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Wtf? I'll keep my regular ketchup.
http://wketchup.com/
Shouldn't France be Freedomia by now, though?
It's times like this you wish you could move to England.
Good job I'm already there. :D
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Originally Posted by Czanthor
That reminds me of all the people who say they're fleeing to Canada if Bush wins... But what of Republicans if Kerry wins? Where will they go? Not to Canada, the Bastion of Liberty on the North American continent, heaven forbid. Mexico? Brazil?
My friends, it's days like today when I'm glad to say I'm English.
:D
Ahahahahahaha. Americans are such retards.
Oh, wait.
I don't use ketchup all that much anyway. No sweat off my back.
Cuba, I'd say.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nait
.... wha...
are they...
I'm just spee...
just...
WHAT THE CRAP?
I'll stick to Heinz!!!
Beanz Meanz Heinz.
It's a joke. It has to be.
All I have to say is ...
xD
xD @ Nait
"Freedomia". classic.
anyways. W Ketchup? *shakes head*
O...K... glad I'm English....
That is a bunch of crap. :)
"Thats a load of crap!" - Dr. Phil
.....................
Well it is.
Crazy world.
ITS JUST KETCHUP! That's nice though they made a "patriotic ketchup'' franchise now, Id buy Heinz or that, there both the same, just the packaging is different. I dont know whats the big fuss about it, its just ketchup. And whats wrong with patriotic ketchup? :p
So...how is heinz democratic?
It's not rabidly patriotic. Wait a minute... if it isnt rabidly patriotic that means... IT'S TERRORIST KETCHUP!Quote:
Originally Posted by TasteyPies
DAMN YOU HEINZ!
It's time like these I'm glad the alien movements to destory the world is in full swing....errr not that I would now anything of the such! Heh heh....*runs*
May I be English? I'm gonna boycott this oppression of my beliefs. *Drowns self in Heinz Ketchup*
I'll stick with Nazi ketchup, kthx.
Heinz is made of tomatoes grown in Massachusetts, and it only uses pro-choice vinegar.Quote:
Originally Posted by TasteyPies
Those fiends!Quote:
Originally Posted by omnitarian
Why must they ruin my favourite condement?
......FRENCH'S MUSTARD! What's going to happen to THEM I wonder?
When will this thing just die?
How dare you? They're not the French's mustard? They're Freedom's mustard!
I say tomato, the French say tomate.
:eek: The mustard? I refused to eat Freedom Mustard. :mad2: French's Mustard is the only brand I can eat and enjoy. :(
Kommunist Ketchup
Made with the blood of the Red Army.
Wetchup? Or is it Watsup?
It not the same....
all my girlfriend ever gives me now, is freedom kisses...
do they expect people to buy this crap?
:D
French loss becomes freedom loss! French victory becomes freedom victory! Napoleon is a freedom emperor! Freedom hegemony, freedom royalty, freedom philosophists.
And don't forget Libertia, right next door! Libertyhosen, West and East Libertias reunited, Libertyvagen. The possibilites are endless. *_*
Ah, bliss. In my country we use "tomato sauce", not ketchup.
It's weird... re-naming French items was supposed to be the US's way of taking revenge against France for refusing to obey their demand to participate in an illegal military action, right? So they "punish" France by treating the words "French" and "freedom" as synonyms. Seems more like a sign of respect to me...
:D
No beating Watties Tomato Sauce. Too bad Heinz brought Watties.
its all about generic ketchup
Wtf? We don't even CALL them Freedom Fries. That's only in the White House. And ketchup is our friend. It's NOT evil. :(
i prefer heinz ketchup.
We do it in every war it seems. Durring World War Two the Allies changed hambugers to freedom sandwiches since the name was German.Quote:
Originally Posted by Big D
My dad has like 3573475375 cases of W ketchup and he keeps yelling "don't support those damn democrates!"
Patriotic Ketchup. Need I say more. :rolleyes2
sorry, I'm staying with Heinz
You're not going to be the only one Grover.
at least I'm not the ONLY one
Burn them BURN THEM ALL!!! Dont let ur dad fall for another republican trick... Its really Catsup in those bottles... and we all know what that is.Quote:
Originally Posted by Escobar
I don't see why there are such complaints about France any more, I mean, they rushed back to the "loving arms" of America and apologised when they realised they were losing money from the lack of American tourists.
They even hired Woody Allen as a spokesperson...wait, now I know why.
Heil, mein fuherer! That'sa gueten ketchup!Quote:
Originally Posted by Wizdumb
My all time hope is that a guy with the last name of French would marry one of Bush's daughters and have them change their last name.
hahaha thats a funny one.Quote:
Originally Posted by Loony BoB
I lioke the normal ketchup!!!!!
its hard for me to decide, do i like commie pinko ketchup, or capitilist pig ketchup?
-.- *should I care about this?*
....
-.- *uh... I'm going to get my French arse outside and eat some French Fries and put some Ketchup on them and park myself outside the border...*
On a more serious note, I personally view the renaming of "French" things into "Freedom" things as borderline racist. *stirs things up*
But the French aren't a race. TAKE THAT BoB!
But to be serious, I see what you're saying and, though I agree, couldn't you say naming things "French ___________" is a little racist in the first place. Think of all the food items called French _______. They're all really fattening and bad for you. So maybe, renaming these foods is a positive thing for the French.
(In case you hadn't noticed, I wasn't being serious :))
I don't really see what's so 'French' about those potato chips. Do they speak French? Do they patronise over other foods? Do they only bathe once a week?
correction: freedom arse.Quote:
Originally Posted by eternalshiva