Backstabbers, series 2!!

just when you thought it was safe to go back in the shark infested waters - it wasnt!

I promised I wouldn't make another backstabbbers unless I was drunk or didnt have a place to put my beach umbrella and currently i'm all of the above (except the beach umbrella thing) and also we havent had any contests 4 a while so backstabbers is back baby. :smash: Basicallly it's a contest where lieing, cheating, stealing and getting naked is encouraged.

If enough people wanna join I'll start it again. :mog: :moggie: :choc: :fd:

Current Backstabbers:
-Levian
-Maxico
-Misfit
-Zaphier
-Skogs
-Fuzakeru
-frr_vegeta
-Strider
-Genius Lynx
-Baloki
-bennator
-Agent Proto
-Leeza
-Psychotic
-fire_of_avalon
-Linus/LSG
-Bert
-Prozac Cat/ZeZipster
-King Bahamut

Am I allowed to enter? :greenie:

Yeah, anyone can. I'm easy. :smash:

ohh ohh ohh pick me.

Cool. I promise to be more vicious this time.

ME TOO!

... Even though you'll cheat and get me kicked out first like last time. >=o

Sounds fun, lying and cheating is fun, I want in.

Yo. I'm in.

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Originally Posted by Misfit

ME TOO!

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When I said everybody could join what I really meant was anyone but Misfit. :smash::trout:

Oh, I knew it. *scoots feet*

Again?! Hehe. I'll join again. I made it pretty far last time so either people 1.) like me or 2.) hate everyone else. ^_^- Yay for HooTeRs!

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Originally Posted by Misfit

Oh, I knew it. *scoots feet*

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Aww, don't worry, you can play too. We need somebody to come horribly last. :smash:

I've never done this before, but I'm a professional asshole, I should learn quick. Count me in.

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Originally Posted by HOOTERS

Aww, don't worry, you can play too. We need somebody to come horribly last. :smash:

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Yes!

... *writes on paper: Scooting feet = winner.*

Oh, and next time you pick on me, do it without the fish... it kind of smells... unless that was just you... *sniffs* OH, oh my god, that's you... :erm:

And the first round of votes are in.

*counts*

The first person voted off the island is Misfit! First loser again. That's gotta hurt, you know being a loser. :smash:

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Originally Posted by Myself

... Even though you'll cheat and get me kicked out first like last time. >=o

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See?! I knew it!

IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOU SMELL FUNNY!

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Originally Posted by Misfit

See?! I knew it!

IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOU SMELL FUNNY!

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It's not his fault you went around smelling him.

I like smelling people... :(

Hey, no conversing with the losers.

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Originally Posted by HOOTERS

Hey, no conversing with the losers.

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Yes sir. Forgive my recklessness.

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Originally Posted by frr_vegeta

Yes sir lady. Forgive my recklessness.

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And the first round of votes are in.

*counts*

The first person voted off the island is Misfit! First loser again. That's gotta hurt, you know being a loser. :smash:

For some reason whenever I say that I feel a whole lot better.

It makes me feel special, too! Thanks lady! *AND THE CROWD GOES WILD!* ^_^_^_^_^_^

I'll get in on this action again.

I'll sign up again, if I may. I came so close last time to winning. ;__;

Edit: Is this Season One all over again? XD

Did we start already?

. . . you guys need help. *Sneaks Misfit random dead critters off the island* :p

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Originally Posted by Fuzakeru

*Sneaks Misfit random dead critters off the island* :p

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:D! *glues them together and keeps them in a bag that I plan to throw at HOOTERS*

^_^

I'll join in, and there is my sig contest :eek:

Oh and ffr is a communist btw, and he said he wanted your dauhter Hooters (see as in sexual not literal)...

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Originally Posted by Baloki

I'll join in, and there is my sig contest :eek:

Oh and frr is a communist btw, and he said he wanted your dauhter Hooters (see as in sexual not literal)...

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Hooters has offspring?

Probably not...

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Originally Posted by Baloki

Probably not...

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Then I do believe your arguement is invalid.

That would be funny!

No, it wouldn't be funny, it would be scary.

I'd play again, but after personally picking who was to be voted out each round in the last one, I don't think I'd make it very far. xD This will be very interesting to watch, though. I really enjoyed the last one, it was great fun. ;D *gives Lev a high five*

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Originally Posted by frr_vegeta

Then I do believe your arguement is invalid.

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I think not........ MISFIT's SECOND ACCOUNT!

I made it suprisingly far last time, for unknown reasons.... that being said, sign me up for rd. 2.

This had better end in a battle to the death using sporks in an island arena, with palm trees and brutal savagery, maybe a little nakedness as well! :fd:

I'm game. 8-)

*joins*

LEMME PLAY LEMME PLAY! =D?

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Originally Posted by bennator

I made it suprisingly far last time, for unknown reasons.... that being said, sign me up for rd. 2.

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You were considered less of a threat - I though you were less likely to be working alongside other people. You could almost say I put too much thought into my strategy. =] But it's easy to master these things if you find the right people.

I had absolutely no plan whatsoever and I didn't scheme anything. . . . and yet I lasted a while.
*SECRETLY tosses her own string of dead critters at Hooters*

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Originally Posted by Baloki

I think not........ MISFIT's SECOND ACCOUNT!

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I think so, Mr. ignored by Ansem.

Yeah it'll be interesting seeing how things turn out this time :D I think it will be harder this time, since we kinda voted out everyone last time :)

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Originally Posted by frr_vegeta

I think so, Mr. ignored by Ansem.

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I think not Ansems bum chum, ie Misfits Second Account!

I don't know what it is, but I'll do it.

http://loonybob.homestead.com/files/little.gif Enter me AND LSG.

IM IN!!!!!!!! yay!

If Linus can enter LSG I'm entering Prozac Cat... But not myself I'd get pwneaged to the maxomg!

I'm game. :p :p :p

Maybe this time I should introduce a prize in order to invoke more strategy and underhanded tactics and the like. Actually, I'll just make an anti-prize that everybody who gets voted off gets banned. That's much easier. :smash:

And why hasn't Misfits second account been voted off yet?

Mwhahahahahahhaagagagagahahahahaha :fd:

So... when do we start?

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Originally Posted by Zaphier

So... when do we start?

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I second this!

I guess we need more people or something?

I'm in, or whatever. I don't even remember how to play

You don't need a lot of people to lie and cheat. You only need the liar/cheater and the liee (new word, yay!)/cheated.

I have no clue what's going on.

I'm in.

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Originally Posted by Fisticuffs

I have no clue what's going on.

I'm in.

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You remind me of a friend of mine who never has a clue what's going on.

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Originally Posted by frr_vegeta

You remind me of a friend of mine who never has a clue what's going on.

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Are they just overly-relaxed like me, or hopelessly self-abosrbed like most people?

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Originally Posted by Fisticuffs

I have no clue what's going on.

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It's okay 'cause neither does HOOTERS and he's running this thing. :)

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Originally Posted by Leeza

It's okay 'cause neither does HOOTERS and he's running this thing. :)

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Hahaha! Funniest thing I've read in the past few hours. :D

Yeah, but it would appear it's true. I mean, HOOTERS was drunk when this was started.

He alwasy is though

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Originally Posted by Bert

He alwasy is though

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I'll give you that one.

This being the case, unless HOOTERS is still feeling the hangover, he should get this ball rolling. I need some entertainment.

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Originally Posted by frr_vegeta

Hahaha! Funniest thing I've read in the past few hours. :D

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You don't know Hoot that well then. ;)

Urgh...one lousy night on the drink and THIS is what I wake up to?!?! I suppose I have to run this whole competition again now. Even that time I woke up with that hairy Mexican wrestler who kept sniffing his armpits was better than this. :(

Oh well. *tries to think of first challenge*

I'm not Mexican, I'm Colombian.

Then why did you keep feeding me all those tacos?

Those weren't tacos, they were tampons.

Hey look I'm in. My puppy is in too.

Oh...

I haven't had Columbian food before but when I do I'll try these 'tampons' you speak of.

Make sure to drink plenty of fluids.

I will, and whatever I have left over I can give to my pussy.

Ok let's get this piece of crap on the road.

I've put you all into randomly generated teams.

Team 1
-Maxico
-Misfit
-Zaphier
-Fuzakeru
-frr_vegeta
-Genius Lynx
-Psychotic
-fire_of_Avalon
-Linus/LSG
-Prozac Cat/ZeZipster
-Spaceman Spiff/Spaceman Spiff’s puppy

Team 2
-Levian
-Skogs
-Strider
-Baloki
-bennator
-Agent Proto
-Leeza
-Bert
-King Bahamut
-Moo moo the ner cow
-Fisticuffs


Challenge #1: Completely Original Not Copied Avatar Guessing Game.

Below you will find a picture with 16 peoples avatars on it. PM me which member each avatar belongs to and for each one you get right you will score a point for your team. The team with the most points wins. The team with the least points doesn't win. The team that wins wins immunity. The team that doesn't win doesn't win immunity. The team that doesn't win imminity then votes off one of their team members. The team that does, doesn't.

http://www.geocities.com/purplemonke...ha/avatars.txt

Ok competition start now.

:smash::smash:

*submits answers*

...

*already wins for team 1!*

I did all I could. Let's rock, team two!

Alright! *high fives Strider* Let's do this!

Oh yeah, it's all "go team" and high fives now, but later it's all about the running, and the screaming, and the "stop poking me with that".

I think this might be a tad bit funner if HOOTERS knew how to count. :(

hooters can't count because he failed his gym tests in grade school.

The only reason why I allegedly can't count is because everybody else refuses to acknowledge the fact that there is a number which comes before four and after three and that number is noggle. Then there's nogglety-one, nogglety-two, nogglety-three, nogglety-noggle...


Anyway, back on topic, if you want your team to win and a greater chance to stay in the game you had better pm me your answers. I have only received noggle answers so far. :smash:

I have to go work/protest/strike right now so I'll have to PM my guesses later. When's the deadline?

I got all but two and I spent thirty minutes looking through the member list for those other two and I never found them.

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Originally Posted by Zaphier

I got all but two and I spent thirty minutes looking through the member list for those other two and I never found them.

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Same here, wtf.

Thats because he took some from the sig thread, some from the avatar thread and some from other threads.

*Did 5 and then danced*

Okay, thanks for telling us. :D GO TEAM 1!

The people I missed must have changed their avatars, unfair. Well, then again, this is backstabbers, being fair has nothing to do with it.

Edit: I just found one of the ones I missed, can I still send a response with it?

I've submitted my answers, you can close voting now, Hoot.

Go Team 1!

Go team 2... I have my answers in...

Go team two wooohooo *PMs HOOT*

Yeah, it seems that at least one person has changed their avatar. I don't think I'll tell you which one though. That wouldn't be cruel.

And you can resubmit your answers if you want up until the deadline which is tomorrow night.

:smash:

ok the i"ll submit it 4999999999999 times :)

Did team 1 win yet?

No, not yet. You're behind Team 2...you know, the winning team. :)

I'm fairly confident that Jennifer will win this round.

;)

Ok everyone, I have good news and bad news. The good news is this competition is cancelled. The bad news is that there are signs that my haemorrhoid is coming back.

Due to commitments with uni and the fact that I have little access to the internet currently, this contest is disbanded. That is unless somebody else wants to run it, or I suppose we could just postpone it for 8-9 weeks. It worked for the last one.

Oh and about the challenge, I don't know who won because all the avatar stuff was on my computer at home, and even if I was home I most likely couldn't be bothered to work it out anyway.

I'm sure I can trust you all to figure out a winner amongst yourselves.

Bye!:smash:

Nope, you can't trust us all to figure out a winner amongst ourselves so I'll just settle the arguements now and declare myself the winner. :)

No you're not Bert won.

:smash:

Well I guess it pays to submit 4999999999999 times. :)

YAY!

Worst 1.5 posts of my life.

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Originally Posted by Bert

YAY!

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I'm challenging you on this one, Bert. :smash:

RECOUNT!

Okay, we'll recount the votes.

*tries to cheat, but can't decide which is worse: cats or Jazz*

Meh...I declare the winner to be Koi Lung Fish.

Sweet win for Koi Lung Fish considering that he didn't even enter. :trout:

I win. ^_^

NO!
"No you're not Bert won."
See HOOTERS is the supreme ruler so I WIN!

I win. ^_^

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Originally Posted by Leeza

Sweet win for Koi Lung Fish considering that he didn't even enter. :trout:

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Sweet win for Koi Lung fish considering that he hasn't posted at EoFF in nearly 2 years. :p

Did I come in 2nd or 2nd and a half?