Funnest Scenes in ANY movie

just for tons of humor, which scenes from any kind of movie is the funnest, my are:

Hunchback of Notre Dame: when Laverne birds was heading to the soiders and she said "Fly My Prettiest! Fly! Fly!" just like the Wicked Witch of the West in The Wizard of Oz. :laugh:

Daddy Day Care: when the little boy use the bathroom and he said "I miss!", than Charlie took a peck and he look around all in a gross look. :chuckle:

Austin Powers: when Dr.Evil put his pinky finger near his mouth while he thinking. :lol:

The newsreporter scene with Jim Carey and the guy from The Daily Show. I couldn't breathe after watching that.

All of Monty Python and The Holy Grail. Hilarious, all of it.


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the newsreporter scene with Jim Carey and the guy from the Daily Show

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was that from "The Mask"?

Oh whoops, I thought I put what movie that was from--- Bruce Almighty.


:D

Monty Python. Any Monty Python is bound to have something good.

'You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut the hell up!'

The fight scene in "Anchorman" and the scene afterwards.

*Blah blah*
Brick: I stabbed a guy in the heart.
Ron: That's right. Brick killed a guy. Was that a trident?
Brick: Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire and I stabbed a guy in the heart with a trident.
Ron: Yeah, Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You may want to find a relative or a safe house and lay low for awhile, because you're probably wanted for murder.

xD Classic.

"I'm looking for Ray Finkle!"
*Man aims shotgun at eye*
"And a clean pair of shorts."

Jim Carrey, Ace Ventura

ummm Gabgooba, your have to post the scene AND movie!

Harold and Kumar go to White Castle:

(*Commercial on Pot use*)

Kid1: Dude just try this
Kid2: I dont know, weed impares ur judgement.
Kid1: Comeon just one puff.
Kid2: Well, ok (*Takes puff and starts laughing hysterically*)
Kid2: Dude im sooooo high.
Kid2 grabs gun.
Kid1: Hey what r u doing?!
Kid2: Dude im soo high nothing can hurt me. (*Blows his own brains out.*)

End commerical.

fight club when tyler jumps on lou knocking him to the ground after being beat up by him, face all bloody, and shakes his head getting blood all over lou then say "you dont know where ive been lou, you dont know where ive been!"

its a lot funnier if you watch it

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Originally Posted by Jebus

The fight scene in "Anchorman" and the scene afterwards.

*Blah blah*
Brick: I stabbed a guy in the heart.
Ron: That's right. Brick killed a guy. Was that a trident?
Brick: Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire and I stabbed a guy in the heart with a trident.
Ron: Yeah, Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You may want to find a relative or a safe house and lay low for awhile, because you're probably wanted for murder.

xD Classic.

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DAMN YOU JEBUS FOR STEALING MY FIRE!!! Anything by Brick in that movie is instant gold.

The extreme gas station part in H&K

The meeting after the fight scene in Anchor man.

Dumb and Dumber. The whole damn movie.

"kill Bill v.1"....the scene where lucy Lui's character chops off the head of a guy because he called her a "half-american/jap/chinese bitch!"

well i thought it was funny!

Monty Python and the Holy Grail has plenty of laughs:

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Originally Posted by Dennis

'You can't expect to wield supreme executive power, just because some watery tart threw a sword at you!'

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Originally Posted by The Narrator

'As the black beast lunged forward, escape for Arthur and his Knights seemed impossible. Then suddenly, the animator suffered a fatal heart attack, and the cartoon peril was no more.'

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Originally Posted by One of Brother Maynard's monks

'Raise thy Holy Grenade, taketh out thy holy pin. Then thou shalt counteth to three. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number thou shalt count shall be three. Four thou shalt not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then procedeth to three. Five is right out.'

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and so on...

The entire Scary Movie 3. That was the best one they've made. My friends and I were laughing the entire time.

My favorite scene was when they were spoofing the scene in Signs were the minister's wife is hit by some guy. and no, i don't think its funny the fact that she died. I just think the whole "food item" demonstration between the sheriff and minister is hilarious.

In Scary Movie 1 the whole scene with the cinema with Sidney's friend-don't remember her name-.Well all the scenes in Scary movies made me laugh but this one was so amusing. :laughing:

The whole of Monty Python and Fawlty Towers, but that wasn't a movie, it was a series, but so damn funny, the best show ever :D

Drop Dead Fred - The restaurant scene. I've never laughed that much in my entire life.

In Scary Movie 1 - Wen they were haviong sex and the boy took of her pants and it happereared lotrs of black hair and he said '80 style?!' and he got in a saw and cut all those haires. Scary Movie 2 when they are having dinner and they satrted putting their hands on the food and saying 'my microbes' and then the butler said and put the tiny hand 'my microbes' and everyone said 'Argh!'...
Scrary Movie 3 the last scene when the kid is suddenly ran over by a train or whatever... I cried so much!

oh my.... the boner seen in anchorman...

"i just thought i'd show you around town, the hot spots, you know. with you being new in town and everything. ....It's not a date."

*Giggle*

"What?"

"Ron, you have a massive erection right now" *camera pans out*

"I do not. It's an optical elusion caused by the stripes on my slacks..." *stumbles away bent over*


and the ENTIRE training medley in dodgeball

There's Something About Mary.

"Is that... is that hair gel?"

"we cannot stop here! This is bat country!"

The Nutty Professor

-when the hamsters broke out of the college in the first part of the movie.

-the first dinner scene with the Klumps.


The Mask

-any part with Carrey wearing the Mask.


Robin Hood: Men in Tights

-the 'Men in Tights' song, and the part where Rottingham meets Robin Hood.


Dracula: Dead and Loving It

-when Leslie Neilson (as Dracula) says in a high pitched voice: "Ranfield, you @$$hole!"


That's all I can think of right now.

Monsters, Inc.

The opening scene, where the monster is going to scare the kid. It's all dramatic and he get close to the kid, and the monster starts screaming in fear and all this commotion. And then it pans out and it was all just a simulation. OMG I couldn't stop laughing, I missed the next five mintues of the movie (I was in a theater).

I forgot to mention... Anything that Harry Doyle (played by the legendary Bob Uecker) says in the original Major League.

And out by an eyelash at third!

This is easy

Kung Pow Enter the fist: While the chosen one is training he does a backwards flip and starts spinning around in the air really fast then he slows down and then speeds back up again before landing :laugh:

South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut: This scene.
Cartman: Whats the big deal it doesn't hurt anybody :love::love::love::love: :love::love::love::love:ity :love::love::love::love: :love::love::love::love:
Mr. Garrison: Eric! How would you like to go see the school counselor!?
Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?
Mr. Garrison: ERIC! What did you just say!!?
Cartman: oh, I'm sorry I'm sorry. What I said was: *pulls out mega phone* How would you like to suck my balls Mr. Garrison?
Mr. Garrison: *stunned silence*
Stan or Kyle (I forget which): Holy trout dude.

Jay and Silent Bob Strike back: The scene right at the beggining when they're outside the convienience store and they sing the rap. Most awesome.

Kung Pow Enter the Fist: The rest of it. Funniest film ever by far.

X-Men, Wolverine walks through the metal detector at the Statue of liberty. Stabs the alarm then retracts all but the center claw. Cyclops laughs.

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Originally Posted by Strider

I forgot to mention... Anything that Harry Doyle (played by the legendary Bob Uecker) says in the original Major League.

And out by an eyelash at third!

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'Juuuuuust a bit outside.'

Monty Python's the Meaning of Life. The majority of the movie is really good. In particular, the entire section about war and the military.