In My Pants

A little game I saw off another forum. Here it goes.

Take your favorite song, or any song on your playlist that would song funny, and add in my pants to it. I'll show ya.

Out Of Control In My Pants - Hoobastank

X Gonna Give It To Ya In My Pants - DMX

Cure For The Itch In My Pants - Linkin Park

Meant To Live In My Pants - Switchfoot

Miss Jackson In My Pants - Outkast

Your Pretty Good Looking In My Pants - White Stripes

Never Gonna Find Me In My Pants - Offspring

Whats Golden In My Pants - Jurrasic 5

I Like The Way You Move - Outkast

Jesus Walks In My Pants - Kanye West

Magic Stick In My Pants - 50 cent Feat Lil Kim

Cold Hard Bitch In My Pants - Jet

Silver And Cold In My Pants - AFI

I Wish You Were Here In My Pants - Incubus

Time Of Your Life In My Pants - Greenday

Doin' Time In My Pants - Sublime

Like A Stone In My Pants - Audioslave

Feeling It In My Pants - Blink 182

Big Bang Baby In My Pants - Stone Temple Piolets

So Fresh And So Clean In My Pants - Outkast

This Lonely Place In My Pants - Goldfiner

Rock The Party In My Pants - P.O.D

Superman In My Pants - Goldfinger

Sticks And Stones In My Pants - Alien Ant Farm

Broken In My Pants - 12 Stones

The Youth of The Nation In My Pants - P.O.D.

Raise Up In My Pants - Peaty Pablo

With You In My Pants - Linkin Park

Super Beast In My Pants - Rob Zombie

Gin And Juice In My Pants - Snoop Dogg

School of Hard Knocks In My Pants - P.O.D.

Rocket In My Pants - Smashing Pumpkins

My Goddess In My Pants - The Exies

We've Had Enough In My Pants - Alkaline Trio

Feeling Way To Damn Good In My Pants - Nickleback

Where The Boys Fear To Tread In My Pants - Smashing Pumpkins

Creatures In My Pants - 311


Ya, thats about enough. Note that i dont like some of these songs, but i have alot of crappy music on my computer from stealing it from my friends computers.

Come on feel the noise in my pants-Twisted Sister

chop suey in my pants-SOAD

This is funny! :lol:

This is kind of like adding "in bed" to the end of fortunes in fortune cookies :D

Like A Virgin In My Pants - Madonna
Toxic In My Pants - Britney Spears (OMG!...ROFL)
The Dance In My Pants - Garth Brooks
The Boy Is Mine In My Pants - Brandy and Monica
Silence In My Pants - Delerium ft. Sarah McLachlan
I Will Always Love You In My Pants - Whitney Houston
Like A Feather In My Pants - Nikka Costa
Creep In My Pants - Radiohead

That's all I can think of.

Roses in my pants - OUtkast
Nas is like in my pants - Nas
Hate me now in my pants - Nas
Made you look in my pants " "
This Time Imperfect in my pants - AFI
...But home is nowhere in my pants - AFI
Huricane in my pants - Bob Dylan
One love in my pants - Bob Marley

Trouble in My Pants - Coldplay
Yellow in My Pants - Coldplay
Spies in My Pants - Coldplay
Fire In My Pants - Jimi Hendrix

Wow, the Coldplay ones turned out well... :D

Dark Center of the Universe In My Pants - Modest Mouse
The Good Times are Killing Me In My Pants - Modest Mouse
Pinch Me In My Pants - Barenaked Ladies
Bones In My Pants - Radiohead

Little Green Men In My Pants - Leningrad Cowboys

I don't want them in my pants. :(

We do this with fortune cookies, except we add "in bed." The other day I got "Assert yourself; your ideas are worth while in bed."

Wannabe In My Pants - Spice Girls

Isn't It WonderFul In My Pants - Rikki

Say You'll Be There In My Pants - Spice Girls

I Wanna Love You Forever In My Pants - Jessica Simpson

Ordinary World In My Pants - Duran Duran

BOOM In My pants - System of a Down (xD)

The Real Slim Shady In My Pants - Eminem

Hot In Herre In My Pants - Nelly

Freak on A Leash In My Pants - KoRn

Get Another Boyfriend In My Pants - Backstreet Boys (OMFG LMFAO)

Oops I Did it Again In My Pants - Britney Spears

Candy In My Pants - Mandy Moore

I Hope You Dance in My Pants - Lee Ann Womack (there KB I named a country song)

Hold Me In My Pants - Savage Garden

Crash and Burn In My Pants - Savage Garden

Stairway to Heaven In My Pants - Van Halen

Lets Get Retarded In My Pants - Blackeyed Peas

I Drive Myself Crazy In My Pants - Nsync (xD)

I'll Be There For You In My Pants - The Rembrants

All The Small Things In My Pants - Blink 182

Gettin' Jiggy Wit It In My Pants - Will Smith

Drowning In My Pants - Backstreet Boys

The Sign In My Pants - Ace of Base



Funny Stuff....thats all I could think of at the moment...alot of it I don't like, some of it I actually do like, but I just used what popped into my head first. xD

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Originally Posted by ShlupQuack

We do this with fortune cookies, except we add "in bed." The other day I got "Assert yourself; your ideas are worth while in bed."

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Yeah my mom does that :-/

Hammerfall - Legacy of Kings in my pants
Hammerfall - Hearts on Fire in my pants
Dimmu Borgir - The Old Man's Child in my pants
Tom Petty - Refugee in my pants
Atreyu - A Song for the Optomists in my pants
Atreyu - Someone's Standing on my Chest in my pants
AC/DC - Big Balls in my pants

U in my pants - S.E.S.
Fell in love with a girl in my pants - The White Stripes
Long way down in my pants - Goo Goo Dolls
Pieces of me in my pants - Ashlee Simpson
I will survive in my pants - Cake
I met Oprah Winfrey in my pants - Kanye West
Without me in my pants - Eminem
Stand up in my pants - Ludacris
Weak and powerless in my pants - A Perfect Circle
Down in my pants - Blink 182

That's ten there. bold is original title. :P

You've got to die for your government in my pants- Anti-Flag
Stranger than Fiction in my pants - Bad religion
Easy Skankin' in my pants-Bob MArley
Atomic Garden in my pants- Bad Religion
Parasites in my pants- The Subhumans
Sweet Leaf in my pants- Black Sabbath
Crazy Train in my pants - Ozzy
Get up Stand up in my pants - Bob Marley
Riot!! in my pants - the casualties
Breaking out in my pants - clit 45
So Long in my pants - The Virus
Saltydog in my pants - Flogging molly
Hybrid Moments in my pants - the misfits
Rockin' in the free world in my pants - neil young
My Vagina in my pants - NOFX
Blitzkrieg Bop in my pants - The ramones
Feel so numb in my pants - rob zombie
Pretty Vacant in my pants - the sex pistols
Gimme danger in your pants - the stooges
Detonation in my pants - strike anywhere
Peroxide in my pants - the subhumans
Forest in my pants - system of a down
Deer dance in my pants - system of a down
Mr. Jack in my pants - system of a down
Once in a lifetime in my pants - talking heads
False hope in my pants - the unseen
Beat it in my pants - michael jackson

whew... thats all i can think of...

Eyes on me In Your Pants - Faye Wong xD
Knee Deep In Your Pants- CKY
My Promiscuous Daughter in your pants - CKY


that's all i can think of right now....

Pirate In My Pants - Jolin Tsai
Tornado In My Pants - Jay Chou
To Hell We Ride In My Pants - Lostprophets
Burn In My Pants - Usher

:D

Shut up in my pants - Black Eyed Peas
Sorry seems to be the hardest word in my pants - Blue feat Elton Jonh
Frozzen in my pants - Maddona
I'm with you in my pants - Avril Lavigne
Nobody's listening in my pants - Likkin Park
Gouing under in my pants - Evanescence
Hello in my pants - Evanescence
Points of Authoroty in my pants - Likkin Park

Smells Like Teen Spirit In My Pants-Nirvana
Hitchin A Ride In My Pants-Green Day
Control In My Pants-Puddle Of Mudd
The Evil That Men Do In My Pants-Iron Maiden
Feelin Way Too Damn Good In My Pants-Nickelback

I Love My Duck In My Pants ~Veggietales.

The Dark of the Soul In My Pants - McKennitt
Conquest of Paradise In My Pants - Vangelis
Ave Maria In My Pants - Beethoven
Allegro Con Fuoco In My Pants - Dvorák
Moronstemning In My Pants - Grieg
Toccata and Fugue in D Minor In My Pants - J.S Bach
Spam Song In My Pants - MPython
The Dance of the Furies In My Pants - Gluck
Requiem Dies Irae In My Pants - Mozart
Hellfire In My Pants - Frollo's solo in Disney's the Hunchback of ND
Air Ur Orkestersvit Nr 3 D-Dur In My Pants - Bach
I Betcha They Won't Play This Song On The Radio In My Pants - MPython
Fly Me To The Moon In My Pants - Sinatra
Killing Me Softly In My Pants - Sinatra
I did it my way in my pants - Sinatra
New York, New York in my pants - Sinatra
Oliver Cromwell in my pants - MPython

Paradise in my pants in my pants - Meat Puppets

I can't breathe in my pants - Audiovent
Fear of the dark in my pants - Iron Maiden
Run to the water in my pants - Live
Forever in my pants - Stratovarious (Somehow, I really liked this one.)
Last drop falls in my pants - Sonata Arctica
Until it sleeps in my pants - Metallica

50 ways to get bin laden in my pants - Weird Al Yankovich

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Originally Posted by Levian

Forever in my pants - Stratovarious (Somehow, I really liked this one.)

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VARIUS :mad2: :mad2: :mad2:

I know I know. It was a typo :(

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Originally Posted by Levian

I know I know. It was a typo :(

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Trust a norwegian, fool me once... Shame on you... Fool me once... I won't be fooled again. >:O

"This Old Guitar In My Pants" - John Denver
"How Do You Like Me Now In My Pants" - Toby Keith
"Let's Talk About Me In My Pants" - Toby keith
"Three Wooden Crosses In my Pants" - Randy Travis
"Tough Little Boys In My Pants" - Gary Allan
"I Melt in my Pants" - Rascal Flatts

i recall a certain beer-drinking card game played with a certain golden-brown spirit that involved rule-inventing with every drawn King; after the first, we were ending every statement with "in my pants" and after about three minutes - the main rule being that drawn number cards below five denote taken drinks and the rest, drinks to be granted as the player sees fit - it'd become game-stoppingly hilarious.

Folks say the Powers That Be invented whiskey for fear the Irish might otherwise rule the planet.

Saliva

click click boom in my pants

Stephen Lynch

Altar boy in my pants
Bitch in my pants
For the ladies in my pants
Gerbil in my pants
If I were in my pants
Kill a kitten in my pants
Little asian man in my pants
Mothers day song in my pants
Special fred in my pants
Special olympics in my pants
Superhero in my pants
Taxi driver in my pants
What if the guy from smashing punpkins lost his carkeys, in my pants
When grandfather dies in my pants
You cought me spanken in it my pants
Hermaphrodite in my pants
I wanna F your sister in my pants
Tall glass of water in my pants

System of a Down

Boom in my pants
Suger in my pants
Toxicity in my pants

The Grid

Cotten eye joe in my pants

They might be giants

Beer in my pants
Fishheads in my pants
Istanbul in my pants
Minimum wage in my pants
Particle man in my pants
Robot paradein my pants

Hah, verry funny



more to come...

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Originally Posted by Kirobaito

"Let's Talk About Me In My Pants" - Toby keith

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That should say: "I Wanna Talk About Me In My Pants" - Toby Keith

As for mine:
Country
"Beer For My Horses In My Pants" - Willie Nelson and Toby Keith
"Save a Horse, Ride A Cowboy In My Pants"- Big & Rich
"Good Morning Beautiful In My Pants" - Steve Holy?
"I Got A Feeling I My Pants" - (I don't know the artist! Help me out, KB)
"Any Man Of Mine In My Pants" - Shania Twain
"Little Girl In My Pants" - John Michael Montgomery
"Sold In My Pants" - John Michael Montgomery
"Impossible In My Pants" - Joe Nichols?
"Kiss This In My Pants" - Aaron Tippin
"Redneck Woman In My Pants" - Gretchen... (Help me KB)
"Don't Take The Girl In My Pants" - Tim McGraw
"Ready To Run In My Pants" - Dixie Chicks
"The Good Stuff In My Pants" - (Help Me KB)
"Chain Of Love In My Pants" - (Help me KB)
"Breathe In My Pants" - Faith Hill?
"Son Of A Preacher Man In My Pants" - Dusty Springfield
"Elvira In My Pants" - The Oakridge Boys
"Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer In my Pants" - Cledus T. Judd
"Stephon, The Alternative Lifestyle Reindeer In My Pants" - Cledus T. Judd
"My Cellmate Thinks I'm Sexy In My Pants" - Cledus T. Judd
"Come Home Soon In My Pants" - SheDaisy
"I'm All Right In My Pants" - Shania Twain
"Whiskey Girl In My Pants" - Toby Keith
Other
"Milkshake In My Pants" - Kelis
"real Emotion In My Pants" - Jade/Sweetbox
"Boyfriend In My Pants" - Sweetbox
"Lighter Shade Of Blue In My Pants" - Sweetbox
"Cinderella In My Pants" - Sweetbox
"Little Brown Haired Boy In My Pants" - Sweetbox
"Simple and Clean In My Pants" - Utada Hikaru
"Ring Around The Rosy In My Pants" - Traditional Children's Song
"Mary Had A Little Lamb In My Pants" - Traditional Children's Song
"You Shook Me All Night Long In My Pants" - AC/DC
"Only Hope In My Pants" - Mandy Moore
"The Rose In My Pants" -Bette Midler
"Yoda In My Pants" - Weird Al Yankovic
"Dreamin' In My Pants" - Selena
"I'm Real In My Pants" - J-Lo
"Cat Scratch Fever In My Pants" - Ted Nugent
"Count On Me In My Pants" - Whitney Houston
"Never Had A Dream Come True In My Pants" - S Club 7
"Dare To Dream In My Pants" - Paul Begaud
"Take My Breath Away In My Pants" - Jessica Simpson

I'll have more of 'em later. Great game!

A profound hatred of man in my pants Shai Hulud
Fragile in my pants The Hope Conspiracy
Dilated in my pants Atreyu
Modern Man in my pants Bad Religion
You mess with one bean, you mess with the whole burrito in my pants Death By Stereo
I wouldnt piss in your ear if your brain was on fire in my pants Death By Stereo
Mushy Love song in my pants Tsunami Bomb
Last Caress in my pants Misfits
Wish you were there in my pants Frenzal Rhomb
Come Dancing in my pants Good Riddance
Hands Down in my pants Dashboard Confessional
Stop the Insanity in my pants Leftover Crack

Oh these are funny! =D

Chaos

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Originally Posted by Ansem

That should say: "I Wanna Talk About Me In My Pants" - Toby Keith

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Errrr...yeah. I should never just copy the title given in my Media Player. :p

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"Good Morning Beautiful In My Pants" - Steve Holy?

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Correct.

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"I Got A Feeling I My Pants" - (I don't know the artist! Help me out, KB)

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Billy Currington

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"Impossible In My Pants" - Joe Nichols?

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"The Impossible." But yeah, Joe Nichols.

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"Redneck Woman In My Pants" - Gretchen... (Help me KB)

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Wilson.

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"The Good Stuff In My Pants" - (Help Me KB)

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Kenny Chesney. One of my favorite songs, mind you.

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"Chain Of Love In My Pants" - (Help me KB)

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Clay Walker

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"Breathe In My Pants" - Faith Hill?

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Correct.

Thankies

I got more country:

"Too Much Fun In My Pants" - (Help me out)
"Flesh and Blood In My Pants" - Emmylou Harris
"I Walk The Line In My Pants" - Johnny Cash
"Rodeo In My Pants" - Garth Brooks


I'll edit this later and add more

Daryle Singletary

Thanx

"Baby Got Back In My Pants" - Sir Mixalot
"Ride In My Pants" - Sir Mixalot
"I Got game In My Pants" - Sir Mixalot

We all live in a Yellow Submarine In My Pants - Beatles
I'm Bad In My Pants - Michel jackson

The Man With The Machine Gun In My Pants - FF-VIII OST

Lol, you can do pretty neat things with this :D

Today In My Pants
Hummer In My Pants
Mayonaise In My Pants

Good old Pumpkins.

All The Love In The Universe In My Pants- Carlos Santana
Better Days In My Pants- The Heptones
Girls In My Pants- Death in Vegas
Melodies of Life In My Pants- N. Uematsu
J-E-N-O-V-A In My Pants-N. Uematsu
Deathblow In My Pants- Deftones
Change In My Pants-Deftones
Imagine In My Pants- John Lennon
Smells Like Teen Spirit In My Pants- Nirvana
My Hero In My Pants- Foo Fighters


HaHaHaHa.... yah. :greenie:

Relient K

-Chap sticks, chap lips, and things like chemistry in my ants
-Mood rings in my pants
-Falling out in my pants
-Forward motion in my pants
-In love with the 80's in my pants
-College kids in my pants :D
-Trademark in my pants
-Hoopes I did it again in my pants
-Over thinking in my pants
-I am understood in my pants?
-Getting into you in my pants
-Gibberish in my pants
-From end to end in my pants :)
-Jeferson aeroplane in my pants...just sick

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Originally Posted by square_is_the_best

Relient K

-Chap sticks, chap lips, and things like chemistry in my ants
-Mood rings in my pants
-Falling out in my pants
-Forward motion in my pants
-In love with the 80's in my pants
-College kids in my pants :D
-Trademark in my pants
-Hoopes I did it again in my pants
-Over thinking in my pants
-I am understood in my pants?
-Getting into you in my pants
-Gibberish in my pants
-From end to end in my pants :)
-Jeferson aeroplane in my pants...just sick

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w00t, another Relient K fan! :thumb:

So which one is the funniest so far? :p

YELLOWCARD: "way away" in my pants
LOSTPROPHETS: "ride" in my pants
MASE: "welcome back" in my pants
BUBBA SPARXXX: "back in the mud" in my pants
I cant remember this bands name: "stupid girl" in my pants

Simple and Clean in my pants
Boom in my pants
She bangs in my pants
(that last one is really funny)

I've been on a country kick lately. These are some of the funnier songs I could think of.

Garth Brooks
The Thunder Rolls in my pants
Unanswered Prayers in my pants
Same Old Story in my pants
Mr. Blue in my pants

Joe Diffie
Pickup Man in my pants
So Help me Girl in my pants
I'd Like to Have a Problem Like That in my pants ( XD!!! )
Junior's in Love in my pants
Good Brown Gravy in my pants

Travis Tritt
Ten Feet Tall and Bulletproof in my pants ( XD!!!! )
Foolish Pride in my pants
Hard Times and Misery in my pants ( O_o )

Aaron Tippin
You've Got to Stand for Something in my pants ( XD!!!! )

Led Zeppelin - What is and What Never Should Be in my pants.
Led Zeppelin - Heart Breaker in my pants.
Led Zeppelin - Sick Again in my pants.
Black Sabbath - Iron Man in my Pants.
Metallica - Master of Puppets in my pants.
Offspring - Why Don't you Go get a Job in my pants.

I was about to make the in bed fortune cookie remark, until I realized Shlup Quack already mentioned it.

Elvis Costello- Alison In My Pants
Led Zeppelin- Rock and Roll In My Pants
Daft Punk- One More Time In My Pants
Coldplay- Yellow In My Pants

hey you in my pants - pink floyd
sad but true in my pants - metallica
whole lotta love in my pants - led zeppelin
big machine in my pants - velvet revolver
head like a hole in my pants - nine inch nails
hey jude in my pants - the beatles
welcome to the jungle in my pants - guns n' roses

i was going to do 'sweet child o' mine' by gn'r, but that's sickening

The Dark of the Matinee in my pants - Franz Ferdinand
40' in my pants - Franz Ferdinand
Buddy Holly in my pants - Weezer
I'll Find You in my pants - Hundred Reasons
I Miss You in my pants - Blink 182

This game's fun. :D

How bout some nin?

something I can never have in my pants.(sounds like someone couldn't achive an orgasm...)
wish in my pants.
sin in my pants.(sounds dirty...I like it!)
closer in my pants.
somewhat damaged in my pants.(0_o.....bringing a new meaning to 'too much fun'!)
a warm safe place in my pants. XD
Suck in my pants. XD