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Im new here...thats it.
Where the *arf* is my avatar?
Howdy partner!
Set your *Preparation H* in your *hemorrhoids*.
Enjoy your stay here.
Welcome to *Ulan Baator, Mongolia*
I did set my avatar in my profile im not *a manatee* its not on there, must try agian.
Welcome. Dont *rescue* the water. Dont drink anything linus *impregnates*. Especially never eat anything Mik cooks. :D
I wont thanks for the advice, if you find any of my *sesquipedalian* stuff dont try it.
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Originally posted by vicious
I wont thanks for the advice, if you find any of my purple stuff dont try it.
so THATS what that nasty *marzipan* was!!
I think I'll *DEFENESTRATE* one word in each post in this thread for *NO BLOODY REASON* squid
<3*Richard Simmons*Kane.
hi
I thought this is a cool newbie thread till I read your post, *Mahatma Gandhi*. :/
*Blinks* I'm *The true Lord of the Dance* . . .
Welcome to the insanity. Get a beer and prop your feet up. Watch out for the mutated pizza. Linus left it out n' it got nasty . . .
*Constitution Act, 1982 (79)
Enacted as Schedule B to the Canada Act 1982 (U.K.) 1982, c. 11, which came into force on April 17, 1982
PART I
Canadian charter of rights and freedoms
Whereas Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law:
Guarantee of Rights and Freedoms
Rights and freedoms in Canada 1. The Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms guarantees the rights and freedoms set out in it subject only to such reasonable limits prescribed by law as can be demonstrably justified in a free and democratic society.
Fundamental Freedoms
Fundamental freedoms 2. Everyone has the following fundamental freedoms:
a) freedom of conscience and religion;
b) freedom of thought, belief, opinion and expression, including freedom of the press and other media of communication;
c) freedom of peaceful assembly; and
d) freedom of association.
Democratic Rights
Democratic rights of citizens
3. Every citizen of Canada has the right to vote in an election of members of the House of Commons or of a legislative assembly and to be qualified for membership therein.
Maximum duration of legislative bodies
4. (1) No House of Commons and no legislative assembly shall continue for longer than five years from the date fixed for the return of the writs of a general election of its members.
Continuation in special circumstances
(2) In time of real or apprehended war, invasion or insurrection, a House of Commons may be continued by Parliament and a legislative assembly may be continued by the legislature beyond five years if such continuation is not opposed by the votes of more than one-third of the members of the House of Commons or the legislative assembly, as the case may be.
Annual sitting of legislative bodies
5. There shall be a sitting of Parliament and of each legislature at least once every twelve months
Mobility Rights
Mobility of citizens 6. (1) Every citizen of Canada has the right to enter, remain in and leave Canada.
Rights to move and gain livelihood (2) Every citizen of Canada and every person who has the status of a permanent resident of Canada has the right
a) to move to and take up residence in any province; and
b) to pursue the gaining of a livelihood in any province.
Limitation (3) The rights specified in subsection (2) are subject to
a) any laws or practices of general application in force in a province other than those that discriminate among persons primarily on the basis of province of present or previous residence; and
b) any laws providing for reasonable residency requirements as a qualification for the receipt of publicly provided social services.
Affirmative action programs (4) Subsections (2) and (3) do not preclude any law, program or activity that has as its object the amelioration in a province of conditions of individuals in that province who are socially or economically disadvantaged if the rate of employment in that province is below the rate of employment in Canada.
Legal Rights
Life, liberty and security of person 7. Everyone has the right to life, liberty and security of the person and the right not to be deprived thereof except in accordance with the principles of fundamental justice.
Search or seizure 8. Everyone has the right to be secure against unreasonable search or seizure.
Detention or imprisonment 9. Everyone has the right not to be arbitrarily detained or imprisoned.
Arrest or detention 10. Everyone has the right on arrest or detention
a) to be informed promptly of the reasons therefor;
b) to retain and instruct counsel without delay and to be informed of that right; and
c) to have the validity of the detention determined by way of habeas corpus and to be released if the detention is not lawful.
Proceedings in criminal and penal matters 11. Any person charged with an offence has the right
a) to be informed without unreasonable delay of the specific offence;
b) to be tried within a reasonable time;
c) not to be compelled to be a witness in proceedings against that person in respect of the offence;
d) to be presumed innocent until proven guilty according to law in a fair and public hearing by an independent and impartial tribunal;
e) not to be denied reasonable bail without just cause;
f) except in the case of an offence under military law tried before a military tribunal, to the benefit of trial by jury where the maximum punishment for the offence is imprisonment for five years or a more severe punishment;
g) not to be found guilty on account of any act or omission unless, at the time of the act or omission, it constituted an offence under Canadian or international law or was criminal according to the general principles of law recognized by the community of nations;
h) if finally acquitted of the offence, not to be tried for it again and, if finally found guilty and punished for the offence, not to be tried or punished for it again; and
i) if found guilty of the offence and if the punishment for the offence has been varied between the time of commission and the time of sentencing, to the benefit of the lesser punishment.
Treatment or punishment 12. Everyone has the right not to be subjected to any cruel and unusual treatment or punishment.
Self-crimination 13. A witness who testifies in any proceedings has the right not to have any incriminating evidence so given used to incriminate that witness in any other proceedings, except in a prosecution for perjury or for the giving of contradictory evidence.
Interpreter 14. A party or witness in any proceedings who does not understand or speak the language in which the proceedings are conducted or who is deaf has the right to the assistance of an interpreter.
Equality Rights
Equality before and under law and equal protection and benefit of law 15. (1) Every individual is equal before and under the law and has the right to the equal protection and equal benefit of the law without discrimination and, in particular, without discrimination based on race, national or ethnic origin, colour, religion, sex, age or mental or physical disability.
Affirmative action programs (2) Subsection (1) does not preclude any law, program or activity that has as its object the amelioration of conditions of disadvantaged individuals or groups including those that are disadvantaged because of race, national or ethnic origin, colour, religion, sex, age or mental or physical disability.
Official Languages of Canada
Official languages of Canada 16. (1) English and French are the official languages of Canada and have equality of status and equal rights and privileges as to their use in all institutions of the Parliament and government of Canada.
Official languages of New Brunswick (2) English and French are the official languages of New Brunswick and have equality of status and equal rights and privileges as to their use in all institutions of the legislature and government of New Brunswick.
Advancement of status and use (3) Nothing in this Charter limits the authority of Parliament or a legislature to advance the equality of status or use of English and French.
English and French linguistic communities in New Brunswick 16.1. (1) The English linguistic community and the French linguistic community in New Brunswick have equality of status and equal rights and privileges, including the right to distinct educational institutions and such distinct cultural institutions as are necessary for the preservation and promotion of those communities.
Role of the legislature and government of New Brunswick (2) The role of the legislature and government of New Brunswick to preserve and promote the status, rights and privileges referred to in subsection (1) is affirmed.
Proceedings of Parliament 17. (1) Everyone has the right to use English or French in any debates and other proceedings of Parliament.
Proceedings of New Brunswick legislature (2) Everyone has the right to use English or French in any debates and other proceedings of the legislature of New Brunswick.
Parliamentary statutes and records 18. (1) The statutes, records and journals of Parliament shall be printed and published in English and French and both language versions are equally authoritative.
New Brunswick statutes and records (2) The statutes, records and journals of the legislature of New Brunswick shall be printed and published in English and French and both language versions are equally authoritative.
Proceedings in courts established by Parliament 19. (1) Either English or French may be used by any person in, or in any pleading in or process issuing from, any court established by Parliament.
Proceedings in New Brunswick courts (2) Either English or French may be used by any person in, or in any pleading in or process issuing from, any court of New Brunswick.
Communications by public with federal institutions 20. (1) Any member of the public in Canada has the right to communicate with, and to receive available services from, any head or central office of an institution of the Parliament or government of Canada in English or French, and has the same right with respect to any other office of any such institution where
a) there is a significant demand for communications with and services from that office in such language; or
b) due to the nature of the office, it is reasonable that communications with and services from that office be available in both English and French.
Communications by public with New Brunswick institutions (2) Any member of the public in New Brunswick has the right to communicate with, and to receive available services from, any office of an institution of the legislature or government of New Brunswick in English or French.
Continuation of existing constitutional provisions 21. Nothing in sections 16 to 20 abrogates or derogates from any right, privilege or obligation with respect to the English and French languages, or either of them, that exists or is continued by virtue of any other provision of the Constitution of Canada.
Rights and privileges preserved 22. Nothing in sections 16 to 20 abrogates or derogates from any legal or customary right or privilege acquired or enjoyed either before or after the coming into force of this Charter with respect to any language that is not English or French.
Minority Language Educational Rights
Language of instruction 23. (1) Citizens of Canada
a) whose first language learned and still understood is that of the English or French linguistic minority population of the province in which they reside, or
b) who have received their primary school instruction in Canada in English or French and reside in a province where the language in which they received that instruction is the language of the English or French linguistic minority population of the province,
have the right to have their children receive primary and secondary school instruction in that language in that province.
Continuity of language instruction (2) Citizens of Canada of whom any child has received or is receiving primary or secondary school instruction in English or French in Canada, have the right to have all their children receive primary and secondary school instruction in the same language.
Application where numbers warrant (3) The right of citizens of Canada under subsections (1) and (2) to have their children receive primary and secondary school instruction in the language of the English or French linguistic minority population of a province
a) applies wherever in the province the number of children of citizens who have such a right is sufficient to warrant the provision to them out of public funds of minority language instruction; and
b) includes, where the number of those children so warrants, the right to have them receive that instruction in minority language educational facilities provided out of public funds.
Enforcement
Enforcement of guaranteed rignts and freedoms 24. (1) Anyone whose rights or freedoms, as guaranteed by this Charter, have been infringed or denied may apply to a court of competent jurisdiction to obtain such remedy as the court considers appropriate and just in the circumstances.
Exclusion of evidence bringing administration of justice into disrepute (2) Where, in proceedings under subsection (1), a court concludes that evidence was obtained in a manner that infringed or denied any rights or freedoms guaranteed by this Charter, the evidence shall be excluded if it is established that, having regard to all the circumstances, the admission of it in the proceedings would bring the administration of justice into disrepute.
General
Aboriginal rights and freedoms not affected by Charter 25. The guarantee in this Charter of certain rights and freedoms shall not be construed so as to abrogate or derogate from any aboriginal, treaty or other rights or freedoms that pertain to the aboriginal peoples of Canada including
a) any rights or freedoms that have been recognized by the Royal Proclamation of October 7, 1763; and
b) any rights or freedoms that now exist by way of land claims agreements or may be so acquired.
Other rights and freedoms not affected by Charter 26. The guarantee in this Charter of certain rights and freedoms shall not be construed as denying the existence of any other rights or freedoms that exist in Canada.
Multicultural heritage 27. This Charter shall be interpreted in a manner consistent with the preservation and enhancement of the multicultural heritage of Canadians.
Rights guaranteed equally to both sexes 28. Notwithstanding anything in this Charter, the rights and freedoms referred to in it are guaranteed equally to male and female persons.
Rights respecting certain schools preserved 29. Nothing in this Charter abrogates or derogates from any rights or privileges guaranteed by or under the Constitution of Canada in respect of denominational, separate or dissentient schools.(93)
Application to territories and territorial authorities 30. A reference in this Charter to a Province or to the legislative assembly or legislature of a province shall be deemed to include a reference to the Yukon Territory and the Northwest Territories, or to the appropriate legislative authority thereof, as the case may be.
Legislative powers not extended 31. Nothing in this Charter extends the legislative powers of any body or authority.
Application of Charter
Application of Charter 32. (1)This Charter applies
a) to the Parliament and government of Canada in respect of all matters within the authority of Parliament including all matters relating to the Yukon Territory and Northwest Territories; and
b) to the legislature and government of each province in respect of all matters within the authority of the legislature of each province.
Exception (2) Notwithstanding subsection (1), section 15 shall not have effect until three years after this section comes into force.
Exception where express declaration 33. (1) Parliament or the legislature of a province may expressly declare in an Act of Parliament or of the legislature, as the case may be, that the Act or a provision thereof shall operate notwithstanding a provision included in section 2 or sections 7 to 15 of this Charter.
Operation of exception (2) An Act or a provision of an Act in respect of which a declaration made under this section is in effect shall have such operation as it would have but for the provision of this Charter referred to in the declaration.
Five year limitation (3) A declaration made under subsection (1) shall cease to have effect five years after it comes into force or on such earlier date as may be specified in the declaration.
Re-enactment (4) Parliament or the legislature of a province may re-enact a declaration made under subsection (1).
Five year limitation (5) Subsection (3) applies in respect of a re-enactment made under subsection (4).
Citation
Citation 34. This Part may be cited as the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms.*
Batman sucks.
So does Bleys, but we won't get into that.
ps. *anyone named Jeremiah* sucks.
HA! I edit my own post so it isn't . . . *radioactive* . . . anymore . . . ?
:o
Tch, you're supposed to be talking about viscious, not me. Don't hijack the newbie *opossum*!
*I am The Man and I am secretly in love with RSL*
*obfuscated*Quote:
Originally posted by That Guy WithTheNo Hair
Tch, you're supposed to be talking about viscious, not me. Don't hijack the newbie *opossum*!
*exploding Bleys fun*
Well done on *s3x0ring* Linus' name, there, Bleys
I expect he'll be right along to dump thousands of *cadavers* in this thread, then.
What the Holooping Halloring *Life-sized replica of the Statue of Liberty made entirely out of Lime Jell-O and furthermore Dressed In An Enormous Leisure Suit*??
Go outside, Bleys. You need *to put your left one in, and to put your left one out, in, out, in out, and shake it all about. That's what it's all about!*
You do realise Bleys isn't the only one *dismembering corpses with a rusty spoon* here?
I didn't even have to touch that one ^^
Buddha smile upon the *Shower me with hoardes of hot, young, nubile bisexual ladies who all want a piece of me* function.
*I bow down before your awesome presence, oh master. Let me pledge to you in my own blood!*
I think Bleys needs more than *hair* . . .
Edit by Bleys: I only added an "h" to air. Someone else did the other bit
How did you know about the bisexual bit, Spat?
Dude, getting *serviced* by loads of chicks is great, but watching them *auto-update* each other at the same time as they *maintenance* you is definitely better XD
I'm not even going to touch that post with an 800 foot pole.
METAPHORICALLY SPEAKING!
You just wish it was 800' long =OOO
*I LUFF AARON SO MUCH <3 <3 <3*
This is like, this is like... *ace*?
I LOATHE Bleys
I wasn't expecting Linus's display name to change, just when it was in posts.
But this DOES give me an idea...squid
Looks like reporting this post only got Spat in to help...Sean *was* here for a minute, but I guess he decided not to help :(
BoB and Shlup are going to be *ripped* about missing this, methinks.
Just be careful of the guys in *Roswell, New Mexico* They are looking for you.
You two are having *WAY* too much *intercourse* with this...
Yay! Another *drunken elf*
(hint: edit the word "helper")
you guys are changing moer tahn 1 woerd!~~~~
I'd change it but you're coming off bad enough as it is XD ~ Spat
That doesn't sound good . . . *Worried*
LUcifer is a *Magical Fairy Creature* who *Sucks eggs* .
*STILL wins* ((Unless something mysterious is about to happen....))
Edit by Stephie - Ur a coward to hide behind your powers of authority . . . you suck.
I am the only one who promised to change only one word. Spat and pr00t have no such restrictions.
*Goes insane*
What is wrong with you *bipeds*?! ^^;
bleyz censoredz thez wordz "*marzipan*" to "lucifer" omgz
yer all *far too good for me, so I'm forced to weep inconsoleably in my bed, being wieighed down by my longing for you*.
I'm tempted to change Spliff's title to say marmite instead of marmot.
But marmite is hideous =OOO
*Laughs* Poor Spiff-man. ^_^-
*Notices that I still lose. . . *micturates**
I'm tempted to make obscene gestures at your screen name if you do so.
My screen name IS an obscene gesture
At some point in the *asclololepithion* this was a newbie thread.
Yeah, when he gets back, viscious is either going to absolutely love us, or absolutely *rape* us.
*Laughs* I agree. Poor dude. I like his sig though. ^_^-
And I still hate BLEYS . . .
I like how you've managed to spell his name wrong every single time Plushiebunny.
And of course you should hate Lucifer! He's evil personified!
Aww, you *know* I can't leave the board like that. If nobody could edit their posts for an extended period of time, there'd be a bloody revolt.
Gotcha, though :D
I'm sure that makes sense somewhere. But not here.Quote:
Originally posted by Citizen Kane
My screen name IS an obscene gesture
You're all *made entirely out of cheese*.
*Glares* That was NOT fair. *Hates*Quote:
Originally Some idiot
Aww, you *know* I can't leave the board like that. If nobody could edit their posts for an extended period of time, there'd be a bloody revolt.
Gotcha, though :D
hahr!
:aimmad:
har har!
LUCIKANEBLEYSIFER can't leave! *huggles*
*Still glaring and hating* Bwar to Bugger Head and his *LAME* attempts to be sane.
*Points* Your STILL just abusin' your power man!! ^_^-
And you can't even report this thread, because I already did. *winsx10*
Okay, now the midget *sex* was funny.
dear lord.
^^ HOORJ a *midget*
*clothes* HOORJ
Vicious, I represent the only sane person in this thread . . . Don't fall under a false sense of security. Everyone here is evil, I tell ya, evil! So please don't let this thread influence you to . . . run away or something. ^_^- People here are nuts but friendly.
I apologize for my repetitive spamming. *Pokes Bleys with a stick* And I still hate you.
I dearly hope not.
Bleys *sex0rs* midgets.
No. Just no.
You didn't even edit a word in mine. you just stuck sex in the middle. Now you're just getting desperate.
*Agrees*Quote:
Originally posted by chocoboy
Lucifer *sex0rs* midgets.
*Laughs* And Spiff-man is *wrong*, *he's* losing.
Are there even any rules?
Not that I know about.
Lucifer-poop-head was 'sposed to edit just one word per post but he cheated and thus . . . lost.
He's a sore *-=WINNER=-*.
*Wonders if anyone will get in trouble for this mess*
^XD
*smiles innocently*
it 'aint my fault.
It's Bleys's fault
Not my fault either.
I'm not being *spanked* for it
Holy :skull::skull::skull::skull: im gone for a half of a day and this is a total spam fest keep this trout rollin.what the :skull::skull::skull::skull: you cant say :skull::skull::skull::skull: that :skull::skull::skull::skull:ing sucks!!!!!!!!
i love it
*laughs at you all*
I'm so :skull::skull::skull::skull::skull::skull:ing tempted to make that my :skull::skull::skull::skull::skull::skull:ing signature, but then I'd have to stop advertising Vesper :pQuote:
Originally posted by vicious
Holy :skull::skull::skull::skull: im gone for a half of a day and this is a total spam fest keep this trout rollin.what the :skull::skull::skull::skull: you cant say :skull::skull::skull::skull: that :skull::skull::skull::skull:ing sucks!!!!!!!!
Ahh good days ahead.
YeeeeeeHaaaaaaw! Ride 'em cowboy!
What the :skull::skull::skull::skull: is up with the add libs thats really gay!
This thread is too funny. I haven't laughed this hard at a thread in a long time. :laugh:
I think i seen that shrine thing from some where else,ffalpha.
Er. Welcome.
I *trouting* LOVE this thread.
*views "Reported Post" email*
OMFG you're all fired.
What was the reason Bleys gave for reporting the post? ;)
*is EXTREMELY sad he missed this.*
staff r nazis
You should have done this to a thread made by a newbie who wasn't going to like it and get upset and leave and then we all laugh.
We'll try it on the next one. >=D
Yeah, and only if i'm here for it. :p
Nah, once is enough. Fo shizzy.
:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:>NANI????
Hello, welcome to EoFF.
*SHAME*
...Welcome to EoFF, vicious.:)
Wow.... maybe this thread will become longer than Ki Ki's hello thread
:smash:
:yuck:
It'll probably get longer... or not. Depends on what everyone does...
Yeah it depends if people spam like this.
or like this?
No, more like this.
oh okay let me try again................................
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nope.... nothing
You're both wrong, it's done this way.
Darn you misfit. We all know HOOT and Linus are the gods of spam.
maybe one day they well let me be their apprentice.....*hopeful*
Remember what happened the last time you rascals intentionally spammed the heck out of a thread?
I'll remind you: Mass bannings.
That's what happened.