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So I met this guy at work, and he's about the same age as one of my cousins, and has the exact same style of humor as that same cousin as well. I'm beginning to wonder if he really is my cousin or not, other than the fact that he looks different. Come to think of it, I haven't heard from that cousin in a while... is he really my cousin?
No, unless he has one of those Mission Impossible masks on.
*gasp* FACEMASKS! Except he's an entirely different skin color, so... BODYMASKS!!
Why don't you just ask if he's your cousin? ;o
You could try to sleep with him and if your babies come out deformed then you know he was your cousin.
Shlup, I can't make babies with other guys. It's a genetic thing. :(
T3: You miss the point. Allow me to visualize.
Point --------------------------------------------------------------------------->>>>>>>>>>>>>
You
:exdee:
Besides, how do you make babies by just sleeping with someone? Is there some sort of baby fairy that sprinkles magic dust on your lady friend while both of you are asleep?
I'd draw a diagram, but the thread title's stopping me.
My cousins are female and very attractive. It's very rough on me whenever I visit them. :(
My cousins are female and very cute as well. But they're under 10 so it's rough on me in a different way (trying to keep up with them!).
HAH! 9 and 7 here! WHERE do they get all that energy?!
Sugar, likely.
Thank god my cousins are all ugly and the only semi good looking one you want to shoot as soon as she talks since she's so damn stupid.Damn I :love: my family. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Spaceman Spiff
My cousins are female, attractive, horny and hick. Come to think of it... nono. Actually, my male cousin from one side got together with my female cousin on the otherside. Althought they aren't blood related to each other and I'm blood related to both of them..
I don't know. :confused:
This thread has gone horridly, horridly wrong.
I agree with the thread title. *nod*
Actually it's a pixie.Quote:
Originally Posted by Yamaneko
YES IT IS YOUR COUSIN!
I myself have 3 first cousins. One is married, one is a ho, and one has an unhealthy fixation with lighthouses(No, really). Cool, huh? :D
I'm special because I have no first cousins.
Love me :love:
When i read this thread i thought it had to do with chu52 :p
I had a cruch on my second cousin once...but that's over now.
So this one time I was in some warehouse store with my dad and he went to go get a garden hose and I went to look at lamps to glue beads on and I SWEAR to you I saw my dad and I walked up to him and he was wearing the same kind of clothes as my dad and had the same glasses and facial hair BUT HE WASN'T MY DAD HE WAS A DOPPLEGANGER.
My 3 first cousins are all female and all ugly. Amanda is a churchy girl who would die of a heart attack if she knew that I am a bisexual. Rachelle is ugly and has horrible teeth, but it's kinda funny because she is a material girl and is dating the Cap'n of the FB team to boost her image. Erica is an all-around athlete and tomboy.
Oh yeah... real attractive. *vomits*
What'd chu52 do?Quote:
Originally Posted by nik0tine
I had a crush on my cousin once... I am so glad I'm over that one. :cool:
What about this:
"Well I did see something weird. One time I saw a man who claimed to be my uncle do something strange with a gardenhose."
"No, something weird JUST NOW."
"Oh, yeah."
"What was all that stuff about your uncle?"
"I keep telling everyone, he wasn't my uncle!"
"You wanna talk about it?"
"Get in the d@mn jeep..."
-red vs. blue
I'd have to say that is weird.
Apparently Chu posted porn.
*spams his own thread*
I have 37 first cousins. :eep:
Chu well, he posted explicit material...Quote:
Originally Posted by Erased
Both of my girl cousins are hot. It's a sad, sad situation. If only I lived in Arkansas. :(
I completely lost track of what I'm meant to be posting about, so I'll just say that people shouldn't make topics that have nothing to do with the thread titles and also that, with over 30 cousins/step-cousins, I have many hot cousins. I was going out with a girl before my Dad married her Aunt and made it all awkward (yet kinda funny), and we stuck together for a few months after that, too.
I don't have any cousins at all. Does that mean I'm lucky, or I'm missing out? :confused:
:D