The best clean insult

What's the best, clean, non-deragotary insult you've ever heard? You know, like "poo-poo head", only funnier

Ragamuffin.

Isn't that right, Mr. Poopie Pants.

(Leslie Nielsen - Naked Gun).

"Don't be such a boob!!!" *shrugs*

"Moffatt". Like the band, you know?

I just used "Burger Butt" somewhere else and it has a nice ring to it. :)

"You're fat"

I think I like "ragamuffin" best so far. :p

That's a small penis.

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Originally posted by Dr Unne
Ragamuffin.

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That's a good one.

You're a digallyduche!

Moron.
Fool.
Idiot.
Imbecile.
Ignoramus.
Charlatan.

Hitler face.

Dork

Dorkis malorkis.

Stupidstupidhead.

The worste insult on earth is "you're a BB!"

NO YOU'RE A BB :aimmad:

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Originally posted by Dr Unne
Ragamuffin.

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Sir, I take offense in that. I will clothe my kids the way I see fit and according to my current financial situation.

PG you're the King BB!

What a scalawag.

Scigallywag!

Nimbat.

Goober.

Pejoratives are cool. I like to use nonsense as pejoratives.

"You're such a tree"

Brainsucer:radred:

Rapscallion!
Filthy little urchin!

" cock-a-roach" -Scarface (I think that's where I first heard it)

EDIT: Eternal just reminded me of another...suck a duck

you're smart-like-truck

"Hard to believe this guy actually beat out a few million other sperm."

"He'd argue with a signpost."

"When his IQ hits 50 he should sell."

"I'd like to go hunting with him sometime..."

"He posesses a level of sincerity reminiscient of a politician"

"You'd get lost in an elevator"

"When I see two people talking and one of them looks bored, I'll know the other one is you."

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Originally posted by Shoyku
Goober.

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Haha! We used to say that alot at my old house 'cause my mom's one friend ate those candies, or whatever, and y'know how they say 'you are what you eat'... so yeah, that went around for a while then died. But I think I'll bring it back now 'cause that's fun to say. x) lololol Shoy wins.

"You sir, are a panter's bottocks."

:D