There's a boob on my head. D=!

I was on the phone with Stef just now, and were talking about breast cancer and then baldness. And then I mentioned having going bald to find yiou have a nipple on your head - and it's part of a head-breast - and it has cancer! But yeah, skipping the cancer part, because I suppose we should be a bit serious about this - what would you do if you had a breast on your head? Would you wear a hat? Would you let hair grow on it, or would you WANT it to be bald?

Yeah, it sounds so much more serious without the cancer part :)

Anyway, yeah I guess I would try to cover it up with some large hair(Use Mel Gibson in Braveheart as a reference.)

This thread is interesting :)

I would probably have it amputated and wear a wig.

I'm not the sort of person who likes to attract attention. :(

There was that guy in Little Nicky who had two boobs on his head. That wouldn't be so bad...

I'd get it transplanted and give it to a celebrity that wants implants :P

Have happy plastic surgery and make it go byebye!

PLEASE ANSWER THE SPECIFIC QUESTIONS. >=O

No transplants! Hats and hair!

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what would you do if you had a breast on your head? Would you wear a hat? Would you let hair grow on it, or would you WANT it to be bald?

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I would wear a bra on my head
No
Bald

HAT then, you mean booby-headed-man. >=(
and bald.

I would name it Freya.

I'd wear a one-boob bra on it, and put a hat over it.

I'd go bald and wear a hat. Then go flash people at spring break.:D

Hat!

Just cus hats rock :D

i would cut it off with a butterknife...

This thread made me laugh xD

I think..I'd wear a hat..but if it was a big breast that might look kinda weird o__O

This topic disturbs me.:( . But to answer the question I would wear a wig and a hat.

I declare this to be the worst thread made by Loony BoB ever.

[q="Loony BoB"]What would you do if you had a breast on your head?[/q]
-Panic, scream, and create a general state of pandemonium
[q="Loony BoB"]Would you wear a hat?[/q]
-More likely than not
[q="Loony BoB"]Would you let hair grow on it, or would you WANT it to be bald?[/q]
I would probably keep it shaved, goes better with the hat.

See, I answered the specific questions.

A boob on my head?

I'd keep it. Free milk.

YOU ARE A SICK MAN, BEETLEJUICE. SICK MAN.

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Originally posted by DocFrance
I declare this to be the worst thread made by Loony BoB ever.

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:)

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I'd cry and try to kill myself for having a boob on my head. Boob on head = bad!

I would seduce people. http://forums.ffinfinate.net/images/smilies/naughty.gif

I would inject myself with hormones so that this freakish breast would begin to produce milk. I would then set up a small, home-based company and sell the delicious head boob milk for pleasantly large and wonderful profits. In order to explain the unusual presence of the breast, I would simply say that I was a distant relation to the elephant man, because everybody knows him.

On a side note, I'd just like to say that this is the best thread we've had at EoFF this year.

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On a side note, I'd just like to say that this is the best thread we've had at EoFF this year.

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Yeah, or at least the funniest. :laugh:

What would you do if you had a breast on your head?
I'd probably pinch myself. *_*

Would you wear a hat?

Yeah. >_<

Would you let hair grow on it, or would you WANT it to be bald?

It might be a good idea to grow SO MUCH hair ( afro) that no one would even notice the boob ( assuming there's no way to have it removed).

Pretty weird topic there, BoB. *-*

On second thought, I'd probably sit down and invent some sort of 'head-bra'.

It might come in handy for me and others who happened to be suffering from the same disease.

I'd never cover it up with a hat or hair. Then I'd go to the bar and let people pay $10 to touch it.