A Toast to the Ladies Who Lunch II

1: There's a lady living somewhere, where it is I do not know.
But I long to write and tell her, that I love her so - I'll drink to that.

2: To women who struggles with the bare truth of motherhood, neglecting their personalities and heirs and ladies who fight their way back to life - I'll drink to that.

3: Stout hearted men who struggles with the insecurity of being with a strong woman, men who fears the lady and her way of thinking...men who quite often misses the point of being a woman - I'll drink to that.

4: Women who way too often goes to the gym to achieve their ideal perspectives of what a woman should look like, women who accepts the naked truth of how they look - I'll drink to that.

5: Women who are the target of the mans iron fist, women who blocks the path of the iron fist, women who manages to cope with the loss of the man that long since got away - I'll drink to that.

So, here's to the ladies who lunch, and here's to the men who can handle it - I'll drink to that :beer:

How about we skip the "lunch" and get to the drink?

I'm confused.


...and I'll drink to that!

This thread has confused me too, but it seems very "Go Women" to me, so :up:.

Cheers. Now, where's the vodka?

:mad2: Please don't mock and patronize me, I am trying to set an example for y'all :D

I like men better than women. Men are more sexy.

:exdee: JESUS, I feel like I'm in Switzerland...everything I shout out echoes right back in my face :whimper: is there anyone, that understands...or at least grasps my thread...just a little :confused:

Women and booze, yeah I get the point. Good one.

:cry: :( :crying: :weep: :whimper: :crying2:
(Chris; relax and remember that sunshine can be found)

The posts in this tread have made me laugh... I'll drink to that. :beer:

Maybe you should explain this more detailed! It doesn't seem like anyone understands the point. :rolleyes2

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Originally Posted by Kami

I like men better than women. Men are more sexy.

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Amen!

And Chris, unless I'm mistaken, it's a tribute to the trials of the average woman, correct?

Well, my main point was to show that no sex is superior to the other.
Women as well as men, struggles to make a living. I also wanted to state that the life gap between men and women is very big, and we often tend just to go about our own business in life. Why not get involved with life and strangers...you might get mugged as you walk the street...but on the other hand you might meet you soulmate...see my point??

So I guess my guess, albeit late, was close...

Without chicks we wouldn't be here. So kudos to them.

But they wouldn't be here without us either. :(

Women look so much better than guys though. I'll give them that much. :cool:

Very PC, Del. Very PC. :D

But yeah. Kudos to all the women out there, and a big YOU GO, GIRL!

Yes, I typed it on my computer.

As in politically correct wise guy.

Don't make me :twak: you!

Girls rock, the should be toasted

Girls are useful; without them, who would cook or clean? ;)

:eek: did he just say what I think he said ???

Yes he did.

But back on topic, I realized my own amazingness a long time ago, and there's no need ot tell me twice :)

*dittos foa* :)

[q="Chris"] did he just say what I think he said ???[/q]

If you thought I was making a joke about the proper roles of women in the 1950s, you are correct.

The joke is also funny, because in my household, my dad is the cook, and I've cooked for my girlfriend numerous times (while she has yet to do so for me)...and no one I know (of either sex) is good at cleaning.

What does this have to do with lunch? *is hungry*

women who try to grab a guys atteion by drasticly changing their looks and only prove to them selfs if she has to go through this then hes not worth thier time- i drink to that
women rule-i also drink to thet

1. A toast to the women who wash the down walls and sweep up the floor, hard working women - I'll drink to that.

2. Women with the wrong perception of "what it means to be a lady" and can't figure out the difference between a whore and a madam - I'll drink to that.

3. Off to the gym, claiming they're fat. Struggles against the weight of life, shedding the pounds of exhaustion - I'll drink to that.

4. Angela Lansbury wannabies, anxiously awaiting to get their part in yet another revival of Mame - I'll drink to that.

5. Broadway babies, whores of life, blood sucking leeches equal with = ladies who lunch - I'll drink to them :beer:

To the ladies who sacrifice their dreams to make their worlds right. I'll drink a whole lot to that.

stella was a diver and she was always down - i'll drink to that

*merged with other one because it's still active and girls can be too much of a pain to deserve two threads*