Bunch of upstarts in here.
Dear scum,
When did it enter the hollow heads of you lowly commoners that, when a thread of yours is closed, the right thing to do is to immediately make a second thread to replace it, this time noting how very ignorant the staff is and asserting that you know the difference between right and wrong? It's either that, or you take it to Feedback and try to make some civil rights case out of it. This has happened at least four times in the past week or so and is quickly becoming intolerable. Whatever happened to the decent people who knew how to take a scolding, cry into a pillow for a minute, and then go on to make every attempt to redeem themselves in the eyes of the staff?
In hopes of returning our relationship to its former rapport, allow me to make to you one thing perfectly clear: YOU HAVE NO RIGHTS. WE OWN YOU.
Sincerely,
Big Ogre Umaro
