Single? I've got your solution right here!

http://imaginarygirlfriends.com/

"Tired of your friends and family telling you to get a girlfriend?
Want to make that certain someone a little jealous?
Need a confidence boost? Just feeling lonely sometimes?

With an Imaginary Girlfriend, you can carry on a completely fictitious, yet authentic looking relationship with the girl of your choice.

Browse through our site and choose your favorite girl to see what she can offer as your Imaginary Girlfriend.

Just make up how you met and include any details about yourself that you want your new girlfriend to know. Within days you'll receive personalized love letters by mail, e-mails, photos, special gifts... even phone messages or online chat. Every Imaginary Girlfriend is unique.

The girls are real. The relationship is not. When your time is up you can break up with her for whatever reason you decide, and she'll write you a final letter begging you to take her back."

So now there's absolutely NO EXCUSE for you not have a girlfriend! Well there is one, it's that you can't afford to pay for this amazing service! In that case, you can't afford to get a girlfriend anyway!

Discuss this nonsense. Obviously there are customers. Discuss that fact.

I expect a lot of you to suddenly have girlfriends in the next few days. :p

I thought this was going to be a thread with just your phone number as the text.

But this is even worse. Dear me.

I'd post my phone number just for a few minutes of interest when ppl start calling me, but I really don't care enough or want attention that badly.

This is scary. There are things I would want to say about the persons who subscribe to this service but they aren't really appropriate for a family forum. I just find it hilarious.

I wonder what features they have to ward off bringing her home to meet the family.

I'd call you.

I'm definitely never posting my phone number

I wouldnt call you. Nor would I ever be that inneed of a girlfriend.

I like the fact that there is no imaginaryboyfriends.com :)

There's a reason for that which would be way too inappropriate for the forum and/or insulting to women in general.

that is one of the sadest websites ive ever seen

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Originally posted by muchacho
that is one of the sadest websites ive ever seen

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Hehe. For me it's THE sadest website I've ever seen... Oh God :D

Hey, you finally figured out my homepage.

Yes! Now that's called putting the internet to work for me..........


ummmm.....

*looks around nervously*

o_o

That sounds so... fulfilling. xD

Who would actually pay for something like that? =o

That was somethingawful's awful link of the day a few days ago. I checked it out and ordered three of them. I can't wait.

This is the coolest site i've ever seen. I ordered Carrie. I think i'm in love!

linus available for imaginary boyfriend duties, $40 a month

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Originally posted by Linus
linus available for imaginary boyfriend duties, $40 a month

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So that's all this thing between me and you is Linus, just IMAGINARY?

yes

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yes

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:cry:

Here's your $40.

cool

(psst go to http://www.eyesoffff.com/forums ) people there get a discount

You cost too much.

that's how much the girlfriends on that site are charging. $40/month

I could work for them and get 50-100 bucks per relationship. Is some poor sap's heart worth that much?

Well they cost too much too. 40 dollars for some lovin', maybe, but not for letters, those expensive ho's.

I've got a bargain-basement deal for you ladies if you think linus is too expensive:

I'll only charge $20.00. In addition, I won't write or call half the time; generally I'll be too busy with the guys to spend any time with you; and I'll lie about other women's phone numbers that you find in my stuff.

BUT WAIT!! THERE'S MORE!!

For only one dollar less, I'll also forget all birthdays and anniversaries!

I call it:

BADimaginaryboyfriend.com!!!!!

Order yours TODAY!!!:whoa:

I want to get paid to pretend I'm someone's girlfriend!

Russian girlfriends/wives are the best. Russian boyfriends/husbands are not as good. :)

Mail-order brides? :D

Holy $!@#, do people actually use this site's service? Are there actually members? Wow...I just when I thought I'd seen it all...heres this. This just...scares me.

Not only are there members, there's enough demand for certain 'pretend girlfriends' to render them temporarily full. O_o

You know what this boils down to, right?

"Why didn't I think of that?"

Stroodle, get an IG; your girlfriend will be hella jealous and you'll get lots of nookie.

Notice how the ones that are full are all like... models with big breasts?

This leads me to wonder about the people paying for this service. Would anyone who actually knows the customer BELIEVE that they got this big-breasted blonde cowgirl to talk to them online? Pfft. Seems like a waste of money unless they go for the more plain and ordinary girls.

Probably a lot of gay guys who need beards for a while use it most, or something. @_@

... Thats pathetic to the max.

Wow, I'm speechless. This is just too funny;)

*cough*prostitution*cough*

:eek:

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Russian girlfriends/wives are the best. Russian boyfriends/husbands are not as good.

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lol. you watched Dateline NBC a while back, didn't you? ^_^

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Originally posted by muchacho
that is one of the sadest websites ive ever seen

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Well I thought it was a lovely idea.

"Please allow up to four weeks for shipping/handling of your Imaginary Girlfriend, Anna; she will be arriving by email within 20 working days. Thank you for your business"

I've lost all faith in mankind now, if I had any left. This is just so . . . there probably isn't a word to describe how stupid this is. So I'll make one up: potu. Yeah, potu.

Damn...I knew my secret would be exposed eventually.

You talk big, but one day, probably tommorow, you will suddenly have a 'new' 'girl' 'friend'.

I guarantee it. Especially Bleys :)

You can it a lot cheper on ebay:tongue:

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Originally posted by Siwolae
lol. you watched Dateline NBC a while back, didn't you? ^_^

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No, I just know first hand. :)

Here is your 40 bucks Moo Moo the Ner Cow.

Cyber me now.

*sexors*
*goes to sleep*

Even I'm not that desperate.

I am...

*damn waiting list*:mad: