Noob thread: Why things work like they do in rpgs

Hey, This is Chu52's first thread yay^^
anywho,my freinds suggested this for me and that name has nothing to do with those vile pokemon things, those are intials to something close to me with an interesting number after ward.
To the point, Why do random beast give out gil and items?

Well my theory is that some controlling government power gives adventures money for bringing in the pelts and heads of beast or just ridding the world of these vile things in general, mayhap there is an automatic system built into weopons to give out gil. Then all items are found in the beast, ie Yuna have this lovely ring from the stomach of that vile being^^
But that is just my theory, anyone else care to chime in?

Hi new person.

My favourite webcomic, RPGWorld, explains awesomely how treasure chests come to being. It has some pretty cool RPG parody moments really.

ahhh, rpg world, blasphomey to anyone who hasn't read it!! Also to anyone who hath not read www.nuklearpower.com!

next what bothers me the most is in Kingdom Hearts the most exstensive report on the heartless is only 13 pages long at most, why is that?

Please don't double post, use the edit button instead. ~Gau

Hi, and welcome to Eyes on Final Fantasy.

Thanks for using one of my FFX-2 Avatars - 'tis appreciated.

you are most welcome, but i just like tonberries of all sorts, cactars have nothing on the tonberry, so i'm using it to say be afraid, weaklings run, fools fight, and i deal the undealt karma for the world, but thanks again Rainecloud

*smiles and waves*

I suggest to all in need of leveling up fixes (Amber) go to this site: www.battleon.com
a simple rpg that is based solely around leveling up, enjoy and participate!

..... what?

I don't like you.
Unless you are an attractive supermodel who likes football and guitars, then I love you.
But no, you talk of crap like monster gil, which I assume is slag for genitalia, and whatnot. Poor you. I give hundred-dollar bills to those I like.

Hello chu!! *chuuuu* Welcome!

hello there xander, i have heard much of your trinity, i have two freinds in the quote unquote "real" world who have joined, i am looking foward to EVENTUALLY join, that is a heavy emphasis on eventually, seeing as i am on but monstro, but it is nice to get a nice warm welcome (*cough*spacemanspiff*cough*), so thanks for replying to this new member, oh and would someone please GIVE ME SOME SORT OF REPLY ON THE SUBJECT I STARTED TO TALK ABOUT ALREADY!! no offense to the nice ones who welcomed me.

S/he obviously doesn't understand how things work around here.

*agrees with Spiff* We don't talk about this "RPG" business here. Not in GC, anyways.

Hi, chu52. Welcome to EoFF. :)

thankee sai leeza

If you clone yourself, you could become "The CHU-52's".

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*cough*

Anyways, welcome to the forums.

*starts humming Rock Lobster*

for the lameness of you joke a 2 for the effort and warm greeting a 7

White Raven, is that guy in your sig Heero Yuy from Gundam Wing?