You know that you'll be sorry if you don't. You just know it.
03-10-2003, 09:51 PM
Mr. Graves

Why do I doubt that??:p
03-10-2003, 09:52 PM
Leeza

Oh no! Whatever shall I do? I've just realised I'm in the wrong party whatsoever! Please oh mighty Spat, please let me into your party!

This is what Spat wishes and dreams that he will hear me say! Sod Off, Spat!
03-10-2003, 10:11 PM
WarZidane

Ooh, evil! I shall join this one then. :D
03-10-2003, 10:14 PM
Agent Proto

I have to admit, this year's version of Goatsecs is better. ;) But I'm still going with Snizzist! Just as evil, but not evil enough.
03-10-2003, 10:25 PM
Mikztsu

Hmm...so they are already editing posts of Bruckner party members.>=o Nothing else could be expected from heathens like Goatsecs.
03-10-2003, 10:30 PM
Spatvark

Well duh, we're the evil ones remember!
03-10-2003, 10:31 PM
Leeza

I agree, Mik. They've had plenty of experience with their evil ways. I can see that we are going to have to always be watching each other's backs here.
03-10-2003, 10:33 PM
Mikztsu

Well, if this continues, you can do so as well in the name of Fabio and Bruckner. *hails*
03-10-2003, 10:47 PM
Mr. Graves

Heh.

To show the parties my devotion to the only party with some real taste, I have taken off my Pigoda sig. Note that I adore that sig more than my life. (Not really, but I did like it alot...) So, if you think you can win me over, you may as well forget that and save yourself disappointment.

EDIT: Goatsecs members, listen up. Bleys has posted something in the feedback forum which we all should read. In short, Sakare Yume is going to decide the election. Our parties could be shot all to heck! Just thought I'd let you people know...
03-10-2003, 11:49 PM
eestlinc

Go ahead and join the Goatsecs. You will become one with HAME and your fate will be sealed. All HAME will be purged by the divine powers of Anton Brucker.
03-11-2003, 12:19 AM
HOOTERS

Hmm...I like the vast quantities of evil but there's something missing...
03-11-2003, 12:29 AM
eestlinc

what's missing is your soul.
03-11-2003, 08:09 AM
Dew Drop

Nah. Goatsecs are...secsy 0.0
We have the l33t scary assed banner :D
03-11-2003, 09:40 PM
DK

I am forsaking all others.

*Becomes one with the Goatsecs*
03-11-2003, 09:50 PM
Spatvark

Welcome Dan, I have your dress already waiting for you XD
03-11-2003, 10:19 PM
HOORJ

What is your party's opinion on goatse deflation over the year in stock?
03-12-2003, 04:09 AM
CloudDragon

You people are missing out, join the Bruckner Party and free yourself of HAME!
03-12-2003, 07:33 AM
Dew Drop

Re: Goatsecs: More than just a way of life!

Quote:

Originally posted by Purgatory and as many underage japanese schoolgirls for Kishi as we can get!

So that's why you asked me to join 0.0!!!
03-12-2003, 06:46 PM
Daryl

I've been a Goatsec in both the last two years' elections. I even still have my banner from last year's election. I was looking at the Bruckner party (they have Bruckner, and tentacles!), but I must remain loyal to the Goatsecs.

Sign me up, yo. >=D
03-12-2003, 07:02 PM
Mr. Graves

Welcome aboard, Daryl.

Do you think we should start deciding on who gets what forums, or continue to wait for more members??
03-12-2003, 07:02 PM
Spatvark

Updated the first post =P
03-12-2003, 07:09 PM
Mr. Graves

All right. I'll pick Eyes On Each Other, Final Fantasy 1-4, FF5, and General FF. I might take whatever forums is left from the picking too.

Is that ok?
03-12-2003, 07:11 PM
Daryl

Thanks for the welcome.

If we're picking forums, I'll take FFVI... I'm pretty sure that's what I had last time. xD
03-12-2003, 08:07 PM
DK

I'll take the lounge. :x?
03-12-2003, 08:11 PM
Spatvark

You can only pick one forum Mr Graves, though good try at monopolizing it. We all know monopolies are evil XD
03-12-2003, 08:21 PM
Mr. Graves

Ok then. I'll take Eyes On Each Other.
03-12-2003, 08:55 PM
Dew Drop

I'll have General Chat plzkthx :D I post in here the most xD
03-12-2003, 08:57 PM
WarZidane

I'll take the Chrono Cross/Chrono Trigger forum then? :D
03-12-2003, 09:15 PM
Jowy

How about me taking the FFT forum? :D?
03-12-2003, 11:01 PM
Shiroi Kumo

Wow, this thread radiates evil...in Bleys form...

*doesn't care*

Cheers.
03-12-2003, 11:04 PM
Mr. Graves

Quote:

Originally posted by Shiroi Kumo
Wow, this thread radiates evil...in Bleys form...

*doesn't care*

Cheers.

Elaboration??
03-13-2003, 07:23 AM
Dew Drop

The kewl evil banner maybe? *Worships it*
03-14-2003, 02:31 AM
Citizen Bleys

Alright, it just doesn't feel right to not be in Goatsecs, especially with my mug on the banner.

Count me in. General Archive would be good.
03-14-2003, 02:41 AM
Shiroi Kumo

This Party is evil...eeevil!

Repent now, come back to the light...Vote Kumo!
03-14-2003, 04:12 AM
Leeza

*hails Bruckner to ward off evil*
03-14-2003, 04:35 AM
Shiroi Kumo

Bruckner? Pfft, Bruckner is too neutral, quit sitting on the fence. :p

Vote Kumo!
03-14-2003, 04:38 AM
Leeza

Bruckner is the voice and sound of reason.

*hails*
03-14-2003, 04:53 AM
Giggles

All hail Bruckner. You and I. All hail Bruckner. Bruckner and I.

*hails w/ Leeza*:beer:
03-14-2003, 05:09 AM
Election Booth

Quote:

EDIT: Goatsecs members, listen up. Bleys has posted something in the feedback forum which we all should read. In short, Sakare Yume is going to decide the election. Our parties could be shot all to heck! Just thought I'd let you people know...

Damn straight! ...SO SPELL MY NAME RIGHT! >=D That is all.

(SPOILER)Yes, that was a joke for those that missed it. :p
03-14-2003, 05:12 AM
Del Murder

Well, being my arch rivals and everything, Goatsecs gets a Newbie Rating of 3. That's still better than the Snizzists.
03-14-2003, 10:55 AM
Super Christ

Once again this year, I throw my full support behind Goatsecs. Sign me up, and I'll try to think of what forum to run for.
03-14-2003, 12:58 PM
DK

BRUCKNER IS THE TRUE EVIL! DONUT LISTEN TO THE LYING MEMBERS OF THAT PARTY! THEY ARE LEADING YOU TO YOUR DESTRUCTION YOU FOOLS! BWAHAHAHAHA!

Ahem. Goatsecs 4 lief.
03-14-2003, 05:56 PM
Mr. Graves

Quote:

Originally posted by Loki
BRUCKNER IS THE TRUE EVIL! DONUT LISTEN TO THE LYING MEMBERS OF THAT PARTY! THEY ARE LEADING YOU TO YOUR DESTRUCTION YOU FOOLS! BWAHAHAHAHA!

Just vote Goatsecs, everyone.

Welcome aboard Bleys and Super Christ
03-15-2003, 09:00 AM
Super Christ

I think I'd like to run for General Gaming; heck, I might even win - I won the Chrono forums last year. Now, the thing we need is an official party slogan. And whoever's building our party platform needs to get started.
03-15-2003, 09:05 AM
Spatvark

Oh excellent, you've still got last years banner XD *edits first post accordingly and carries on writing his speech*
03-15-2003, 09:12 AM
Super Christ

I've even got some banners that I think are from the first years elections, and that's from before I even joined - I could post them as attatchments if anyone wants.
03-15-2003, 10:12 PM
Mr. Graves

That would be sweet. I like the sig that Spat made this year better than the one you have, Super Christ. The flame effect with Bleys' head owns. Although your sig is cool also. :cool:
03-15-2003, 10:22 PM
Spatvark

Uhm, I didn't exactly make it... Nait did and I stole it, sticking the text on it myself XD
03-16-2003, 12:10 PM
Nait

Quote:

Originally posted by Purgatory
Uhm, I didn't exactly make it... Nait did and I stole it, sticking the text on it myself XD

I am a God of Elections, and I vote the RNP.

You should too. ;D
03-16-2003, 03:15 PM
Levian

Hey hey, I will be joining this part for god knows what! but the important thing is that I join right? :p
It's not important which forum I get, just put me somewhere if you want to.
03-16-2003, 03:22 PM
WarZidane

A wise decision! ;)
*hands pass for free alcohol*
Anyone who joins now can also get this pass, so join!
03-17-2003, 08:02 AM
Dew Drop

You're all scary, scary children.
And I love it :D
03-17-2003, 11:39 AM
Super Christ

So I wonder when Kishi and Wyllius will join; or even if they will join this year?
03-17-2003, 07:01 PM
Daryl

Doubtful.
03-17-2003, 09:11 PM
Cloud_Strife189

Hell, I may as well join, I like things all evil and ................... *snore*

or not :D I wont support anybody else though (just for the record so you dont burn my house down :p)

Please try not to double-post. Use the edit/delete button. ~ Leeza
03-18-2003, 08:00 AM
Dew Drop

Come on guys! We're not even half as active as the other parties. I tried shameless advertising but it didn't work :>
03-18-2003, 08:30 AM
Del Murder

Maybe you should try shameful advertising.

EDIT: On second thought, forget all this garbage and come join The Reformed Newbie Party.
03-18-2003, 04:25 PM
Mr. Graves

Quote:

Originally posted by Dew Drop
Come on guys! We're not even half as active as the other parties. I tried shameless advertising but it didn't work :>

Oh, I've been busy, Rei. I've been trying to keep someone from slandering us. ;)

HINT: See 'Kumo party' thread.
03-18-2003, 09:01 PM
Strider

Besides the free pass for alcohol (which I can't actually use), what else can the Goatsecs Party offer a person such as myself? I'm still undecided, and I'm debating between every party. . . minus the Bruckners.
03-18-2003, 09:06 PM
Mr. Graves

We offer a sense of unity. Cool people Like Rei (Dew Drop), Loki, myself, and our leader Spatvark to buddy up with. The evilness is just an image, I swear.

*runs off*
03-18-2003, 09:08 PM
Strider

Hmm. . . well, if you're dissin' your own party's values like that. . . I don't know about joining you guys then.

I'll wait until I get an answer from Purgatory before I do anything, though.
03-18-2003, 09:09 PM
Mr. Graves

That was a joke.
03-18-2003, 09:10 PM
Strider

Oh, I gotcha. *nods

I'll wait for Purg, though.
03-18-2003, 09:11 PM
Mr. Graves

Fair enough. *nods* :D
03-18-2003, 10:04 PM
Spatvark

Uhm, yeah, you can join if you want. I mean, you ARE the Strider Hiryu, the best Strider ever!

...

...

Or was that the other Strider? =P

Well, being evil, we have EVERYTHING, don'tcha know? Ask and ye shall receive :evil:
03-18-2003, 10:58 PM
Tidus777

I have a very dumb question...but I need to know. Does this party hate christians? If not...I'm in. :shoot:
03-18-2003, 11:07 PM
ReflectedSin

Can't we have a Misato and Yuna loving.... group instead?
03-18-2003, 11:09 PM
Strider

Well, I'm not entirely sure evil is my thing.
03-19-2003, 02:44 AM
DK

Every evil group needs a decent person. :D?
03-19-2003, 07:50 AM
Dew Drop

Yeah, you have to be the good cop and stop all us bad cops giving everyone else a huge old slap :D?
*glomps Loki cause she feels like it* :>
03-19-2003, 05:27 PM
Daryl

Quote:

Originally posted by Tidus777
I have a very dumb question...but I need to know. Does this party hate christians? If not...I'm in. :shoot:

We don't hate Christians. We are a very open-minded party, we just love evil a whole lot. >=D
03-19-2003, 09:05 PM
Mr. Graves

Seeing as people are allowed to run for multiple forums (see the latest posts in the main Elections thread...), can I snatch the Final Fantasy 1-4 forum too?? Possibly FF5, too?
03-19-2003, 11:12 PM
Wyllius

Quote:

Originally posted by Super Christ
So I wonder when Kishi and Wyllius will join; or even if they will join this year?

So very doubtful. I've not even been offered payments or oil for guns.
03-20-2003, 01:52 AM
DK

Wyll, You know full well you're aloud access to withdraw as much money as you please from the bank account overseas.
03-20-2003, 07:56 AM
Dew Drop

In the country we like to call Bleys-land where all the goats run wild!
...I'm sure I left that damn country somewhere *looks*
03-24-2003, 11:18 AM
Excel

Are you people still alive? -Pokes-
03-24-2003, 12:52 PM
stuffing

I think not
03-24-2003, 02:19 PM
Citizen Bleys

I am :D
03-24-2003, 04:35 PM
Levian

Ditto :)
03-24-2003, 05:31 PM
Mr. Graves

Still up and running.
03-24-2003, 07:44 PM
Excel

Good. Then count me in for the party?!
03-24-2003, 10:02 PM
WarZidane

Yay!
*gives pass for free alcohol*
Welcome then. :D
03-25-2003, 09:13 AM
Excel

Whoo hoo! Evil, Evil, Evil! -dances- :giddy:

So... what does this party... do? :rolleyes2
03-28-2003, 12:45 AM
Mr. Graves

I think someone hacked into this thread or something...all of our Goatsecs Logos are broken....

(Switches to Pagoda until its fixed...)

EDIT: Can't find it...:(
03-28-2003, 11:50 AM
Spatvark

No, my angelfire account got terminated which was hosting the image XD

I wonder why that was...

EDIT: OK, I nabbed myself a new angelfire site and here's the NEW code to stick in your sigs.

<a href="http://www.eyesonff.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=30787" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.angelfire.com/ak5/purgatory/ableys3.txt" alt="Goatsecs: Because evil is just THAT fun!" border=0></img></a>
03-29-2003, 03:12 PM
Dew Drop

...Does it work? xDDD
03-29-2003, 03:40 PM
Spatvark

Yeah it works. And it's all Bleys' fault my old angelfire site got terminated *nods*
03-30-2003, 11:09 AM
Dew Drop

Everything is all Bleys' fault! Existance on this planet is due to the fact he went back in time and dropped an egg and cress sandwhich on a prehuman beach :> [/Terry Pratchett]
03-31-2003, 08:10 AM
Lord Xehanort

Eww! You guys screw goats. Can you say syphilis?
03-31-2003, 12:09 PM
Daryl

Not anywhere in our thread do we mention goat-screwing. You must have us confused with... that other party, over there. *points to a random party thread*
03-31-2003, 09:18 PM
Lord Xehanort

Your name is GOATSEX!
03-31-2003, 09:20 PM
Spatvark

No, it's Goatsecs. BIG difference there. And might I say that KidLover is hardly the best of names either, so stop knocking the name or we might just have to get nasty *glowers*
03-31-2003, 09:23 PM
Lord Xehanort

*draws sword* I challenge you to a duel of words sir! You are a satanic cult and I hate you almost as much as the Ace party!
03-31-2003, 09:24 PM
Daryl

You wouldn't like us... if we had to get... nasty... *twitch*

*big cheery anime-style grin* VOTE GOATSECS!!! ^_^
03-31-2003, 09:27 PM
Mr. Graves

Kidlover, you can't win. Give up or....something.
03-31-2003, 09:27 PM
Lord Xehanort

Bring it punk! *gets groove on*
03-31-2003, 11:24 PM
Daryl

This is getting kinda pointless now.

I hate to act like a moderator in my party's own beloved thread, but, howabout we pretend to be on a topic? In other words, KidLover, less swords more politics. Or something.

I'd hate to close this thread or ban anyone. ;) *finger twitches towards close/ban buttons*

Heh... ahh, just being in this thread makes me more evil. VOTE GOATSECS!
04-01-2003, 04:22 AM
eestlinc

KidLover needs to SHUT UP.

*sex0r-lollyguptua Daryl while I'm in here*
04-01-2003, 01:47 PM
Dew Drop

*notes the Billy goat hiding behind KL* Hey, aren't baby goats called Kids? ;) And you're saying we like to screw goats? Tut tut ;D
04-01-2003, 08:11 PM
Lord Xehanort

*slashes Dew Drop*

I am talking about Schala Zeal from Chrono Cross you friggin' moron!:mad2:
04-01-2003, 08:21 PM
Spatvark

1) (SPOILER)Kid is not Schala Zeal. They are separate entities, despite Kid being a clone of Schala.

2) Stop spamming this thread now, or I report the Bruckner party and get them thrown out of the elections =D?
04-01-2003, 10:16 PM
Daryl

Quote:

Originally posted by eestlinc
*sex0r-lollyguptua Daryl while I'm in here*

And that, my friends, is why I almost joined the Bruckner party. *lollyguptuas eeeeeest*

yay for goatsecs lolol ;)
04-02-2003, 09:33 AM
Dew Drop

Quote:

Originally posted by KidLover
*slashes Dew Drop*

I am talking about Schala Zeal from Chrono Cross you friggin' moron!:mad2:

Ever heard of wit? I believe it's very popular in Milan right now ;)
04-02-2003, 03:37 PM
Levian

Quote:

Originally posted by KidLover
I am talking about Schala Zeal from Chrono Cross you friggin' moron!:mad2:

isn't she from chrono trigger?

I haven't played cc, but I remember a schala zeal in CT :)

anyway, long live goatsecs, vote for us, have an evil day.
04-02-2003, 05:31 PM
Dew Drop

AAAAACK! Our logo is a broken link again xP If you give me the image, I can put it on my paid for server? x.x Then it will never be a broken link *kicks angelfire*
04-02-2003, 05:34 PM
Spatvark

Looks fine and dandy to me Tiff *glomps*

EDIT: OK, if you want to represent a second or even more forums, just holler, and do it quick. Currently, I'm running for about 20 of them just to get the coverage but mweh. Feel free to nab any one that has my name next to it EXCEPT the Writer's Corner *glares*
04-03-2003, 07:23 PM
frr_vegeta

would this party by chance be considered......communist in any way shape or form? perhaps i would chose to join the darkside, im already evil, so reform is not necessary
04-03-2003, 09:24 PM
Citizen Bleys

Communist? More like the Mongol Hordes :D
04-03-2003, 09:36 PM
frr_vegeta

:laugh: good enough for me......now then just wait till winter......oh wait that didnt work on them....dammit!