101 Uses for a Liquid Spraying Bottle Thingy

Most houses contain a Liquid Spraying Bottle Thingy (or LSBT). If you're not familiar with them, they look something like this.

I've got an LSBT somwhere, which has a label proclaiming '101 Uses Around the Home and Garden'. This has always confused me, because no matter how hard I try, I can only think of one sensible use for it: Spraying water.

Oh sure, you could use it to spray water at a lot of different things (Windows, Cats, Small Children) but that's hardly '101 Uses Around the Home and Garden' is it?

So I was wondering, can anybody think of any other uses for an LSBT?

Try putting paint in it... It's fun. I've tried it :D

As a club?

To make Hermit Crabs happy :) (they love water)

AVDS :D
(Advanced Vodka Delivery System)

Something to make an "101 uses" thread about.

1. Spray water
2. Spray CLEAN water
3. Spray FILTERED water
4. Spray DIRTY water
5. Spray SEMI-CLEAN, SEMI-DIRTY water
6. Spray Pepsi
7. Spray CLEAN Pepsi

[1 hour later]

99. Spray DIRTY kerosene
100. Spray SEMI-CLEAN, SEMI-DIRTY kerosene
101. Bludgeon yourself to death.

Good God, I now know how it felt to discover that the world was round. This has totally altered my perception of reality.

So many possibilities... Perhaps I could use it in some Pollock-esque art?

At KinderCare in the Summer I carry one around and squirt the kids randomly.

LSBT+Lighter Fluid+Flame= :D

1. spray water
2. scare cats
3. hand to small children filled with paint
4. Make it into a hat
5. talk to it
6. i surpose u could make love to it? :confused:
7. surprise it
8. put it in a modern art gallery as art
9. create a line of clothes for it and sell it off as a new best friend
10. Assanate it
11. stare at it evilly
12. ignore it
13. use it as a jelly mould
14. make it a deck chair
15. date it
16. then cheat on it with its best mate
17. fill it with cheese
18. elect it for president
19. teach it to play triple triad (ttadvance.com)
20. then beat its ass
21. use it as a money box
22. use it as a wee wee box
23. super glue it to your fore head
24. fill it with somthing and play "guess that liquid"
25. let the dog play funeral director with it (i.e burry it in the yard)

there ya go, a quater of the way there : :D and yes..... i do have too much spare time :D lol

Hmm.... Should I do #6 or #10 first... Maybe both at the same time?? Help me, oh zombie donuts!!!

dude....... i think we should do neither :) ok? [backs away slowly] :confused:

*looks at DT* Is that my conscience?? I'LL KILL YOU CONSICENCE!!! THOSE PRETZELS WERE MADE OF NAPALM!!!! *number 6 to the LSBT*

ok [still backing away] :) lol, i apologise greatly for ur sudden poisoning? :confused:

That's right. I'm about through with you...

*donuts!*

Flamethrower
Spreader of toxic chemicals
Spraypaint something
Hit people with it

If I remember to, I will sexor the next newbie with a LSBT :D

I don't know what they'll make of that. You'd better tell them what it stands for. LSBT could be interpreted in a number of worrying ways.

All the better, don't you think?

Which brings me to LSBT use #94: Use it in some sort of crazy fetish.

A lisbit fetish? o_O

ok umm I like the idea of AVDS :d that was good but PG that is just wrong you know

[Qq=Joel]Flamethrower[/Qq]
Yeees. Fiiiiire. @_@

yeah flame thrower is cool effect but the fact is unlike a pressurised container that would blow up if the flame went inside of it it just melts all over your hand and burns you horribly

Thats how i got my scars on my hands and knees......FIRE! :eek:

You could like, take the spritzy thing out, paint it and use it to keep flowers. You'd still be using a part of it.

one can use deo spray for a flame thrower.