I just got suspended :(

I got excluded from college for 3 days today, because i was setting off the fire extingushers in the college library to cheer up my friend. Aint told mum yet, she wont be happy....

This is the second time ive been suspended from education, once in high school i was suspended for refusing to leave a classroom and argueing with the teacher.

What about you, have you ever been excluded?

I was suspended in tenth grade for using the Mac paint program to pdoctor a picture of the teacher so it looks like he's flipping everyone off. My mom picked me up and we got some Wendy's, then I had to wash her car as 'punishment'. We had a good laugh about it, I think the picture is still around here somewhere.

Here's some fun trivia: that same teacher was fired the next year for sexually harassing the girl one of my good friends later lost his virginity to.

Nope, never.

Never.

I skip lessons all the time, but nobody ever cares.

Almost, once.

Nope, even though this one time I was accused of stabbing a child in the face/eye/something with a long piece of metal. WTF

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Nope, even though this one time I was accused of stabbing a child in the face/eye/something with a long piece of metal. WTF

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Pssh, that's nothing, I once tried to unscrew a kids head with a screwdriver and sort of stabbed him in the neck with it, not hard, but still bad enough.

Or once I pushed a kid over when he was being mean to me, and he cracked his head open on the wall.

I once bit a kid on the arm, lots of times too, because he stole my sweets.

Bear in mind that I was about 5 or 6 at the time, but still...

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Pssh, that's nothing, I once tried to unscrew a kids head with a screwdriver and sort of stabbed him in the neck with it, not hard, but still bad enough.

Or once I pushed a kid over when he was being mean to me, and he cracked his head open on the wall.

I once bit a kid on the arm, lots of times too, because he stole my sweets.

Bear in mind that I was about 5 or 6 at the time, but still...

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How's it going Damien?

I got suspended once. Was like 2 weeks ago. Im a junior in HS btw. I put CO2 (dry ice) into a dr pepper bottle with water in Chem. apparently thats a CO2 bomb =p The part that makes me mad though is my teacher said we could do it, and gave us the extra dry ice to do it. she said as long as we clean it up. It was pretty sweet, but later in the day, some kid did it and hurt some one else, and he blamed me for it, and i didnt even know the kid. He had just heard that i did it. So the next day i get called down to the deans, and my teacher turned me in, and said that she told me not to do it, when she was clearly there, watching and supervising, and said we could. Probally was a liability thing because the other kid got hurt, but she lied about it. Only got suspeneded for 1 day though.

The funny part is all year, she has been saying the administrators have been looking for a reason to fire her all year, and a week after i did the CO2 thing (last week) she gets fired.

Lawl

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How's it going Damien?

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Hey, I DID manage to sneak up behind people when I was a little kid, without them noticing me.

Ah, at least I'll the the evil head of an evil multi-national evil corporation when I'm older.

And no worries about going to hell, heck, I should be living there with Daddy!

My friend Jennie brought bullets to the bus stop and we tried to make then explode by throwing them against this metal thingy in the ground. . . . yeah. I got caught but I didn't even get detention for it.

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My friend Jennie brought bullets to the bus stop and we tried to make then explode by throwing them against this metal thingy in the ground. . . . yeah. I got caught but I didn't even get detention for it.

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Try stomping on one and see what happens.

Actually, on second thought, don't.

. . . Mullet-man. All you have mangaged to do is spark my curiousity . . . an investigation but be proclaimed!! :D

I haven't been. I once threw a brick at a boys head in playschool, but I didnt get badly punished as he was annoying all the teachers.

Chaos

I've never been suspended, and it seems to me that you're lucky you're only suspended for three days.

EoFF once caused me to be suspended, in a way.

In English class one day I was on the chatroom, and this was back when Del Snizz was around. **cries**

Anyway, the teacher came by, and asked who "Snizz" was. She told me I should tell the rest of the class about it. So I got up and told her that Snizz was the master of smartassness, and is the God of a religious cult centered in the town of Griffith, Indiana. I said that I worshipped him as my deity, and that we were currently planning a mass suicide. She sent me to the office, because she actually thought it was true. I was only suspended three days, though.

So thank you, Snizz, as that was the funnest speech I have ever made. Wherever you are.

**runs out of room bawling over Snizzy-poo**

No detentions, no suspensions, not even any real warnings... except for that time when I was fourteen and the principal asked me to shave off my suave new goatee. Spoilsport.

define moronicism:

punishing a kid for skipping class by making him stay home more.

i got detention once for flipping off the Football coach when I was a freshman in Highschool, but other than that, I was a good kid.

You were setting off fire extinguishers? And you're in college. What are you, some kind of moron? I mean seriously, fire extingushers. You tell someone a joke to cheer them up, not fill the room with foam.

I've been suspended about seven times. First time in grade 6, last time in grade 13 (OAC). Mostly for fighting/swearing/defying superiors. I don't think I'll be getting suspended from university any time soon.

*Dylan

PS: Fire extinguishers?

I got suspended for one day once in fourth grade. This kid had been making fun of my name for about two weeks and I had had enough of it and I finally turned around and socked him in the gut.

Not exactly, but I did have a school councillor spying on me because I was walking around with books covered in swastikas.

...Which were from the school's library.

Apparently, being interested in WWII and Hitler made me into a dangerous vagabond. *rolleyes*

I notice that no councillors stalked me when I was reading up on Billy Bishop and other ace pilots of the First World War. Although they might have if I'd started with von Richthofen instead of Bishop--As I should have. von Richthofen had more kills, I was just interested in Bishop because he was Canadian.

I have never been suspended. Skipped one class, got caught and sent back to class. I had one lunchtime detention once because I was chewing gum in science class.

I get suspended for fighting at school sometimes. Sometimes its worth it, some times it's not.

Never been suspended. Got sent to the principal's office when I was in first grade for hitting the teacher. But she was inept, anyway.

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You were setting off fire extinguishers? And you're in college. What are you, some kind of moron? I mean seriously, fire extingushers. You tell someone a joke to cheer them up, not fill the room with foam.

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Just because am in college, doesnt mean i have grown up. What harm is it going to do to play a practical joke with one? We had a proper fire in our college the other week, no one used them anyway they evacuated the building and waiting to the fire brigade.

Sounds like you have grown old before your time Ultimate_Sandwich.
Shame on you......

PS: i also nearly got thrown out of school because i made a joke website about my school where ya could vote ya worst teacher and all other anti-school features. Actually nearly got sued for slander aswell :D

I got suspended for like, two days for stabbing someone with my pencil. They just couldn't leave me alone, and kept pushing me into lockers whenever I went by them, so I just got my pencil out one day, and stabbed him deep in his left arm.

Fire extinguishers are fun... just remember not to do that stuff at school.

I've been kicked out of many places, though never school. My dad, however, went to the same high school as I did, and he was once suspended for telling a... not attractive female teacher... that he'd give her the high hard one if she'd pass him without his going to class. :D

I get suspended all the time :) I hit some random kid with my cast one day. I made a cley penis and hit a teacher int eh head with it. I told some crazy girl at school I was her father. I skip classes all the time. I dunno I do lots of dumb stuff. I do breakstands in the middle of the school parking lot after school.

The only time I've had any punishment was when my entire social studies class had a lunchtime dentention for talking too loudly during class. Hardly a punishment, all we did was had to sit in the room during recess.

I know someone who's gotten suspended for having a non-existant hit list because he told some prep that he was on it, and the kid ratted him out. He didn't even have a hit list, it was just something to get him off his back. I think the other kid knew it, he just wanted to see him get in trouble. And just a few weeks ago, someone I know cussed out a teacher to the point where she cried. He got suspended, obviously.