Annoucing the Election Winners

tallies will come tomorrow, but here are the winners:

Chrono/Kingdom Hearts/Gen Squenix
Sakura Yume (Conservative)

General FF/Video Game Music/General Archive
TheAbominatrix (Pirate)

Final Fantasy 12/Tactics/Tactics Advance
Blanco Meow (Pirate)

Final Fantasy 10/10-2/11
Auron_Kotetsu (BAotW)

Final Fantasy 7/8/9
Agent 6 (Mystery) (SPOILER)Not At All Reno

Final Fantasy 1-4/5/6
Flying Mullet (Pirate)

Site Staff/Help/Feedback
Xander (BAotW)

Lounge/General Gaming/Arts and Writing
King Bahamut (Pirate)

General Chat/Eyes on Each Other/World Events
fire_of_avalon (Newbie)

and finally....

forum leader
Loony BoB (Newbie)

But who were the other mystery candidates?

blasted.

Congrats Xander, Agent 6, AK, and Sakura Yume, the only people I voted for that won their respective forums.

And good job to every other winner.

No autographs plz

also, Mystery Party revelations plz

:D

I told you who Agent 6 is. What more do you want? ok

Agent 1 - Del Murder
Agent 2 - Yamaneko
Agent 3 - Gau
Agent 4 - Shlupquack
Agent 5 - Nait
Agent 6 - Not At All Reno
Agent 7 - RSL
Agent 8 - Hsu
Agent 9 - The Man
Agent 10 - edczxcvbnm

mystery party's real name:

Secret Elitist Party

they thought they were better than you. those bastards!

I voted for Yams, Gau, Reno, and Aaron from that party.

nobody voted for eestlinc

Considering four of us actually run this place, yes.

And can anyone really say they are better than ed? I don't think so.

*blinks* Y'arr... I won.

Holy crap.

*dies*

yes, we had some maybe not so expected results. you'll like the tallies.

I knew my crazy stories of hookers and pimp wars would come in handy some day.

that was a good answer. I did find most people voted for the better answers.

*puts fire_of_avalon on a pedestal*

She's the real winner in all of this. I think everyone should say something nice and cool to/for fire_of_avalon.

EDIT: Tsk at some of those people from the elitist party. You should be ashamed of yourselves. You disgrace the history of the newbie party. Especially Nait, Yamaneko and Del Murder! I'm schocked. And ShlupQuack, Little Miss I Don't Believe In Elitism!

Of course, The Newbie Party - along with other pro-newbie parties - proved once and for all that the power of the Newbie is greater than the power of the Elitist.

fire_of_avalon is a she.

yeah go pirates!

I'm pretty proud of the team of elitists I put together. I even had Aexoden and BatChao as reserves. Too bad over half my squad didn't vote, the chumps.

voting turnout among candidates was pretty pathetic. Over half the sex slaves and conservatives didn't vote.

Yeah too bad the pirates dominated!

Heh. I knew it was all people like that. I voted for 4 of them I think, and I voted for Ashley I remember and she won.

Being that Pirate party won the most forums, does that mean HOOTERS wins again? ;_;

no, BoB won.

No way..Hoot did! ARRRRRRRRRR we Pirates took over EoFF!!

I'm... speechless.

Thanks to everyone. Seriously. And this was a lot of fun. Not only did I get to read a bunch of stuff, but i also was introduced to 8-Bit Theater by Sadia! (I've been reading them from the beginning all night... I'm now on #295. Good stuff, that)

So what does one do when one is a forum rep?

Man, I'm thiiiis close to quivering with excitement!!!

Thanks so much CloudDragon, and thanks to everyone who voted for me. I'd also like to thank Jesus and Iron Chef Morimoto.

WHooot....even though I didn't get elected I think its a....whhoooot.... moral victory for all of us. I wanna thank my ma and my pa and my uncle and auntie and uh oh I 'aint said woot for a while ..... WHOOOOT.

american fan steriotypes apart, I should have spent waaay more time in the candidates speak thread than I did. Well being away for two days didn't help. Although next time there should be less people. Its weird having more candidates voting than people. Kinda like the elections here in britain :) .

Congratulations to all the winners! =D=D

I think it would be appropriate to put up the names of all the members of the Newbie Party who, together, made this victory a possibility - and a reality.

Ariel, Axamenta, Baloki, Chibi Youkai, Enoki, Evelia, fire_of_avalon, Juggla, Loony BoB, Rainecloud, Ranti84, Shorty and Star were the volunteering members who took part in this valiant crusade. Each and every one of them played a vital part in achieving this victory, defeating the larger popular elitist mysterious parties (of doom).

EDIT: But in all seriousness, this election was really cool. Much more involving and well organised. Good job, eest, and all the other people involved. 'twas fun. =]

EDIT: We're all winners actually, since it doesn't look like there's a definition between party leaders winning and most parties winning... Apart from Mik and his sex slaves, but they can go have their orgies elsewhere. Hmm. Ahhh well, so long as we won something, I'm overjoyed. xD

Congrats to all the winners. :D

And especially to fire_of_avalon and BoB! Great job. *applauds*

This is an outrage.:mad2: Zero winners from slave party?! Ah well, at least I got my sex-slaves, and we're all winners in my party. =)~

Whoa, this came as a surprise. I thought I was taking part in... Um... The.. National... Come Up With a Funny Answer Cup. So of course I would... Lose.
















Well thank the gods it wasn't Rainecloud.

go newbie party! Since i didnt win i'm just going to pretend that both fire_of_avalon's win and BoB's were because of me since i voted strait ticket Newbie. SO HOORAY FOR ME........oh and congrats to all the other winners too.:mog:


finally this thing is over and i can take that banner out of my sig.

Well done Xander, you deserved to beat me and also well done BoB for the great job you did

*claps*

I was away for a couple of days so I missed out on the voting and stuff. But since the Newbie results are so overwhelmingly good, I am very much enthralled.

I would like to thank my fellow party members and, of course, above all Loony BoB for making this all possible.

Cheers.

Well done to Xander and Auron_Kotetsu! :)!

And also the newb party. You guys got a lot of my second votes :D

We pirates won the most categories, yay pirates!

well done to the winners and especially those from BAotW like xander, It was fun and hey I lost but what the hell it's not the wining that counts its the playing

well, at least our thread was the most popular! *wins*

Hm. To counter BoB's accusements, I would want to say that the Mystery Party was, indeed, incognito, and can therefore be saying to help the lesser masses to have a chance in a competition sometimes called a popularity election. *krhm*

Cause I'm helluva sure I'd won with my name alone. >:O

MWAHAHA! Thanks to everyone who voted for me!

EDIT: Never mind. I have to read more.

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Originally posted by Del Murder
And can anyone really say they are better than ed? I don't think so.

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Is it actually possible? I am sure they could say it but how long would they live before God killed them for spouting such blasphemy.

I would also like to say that this was the best run election ever. It was well set up and well designed. Now next election lets have 3 parties with some primaries...:erm: maybe not.

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Originally posted by Nait
Hm. To counter BoB's accusements, I would want to say that the Mystery Party was, indeed, incognito, and can therefore be saying to help the lesser masses to have a chance in a competition sometimes called a popularity election. *krhm*

Cause I'm helluva sure I'd won with my name alone. >:O

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Yes I would probably voted for you if I knew which one you were :mad2:

Oops, missed the voting.

Good elections, though (what little I saw of them!). Congratulations to all the losers. :)

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Originally posted by Nait
Hm. To counter BoB's accusements, I would want to say that the Mystery Party was, indeed, incognito, and can therefore be saying to help the lesser masses to have a chance in a competition sometimes called a popularity election. *krhm*

Cause I'm helluva sure I'd won with my name alone. >:O

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You sided with the ELITIST party. E-L-I-T-I-S-T. It's not about your name, it's about what you support.

It's not about the name? Then how do you know I support elitism?! It's in the name! But if it doesn't matter, then our agenda is NOT elitism, and you are... What's the word... Accusing me on false premi... ses.

..........O_O I won? Woot!! Hurray! I feel good! Congrats to all who won, and many thanks for y'all who voted for me!



....But I still don't know what I'm supposed to do.

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Originally posted by Nait
It's not about the name? Then how do you know I support elitism?! It's in the name! But if it doesn't matter, then our agenda is NOT elitism, and you are... What's the word... Accusing me on false premi... ses.

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That's like starting a Nazi party and saying you want to enforce social equality and love between catholics and jews.

You're just mad because I didn't include you.

Congratulations TheAbominatrix, Blanco Meow, Flying Mullet and King Bahamut!! Pirates rule! :)

Oh, and congratulations to all of the other minority winners as well. You all did good. :)

You run a good election, Mr. Booth. :)

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Originally posted by Loony BoB
That's like starting a Nazi party and saying you want to enforce social equality and love between catholics and jews.

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Yeah, pull the Nazi-card on me. >:O You radical rascal you!

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Originally posted by Del Murder
You're just mad because I didn't include you.

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I would have declined.

EDIT: Although I knew it was either you or Sugpo, you could have chosen a better party name. =(

You're saying that NOW when we've seemed to have lost.

I would never join an elitist party! Newbie Party is my home, ever since I joined it under your lead last year. It's a shame that you weren't around for the victory.

Just outta interest do the winners get one of those pritty Reconised Members or eternally smited stickers?

Yeah, figures as soon as I jump ship the NP wins. x)

Nah, we just get to feel cool and loved and stuff... I think. But definitely no ranks, nope. D= These elections don't really give you any control or authority. =x

Oh well, I thought it might just be cool, although I didn't thought you got powers if you were a reconised member anyway?

RM's are the people who have contributed to EoFF in a way that has impressed the Forums staff. It's pretty rare that they get given out. D=

I see, oh well, well done NEWBIE PARTY and all who took part, yep including Ansem!

We're still better than you guys. Obviously Agent 1 felt sorry for the other parties and asked EB (who is his lover) to rig the election and give us only one win.

Makes perfect sense. ;)

I actually voted you guys second on all votes, I think.

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Originally posted by Auron_Kotetsu
I'm... speechless.

Thanks to everyone. Seriously. And this was a lot of fun. Not only did I get to read a bunch of stuff, but i also was introduced to 8-Bit Theater by Sadia! (I've been reading them from the beginning all night... I'm now on #295. Good stuff, that)

So what does one do when one is a forum rep?

Man, I'm thiiiis close to quivering with excitement!!!

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*rawks teh haus*

you definitely need tallies by, like, now.

*wants teh tallies*

Ooh, kinda missed the voting being away for the past few days, but hey I won my category, yay! And yeah, it was fun taking part, well done to the Newbie party. And I guess I can change my blinkie back now xD

I can't post tallies until I get off work in another 7 hours *cries* but the tallies are quite interesting. You can see who came in second and third most often and there were a few close races at the top.

Congrats to everyone, winners and losers! Special congrats to Loony Bob and fire-of-avalon! That was soo much fun!

Ok, official points tally. Remember, first place votes are worth 3 points and second place votes worth 1 point.

Chrono Trigger,Cross/Kingdom Hearts/General Squenix
Sakura Yume (Cons.) 52
edczxcvbnm (Mystery) 32
Ansem (BAotW) 32
Skogs (Pirate) 32
Juggla (Newbie) 23
Spike369 (Sex-Slave) 17

General FF/Video Game Music/Gen Archive
TheAbominatrix (Pirate) 45
The Man (Mystery) 37
Breine (BAotW) 34
Doomgaze (Cons.) 32
Ranti84 (Newbie) 28
Kami (Sex-Slave) 14

Final Fantasy 12/Tactics/T Advance
Blanco Meow (Pirate) 61
Joel (BAotW) 43
Hsu (Mysteyr) 25
Ariel (Newbie) 24
NAILBAT (Sex-Slave) 21
noname (Cons.) 16

Final Fantasy 10/10-2/11
Auron_Kotetsu (BAotW) 55
RSL (Mystery) 31
Misfit (Sex-Slave) 29
Star (Newbie) 29
La Femme Merekia (Cons.) 21
Maxico (Pirate) 21

Final Fantasy 7/8/9
Not At All Reno (Mystery) 43
Fallen_angel_666 (BAotW) 42
DocFrance (Cons.) 36
CloudDragon (Sex-Slave) 25
Jenova·Rebirth (Pirate) 21
Enoki (Newbie) 20

Final Fantasy 1-4/5/6
Flying Mullet (Pirate) 52
Sadia (BAotW) 32
Rainecloud (Newbie) 32
Nait (Mystery) 28
Daryl (Cons.) 24
MecaKane (Sex-Slave) 24

Site Staff/Help/Feedback
Xander (BAotW) 53
Leeza (Pirate) 47
Baloki (Newbie) 26
ShlupQuack (Mystery) 22
eternalshiva (Sex-Slave) 22
Raistlin (Cons.) 20

Lounge/Gen Gaming/Arts and Writing
King Bahamut (Pirate) 55
RikkuYuna89 (BAotW) 35
Gau (Mystery) 34
Wyllius (Cons.) 24
Axamenta (Newbie) 23
Giggles (Sex-Slave) 19

Gen Chat/EoEO/World Events
fire_of_avalon (Newbie) 37
Moo Moo the Ner Cow (Pirate) 35
Yamaneko (Mystery) 32
Pure Strife (BAotW) 31
Mr. Graves (Cons.) 29
stuffing (Sex-Slave) 22

Forum Leader
Loony BoB (Newbie) 40
Psychotic (BAotW) 35
HOOTERS (Pirate) 33
Citizen Bleys (Cons.) 32
Del Murder (Mystery) 26
Mikztsu (Sex-Slave) 22

there you have it! We had 50 members vote, which is pretty good, too, although we did have 60 candidates.

and now I retire as Election Booth. it was fun, although I should have run the Bruckner Party.

You should tally how many points each party got. If not I will when I get bored enough.

ok, this is just counting by hand, but here's the party totals I got:

Pirate 402
BAotW 392
Mystery 310
Conservative 288
Newbie 282
Sex-Slave 215

Yay Pirates!

Bah, Shlup and me are the two worst Mysteries.. RIGHT AFTER MURDER. :D

Hahaha, yeah I'm lame. That's why I recruited the best and the brightest.

Haha, we lost almost every category, too. xD

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Originally posted by Del Murder
Hahaha, yeah I'm lame. That's why I recruited the best and the brightest.

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aka krissy.

That's short for Kristian, right? :D

No, "Krisse" is short of Kristian.

Or "Krisu", because it seems that a certain comedienne on TV has stolen Krisse... >:-|

Kristian is the most wonderful name in this world... :D

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Originally posted by eestlinc
ok, this is just counting by hand, but here's the party totals I got:

Pirate 402
BAotW 392
Mystery 310
Conservative 288
Newbie 282
Sex-Slave 215

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If that's true, then uh... how did the newbies win, exactly? :confused:

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Originally posted by Election Booth
Ok, official points tally. Remember, first place votes are worth 3 points and second place votes worth 1 point.

Final Fantasy 10/10-2/11
Auron_Kotetsu (BAotW) 55
RSL (Mystery) 31
Misfit (Sex-Slave) 29
Star (Newbie) 29
La Femme Merekia (Cons.) 21
Maxico (Pirate) 21

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Second place ain't so bad considering what I was up against.

I'm sorry to have let you down Del...

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Originally posted by Psychotic
If that's true, then uh... how did the newbies win, exactly? :confused:

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EoFF is a dictatorship? I guess. Like I said earlier though - everyone involved is a winner in some way. Apart from Mik's party.

why do i always finish last?

Rainecloud (Newbie) 32

You know what I'm still amazed that even though Rainecloud didn't take part she/he/it still got that many votes, its amazing!

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Originally posted by Election Booth
General FF/Video Game Music/Gen Archive
TheAbominatrix (Pirate) 45
The Man (Mystery) 37
Breine (BAotW) 34
Doomgaze (Cons.) 32
Ranti84 (Newbie) 28
Kami (Sex-Slave) 14

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cool cool :D. I didn't really expect anyone to vote for me, so for all who did thanks! ^_^

the real winner is YOU, the viewer.

And me, cause Eesti liked my answer the best. But he cannot make me the official winner because there are jealous people who cannot stand losing and who would make unfounded fuss over it.

yea, I could just change the tallies. or pretend that a bunch of old eoff people who never come back anymore randomly decided to vote Elitist, which they obviously are if they don't come back here anymore because they're too good. or banned.

eest, you really should have run the Bruckner Party. We would have won this year! I saved that signature, too :o! Are you going to next year?

we'll see, we'll see

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Originally posted by Yamaneko
We're still better than you guys. Obviously Agent 1 felt sorry for the other parties and asked EB (who is his lover) to rig the election and give us only one win.

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obviously

btw eb, check your PMs, I sent you a new one

I lost to !#$@$ HOOTERS?

Fsck. Suicide time for me.

sad, isn't it?

w00t! Strider and I are winners!

D'arr this be not fair I had no chance to get on the internet and....wait a minute....OMFG DID WE WIN AYE I BE THINKIN WE DID SEEIN AS WE BE HAVIN THE MOST TOTAL VOTES AND POSITIONS OH WELL ILL JUST ASSUME WE DID AND EVERYTHIN' BE COMIN UP HOOTERS!!!!!!

...oh yar and congratulations rest of pirate parrrty blah blah blarrrr...

We did win. :)

Pirates 4
Newbies 2

[q=Agent Proto]w00t! Strider and I are winners![/q]Say what now? I don't get it.

Regardless of "votes" and "wins" it's clear that the Secret Elitist Party was victorious.

the pirates got more votes and more winners, but the forum leader is still BoB, not HOOTERS.

It's like having a president from one party but more people from the other parties in that really big white political place that isn't the white house.

Wait, what? We won or we didn't?

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Originally posted by El Mariachi
[q=Agent Proto]w00t! Strider and I are winners![/q]Say what now? I don't get it.

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According to Eest, the real winner is the viewer. And Jeffie's just silly enough to believe such nonsense.

Well congratulations to the winners and whomever else is deemed a winner later at viewer discretion.

Woohoo! Yay for Xander!

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Originally posted by Shorty
According to Eest, the real winner is the viewer. And Jeffie's just silly enough to believe such nonsense.

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Even if that weren't true the Favre party still managed to beat the Sex-Slaves.

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Originally posted by RSL
Regardless of "votes" and "wins" it's clear that the Secret Elitist Party was victorious.

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absolutely. after all, we're the only ones that got the repo man and della questions right.

Plus we had the most staff members, who are the real ones in charge. :D

I dunno, you also had Manny... that kinda negates the Staff advantage.

Shoot he has a point.

we're better off than the newbie party though, i mean what a set of BooBs they were

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Originally posted by The Man
we're better off than the newbie party though, i mean what a set of BooBs they were

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But is the left one or the right one in charge?

I'd say the wrong one.

obviously the mystery party could have won if they had embraced the hailing of Bruckner.

I don't mind Bruckner, but your association with Fabio disturbs and alienates me.

the fabio thing is all Mik.

No more mysteries next year. :( Everyone just join my party instead so that it doesn't fail, 'kay?

Soo, what party were you on?

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Originally posted by El Mariachi
No more mysteries next year. :( Everyone just join my party instead so that it doesn't fail, 'kay?

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pfft. mystery > almost everything else. although i guess it won't be as much of a mystery next year, but still.

Maybe there's an even more mystery party that's just biding their time. Only they know for sure.

Heh.

Psst. What are you talking about?

Yup.

it's fine that the elitists aren't in charge because that way we can blame the failure of the current system on the incompetence of the leadership!

One of you is. If we vote, YOU* may be the one casting the deciding vote.

[size=1]* assuming you won a category thing.

Suggestion for elections: Instead of empty offices, you could make a race for things like Selecting a banner for a week or Changing the colour of a certain rank for two weeks, stuff like that.

I think next time around we need to have an Avatar Thieves party. I'll be "Kishi Lite" (I still have that quote saved somewhere) and eest can be Britt reincarnate and then whatever.

Or not. I'm not being serious in this post. As usual.

Bah! Here are the parties for next year:

Nazi Party
Communist Party
Baath Party
Grassfree Party (legalization of [online] marijuana)

MWAHAHAHA! Party.

What the hell would the Baath party be? And shouldn't it be the Grass Party? Grass-FREE would imply an ABSENCE of marijuana, which clearly isn't what the party would stand for.

I agree with that, but the grassfree party is a real American political party. And it means "Free Grass!" if that helps.

Why isn't it called the Free Grass party then?

Why don't you ask them?




....this is where I would usually post the website, but I can't find it anywhere.

what about the Constitution Party?

Do you notice how they're a political party, yet one of their platforms is no political parties?

Hm, hypocrites... Guess in our world it can't be helped.