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Cats, I love them so, but whats with them? they want food, u give them food, they run away! they neighbours kitten sits on my doorstep meowing, I go out to pet it, it runs away!!
Toilet Roll!!! How come it disapears so fast? I dont know whether this happens to eveyone else? but you put a new one in the bathroom and two days later..... ITS GONE!??!?! whats with that?
Cats & Toilet Roll, easily over looked by still the most mind boggling things ive ever seen :confused:
I've had cats like that. Weird. o_o They never liked being petted, just fed ... then they'd go away and come back for more food. Jerks. ;_;
That's why dogs > cats. ^_^
I love cats!
Cats are weird. One of mine loves to lick laundry baskets. I mean, if he sees one, he licks it until we take it away. He licks anything plastic, actually... laundry baskets, posters, etc. Weirdo.
i love cats. Cats love me. Coz i feed them.
i know the answer to the toilet roll. it also applies to soap and toothpaste.
unfortunately, its a secret i cannot divulge.
Bloody teaspoons get me. The always end up in the sink. All of them.
cats are cool its a feline thing they want to let you know "yeah I depend on you...But hell no am I your pet!" theyre all like that except for my kitten who is just dumb he fights with the biggest cat in the area and wouldn't run from you even if you did a godzilla impression in his face.
As for tea spoons I dont know...how come we use them up so quickly?
For me what I dont understand is why for every rap song about getting the girl there are ten emo songs about the guys she turned down. Yet rap music is still the most popular? surely with more bands in the industry rock music should be the majority of the market?
I don't understand carrots.
Carrots don't understand you!Quote:
Originally Posted by Moo Moo the Ner Cow
Nothing understands him.
I understand and love him like I would my gay boyfriend Moo Moo the SARS Cow.
Wait, who are we talking about again? Cats? Uh... what's not to get about cats, other than their creepy eyes?
I don't get most new TV shows and most modern music... :confused:
Just thought of somthing else... Rodeo Clowns? what is a Rodeo Clown? is it a clown that travels? or just a posh clown that will only be hit in the face with cream pies that have cream from select cows in Jersey? :confused:
so basically Cats are strange, human depending, plastic licking freaks that we all love cause their small cute and fluffy? :confused:
How Interesting?
I feel that way concerning Hip-Hop/Rap music and modern Computer Games. The whole music industry seems to have taken a different direction - one that I don't particularly like. I used to listen to the music channels on my satellite television all the time, but these days, I can't seem to find one that plays anything good. As for the games, well, I just don't enjoy them any more. Maybe it's just me, but I find jumping on Goombas and collecting rings more entertaining than all these complicated stealth games and complex driving simulators.Quote:
Originally Posted by White Raven
The situation in my house is exactly the same. I'm sure my Dad eats it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dreamtiger42
Cats suck. Dogs > Cats.
*hands you a cookie* :DQuote:
Originally Posted by King Bahamut
Cats = Dogs. There. I think they both equally suck. (except my dogs and cats of course)
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He licks anything plastic, actually...
And, I don't understand... women. Really, did anyone notice how weird they can be? Now, take women and cats togetherp, and you get something explosive!
OMFG I LOVE CATS! CATS>>>>>>>>>DOGS!!!
Uhh yeah that toilet paper thing...seems to happen alot around here to. I think its a government conspiracy myself. :eek:
Cats are cool. Cats are Kool Kats. I like cat, I like Kit Kat.
Hmm.
confusing things, yes women, very confusing (sorry but you are) i spsoe men are quite confusing to women though so it balences out. also blood, blood that just appears some where, you know you look down at your hand adn theres lots of spots of blood on it and you dont know where they came from, and brusises that appear rom nowhere also! confusing things. well these are confusing times we live in.
I think you're going to have to get those problems checked out by a medical professional, blue_midget192, it don't sound too healthy.
Math confuses me. That, and the question of how things get inside things, like sweet insides in a chocolate or baby inside a mummy.
aaagh stigmata!! :eek: *runs* *stops* *remebers that you cannot run from stigmata* *dies*Quote:
Originally Posted by Meat Puppet
first of all, Im sorry but u cant die! Im just not letting you! second, yea, woman are confusing, I was gonna put that at the beginning but I thought I'd be beaten up by woman and admins!
Iam a woman myself and heres somthing for you men, women dont understand women! its mad!! i turned gay cause men were annoying gits (not all of u of corse) then i got a girlfriend and thought men arnt this confusing
Women understand the average male with the thinking about sex every 5 seconds or how ever often it is, but when you dont have an average sex crazed male thats when men become confusing!!
:eek: um...pa....fu i have nothign to say on this matter *leaves*
my boyfriend, is not a sex crazed male, and is no where near an "average male" and there fore is intersting and yet somtimes confusing :D
that better?
slighlty, but........meh
You realise that when Leeza finds this thread she'll ban all of you for anti-cat propaganda right?
Good thing I didn't say anything. Today I tried to talk to a carrot. I ddin't understand what it was trying to say so I ate it.
Im nto Anti- Cat! I love cats! its just some of them are strange, evil and un-understanderble! :D lol
I don't like dogs any more. I hate dogs, and cats, and goats, and cows, and possums, and animals, and pretty much a crapload of other things.
Stupid dog pooed in my room. I swear if the dogs wasn't 'mine', it would be a crippled mess right now.
No, I'm not going to have children. No I'm not going to have pets.
*>.<*
I feel your pain. Pets are sometimes not all they're cracked up to be, but I suppose, we love them anyway.
Anywho, what I've never understood, is why so many people in today's world lack self-confidence, or are so easily intimidated by others. We're all wonderful folks, more or less when push comes to shove, and should be proud of who we are.
Take care all.
wow, u guys sound like my mother, she hates living things, she probebly wouldnt have had kids if my dad hadnt wanted em :rolleyes2
She kicked the neighbours kitten because it was on our doormat! :cry:
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wow, u guys sound like my mother, she hates living things, she probebly wouldnt have had kids if my dad hadnt wanted em
She kicked the neighbours kitten because it was on our doormat!
yep, thats how evil she is! :cry:
i will second that stament! she is very evil.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dreamtiger42
I don't understand electricity.
I don't understand Russian.
I dont understand Russian Electricity! :confused:
I don't understand dreaming tigers. :confused:
I don't understand dreams.