Create Your own Final Fantasy7 Mistakes! (Info inside And there will be spoilers)

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10-21-2003, 08:57 PM
MJN SEIFER

Create Your own Final Fantasy7 Mistakes! (Info inside And there will be spoilers)

I thought it would be fun to create mistakes "Bloomers" I thnk there called! (Like when someone messes up acting!) Here's some of mine!

(After The battle with Jenova Cloud takes the Aeris to the water)

Aeris: AHHHH! Cold!

Cloud: Your suposed to be DEAD! Stupid

Director: Cut!

(Clouds Story Sephiroth goes mad)

Sephiroth: Was I mad like this
(Attacks everything with his sword until SNAPED!)

Sephiroth: Oh Crap!

Director: Cut! and your payin for that sword Sephy!

Sephiroth: O for gods sake....

(After the story Barret meets Cloud Downstairs of Kalm inn)

Barret: hey Cloud If we get seperated You should take this!

Cloud: What is it?

Barret: It's a PHS! A Party Hentai System!

Director: CUT! CUT! CUT!!! Barret! It's "Hensei" Not "Hentai"!! What are you thinking of man?!

Ok there not that good but maybe you can do better?
11-01-2003, 01:35 PM
Sin Harvest

.....what the :skull::skull::skull::skull::skull: ?
no seriously, what the :skull::skull::skull::skull::skull: man ?
mabey it would be more fun if we made clouds and tifa's out of ken and barbie dolls and played ff house.
i only see one mistake here man, and its a living one.
you daffodill.
11-01-2003, 03:55 PM
HOOTERS

Bloopers...it's bloopers.

*Guy in pipe scene*

Aeris: This guy is sick!

Director: Cut! It's "this guy ARE sick", stupid.
11-01-2003, 04:41 PM
Female Ryuichi

Tifa:yes let's go to the promise land
*fart noise*
Cid: Wasn't me
Yuffie: Cid!
Vincent: Highwind that sinks!
Cloud: Please don't say we have to do this again
Director: CUT CUT CUT!!!!!!
11-01-2003, 07:15 PM
Flare_Star

*sephiroth comes falling down on aeris with sword*

Seph: Damn! missed!and my sword is........oh,crap.
Director: That's ANOTHER sword your payin for sephy!
Seph: Oh for god's sake.....

EDIT: new version!

*sephiroth comes fallling down on aeris with sword*

seph: damn! missed! and my sword is........oh crap.
Director: thats comin outta your wages sephy!
Seph: oh for god's sake.......w-w-wages!? i have wages?
aeris: what! how come he gets wages and i dont!?
Cloud: hey what about me? IM the main character here!
Barret: you've been keeping all our wages!
Director: Now, Now people......
Red XIII: BURN HIM!
All: BURN HIM! BURN HIM! BURN HIM!
11-01-2003, 09:08 PM
Breine

(in the beginning of the game)

Barret: What's your name?
Cloud: ...............?
Barret: *Whispering* CLOUD... it's Cloud, silly...
Cloud: Uhm, I'm Claude...?
Barret: *sighs*... Not again...
Director: CUT CUT CUT!
11-01-2003, 11:17 PM
Sefie1999AD

Cid: "Shut up! Sit your ass down in that chair and drink your... oh blarg, I can't do this."
Director: "Cut!"

Cloud: "Umm... how 'bout your parents?"
Sephiroth: "My mother is Jenova. She died right after she gave birth to me. My father... ha ha ha... ha ha ha... hahahahahahaha..." (begins to ROFL)
Director: "Cut! You're the villain! You're not supposed to lose yourself while laughing!"

Aeris: "But Mr. Don. I'd like you to explain something to me first..."
Don Corneo: "Of course, my dear. I'll take you through it slowly, step by step. So come on!" (waves his hips)
Aeris: "You sick b**tard!" (kicks Don to the groin area)
Don Corneo: "Ouch!!"
Director: "Cut! Will you two just get along for this scene, PLEASE?!"

Tifa: "You forgot the promise, too."
Cloud: "Promise?"
Tifa: "So you DID forget. Remember... Cloud. It was eight years ago..."
Cloud: "I thought you were supposed to say it was seven years ago."
Director: "Cut!"

Tifa: "You forgot the promise, too."
Cloud: "Promise?"
Tifa: "So you DID forget. Remember... Cloud. It was seven years ago..."
Cloud: "Uhh, yeah, but which memory scene are we going to play now?"
Director: "Oh my goodness! Cut! Cloud, do you have amnesia IRL or something?"
11-02-2003, 06:48 AM
Sin Harvest

theres more of you!?
alright kiddies, its nap time now. then its art and craft time to make those dolls.
11-04-2003, 02:17 AM
zacks_clone

This is injoyable for us no lifed,creative peoples!dont spoil our fun!

when don has elena and yuffie upside down on stature

Aeris: "Oh, you're so cute Miss Cloud." :: giggles, turns into fits of laughter::
Cloud :: Deep blush ::
Director: Cut!Aeris, PLEASE!

take 12:

Aeris: "Oh, you're so cute Mi-"
Cloud: God Dammit!If i hear that im a cute one more friggen time-

Barret:How much longer do these stairs go on..."
Tifa:Why don't you ask them?"
Barret:"Are we there yet."
Tifa:"Not yet."
Barret:"...There yet?"
Tifa:"I said not yet you fool!"

Jessie:"My leg got stuck"
Tifa from sidelines: Your just tryin to get at my man!
11-04-2003, 12:12 PM
Breine

Heidegger: GWA-HAR-HA-HA-HA *cough* .... I can't do this any longer... *cough*
Director: Cut... drink some tea *sigh*

Cait Sith: *Grrrr*
Director: CUT! Earl, you're supposed to be a toy-cat not a wolf!
Guy in Cait Sith-suit: ...My name's Bob.
Director: Yeah, whatever... WHO DID THE CASTING!?
Cast-guy: Uhm, me...
Director: Would you please get someone called Earl to play the cat!?
11-04-2003, 02:19 PM
Shayo

*scene where Sepheroth falls from the sky and stabs Aeris in the back*

Aeris to herself: hmmm this is the tenth time weve done this scene... and i really dont like the way it ends.... i no what'll make it better!

*Sepheroth drops down and Aeris moves out of the way and starts beatin the hell out of Sepheroth with her staff till it breaks*

director: cut cut cut! Aeris your supposed to die! not beat up Sephy.... oh and Sephy, your payin for that staff!

Sepheroth:oh for god's sake...

*after a battle cloud swings his sword around and rests it on his shoulder with the blade facing down, cutting off his right arm*

Cloud: it happened again!

*scene where they drop from the airplane and they parachute down into midgar*

Tifa: ok cloud you can do this, just when your in the air and close to the ground just pull the cord, ok?

Cloud: ok

*they all jump out of the plane and fall to the ground then pull their rip cords, cloud puls his but nothing comes out and tifa tells him to pull the emergency cord and he does and nothing comes out.....cloud drops to the groud and light speed*

director: cut cut cut! cloud your not supposed to die here at this scene.... oh and Sephy your payin for his operations at the hospital

Sepheroth:oh for god's sake...
11-04-2003, 02:58 PM
m4tt

Quote:

Originally posted by Sin Harvest
theres more of you!?
alright kiddies, its nap time now. then its art and craft time to make those dolls.

If you don't want to participate in the thread, then stop posting in it. Your little comments are not needed. Thanks.
11-05-2003, 01:04 AM
zacks_clone

Cid: Sher-
Shera: For Gods sake!Iv heard this a thousand times.'Shera this', and 'shera that!'If i hear that man screaming my name one more friggen time im going to scream!
Cid: :: pouts :: Awww.....Sorry shera....
Director: : blinks : Cu-
Shera: Dont you dare give me that look!
Cid :: sniffles ::
Director: -t!
Shera: ....Oh dont cry....
Cid :: sobs ::
Shera: Oh.....poor cidy...
Director:Cut Cut Cut!
Cloud: For pitys sake man!Give them a moment!
Director.: Fine!you run the show Mr.We are on a very tight sch-
No ones listening
Director:...Im retiring.
11-05-2003, 03:08 PM
Flashback007

(Diamond Weapon appears from the sea and is about to attack the heroes)

Diamond Weapon sneezes and falls back into the sea.

Guy in the DW-suit: The freaking water is so damn cold. I quit!!!!

(Scene in the Gold Saucer in the hotel where they stay when the cable-car is broken)

Vincent: Cid???
Cid: Yes!!
Director: No, you fool, you must sleep.
Cid: I'm sorry I think I drunk to much coffee.
11-05-2003, 10:37 PM
zacks_clone

ohhhh,lol.Funny stuff.Just got one :P

Vincent: Cid?
Cid snores
Vincent pokes him awake:Lets go back to our room
Yuffie: ohhhhhh:: evil gigles:
Vincent: GAH!Sick minded child!:: chases yuffie fireing off gun.Cid goes back to sleep
11-06-2003, 12:56 AM
krissy

Sephiroth: I have decided to become a baker.

Cloud: A master baker?

Sephiroth: Is there any other bakers?

FADE OUT

Cloud: And that's the flashback.

Tifa: Bread's nice.

Nanaki: Yeah.

Nobuo Uematsu: Cloud can I have sex with you.

Cloud: Ok.
11-06-2003, 02:41 AM
Big Ogre Umaro

Bloomer the First

Tifa: Hi Cloud

Cloud: BOOBS LOL wah hahahaahhah okay lemme try again

Director: CUT CUT!! Clouuuddddddd! *shake fist*

Bloomer the Second

Cloud: I am going to meet this The Captain of Rocket Towne

[Cloud enters The Captain's house]

Cloud: Hello Captain are you there

[The Captain is wearing a bunny suit]

Captain (Cid): Hello Cloud *straight face*

Cloud: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHH YOU TRICKSTER!!

Captain: hahhahahahhaha CID, MORE LIKE 'KID' AM I RITE?

Director [off stage[: HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAH

Captain: AM I RITE HERE FOLKS HAHAHAHAH

Bloomer the Third

Guard: WUT R U DOING HERE IN NARSHE!!!1!!!!

Cloud: o rly

BOU: There's my bloomers hope u like em folks
11-06-2003, 12:10 PM
K-chan

Quote:

Originally posted by Sin Harvesttheres more of you!?alright kiddies, its nap time now. then its art and craft time to make those dolls

Geez, looks like u've never read fanfictions. I take that back, ...u've probly never even HEARD of fanfictions. leave 'em alone! This is funny!
11-07-2003, 02:30 AM
Shoeberto

Tifa: OK OK I have a joke! A guy walks into a bar and says "ow!"
Cloud: That's lame. You suck.
Tifa: WAIT I DIDN'T FINISH! He says "ow" and I kick him in the nuts!
Director: GUUUUUUUUUUYS CUT

-------------

Reno: Oh oh I'm so cool oh oh look at mah cool hair oh oh oh.
Tifa: *sekz*
Director: DAMMIT RENO STOP BEING SEXY
Reno: Sorry I can't help it!
Cloud: *sekz*
Barret: *sekz*
Director: CUT CUT CUT I WANNA SEKZ TOO

-----------------

lol
11-08-2003, 02:12 AM
Big Ogre Umaro

Quote:

Originally posted by K-chan
Geez, looks like u've never read fanfictions. I take that back, ...u've probly never even HEARD of fanfictions.

Oh man MEGATON BURN~!!

d00d k-chan lay off 'im okay he's just a kid I mean come on
11-08-2003, 05:55 PM
Brian The Pink Shark

Cloud is in the Library with Sephiroth

Sephiroth:See you at the Reunion

Throws materia at cloud

Cloud:ow, bleurgh

Spews on the script

Director:cut, that scripts coming out of you pay Sephiroth

Sephiroth:C:skull: :skull: t
11-08-2003, 06:57 PM
Phil

*Cloud snowboard scene*

Cloud: WOOHOO! I MADE IT TO THE BOTTOM!
ASPCA: Dude.... you ran over 39 penguins and 16 moogles. I'm gonna have to take you in
Cloud: What? Hey ..... can't this wait?
ASPCA: No.
Cloud: I hate this world

*Runaway Train Scene*

*train flies off the mountain
Cloud: well..... screw that
Director: Thats coming out of your paycheck Cloud!
Sephiroth: HAHAH! NOT ME NOT ME NOT ME!!
Director: Sephy your' paying for the swords so shut up.
Sephiroth: dang you all....... :mad:
11-08-2003, 08:34 PM
Flashback007

First Don Corneo scene:

Don Corneo: 'Why am I doing this?'
'1. Because I am prepared to die.
2.Because I sure I will win
3.Because I am not know what is going on'
Cloud: 'Can I use a lifeline?'
11-08-2003, 10:36 PM
K-chan

Quote:

Oh man MEGATON BURN~!!d00d k-chan lay off 'im okay he's just a kid I mean come on

Sorry! I was in a bad mood. *shrugs* I just don't like people dissing fanfics like that. Hey! on a lighter note, there's a great place for fanfics, called Fanfiction.net
11-09-2003, 02:13 AM
Big Ogre Umaro

Cool, I'll check it out later! thx

edit: hay cool check this out

edit 2: this 2! (lol pun)

edit 3: pun means a play on words
11-09-2003, 04:25 AM
Materia Keeper

I would just like to say that I'm amazed that no one has pulled one on the Mukki scenes or the Dio "Entertain Me!" line. The Aeris dying scene seems popular, though.
11-09-2003, 10:56 AM
Maxico

yeah aeris dying was a real crowed pleaser of the many of these threads that have been all around the net.

aeris death scene take 1

aeris is standing in the city, light billows from behind her. sephiroth drops cat like from the sky and stabs her in the back before slipping and hitting his head on the handle of his sword. Cloud and aeris fall over laughing.

CUUUT

Take 2

aeris is standing in the city, light billows from behind her. sephiroth drops cat like from the sky and stabs her in the back. Aeris says "OW"

Cut. Ok Aeris do you think you could say something more dramatic? OK? Right

Take 3

aeris is standing in the city, light billows from behind her. sephiroth drops cat like from the sky and stavs her in the back aeris says "CLOUD I AM YOU'RE FATHER"

Cut WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT. I DONT CARE IF IT WORKED FOR GOERGE LUCAS. GET BACK. ok fine try to tone down the seriosness a bit then.

take 4

aeris is standing in the city, light billows from behind her. sephiroth drops cat like from the sky and stabs her in the back she says "I need poopy"

Cut Fine go with the dramatic but no father stuff. OK?

Take 5

aeris is standing in the city, light billows from behind her. sephiroth drops cat like from the sky and stabs aeris in the back. She says "Cloud Ive been meaning to tell you this for a while and well, Im gay"

CUUUUT. THAT MAKES NO SENSE IN THIS STORY WHATSOEVER GET BACK THERE. Just dont say anything.

Take 6

aeris is standing in the city, light billows from behind her. sephiroth drops cat like from the sky. aeris steps out of the way and sephiroth crumples in a heap on the floor Cloud starts laughing so much he falls over the banister and into the water.

Cut. Ok right were gonna need some recasting

Take 7

Tifa is standing in the city, light billows from behind her. heigdagger drops brick like from the sky and flattens her.

cut. well its the best so far.

take 15

Yuffie is standing in the city, light billows from behind her. nanaki drops cat like from the sky with the marasume taped to his hands.

Cut, this just isn't gonna work

Take 21

scarlet is standing in the city, light billows from behind her. cait sith drops marshmellow like from the sky. barret blasts him out of the air with his hand cannon within seconds and shouts "I pity the fooool". small bits of fluf float down from the sky.

CUT, Barret did you know how much it costs to make pure marshmellow actors. Thats coming out of your wages.

Take 48

aeris is standing in the city, light billows from behind her. sephiroth drops cat like from the sky, misses and breaks his marasume.

CUT, AWW FOR GAWDS SAKE. WE ONLY HAD ONE.

Take 49

aeris is standing in the city, light billows from behind her. sephiroth drops cat like from the sky and stabs her in the back with a large pencle.

CUT, I Dont know why I try anymore.

TAKE 63

aeris is standing in the city, light billows from behind her. sephiroth drops cat like from the sky (and takes out his marasume that he recently brought form primart.) and stabs her in the back. The force knocks her onto the floor she starts shouting "JEEZ I need a damn raise. You can find be in my trailer" and walks of still impaled by the 6 ft long sword.
11-09-2003, 03:16 PM
MagicKnight Locke

flower scene in the beginning

Aeris: would you like a flower?They are only 1 gil
Cloud: WTF MUTHA FUGGA WHAT DO YOU THINK IM MADE OF MONEY!!!!!??????!!!!

while at the honey bee inn

One of the dancers: you know cloud,we should get busy.
Tifa behind the cameras: hey
Director: cut,settle your "Privacies" after the scene

getting caught in elevator at shinra HQ

Rude: would you press the button for local grocery store please?

scene with reeve estimating the cost of sector7 damage

Reeve: calculating the damage i suppose i could fix it with a piece of gum,a rubber band and a paper clip.

scene with finding prez shinra dead

Director: Cut,Sephiroth you are supposed to carry masamune with you.You are so uncareing about your materials.Thats coming out of your paycheck
Sephiroth: grr

flashback scene in kalm with the broken bridge

Sephiroth: damn,director that really hurt,who was the idiot who made that bridge.
Director: umm,oopsy

scene when seph rips off the winged jenova cover.

Sephiroth: but now im here mommy and i brought some tasty snacks for you.

Tseng at Mythril Mines.

Tseng: Oh and tell aeris that he wouldnt be late to our date tomorrow.
Cloud: hey

at fort condor first time

old man: we are making scientific research on this condor and we want its huge delecious egg to be safe so when it hatches we would have a giant chicken dinner.
director:...
old man:hey,i was hungry

rufus's parade

people from pollution center: whos gonna clean up the mess from your stupid parade.
director: dont worry,sephiroth can hire some cleaners out of his pay.
sephiroth: :skull: u :skull: k

when doing tricks at rufus

Cloud: after doing some tricks,falls down tired.
Director: cloud did you eat too much again?

at cargo ship

Soldier wanting to go to costa del sol: Ship,Ship take us away,take us away,far away,to the future we will go,where it leads noone knows.
Director: ...
Soldier: Hey selphie's my ex girl friend.damn irvine
Irvine: "evil snicker"

meeting Hojo ast costa del sol

cloud: damn hojo's so lucky.Why cant i have parts like that
Director: i could make you Hojo but youd have to wear toxic make up and grow your forehead increadbly huge for that
Hojo:hey we cant all be lucky freaks.
Cloud to director: i'll pass
Cloud to Hojo: yea whatever.

While on the train to Gold Saucer

Cloud: WOO WE'RE FLYING!!!!!

Cait sith at gold saucer telling fortune

Cait sith: Your future hold that you will meet a handsom cat riding on a moogle
Cloud: umm,reeve!!??
Scarlet(mimicing reeve's voice): Yes,cutey?
Cloud: Scarlet,for the MILLIONTH time i dont like you.
Director: Scarlet,I like you
Scarlet to Director: aww "hugs director"

Dyne explaining that Marlene is his daughter

Barret: So Elmyra cheated on me huh?With my best friend.
Dyne: No it was Eleanorn who was her mother
Barret: ...wtf?Thats worse.I though he only sexed with me?
Dyne: BARRET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

While the long speech bugenhagen gives you at the observatory

Bugenhagen: blablabla...meteor
Cloud: ooh shiny

The tea scene at the rocket town (1)

Cid:Why my good sirs,sit down and drink your nice Lipton tea.

The tea scene at the rocket town (2)

Palmer: Oh nothing with the tea for me.Possibly light too.
Director: Palmer you are supposed to speak fat.
Palmer: But im on diet
EVeryone: O_O

At Wutai when yuffie giving back materia

Yuffie: sorry,i have this thing for bouncy balls

At Gold Saucer

Dio: Entertain me.
Cloud: 'Kay so you want Aeris,Tifa or Yuffie to do that.
Aeris&Tifa&Yuffie: NEVER!!!
Director: We could get Scarlet
Scarlet: WOOOO!!!!!!!MY DREAM COME TRUE!!!

At Ancients Castle(cait sith's sacrifice)

Cloud (cheerleader style): 10,7,8,9 Go get the ball

At ancients castle(black materia scene with seph)

Sephiroth: uuh gimme super bouncy ball so i could play catch with mommy and daddy.
Jenova&Hojo: oh son,youre the best

At excavate town(sleeping forest)

Cloud(uses lunar harp)
Sleeping forest: QUIT THAT RACKET!!!
Director: AHEM
Sleeping forest: Oh is it show time already. Uuh im deeply sorry.

Aeris death scene

Sephiroth (at plane about to drop): But im scared
Director: oh god.Ok we'll benji jump ya.
Sephiroth falls down with benji jump and stops just before aeris
Director: oh man...

scene at ancient vill with cloud blabbering about how seph took everything away from him

Cloud: Sephiroth took everything away from me:my lunch ,my comics,20 dollars,oh man.

Scene when elena rolls down snowboard area

Moogle at the snowboard area: hey what is that?
Elena: I'm rolling down a steep hill,what do you think im gaining snowboard game points here?

At the reunion area with those cloaked guys.

Sephiroth(at a table called "free hotdogs"
Cloaked guy (zombie like voice): Hot dog... yummy...sephiroth king...

The materia scene with cloud giving seph black materia

Cloud: WOO LOOK AT ME IM BREAKING THE LAWS OF GRAVITY,YEAH!

Scene with Seph in materia

Seph: I'm not decent,what you waving me with that ball for cloud.GIVE ME SOME CLOTHES!!!
Scarlet watching up: Ooh
Seph: PLEASE CLOUD PLEASE IN THE NAME OF EVERYTHING GIVE ME SOME CLOTHES!!!!

Weapon breakout scene

Weapons: Now we can make our wishes come true.
Ruby: Hey guys how about we go have some beer.
I'll pay
Weapons: WOO LETS GO!!!

Rufus blabbering to heidegger about weapon

Rufus(sweating): They have drained all our beer. This is a global catasthrope.Quick,heidegger shoot them before they decide to make another round

Cloud sick scene

Cloud: Yo,Guys hows it going
Director: ahem,the script
Cloud: oh yeah...i mean uuh aah

Train crash scene

Selphie: Train,Train take us away,take us away,far away,to the future we will go,where it leads noone knows.
Director: Umm selphie?Why are you here?
Selphie: I like trains

Lifestream scene ala Tifa&Cloud (1)

Tifa: IM DROWNING AAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lifestream scene ala Tifa&Cloud (2)

Cloud(watching at that kneeling shadow): How did i get up there???

Fort Condor Scene(condor fall)

Old man: FOOD!!!!!WOO AT LAST!!!!!!

Bugenhagen hinting for ancient key

Bugenhagen: bla bla sunlight cant reach bla bla
Cloud: Umm...The soup tifa makes?
Tifa: hey i added water in it last time
Cloud: Then I'm clueless

Big robot scene at midgar

Cloud: Umm scarlet why did u add deodorant and a ribbon to the robot
Scarlet: To impress the director,silly
Director: Rawr

Hojo at cannon scene

Hojo: Son,I promised to buy you a raygun.Now here i am

Later raygun brakes down

Director: I'll cancel your hot costa del sol scenes for this

Seph and cloud final fight scene

Cloud(watching seph fall down in blood): How come you were so easy to defeat?
Sephiroth: I ran out of steroids...

Aeris hint scene

Cloud: I believe we can find her there.
Tifa: who?
Cloud: the girl at honey bee inn,we never got busy

Lifestream scene when strings come out

Director(to effect people): KNIT FASTER!!!!!

Marlene watching out of window scene

Marlene: blablabla.Oops.AAAHHHH "falls down"

Final scene with Nanaki

Nanaki running to cliff: AAAH WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME???"sees cliff"
Nanaki's wife: end of the line honey.You are my pupps father so now you have to take care of them
Nanaki: ...okay fine...
11-09-2003, 04:24 PM
K-chan

Quote:

Cool, I'll check it out later! thxCool, edit: hay cool check this out

edit 2: this 2! (lol pun)

edit 3: pun means a play on words

thanks! ^_~ *ROFL* there are some GREAT ficcys. Just go to the category "Humor" and Voila! there are some hilarious ones out there!
PS: I have some fics. If you wanna check them out, go to Find (its on the main page) and type in Dragon Lady8
11-11-2003, 07:57 PM
Flare_Star

*scene where weapon comes and rufus shoots it with ray gun of doom*

Rufus: ok prepare to fire.

*sin comes shooting out of water*
sin: GWAHAHAHAHA hey theres a lot of you, and wats this big gun thing pointing at my face?

Rufus:FIRE! FIRE!

director:CUT! this is final fantasy VII. studio 10 is out there, straight down corridor, turn left and you will come to a door saying FF10.

Sin: ok sorry so sorry. i - BLAAAAAARRRGHH!!!!

Director: huh? what the -

Rufus: did i say fire? erm...err SCARLET TOLD ME TO DO IT!

Scarlet: hey dont bring me into this, it was you who went all trigger-happy.

Director: Hey rufus you've just killed the bad guy of FF10! the director is gonna be sooo over my ass.

*FF10 director busts in*

FF10 director: ooh is am SOOO over your ass!

FFVII director:erm....hey look a flying blitzball!*points**runs off*

FF10 director:what?...err...hey i dont see no-HEY COME BACK HERE!*chases out of door*

Cloud:hey barret wanna go get a soda?

Barret:sure why not?
*all walk off*
Cloud:directors these days huh?

Red XIII:tell me about it...

(back to set)
clean up man:so im left to clear up the mess as usual!how am i meant to pick sin up? nnnnnnnngghhh!!!!*tries to lift* ahh forget it.

*sephy walks in*

seph: hey guys are we ready to - huh?

*director runs past door*

Director:sephy your payin for this mess!*runs off, still being chased*

Sephy: oh for god's sake.....
11-12-2003, 04:23 AM
SeanFThomas

TIFA: Cloud, do you think the stars can hear us? Do you think they see how hard we’re fighting for them?

CLOUD: I don’t know, but...

(Both begin laughing uncontrollably.)

Director: Cut. Take 2.

TIFA: Cloud, do you think the stars can hear us? ...

CLOUD: ...

(Both begin laughing uncontrollably.)

Director: Cut. Take 3.

TIFA: Cloud, do you think...

(Both begin laughing uncontrollably.)

Director: Cut. Take 4...

.............

Director: Cut. Take 37...

TIFA: ...

CLOUD: ...

(Both begin laughing uncontrollably.)

Director: Jesus Christ. We'll do this scene tomorrow. That's a wrap!
11-14-2003, 10:52 PM
MJN SEIFER

LOL!! LMAO ROFLMAO!!

So far so good Keep it up Guys!!

Heh Sephy's gonna be Broke by the tie this hreads finished!
05-15-2004, 02:35 AM
Cid_Rocks

Seen where Seph shoves sword into Cloud and Cloud throws him over edge.

Cloud- Argghh, dammit.
Director-Great Cloud, thats the spirit. You're acting as if you really are hurt.
CLoud-Im not acting, its actually in my shoulder.
Director-Oh crap.
Sephiroth- Great, i need to pay the hopistal bill i bet.
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same seen

Sephiroth- CLoud, You left me no choice. What the-
falls off edge
Sephiroth-ahhh
Cloud-How the... SORRY SEPHY.
seph climbs back up
Sephiroth- Cloud, what'd ya do.
Cloud- Sephiroth, I have half the sword.
Director-Sephiroth!!! You broke another one!?
Sephiroth-I need a new job.
05-15-2004, 02:39 AM
Cid_Rocks

Seen where CLoud first meets Vincent

Vincent- Whos there.
CLoud- Cloud Strife.
Vincent-Goaway, leave me be.
Cloud- Why are you in a coffin.
Vincent-I'm undead. Yeah, i'm undead. And boring too.
Director- Cut! Vincent, you act too dull and boring. Act more alive with spirit.
Vincent-But my character is supposed to be dead, and heartless?
Director- Smart alec, you guys get on my last nerve. Sephiroth, your paycheck is cut in half.
Sephiroth-What'd I do?
Director-I'm in a bad mood.
05-15-2004, 07:01 AM
Del Murder

Kishi took all the good comments. Nice double post, though.