Originally Posted by Citizen Bleys
*gets shot in the neck with a tranquilizer dart and carried off by serious-looking men with sunglasses and business suits who look so much like secret agents that they couldn't possibly be secret agents, unless that's what they want you to think, in which case they really are secret agents and you've already dismissed the possibility as absurd, allowing them to function in total secrecy, even while kidnapping people in broad daylight with the intention of performing horrible, horrible experiments on them. Hope you're happy that you didn't think that one through*