Describe those EoFF Staffers!

For those of you that peruse the front site, you might have noticed that the Staff Page is a little out-dated. Rather than try to come up with witty bio's ourselves, we decided to let the general public of EoFF come up with them for us.

Yes, this is a contest if you're wondering.

What we are looking for are bio's for the current staffers, which includes:

1. Cid
2. Loony BoB
3. Farah, Arche, crono_logical, Guu, whatever...
4. Roogle
5. eternalshiva
6. Flying Mullet
7. bennator
8. CloudDragon
9. Heath
10. Kalinda (if she's even around)
11. Killy
12. Rainecloud
13. Strider

If you're not sure of what we're looking for in a bio, just check the existing bio's and that should give you a pretty good idea.

Now, for the rules/fine print:

1. PM me, Flying Mullet with your entries.
2. Please keep it civil. Giving the staffers a hard time is fine, just don't be mean.
3. Entries will be accepted for just over a week until next Friday, September 10.
4. Voting/selection will be determined after all entries are accepted.

So let's see those creative juices flow!

* Mod/Admin - Can you sticky this? Thanks. :) *

We need Bleys to make a new audio introduction to the important people that work on the site and staff the forums.

Yeah, I've been meaning to ask him. Those things are gold.

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Originally Posted by Zaphier

We need Bleys to make a new audio introduction to the important people that work on the site and staff the forums.

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Yeah.

Yes, but this competition is for the shtml page, not for a downloadable mp3 or anything. We're need the text since we need to redo the staff page. :) Spatty used to do 'em but he's not around lately and won't return my messages. ;_;

I miss Spatty ;_;

I think we all do really. =/ I see him around at tGA but still...

I see him alive in chat :p

Aren't the current ones gonna be redone too, for those that get to remain there? :p

If they want them redone. We mostly wanted to get bio's for those that don't have one, but if the others want theirs redone it's up to them.

I want mine redone :D

Added you to the list. :chef:

All of us. :)

Okay, updated. :chef:

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Originally Posted by Zaphier

We need Bleys to make a new audio introduction to the important people that work on the site and staff the forums.

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Bugger that. I don't have the power to make anything like that which would actually be funny anymore. It would just be an ignominious mess like all of the other times that I tried to force myself to top past, inspired works...case in point Frig8, which I never finished because it is utter trout. I don't care how popular Frig7 was (amongst smokers of crack cocaine), Frig8 isn't worth relieving onesself upon, and neither would any audio intro that I came up with now. Plus, it would be obsolete in two weeks. That's what happened both times before.

Does anybody have a link to that old audio introduction? I remember hearing that and laughing alot.

EoFF intro #1.
EoFF intro #2.

Leeza the Ninja wins again! :monster:

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Originally Posted by Mark

Bugger that. I don't have the power to make anything like that which would actually be funny anymore. It would just be an ignominious mess like all of the other times that I tried to force myself to top past, inspired works...case in point Frig8, which I never finished because it is utter trout. I don't care how popular Frig7 was (amongst smokers of crack cocaine), Frig8 isn't worth relieving onesself upon, and neither would any audio intro that I came up with now. Plus, it would be obsolete in two weeks. That's what happened both times before.

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Haha when'd you change your forum name to "Mark" you sissy?

This is my name. I was born with it.

*insert some random comment about someone's crotch*

Leeza is my new hero.

Dear Unne,

Die.

Yours truly,
Mark

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Originally Posted by Mark

This is my name. I was born with it.

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Sort of a creepy reply, but all right I'm feelin' ya.

Didn't I tell you I'd call the police the next time you did that?

http://loonybob.homestead.com/files/little.gif

Why not just save time and put that users usernotes as their discription?

:banbleys

Oh, you kids.

Okay, all EoFF members are fired. I didn't get a single submission for this contest. :(

Shame on you all. :mad:

I can do it, but it won't be witty or anything like that -- I'm no Spatvark. :p (We're like, butter and margarine; I'm margarine and Spatvark's like that super thick and creamy butter that nobody wants because it's so thick and you're like, "Er, this is butter? It's so thick" but then you want more of it because it makes bread taste so much better, as opposed to margarine which is used mainly in cooking and low-fat things.)

Go for it, Roogle. You can do it! :)

Sarcasm, please. Lots of sarcasm.

This can be closed now.