I demand this thread be closed.
This subject is completely inappropriate for a family-oriented Message Forum and I find it personally insulting to my moral character as well as the intelligences of the people who post on this Message Forum. It is the duty of the Moderators and Administrators to protect the sensibilities of the posting public, and this thread is an affront to everything decent that this great Message Forum once stood for.
I would be a bad Citizen of the Internet, and more importantly a bad American and a bad Human Being, if I didn't post my absolute disgust at this horror of a thread and make absolute sure that the Moderators and Administrators were doing everything in their power to put a stop to such rude, arrogant, uncalled-for behavior. The original poster of this thread deserves no less than a banning, and I will not rest until this action comes to pass. I will post in every thread, warn every member, and contact every Moderator via AOL Instant Messenger, Yahoo! Messenger, MSN Messenger, Jabber whatever that is, email, alternate email, Private Messages, Private Messages on other forums that I know they post on, home phone, work phone, school phone, cell phone, and if need be I will visit every one of their houses, have a nice chat with their moms (or in the case of Leeza, their daughters :joey: ) and see what they have to say on the matter. I'm sure that if Mrs. Roogle's Mom were informed of the awful smut that was being posted here on the internet, she'd cancel their cable subscription post haste!
The Internet is a place for serious, mature people to talk about serious, mature topics: pop culture, the arts, politics, and low-carb desert recipes. That, ladies and gentlemen, is my Internet. Not what we see here. What is here is mindless, tasteless, Godless dreck. And where does that get us? What do we become, if we allow our bar to be set so low? Where will the intellectual minds of today's society be able to talk and laugh and love, if the Internet becomes a haven for such unchecked unrefinement? I'll tell you where.
It goes, dear friends, straight to hell. In a handbasket.
When I was a small lad back home in the state of Mississippi, my mother told me something that I'll never forget: she said, "Herbert, you'll never get anywhere in this life if you don't take things seriously. Anything that's worth doing is worth going all the way for." And I'm very lucky that I was the sort of boy to take advice like this from my mother to heart, because it's saved my life on more than one occasion.
My message to you, Eyes on Final Fantasy Internet Message Forum, is to take Internet Discussion very seriously. Everything that you say and do on the internet reflects back upon your personality, so ship up or shape out! Either we worth together to weed out abominal threads such as this one, by constant petition of the Moderatory Staff, or we face certain destruction of our very souls. It's your call internet? Do we make our stand now, or hold our peace and silently let everything we've come to build die violently in an instant.
Well I don't know about you all, but I want to live!
Close the :love::love::love::love:in' thread.
