Im kinda the same as Xeno Chaos... friends with buffy she got me here... im from the forums gamingextreme its cool... i also know Xc so HI Im no noob to forums
I HATE NOOBS :shoot:
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Im kinda the same as Xeno Chaos... friends with buffy she got me here... im from the forums gamingextreme its cool... i also know Xc so HI Im no noob to forums
I HATE NOOBS :shoot:
Ah, I thought this might be a DMB thread or something.
Anyway, welcome here, may you post aplenty and make new friends in this wide, diverse world known as EoFF.
Enjoy yourself! Beware of PG though, he may try something...
Take care all.
There's no "may" about it, Cap. He's always looking for, er...risque activities to participate in. :p
Greetings, little-bot. Welcome to EoFF. :happybday
Hey, it's a newbie. Well, chew on a microchip.
Hello. Welcome to EoFF. :)
Leeza didn't remove the address I'm astonished!Quote:
Originally Posted by Leeza
Welcome though and now time for version three of the newbie intro post (I added KB to this edition):
Urber-Kai!!!!!!!!!
Hello and welcome to this dodgy backstreet of a forum. We will happly provide you with the best mind-warping possible. Over in that corner is the liquidfyingly Droolie SeX0rie PG. In that far corner is Ansem the vampire Slayer, he keeps the underground sewers clean of people who dislike KH, sunlight or Steel Bars. Over there on the sunny side of the boards is Xander, BoB, Leeza, Archie and all the other knights. They won't let us in because they believe that sunlight is a priviledge that we mere mortals and cool people don't deserve....
That really tall building there on the north side of the Boards is BAoTW HQ, its usually inhabited by Misfit, Denmark, Rye and Psychotic. Their a friendly and welcoming bunch, if you go over they'll give you nachos and let you stroke their Walrus. Along with this the other members of BAoTW have been known to hang out there as well.
The north side of town is also home to a group of transformers lead by King Bahamut who blows up empty buildings with the swish of his blaster cannon, kaboom, there goes another one now :D.
South side is the Help, Staff and Ideas Forums, they provide all the help with your computer, system, games, sigs and avatars that you may need along with allowing you to give something back to this dear town. These areas are regularly patrolled by Archie and Eternalshiva, if they don't help you they'll take you back to their hideouts for sexy cookies.
The West side of town is quite a busy area incompassing the whole of the Square-Enix Boards, from FF 1 to Chrono Cross its all there. Along with help, tips, spoilers and a little bit of madcapness. Always worth a peak just to see whats going on. Oh just while I remember you'll need to show your member pass to get into the Staff and Eyes On You areas, they have vicious kittens guarding those areas, trust me ;)
The East side is the secret side of town including the musical sector of B-frame and B00B's personal Pron site. Its so hard to get into its like being eaten by a rabbits, you so want it to happen but you know it never will.
The final area is the one you stand in now, ground-zero square in the town center, known to an unspecified few as General Chat. Along with this abismal and sometimes scary place theres the Eyes on You sector and the lounge in this central hub.
Remember, enjoy the libray, follow the rules and for the gods sakes don't drink the water from the River Chocobo!
Welcome to the forums. Now, if you'll just pay me the $30 membership price, $25 for the pass, and $50.37 for my compensation.
Yet another Newbie? Excellent, I guess.
Welcome to EoFF. :D
He's not advertising it. He's just saying that that is where he's from and that it's cool. He's not saying that we all have to get out butts over right now see how cool it is and join and start posting, etc. so you better not, but I will alter it somewhat anyway because I guess it could be taken for advertising. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Baloki
*scores*Quote:
Originally Posted by Leeza
*victory pose*
Hi newbie... :)
Like i said im not a noob i know these forums well i just dont post a lot... dont call me a noob... reven is a noob
Wotcha! :D
Howdy.
*SEXORS NEWBIE WITH A LSBD*
Quote:
Originally Posted by Moo Moo the Ner Cow
Poor PG. You used a Liquid Spraying Bottle Dohicky, not a Liquid Spraying Bottle Thingy. So close, yet so far...Quote:
Originally Posted by Moo Moo the Ner Cow
If you have no clue what I'm yammering about click here.
I will not have you belittle me while I am sexoring a newbie!
*SEXORS DP CECIL WITH A LSB(ody)P(art)*
TREEHUGGING. Hi.
Hi :) Have fun.
Stop always forgetting me :(Quote:
Hello and welcome to this dodgy backstreet of a forum. We will happly provide you with the best mind-warping possible. Over in that corner is the liquidfyingly Droolie SeX0rie PG. In that far corner is Ansem the vampire Slayer, he keeps the underground sewers clean of people who dislike KH, sunlight or Steel Bars. Over there on the sunny side of the boards is Xander, BoB, Leeza, Archie and all the other knights. They won't let us in because they believe that sunlight is a priviledge that we mere mortals and cool people don't deserve....
That really tall building there on the north side of the Boards is BAoTW HQ, its usually inhabited by Misfit, Denmark, and Psychotic. Their a friendly and welcoming bunch, if you go over they'll give you nachos and let you stroke their Walrus. Along with this the other members of BAoTW have been known to hang out there as well.
The north side of town is also home to a group of transformers lead by King Bahamut who blows up empty buildings with the swish of his blaster cannon, kaboom, there goes another one now .
South side is the Help, Staff and Ideas Forums, they provide all the help with your computer, system, games, sigs and avatars that you may need along with allowing you to give something back to this dear town. These areas are regularly patrolled by Archie and Eternalshiva, if they don't help you they'll take you back to their hideouts for sexy cookies.
The West side of town is quite a busy area incompassing the whole of the Square-Enix Boards, from FF 1 to Chrono Cross its all there. Along with help, tips, spoilers and a little bit of madcapness. Always worth a peak just to see whats going on. Oh just while I remember you'll need to show your member pass to get into the Staff and Eyes On You areas, they have vicious kittens guarding those areas, trust me
The East side is the secret side of town including the musical sector of B-frame and B00B's personal Pron site. Its so hard to get into its like being eaten by a rabbits, you so want it to happen but you know it never will.
The final area is the one you stand in now, ground-zero square in the town center, known to an unspecified few as General Chat. Along with this abismal and sometimes scary place theres the Eyes on You sector and the lounge in this central hub.
Who said I was forgetting you ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Rye
Don't hate noobs! Give them plushies and snuggles! =D
Anyways, welcome, have fun and stick around. *gives Kairi plushie*
Lady Xander has ordered that newbies must be snuggled! So it shall be written, so it shall be done! *snuggles newbie and gives it an Ansem plushie* *feeds it a yaoi cookie*
Welcome to our humble abode. Please ignore everything Baloki says about me, he and I are archenemies.
Also, be honored if Lord Breine ( :love: ) honors you with his eloquent words of wisdom (or, in other words, everything he says). *glomps Breinekins*
Rye is a cool chica, she's a member of the Trinity! Like me! YAY!
Do you like Kingdom Hearts?
Do you like hentai?
Are you a hot guy?
Are you a hot lady?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Moo Moo the Ner Cow
Ok, now that's just wrong. I'm not from San Fransisco, so I don't appreciate that. I'm not that kinda guy.
Only newbies use the gun shooting smiley. You get a... D+.
Welcome to EoFF, Ifrit.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dark_Paladin_Cecil
What does San Fran have to do with anything PG said?
Well, San Fransisco has always had to endure jokes about people there driving on the OTHER side of the road, if you know what I mean. And with the Mayor legalizing Gay/Lesbian marriages, there have been quite a few more jokes going around. And since I'm a guy, unless PG is a girl..... do the math.
Hi.
But it's nice when PG sexors you. I've been sexored twice. Sadly, the really sexy guy hasn't sexored me. (if you know me at all, you know who I'm talking about)Quote:
Originally Posted by Dark_Paladin_Cecil
Also, are you afraid of the word 'homosexual'? You seem to be dodging it as much as possible.
No, it's just that some people seem to take more offense to that then words like "Gay" (at least here they do. Not sure why).
I have no problem with the word Gay, we need more happiness in this world.
Take care all.
Welcome To the forums not-noobish at all person! I hope you enjoy it here!
Greetings newbie...glad you're here. I'd be nice to see you stick around...that seems to be a rarity with newbies lately. :(
Marvellous!Quote:
Originally Posted by The Captain
And getting sexored by PG is breathtaking. Ask any newbie.
Too bad I didn't start doing it earlier...and too bad I don't sexor vets.
Then there are those people (me) who take more offense to words like "Gay".Quote:
Originally Posted by Dark_Paladin_Cecil
You sexored me on my birthday, and when Joel told you too about a month ago. I'm a vet... kinda.Quote:
Too bad I don't sexor vets.
Okay than, sorry for offending you. I cannot please everyone and I simply wrote it in the way most comfortable to me. Sorry for bringing it up.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ansem
err welcome and ignore the political debate on homosexuals in the NOOB THREAD, we have EYES OF YOU forum for these kind of subjects o:<
*gives you sexy cookies* xD
Yeah..... sorry about the whole "off-topic" thing. Got outta hand. My fault for posting this:
Anyway, sorry.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dark_Paladin_Cecil
Greetings padawan.