Allow myself to speak....

*stands up*

I want a full stop to these sex0ring of newbies.

That's right, you heard me. A full stop to sex0ring of newbies. Newbies are not meant to be sex0red! It's pointless and stupid, and the only person getting anything out of it is no one. So, do me and the future n00bs a favor and put a stop to sex0ring of newbies. Who's with me?! I shall not stop till all sex0ring of n00bs are put to an immediate stop. If my demand is not met by next week. Expect more "Anti-Propoganda" of Newbie Rape.

Let's stop these shameful actions and start helping make EoFF a better place for newbies to further enjoy this place without the fear of getting "raped." Make this a reality and speak up against Newbie Rape. n00bs are not meant to be sex0red.

Meh.

I wish I was sex0red

I never really thought it was such a problem. I mean, you can just as easily ignore everyone who does it. Or laugh at them behind their backs.

I've never even been sexed, let alone sex0red. :(

I think Proto wants sex0ring, but since he's not a newbie, no one does it to him :p

back in the day, i was owned... as someone's pet. Now, you've got horny eoffer's running around seX0rz-ing n00b's like an addiction.

it makes me sad.

I would sex0r him but that's bb the ner cows job

http://loonybob.homestead.com/files/little.gif I've never sex0red a newbie before, but if you want us to sex0r them so badly, I guess I could start now.

I AGREE!

STOP NOOBIE SEX0RING, GODDAMNIT!

Thank you. :D

No.

http://loonybob.homestead.com/files/little.gif **Sex0rs Misfit.**

Ignore what I said earlier... it is disgusting.

Yeah, let's go back when we claimed newbies.

At least claiming is safe.

what if PG wears protection?

Yes, 'cause you know how unsafe sex0ring is. All the STDs and whatnot it leads to. If it doesn't stop I'm sure AIDs and genital herpies will be spread across the fora.

No he spreads sars through his sex0ring.

I stand corrected.

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Originally Posted by Bert

what if PG wears protection?

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If you count cat intestines as protection. :rolleyes2

"Enforcing" was always cool, though.

At any rate, yeah. I never thought it was funny. Probably from jealousy or something.

True...

I think it's kind of funny, but then again, I only got about 9% on that "How Normal are You?" test.

But if any of you attempted to sex0r me in real life, it wouldn't be very funny, because that's not nice. :(

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Originally Posted by Mr. Graves

"Enforcing" was always cool, though.

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Yeah, I know. What the hell happened? Del and B2kX?

2K was supposed to handle it. I guess I'll need a new apprentice.

Ooh pick me! I'm into all that bondage stuff. :smash:

s3x0ring them is better than alternatives, which I'm sure the offenders will quickly turn to.

I give this thread four gold stars.

Why must we do anything to newbies? Why not just welcome them instead of scaring half of them off with random idiocy?

Because that's boring.

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Originally Posted by RSL

I give this thread four gold stars.

Why must we do anything to newbies? Why not just welcome them instead of scaring half of them off with random idiocy?

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It's like a filtering service.

http://loonybob.homestead.com/files/little.gif Speaking of gold stars, I think I'm overdue for another!

Boring isn't always bad.

EDIT: I only had four left, Linus. Sorry.

I guess that means the sane ones are leaving?

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Originally Posted by Agent Proto

I guess that means the sane ones are leaving?

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Yes, and this site continues on its nosedive in the sanity department.

Filtering service? Are you implying that the weak of heart are going to be scared off because you sex0r them?

*sex0rs all who reject sex0ring*

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Originally Posted by frr_vegeta

Yes, and this site continues on its nosedive in the sanity department.

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omfg. Veg is on to something here.

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Originally Posted by Zaphier

Filtering service? Are you implying that the weak of heart are going to be scared off because you sex0r them?

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Virgins included.


And yes, I am. Not that I sex0red them....I swear I am not involved.

Shouldn't it be "Propaganda of Anti-Newbie Rape"?

Anyways, I disagree. Where's the harm?

It's all good fun until another Faris_the_guy is given birth to.

As a n00b, I would not object to being sex0red as part of my initiation...but I don't know any of you! I at least request a bottle of red wine and some nice conversation beforehand. Or a bottle of JD and a raunchy pr0n flick, depending on who you are.

Make a thread and we'll sex0r you all you want, baby. :p :p :p :p :beer:

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Originally Posted by ShlupQuack

s3x0ring them is better than alternatives, which I'm sure the offenders will quickly turn to.

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I dunno, there isn't much more annoying stuff than that, in my opinion. I rathered the claiming/enforcing/eating/adopting/etc. Probably the most annoying thing about it all is that it uses a 3 and/or a 0. And sexor isn't a real word, last time I checked.

I'm with pr00t on this one. pr00t, by the way, is the only word anyone should use a 0 in.

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It's like a filtering service.

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Yeah, like survival of the fittest. Only the most eoffy newbs that don't run away from sex0ring become members. xD

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I'm with pr00t on this one. pr00t, by the way, is the only word anyone should use a 0 in.

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But what about n00b?

If I remember rightly the Newbie Party won and BoB should be enforcing that particular policy of ours...

hmm the thing is if we went back to claiming and other alternatives then it just wouldnt work. I mean look at Ryoko she came here a newbie but she's already claimed Joel, King Bahamut and myself as slaves. Also having been a member of Keenspace forums I know about initiations having suffered a really bloody awful one there (my first time I fought back in the end I think every member initiated me) and I have to say that initiations are a lot more off putting than PG s3x0ring us I never got s3x0red by anyone when I joined a long time ago now I guess. but I dont remember being claimed either (then, I dont remember what I ate yesterday let alone something that happened years ago it has to be very memorable for me else it gets forgotten) I say we go with the s3x0ring if they get scared and run away then they've obviously not got what it takes to survive here with us "something awful" forum goers if there were a load of newbs here who werent s3x0red and would have run at the idea of PG doing them then the reaction to the Something Awful article would've been a lot worse. I stand up and Say un chain that PG BB the ner cow now

Proto told me Joel to tell me that I would be banned if I sex0red anyone or swore ever again. I've been good... I swear! *runs away*

Bah

Sexoring is a PG thing. It's only TRULY funny when he does it xD I was doing it to make it trendy and hope that he would stop evantually but I ended up getting sucked into the web of sexoring n00bs.

No one is really sure 'what' sexoring IS. just cause the word SEX is in it, doesn't mean its RAPING. I think it just points out who has the dirty minds. I just tell people to wash their hair after a sexoring session. PG's never come clean on what it is. I pretend it has smurfs in it. *nods*

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Originally Posted by Rye

Yeah, like survival of the fittest. Only the most eoffy newbs that don't run away from sex0ring become members. xD

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Yes and eoffy has been found to be a synonym for insanity.


Only a few letters difference.

Sexoring is a PG thing. It's only TRULY funny when he does it xD - eternalshiva

Yep. :)

true thats why I dont s3x0r n00bs I just give the heads up if PG hasnt spotted them yet

Let's face it, if someone is a newbie at EoFF s3x0ring is probably the most exciting thing that will happen to them in a long time.

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Originally Posted by Baloki

If I remember rightly the Newbie Party won and BoB should be enforcing that particular policy of ours...

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That's a load of poo. If I remember correctly, which I do, the Pirate Party won 4 of 10 Spots. Here's how it went:

Chrono/Kingdom Hearts/Gen Squenix
Sakura Yume (Conservative)

General FF/Video Game Music/General Archive
TheAbominatrix (Pirate)

Final Fantasy 12/Tactics/Tactics Advance
Blanco Meow (Pirate)

Final Fantasy 10/10-2/11
Auron_Kotetsu (BAotW)

Final Fantasy 7/8/9
Agent 6 (Mystery) Spoiler: Not At All Reno

Final Fantasy 1-4/5/6
Flying Mullet (Pirate)

Site Staff/Help/Feedback
Xander (BAotW)

Lounge/General Gaming/Arts and Writing
King Bahamut (Pirate)

General Chat/Eyes on Each Other/World Events
fire_of_avalon (Newbie)

and finally....

forum leader
Loony BoB (Newbie)

Thought BooB won the Forum Leader campaign, the Pirates ended up pillaging him and his party. We also took you as HOOTERS' personal wench, Baloki. So under the EoFF Constitution of 2004, which the winning party created, sex0ring is allowed.

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pr00t, by the way, is the only word anyone should use a 0 in.

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l00ny b00b. *case rested*

Eh, it doesn't bother me, don't see why it should really bother anyone when it's just words, not like PG appears through a person's computer screen to rape them when they say Moo Moo the Ner Cow three times in front of it.

At least I hope not.

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At least I hope not.

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Take it from me: don't try it.

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Originally Posted by King Bahamut

Take it from me: don't try it.

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I guess it can't be worse than a hook-handed monster covered in bees...

Or will I be needing bleach for my eyes any time soon?

Yeah, stop giving newbie cyber STDs...