The New Eyesonff.com!

Ok, let's say that Cid/Sean decides to give up on this site and hands you everything for no cost. (Yes, I know, this will never happen, and even if he decides to give up on the site, he's not going to give everything away for free. :p) He said that the site is all yours and you are free to do whatever you wish to do. You may start EoFF all over from scratch, continue on, decide to scrap EoFF and go for something different, etc.

Now, you have Eyesonff.com at your hands and you're free to do whatever with it. What would YOU choose to do?

As for me, I'll probably try to keep it going the way it was going with Sean in control, but I may want to change some things around to my liking. I may also keep most or all of the current staff members to the forums.[QUOTE]

I wouldn't change anything. :) Besides maybe get rid of some of the really old Recognized Members that haven't posted anything in over a year. I would saint Del Snizz. But I wouldn't touch the main site, or its staff.

I'd hold supreme power and would change everyone's name to Randy Tonberry and would screw with everyone's posts to make them look like ignorant turds. *nods*
I wouldn't change much. I love the way things are now . . . except I'd get rid of over half the damn smileys and keep the cool ones with the anime sweatdrops. Also . . . I wouldn't have a word filter at all ( but I understand why there is one ).

I'd change several members of the staff, just to experiment. If it all failed, then heh, I guess I'd bring them back.

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I'd change several members of the staff, just to experiment. If it all failed, then heh, I guess I'd bring them back.

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Just who would you enlist? . . . *Blinks*

My frieeeeeeends =D

Except Denmark. He could be a recognized member. =D

I'd convert it into a porn site.

I wouldn't change anything.

Nothing. :)

Wait, there is a front site? [/lame]

I'd like to keep it pretty much the same I think. Maybe I'd give everyone free plushies for visiting too :D

I'd change all of the staff members, except Leeza and Xander.

I'd change those chocobo pictures to be monkeys.

I'd change the name to EyesonMonkeys... or roadkill.

I'd change that picture thing up there *points to top left corner* and fill in that whole black space *points to top right corner* with pictures of animals.

Then I'd ban MecaKane and HOOTERS.

And... let me think s'more and I'll come back...

>:D

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I'd change all of the staff members, except Leeza and Xander.

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I see how it is. :cry:

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I'd convert it into a porn site.

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Sounds great - and just like that other EoFF link that we don't use any more...

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I see how it is. :cry:

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Hey, I just forgot some is all!

And you, too, as long as you promise to steal some badgers and monkeys from the Zoo... =D?

It'll become Eyes on Fred Flintstone and I'll ban a good 50% of the active posters here.

OK, firstly we would need money so I would convert the front page to a referal service so you get porn on demand, the front site or the forums as an option.

Then I would leave the main site as it is.

On the forums I would make 'special' staff that would watch over a new part of the forum called battle royal where the last remaining member to be breathing wins the funds we earn from the porn part of the site. Yes the people who take part in the Battle Royal would have to go around the world in search of the other and they must kill them. We'd have tracking colers to make sure.

Along with that I would demote Psy, Misfit and Denmark to *Trio* positions. Then I would make Xander and B00b have hundreads of titles so everytime they post their titles make their post massively long.

I'd also create a EoFF mansion where we'd have chocobo's and members would be welcome. It would be in the middle of the atlantic, or England.

Theres lots more too. We'd allow admins to inforce public beatings to people who really deserve it, and guns would be legalised but only if their paintball guns!

Edit: And we'd have free ice cream, carrots and all you can eat buffets at the Mansion, YAY!

I think thats it for now!

The only thing I'd do is make the inability to type properly and the overuse of smilies bannable offenses.

I'd ban a fewspecific people and change it to eyesonsf.com and make it all about Street Fighter and Capcom, then I'd make a large hentai section. (you guys knew this was coming.)

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I'd ban a fewspecific people and change it to eyesonsf.com and make it all about Street Fighter and Capcom, then I'd make a large hentai section. (you guys knew this was coming.)

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and had hoped you would have got banned on your way to the thread...

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The only thing I'd do is make the inability to type properly and the overuse of smilies bannable offenses.

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I'd make sure everyone used at least ONE smilie in a post even if it's just a text one =P oh AND make everyone give each other hugs a lot. ^_^

I like your ideas Baloki =]

I don't think I can run a site of this size very well. I'd hand control over to Unne and Bleys and see what they do. :)

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I don't think I can run a site of this size very well. I'd hand control over to Unne and Bleys and see what they do. :)

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That's the worst idea ever. Seriously, what's wrong with you?

Oh, and to add to my list. .. I would ban Yamaneko. :D

Remove all the sections except FF1.

That was quick.

This is pretty much what it would be like under Psychotic rule.

Oh yeah, and instead of "Cid's Knights" the mods would be called "Kyokugen guards."

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Oh yeah, and instead of "Cid's Knights" the mods would be called "Kyokugen guards."

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No, "Monkey Spankers" sounds better.

I'd also ban Misfit just on principle.

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This is pretty much what it would be like under Psychotic rule.

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Naked with sisters vs. Not being banned.

Hmm.

Hmmmmmmm...

no monkey spankers just sounds WRONG :mad2:


I would make a page about catgirls and how they should be in FF13

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No, "Monkey Spankers" sounds better.

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Arrgh, that mademe wanna go crawl in a hole now. :mad2:

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Arrgh, that mademe wanna go crawl in a hole now. :mad2:

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GOOD JOB MOMMY! YOU SCARED AWAY THE SCARY NIPPLE-SOUP MAN!

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I'd also ban Misfit just on principle.

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That hurts. I was going to let you take care of the badgers, too. :(


AS FOR YOU JOEL!

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Muahahaha!!

I'd ban people! But only people that are stupid. You know how it is.

nope..... :confused:

She's talking about you!

^_^

I'd make it a smiling bird shrine!

I'd turn it into a massive porn site with many popups

I would turn it into a hentai shrine, i have about 10 movies and hundreds of pics in my own lil library

Free of coarse with a bit more popups to pay for increased traffic

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I would turn it into a hentai shrine, i have about 10 movies and hundreds of pics in my own lil library

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You and Joel should form a club.

I'd make repo man an admin.

I'd also ban Del Murder, that silly girl.

I'd turn it into a fish porn site called Eyes on Funky Fish.

>>> I`d put a decent fan art and fanfiction section..

One time Sean didn't want to pay to renew the domain name and he asked me if I wanted to do it then he found he could register it for like $7 and said nevermind and I was sad.

I don't think I would change a thing though.

I'd get rid of the FF10 section, just because.

I'd give the site psychology and Japanese Language sections. I'd probablt give them their own respect forums to add to these, while I'm at it just to see how they'd do.

I'd ban all current staff, former staff, recognised members and Misfit, change the swear filter to filter the word 'the' to 'boobies', and then I'd make Bert and :smash: admins.

:smash::smash:

remove the word filter,ban hooters(they piss me off), make linus and misfit admins,(cuz they're fun) and then sell it, it would basically be free money.

I'd also ban HOOTERS just on principle.

I'll second the above post. He's had it coming to him for a while, now.

Why would you want to ban me? Where's the fun in banning people who deserve to be banned?

FREE HOORJ

[q=ShlupQuack]I don't think I would change a thing though.[/q]Pink?

If I owned EoFF, the first and only thing I'd do would be to add a 'chundering' smiley.

Also I would make it so hooters got one of the public beatings, but no banning. And it would have to be by a staff member he liked very much....

And the return of the Pimp smily I say

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Also I would make it so hooters got one of the public beatings, but no banning. And it would have to be by a staff member he liked very much....

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A public beating by Leeza? Where do I sign???

I would unban a bunch of people and leave the site as it is.

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I'd turn it into a fish porn site called Eyes on Funky Fish.

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Its already been done with shrimp

ANYWAY.....like i said i have alot of movies and pics if there were ever a hentai section made :D

And 1 movie and 24 pics containing catgirls

I'd ban TasteyPies, too.

:tongue: Id ban you twice, thse second time i would lift ban for 2 days to get your hopes up then ban you and laugh and laugh and laugh, jk i wouldnt ban anyone unless...they were completely out of line like REALY out of line, making racist topics constantly spamming ect.

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I'd also ban Misfit just on principle.

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Good idea there Doc :p
i would ban all my rivals(not that there are many) and change everyone's title to "Ryoko's slaves" :evil king:

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This is pretty much what it would be like under Psychotic rule.

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xDDD!

I'd change a few of the admins, make the swear filter less strict, and some minor changes.

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xDDD!

I'd change a few of the admins, make the swear filter less strict, and some minor changes.

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Oh yeah and as Rye and Psy are one of the nominies for the Ciddies cutest couple they can be the ones in the battle royal that fight together to end it. Then they kill the general (who would now I've thought that they may die) who is Leeza or B00B and escape, Psy has a passanite affair with a penguin and their hunted down as convicted criminals, mwhahahahahahahahhaha

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You and Joel should form a club.

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. . . *pouts* I wanna be a member of the hentai-ness. :(

Whoo hoo

TP Joel and Fuzakeru the three hentateers

:love: YES!

Actualy ShlupQuack's sig pic turns me on :love:

The first online brothel.

I'd try and keep it the way it is. But I don't think I'd have time so I might enlist some more staff to help.

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The first online brothel.

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I tried that one time, people kept getting electricuted so they all left.

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I tried that one time, people kept getting electricuted so they all left.

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