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Hello folks. I am Lander Valiant, and I just thought I would introduce myself. My friend asked me to join this site and I finally did when I got bored enough, so here I am. I'll be around although I'm terrible about using message boards. That's all I got. So yeah...well...
Que es tu amigo?
edit: btw welcome excuse the bad spanish.
Hi.
Howdy.
Welcome. Enjoy the forums.
YOU CAN ENJOY THIS OMFG I JUST SEXORED YOU WHAT NOW ASL BBQ LOLZzzzzzzzz
Wow, I SOOOOO didn't expect you to do that. ;)
Goodmorning. I'm wearing Care Bear pants. :}
omg <3
:mad: I'm onto you.
Hi
Wotcha. :D
Its Xanders Lander :rolleyes2
Urber-Kai!!!!!!!!!
Hello and welcome to this dodgy backstreet of a forum. We will happly provide you with the best mind-warping possible. Over in that corner is the liquidfyingly Droolie SeX0rie PG. In that far corner is Ansem the vampire Slayer, he keeps the underground sewers clean of people who dislike KH, sunlight or Steel Bars. Over there on the sunny side of the boards is Xander, BoB, Leeza, Archie and all the other knights. They won't let us in because they believe that sunlight is a priviledge that we mere mortals and cool people don't deserve....
That really tall building there on the north side of the Boards is BAoTW HQ, its usually inhabited by Misfit, Denmark, and Psychotic. Their a friendly and welcoming bunch, if you go over they'll give you nachos and let you stroke their Walrus. Along with this the other members of BAoTW have been known to hang out there as well.
South side is the Help, Staff and Ideas Forums, they provide all the help with your computer, system, games, sigs and avatars that you may need along with allowing you to give something back to this dear town. These areas are regularly patrolled by Archie and Eternalshiva, if they don't help you they'll take you back to their hideouts for sexy cookies.
The West side of town is quite a busy area incompassing the whole of the Square-Enix Boards, from FF 1 to Chrono Cross its all there. Along with help, tips, spoilers and a little bit of madcapness. Always worth a peak just to see whats going on. Oh just while I remember you'll need to show your member pass to get into the Staff and Eyes On You areas, they have vicious kittens guarding those areas, trust me ;)
The East side is the secret side of town including the musical sector of B-frame and B00B's personal Pron site. Its so hard to get into its like being eaten by a rabbits, you so want it to happen but you know it never will.
The final area is the one you stand in now, ground-zero square in the town center, known to an unspecified few as General Chat. Along with this abismal and sometimes scary place theres the Eyes on You sector and the lounge in this central hub.
Remember, enjoy the libray, follow the rules and for the gods sakes don't drink the water from the River Chocobo!
Jeez whats with all the *wark* stigma about that? I dra*wark*nk it and nothing *wark* happend to me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Baloki
welcome, and all, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, causes instant death, blah, blah, forums.
*really need a standard welcome thing that I can copy and paste when needed*
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Originally Posted by Baloki
:( I wasn't mentioned. I'm part of BAoTW too, you know.
Anyways, Hi Lander :)
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Originally Posted by Rye
It looks like I'm gonna have to add you as having some one off affair with Joel which now makes you hate him forever more if you keep picking holes that arn't there!!!Quote:
Along with this the other members of BAoTW have been known to hang out there as well.
What is the BAoTW?
Hey Lander.....:D
Bored Atheists of the World
really? wow...you learn something new everyday :P
That's what you think.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rye
BAoTW > All. kkthx.
HELLO LANDER I LIVE IN A HOUSE IT HAS DOORS! DO YOU?
My house does indeed have doors. Approximately 6 doors. Thanks for the welcome good folks.
Oh did I make my witty remark about Leeza, cats and voting here?
Hi-o
It's okay Rye, I'm a part of BAoTW too, Balsy never mentions that. Instead, I'm off fighting vampires with the Chef's Knife Keychain attached to my Keyblade. (compliments of Balsy)
Hi n00b! I'm Ansem (The Vampire Slayer). I live in Burton, MI but spend a lot of time in the KH forum. I heart KH. I also enjoy sunsets, candlelit dinners, poetry, serenades, walks on sandy beaches, yaoi and yuri. And Breine; can't forget that sexy, European man! :love: :love: :love:
Are you a hot guy? A hot girl? Do you like Kingdom Hearts? (KH)
I'm a tolerably looking individual. I played Kingdom Herts and enjoyed it. Especially when I knew (a everyone else told me I was crazy but I KNEW) Cloud was not defeated by Cerberus. He was acting. It was all a ruse. Cloud is invincible. No doubt in my mind. Even if he is not a Martial Artist.
Lander! OMG we rhyme =D New twin! *hugs you*
Welcome to the forum! =]
OMG you joined. :p
Greetings, little-bot. Welcome to EoFF.
Hey, it's a newbie. Well, that's just prime.
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That would be me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hsu
I must commend you on your choice of avatar.
However, my commendations have no merit because nobody here knows who I am.
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Originally Posted by Squires
Of course we do! You're... *looks at profile* Squires!
I have to ask why you had to look at his profile? Its kind of staring you in the face being his username AND ALL!!?Quote:
Originally Posted by Ansem
But yes, I remember squires, if I remember rightly Xander made his sig.
Ha, my only landmark here is something another person did.
Interesting.
You did make a funny comment though, I remember that also, don't let Ansem get you down, hes just bitchy because I didn't make a full list of BAoTW members, post them and make his name 10 foot tall and bold. Oh and he hasn't had his seditives :D
Welcome to EoFF though Squires, enjoy ;)
Wait...isn't this a newbie thread for Lander, not Squires?Quote:
Originally Posted by Baloki
I don't want my name ten-feet tall and bold, Balsy! I just want to be mentioned as something I am! I'm not a Vampire Slayer! I am a member of BAoTW!
As for the seditives, I don't even know what they are! I obviously don't need them.
Lander could only wish :rolleyes2:Quote:
Originally Posted by King Bahamut
And Ansem, we know your all jelious, just leave it now, k? Your a vampire slayer (probably big brested depending on if Joel the Backally Plastic Surgeon to the villians got to you) so just go out and kill some KH hateing scum, k?
Kill some Kh-hating scum? Let's see... people who love KH are on the Trinity. You either love KH or hate it. Okay then! *kills Baloki* *locks self in sewers and kills more KH haters while heading toward BAoTW HQ*
Hi. I would do my shovel attack, as I've been doing with all newbies recently, but today is my day off. So welcome, and don't do things the way I do things.
Awww, the monkey tried to kill me :cry:Quote:
Originally Posted by Ansem
I've joined Baotw for weeks now :o
Your all going to force me to list all the members arn't you else I'll never get any peace. Then all the knights will want me to list them, its a never ending spiral :(
No we don't want you to list them.
Hi n00b.
Just stop listing people, Balsy.
Thats the whole point, I never did in the first place :confused:
That's not listing people? @_@Quote:
Originally Posted by Baloki
No, a list looks like the following:
- Rabbit
- Carrot
- Mixer
- Ansem
- Is
- Annoying
- and
- Is
- Ansem
- The
- Vampire
- Slayer
- Who
- Hugs
- Bats
I see nothing like that there.
Y'all are gonna get my friend's n00b topic closed. Stop spamming, please.
He writes lots of stories. He used to write 40+ page stories involving crossovers of 8 or 9 different video games and TV shows.
Stop spamming. And also Baloki is listing. Watch
Bert, Scottie, Proot, Woot, Unne, and Bleys were walking down a street.
That's a list, albeit not a explicit list.
Your right, Leeza doesn't like me, so I shall stop, but welcome my KB's friend :DQuote:
Originally Posted by King Bahamut
That's a bullet list. Another list could be.
Baloki, Oh Annoying One, Scourge Of EoFF, Target, Newest Member of Ansem's Ignore List, etc.
See? Perhaps if you weren't so narrow-minded, you'd have known that beforehand.
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Originally Posted by Ansem
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Originally Posted by me
I never would have thought an introductory post could get very long. Incroyable.
You are kidding, right, Lander? These things can get 5-6 pages long. Reason's did, because she provided a spy game for us. Ryoko Masaki's did, because she's well, Ryoko Masaki. :p
ansem just don't forget not to kill the friendly BOATW vampire - Me, cause if you kill me the cookies go away for ever.
As for Lander hey enjoy and have a shower and wash your hair, I don't know what S3x0ring fully involves nor do I want to.
You're not a Vamp, you're a Fallen Angel. They're okay. *takes some cookies* *bakes some yaoi cookies* *hands them out to everybody who's not on my ignore list*
Welcome welcome. =D Enjoy your stay here.