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If you were to construct your ultimate potty, what would it look like? Would it have a fridge and tv in arms reach of the toilet? Perhaps a tv built into the wall and a water proof wireless controller for playing video games while soaking in the tub?
I would build it around my computer chair, and it would have wheels so I can go around my house, and it would have a little fridge for drinks too.
A fridge would be a must. I also support the idea of it being built around the computer chair. <3 the computer.
I don't play video games too often, but there should be a device that kept books and stuff dry when I soaked in the tub.
it would be my room only with a toliet and a shower thrown in. and a mini fridge i guess.
Two words.
Mini bar.
I was just drawn by the word "ultimate". What a dumb thread. My ultimate bathroom would have a shower, a sink, some damn medicine or something, and a place to crap and pee. Why the hell would I want to do anything else in the bathroom, dammit??
Your momma's dumb!Quote:
Originally posted by Ultimate_Sandwich
What a dumb thread.
Oh, now it's on bitch! Your whole family is the dumb one!
Oh yeah? Well your dad's friend's uncle's cousin's sister's niece's plumber is dumb!
And this thread makes the world go 'round. :rock:
it could never go 'round as much as your momma.
Its also gotta have jetpacks on it so I can fly around the whole world.
I fridge that is a recliner. It would have a TV, a PS2, a computer, and a refrigerator all in the chairs. It would be most ultimate/
Well my ultimate bathroom would have your momma serving drinks!
And I'm throwing in the towel after this reply. *walks away*
*sulks*
As long as it's soundproofed, I don't care.
It would have plumbing, a seat, water system, candles all around (fire "absorbs" the nasty fumes from your poo), a magazine rack, and some pie
Yes pie
What kind of pie?
You'll never get a girl in your room with that kind of chair.Quote:
Originally posted by Joel
I would build it around my computer chair, and it would have wheels so I can go around my house, and it would have a little fridge for drinks too.
*high five*Quote:
Originally posted by bennator
As long as it's soundproofed, I don't care.
Soundproof and odor-absorbant. Also, it must have a homing device so I can pee from all the way across the room and have it land in the toilet every time. I'd just have to be careful to not get in the way.
Oh, we'll see about that my blue headed friend!Quote:
Originally posted by Gau
You'll never get a girl in your room with that kind of chair.
Joel + Toilet-o-matic = . . . not a turn on. X_x
Just a normal bathroom to do normal bathroom stuff, plz.Quote:
Originally posted by Ultimate_Sandwich
My ultimate bathroom would have a shower, a sink, some damn medicine or something, and a place to crap and pee. Why the hell would I want to do anything else in the bathroom, dammit??
A computer built in, fridge, TV, all that good stuff. so I could sit there all the time.
If you never got up then wouldn't you end up becoming some engrossed fat man sitting on the crap-pot all day? . . . I don't think chicks will dig that at all. X_x
i'm not much of an obsessive sanitation freak, but stored food in and about the bathroom just sounds a little uncool. Besides, i'm very mechanical about the bathroom - get in, get out, get back to the real world. No reason to dawdle about with shower televisions or procelain throne accoutrements.
So long as i have a functional bathroom with a shower, toilet, and sink, i'm pretty okay.
If it had a tv, video games, vcr, dvd player, cd-player, computer, fridge. Hell, I wouldn't LEAVE the john.
I'm in agreement with you, but for some people chowing down on a sandwich and washing it down with a soda while watching tv, all while they do number 2, is a dream come trueQuote:
Originally posted by Blanco Meow
i'm not much of an obsessive sanitation freak, but stored food in and about the bathroom just sounds a little uncool.
That's just sick...
France. 'Nuff sed.
"The Ultimate John" sounds like a womens toy for me. >_*
What? You mean like a Barbie doll?
*acts innocent and ignorant*
I meant a pony. :) A very little ultimate pony called John.
Hm. I doubt women would find that fun to play with....
*thinks*
*snip*
EDIT: Watch the graphic language. - Murder
*hails*Quote:
Originally posted by Psychotic
France. 'Nuff sed.
Mine would be able to fly, and it should be heated for those cold winter mornings.
Chaos
Dare we ask where the "output" goes when you're flying?Quote:
Originally posted by Chaos
Mine would be able to fly
Roman style for me. A public, communal trough, and a reuseable sponge on a stick to wipe yourself with afterwards.