Yep... Its a newbie!

*Falls down through the clouds and lands hard on the floor. Dusting himself off the newcomer looks about with wide-eyed awe. In honour of this grand arrival the Newbie makes a post to announce it.*

Well met ye all!

So here I am, and my story starts now or so it would seem.
Im a total FF addict (Well obviously) and im also quite prone to any other RPG or a good RTS game.

Im looking forward to plenty of happy posting and of course... Much insanity! ;)

Ok enough from me... Im off to get 'a posting!

Hullo. :grover:

chaos: Welcome to EOFF

Rubedo: Hope you enjoy your stay!

Albedo: *Laughs maniacally*

Trowa: *Sits and stares and sits and stares and sits and stares and sits and stares*

*gets up of the ground* Hey, next time you come falling from the freaking sky, gimme a warning, eh? I don't like it when people land on me and nearly break my good typing hand. Darn new people...

Anyway, hello, welcome to Eye on Final Fantasy. Enjoy you stay, blah blah, you know the drill. See you around, unless you land on me again.

eep!newbie!:: waves :: ^_^ Welcome to EOFF Forum. :: crawls off to FF section ::

You're a newbie? I thought you were the voice of god come to bestow wisdom upon us all! THE NEXT ONE WILL SURELY BE GOD! :(

But as for you, I can see you getting a lucrative job within the Surinamese embassy within the next 5 years if you keep up the good work! Well done, Blitz_Ace, I am proud of you! :)

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Originally Posted by Rubedo

chaos: Welcome to EOFF

Rubedo: Hope you enjoy your stay!

Albedo: *Laughs maniacally*

Trowa: *Sits and stares and sits and stares and sits and stares and sits and stares*

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Ansem: chaos is the sensible one, Rubedo is the nice, 13 year old boy, Albedo is a freak, and Trowa is a vegetable.

Kounetsu: That's right! So, I can murder Albedo and Trowa, riiight?

Ansem: No! We don't need any blood on our hands!

Kounetsu: But it tastes sooooo good!

Ansem: Whatever... *gives newbie a batch of Yaoi Fudge Cookies*

Trowa: I am not a vegetable. I am a character from a famous anime called "gundam wing" with thousands of fanfictions written on fanfiction.net. I am sure that I am the cutest one. My hair covers my eyes, and I almost never talk. *Hands newbie a fresh batch of yaoi cookies* *Sits and stares and sits and stares*

Me: Hello!

Zefie: n00b...

Me: *smacks Zefie* don't mind her. she's just a little AI that has no manners and has this thing about telling what her first impression is about someone. she's very rude.

Zefie: It's a n00b that fell from the sky...

Me: *smacks Zefie again* Bad AI! I'm gonna charge Shugo even more for babysitting. He needs to teach his AI some manners. Sheesh. I'm never gonna let you be my muse on Fanfition.net if you keep acting like this...

Thanks ye all for the warm welcomes!

Ive gone all warm and fuzzy on the inside.... Oh wait, thats my stomach acid's playing up again... :p

well lets see here... fold this that way and..... take that corner and..... in half.... another fold here..... done! here, have an origami machine gun. *hands Blitz_Ace the machine gun* if you want i can make you some origami bullets for it too.

Goodeven, Blitz_Ace, and may your days be long upon the earth. I welcome you to EoFF. :)

Me:Some members bite. Some members' bites are venomous. Be careful!

Zefie: Some people have shops with remedies for the venom.

Me: Wow... Zefie's being a good AI! Maybe I'll let her be my muse after all.

Howdy, howdy, new guy.

Hey! You have a moomba as your avater! GO YOU! You get a moomba! :moomba: You should join Eizon. Just go to world of ff and join country.

Hallo.

Don't do anything these people tell you to do.

Only listen to me. Because I think. And therefore I know.

Now eat your toe!!

Hey there and welcome to the forums :)

Welcome to EOFF

Have a great time here

:meditate:

We have clouds now?

Hi. Have a good time.

Hey Blitz_Ace,welcome.

Mmm..isn't ANYONE going to taste the newbie hello..?

Oh well...it's all up to FreaQ...

*licks newbie* 'Mmm...tastes like chicken'

~~~'Hello Clarrisse...' - Hannibal Lecter

DANCING SPIDERMAN LINK

Three words. Nation of Zhem Welcome to EoFF

You'll fit in with the insanity part. Yup. :moose:

Hey Blitz_Ace, welcome to the forum. =D!

Me: Welcome to EoFF:

Me again lol: Have fun. ^__^

Me again AGAIN OMFGWTF!?!: what they both said. =D

Enough with the split personalities, I can't remember if I'm Triple T or if I'm Rubedo..


Hang on a second...


AHHHHH HELLAR THAR NEWBIE YOU ARE NEW tHAT S WH


That's why.

*pops a cap in the alter ego's butts*
Welcome to eoff! :D

Hey Blitz Ace! *Join Myst*

Heres 1000 Giga Points. *10,000 more if you join Myst*

Enjoy your stay. *Myst is the best...*

Darn you Myst! Darn You!!!!!

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Originally Posted by Giga Guess

Hey Blitz Ace! *Join Myst*

Heres 1000 Giga Points. *10,000 more if you join Myst*

Enjoy your stay. *Myst is the best...*

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*coughgiveothersachancecough*

*coughigraciosleygaveyoumystcough*

*coughsay"joinEizon"likemeandgiveeveroneachancecouch*

sorry bout that. i think i have the flu.

Oh! Did I mention Aura's pretty good too?

(THERE! You satisfied?)

chaos: Join Vincentland 'cause I have multiple personalities! Also, we are more plain and simple and give you a chance, rather than pushing the offer in your face *coughGigaGuesscough* Excuse me. Shouldn't someone say Robittussen?

Rubedo: Besides, I have it advertised everywhere in my sig, so it would be a shame if I put that to waste, eh? We have a president, a vicepresident, and three other members. Sound good to you? Many jobs are open at the time.

Albedo: *Laughs maniacally* That's right Rubedo, lure them into hell! *Laughs maniacally*

Rubedo: Shut up Albedo!

Trowa: *Sits and stares and sits and stares and sits and stares*

Umm hey welcome. I hope you stick around for atleast 2 weeks, unlike the last billion newbies we've gotten in the recent months.

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Originally Posted by Vincent06

*pops a cap in the alter ego's butts*
Welcome to eoff! :D

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Kounetsu: Oh you rotten S.O.B.! *Omnislashes V06* (Join Myst)

Ansem: What about the bullet in our @55? (Myst has the most members and is the best all around)

Kounetsu: I'm sure Dr. Giga Guess can help us. *drops pants and bends over* (Join Myst)

Ansem: Uh-oh... (Myst has the most members and is the best all around)

However, Karlin is worth a looksee....just as a tip.

(SEE?! I'm not totally selfish!)


But why's everyone being so MEAN to me?! :shame: :cry: :whimper: :crying: :weep:

Both: We're not being mean!

Ansem: Can I put our pants back on yet?

Kounetsu: NO!

Great, I think we scared him!

Than my work here is done.

*Leaves through the wall*

Another newbie scared off for good. I mean he probably thinks we're all crazy or something...*he's right, but we should've let him establish his presence before we reveal that...*

And I didn't mean you, Ansem. you know what I love, bay-bee!

http://loonybob.homestead.com/files/little.gif

:twak: Thank you sir, may I have another?
:twak: Thank you sir, may I have another?
:twak: Thank you sir, may I have another?

:screwy:

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Originally Posted by Giga Guess

:twak: Thank you sir, may I have another?
:twak: Thank you sir, may I have another?
:twak: Thank you sir, may I have another?

:screwy:

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chaos: xD

Hi

You seX0r-ed him, didn't you Thunday? DIDN'T YOU?!

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Originally Posted by Giga Guess

And I didn't mean you, Ansem. you know what I love, bay-bee!

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Ansem: *blushes* *snuggles Giga Guess to hide blush*

Kounetsu: *cough*Ansem'sonly15*cough*

SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH

yet onther newbie comes along, only to be scared away by people like me.

KOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAA NEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWBBBBBBBBBBBB

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Originally Posted by Ansem

Ansem: *blushes* *snuggles Giga Guess to hide blush*

Kounetsu: *cough*Ansem'sonly15*cough*

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Jailbait! JAILBAIT!!! AAAAUUGHHH!!!!!

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Originally Posted by Giga Guess

Jailbait! JAILBAIT!!! AAAAUUGHHH!!!!!

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chaos: Why does this always have to happen in newbie threads?

Because we must test the new blood. If this scares 'em off, what'll they do when they meet the wierd ones?

Trowa: Last time I checked, we are the weird ones...

Sir: Seriolesly guys. People Think your Contagios!

Ic:WTF??? I dont have mutiple personalties!! DAMN YOU!!!

*gets shot for being lame*

sorry

Giga: He's not contagious, right?

Omega: Bloood....I need bloood....

Giga: Where'd you come from? Ah well *represses Omega*

Ah! Much better.

:sweatdrop All these other personalities... Technically, Zefie Isn't my other personality. She just pops up every so often. Jeeze tho. You guys are getting weirder and weirder ...

I agree. Can we tone it down a bit on these personalities please? Thank you.

Bah. That was Omega's first and last appearance. Don't worry. I got my own schtick. Anyhoo, welcome!

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Originally Posted by Leeza

I agree. Can we tone it down a bit on these personalities please? Thank you.

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chaos: From now on, I think it should strictly stay for only me and Ansem...

Rubedo: *agrees*

Kounetsu: My sentiments exactly.

Ansem: I also think that Rubbers shouldn't have 5 personalities. Limit it to Rubedo, chaos and Albedo.

Kounetsu: Kill... Trowa...

Ansem: Be nice.

Kounetsu: *snuggles Giga Guess*

Ansem: Can I put our pants on yet?

Kounetsu: NO!!!

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Originally Posted by Ansem

Kounetsu: My sentiments exactly.

Ansem: I also think that Rubbers shouldn't have 5 personalities. Limit it to Rubedo, chaos and Albedo.

Kounetsu: Kill... Trowa...

Ansem: Be nice.

Kounetsu: *snuggles Giga Guess*

Ansem: Can I put our pants on yet?

Kounetsu: NO!!!

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chaos: We'll get rid of Seto!

Seto: What nooo!!!!!!!

Rubedo: I mean, Trowa's already in the duo. Look at the sig, man!

Albedo: *Laughs maniacally* I agree, take out Seto!

Seto: Alright, fine. Remember me, everyone :cry:

Trowa: Meh, small loss...

Me: Zefie will still make an appearence every so often...

Zefie: The program that makes me up is just too cute, right?

Me: *sigh* yeah... No wonder Shugo hates to leave you alone in 'The World' while he's gone. You're just so cuute!

Zefie: :x *hugs teddy*

There are four bodies here but 7 minds. My brain hurts from just thinking
OOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH