A Newbie Thread

When was the last time someone made a newbie thread for someone else...? Ferenan was the first to make one for ButThePoncho, but I'm pretty sure at least one other person has done it since then.

Anyway, my friend joined today. His name is Dick, and he is very large. (He is a person and his name is Dick. That's his name, not his description.)

He has come to save us all from the terrible world without pie. He likes pie! Offer him some. You will be greatly rewarded.

This is a newbie thread for Super Phat Dick, known on AIM, LiveJournal, and Hotmail by the same name. Please say hello. Except you, Ashley, for he will eat you.

Oh noe Dick will eat me! ;___;

Hi Dick! We're best friends. Let's go shopping for panties together!

Hi, Dick! You know what's awesome about your name? The guy on 3rd Rock From the Sun was called Dick. And all the episode titles had something to do with the name Dick and they were all slightly obscene.

Man that was a good show.

Welcome! Yay!

As long as I don't have to see you try them on, and I can wear some as a mask.

EDIT: Hey, thanks, that show is funny.

Yes of course! Panty masks are a must!

I wish I was cool enough to do that.
Nice to meat dick you.
Yeah.

hey, Shlup says give you pie soooooo....... HAVE SOME PIE! *directs dick to a table with lots of pies on it* have as many as you like, itll come out of your weekly pay. also join myst by clicking on the link in my sig, its a nation within EoFF, its fun.

I will be happy to enjoy this pie with you, but I am already a member of another country. Thank you.

You think I would let my friend join a message board and then let him join someone else's country? Pah!

And, yeah, the Dick on Third Rock is cool. We all like to watch that show. The best episode was the one with the Black Student Union and then they tried to make a White Student Union and they couldn't because it was racist and that pretty much summed up high school for us.

I would give you pie, but I just ate it. So a 'welcome' will have to suffice for now.


welcome to eoff. #__#

Sup Dick, I met you once.

Starlight: Welcome to EoFF. Zefie, say hello to the nice member.

Zefie:.... sister, why is the new member fat?

Starlight: Bad AI! *smacks* be nice!

Zefie: wahh! ToT Shugo-saaaan! Starlight's being mean to meee!

Starlight: *sigh* please don't take offense at my AI. She's only 4 days old...

I like the user note nik0tine made for you.

Shlup takes care of me in a day care.

Hello... Dick.

I like your name, Dick. I'm immature so I giggled. :D

Hi Dick.

What, you wanted me to do something special or something? Kids these days... :rolleyes2

Thats one phat dick.

Dick's cool, except when he sucks. That's when I like to utter the phrase, "You suck, Dick!" And laugh hysterically.

Bad BJ! Immature! BAD!

kekeke

Hi Dick! I met people who have met you! I infiltrated ShlupQuack's private place with the help of Ashley and BJ. It was a wonderful group effort and it brings back memories full of pleasure and satisfaction.

I shall do this again one day and hopefully I will be able to meet Super Phat Dick wearing a panty mask. Then I can truely penetrate the depths of the relationships that Shlup has with her friends and finally satisfy myself with the excitement that will ensue.

Hi Dick. Welcome to the EOFF forum :)

Welcome to EoFF! :)

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Originally Posted by Winged Sorceress

I'm immature so I giggled. :D

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Originally Posted by Winged Sorceress

I like your name, Dick. I'm immature so I giggled. :D

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It's like that everyday we hang out with him! Sometimes we're just sitting there and I'm like "Hey... you're name's Dick!" and I laughed hysterically.

And yay BJ posted! xD

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Originally Posted by ButThePoncho

Dick's cool, except when he sucks. That's when I like to utter the phrase, "You suck, Dick!" And laugh hysterically.

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ahahahahahahaha

that was the best post ever.

Greetings, Shlu-*erm* Super Phat Dick. Here's 1000 Giga Points, and I'll refrain from any immature comments, because I want all of EoFF to know! I like DIck! (Damn...I tried...I really did...)

Hey Super Phat Dick,welcome.

I wonder if Dick will make more than two posts.

Your friends have funny names, Shluppy.

Hello, SPD. Welcome to EoFF. Stick around and post lots. :) :cat:

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Originally Posted by Del Murder

I wonder if Dick will make more than two posts.

Your friends have funny names, Shluppy.

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I think they get it from her. :D

it is hard to say what types of posts i will post, long or short. if what i am talking about needs a longer post then i shall give it a longer post. the real question is will i have the time to post and will you like what i have said.

also, i would like to thank all of those people who have welcomed me here to eoff.

EDIT: We like long and short posts but not double ones. Please use the edit button next time. -Murder

EDIT: good deal, i will keep that in mind -SPDick

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Originally Posted by Matty Pie!

I think they get it from her. :D

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Yeah, I made up TheAbominatrix and SuperPhatDick. xD BJ came up with ButThePoncho though!

And can you tell I typed for Dick the first couple of posts? Shift key, Dick! Shift! There are TWO of them for Christ's sake!

Weird thread.

:tumble: :tumble: :tumble: (I have so never noticed this smilie before)

Super Phat Dick? Sounds like a superhero.

I like NASCAR and there is a driver who's name is Dick Trickle. I laugh when I say his name but I can handle someone named Dick without giggling.
Welcome here, SuperPhat-ness and enjoy yourself! I hope to see you around a lot here at the forums!! :)

Hello Dick. As per request, I now offer you some pie. :D

:: waves ::

:: waddles away ::