Hooterers's favourite things

Ok, imagine you are a black, female, day-time talk-show host who launched Dr. Phil's career and every oh let's say a year or so around Christmas you have this special episode where you give away all this free stufb which are you're fave things. What stuff would you give away?

Mine would be:

-slab of vb
-Seinfeld dvd (ooh that rhymed)
- Patrick t-shirt
- "jump around" single
- Happy Gilmore
- blue carpet
- howler monkey
- sex

ok now u go.

a shoe

Street Fighter games
Swords
Guns
Magic the Gathering cards
Pimp hats
and HalfLife

Nothing. I'm just a selfish greedy person who would hoard everything for myself, in the unlikely event that I ever got anything. I would tell people I had tried to send them free stuff, but that it had been lost in the mail.

My books, most likely. And letters, but they're far too precious and personal for me to give away.

I would give away Steph, but I don't think she'd like being sold into slave labour.

Puppies and hookers.

I'd walk into the talk show studio and start shooting paintballs at everybody for no reason.

Stuff I like? Why would I give that away? Everybody gets coal.

I'd hand out those mobster hats people wore in the 30s.

Already got one.

Copies of your stuff or your actual belongings? :p

My body.

I would give away books from my book club.

Yes, Hoot, you really should give away your "Jump Around" single. :) Just make sure it doesn't fly my way or I would have to put it in the microwave. :smash:

I guess I would give away:
- shoes
- Stephen King and Dean Koontz collections
- MM CD's

Probabl some music cd which is cheap.

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Originally Posted by Guu

Copies of your stuff or your actual belongings? :p

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Just things you like. Oprah does it every year. Gives everyone in the audience stuff like pajamas she likes and MP3 players and stuff.

I would give out:
-Game Boy Advance SPs
-Game Cubes
-GBA - GC Link Cables
-Animal Crossing, Mario Kart Double Dash, Harvest Moon for GBA and GC, Wario, Smash Bros
-Fleece bunny hats
-LCD monitors
-Boxes of strawberry Pocky
-Rice cookers

Del: :love:
Citizen Mark: :mad2:
Bahamut: I read that as "books from my Fight Club" :D

I would give away RANDOM PLANE TICKETS.

Cal: Ooo, and the people don't know where they're going until they get there. That would be fun.

Damn straight it would!

"Hurray! I'm in...Masterton?!"

Only if I got to Auckland.

Candy cigarettes and goats.

FLAMETHROWERS THAT SHOOT CHOCOLATE HUNDRED DOLLAR BILLS