To my good friends, I leave...

I don't know about your middle school year books, but in mine, the 8th graders always got to make a will. For example, they'd say things like:

To Josh, I leave: Chocolate milk chunks, "Sexy beast!", and my 6th grade term paper.
Lacy, I leave: OMG HE IS SO HOT, good times, all my old barbies, and soap operas.

Stupid things like that. They'd leave them inside jokes, really.


Now, if you were to leave a will like this to your fellow EoFFers, who would you leave what?

You can leave as many people as many things as you want. Inside jokes, items, anything.

To the womens I leave my pants. Because I need them ironed.

To Spiff...I'd leave my iron. :)

i left nothing to the class bellow me.They called me greedy at graduation.Well,to the EOFFers,i again leave nothing. :p

To my friends and EoFF'ers, I shall leave my arse. You can do whatever you please with it; see if I care. Cuz I don't.

Del Murder " SUPER DELETE ", here's my head, maybe you can use it to close threads with.


(SPOILER) just kidding HAHAHAHA

To my fellow EoFF'es, I leave whatever I have in my pocket at the time. And better yet, I'll let you all fight for it.

To Giggles, I leave my camera, with hopes she can put it to better use than I have.
To everyone else- I have nothing else to give. :(

I'd leave my admin account to edczxcvbnm, that's for sure!

Seriously, though, I will actually include a few EoFF members in my will (when I finally bother to write it). Dunno exactly who or what but hey, they'll be there. Who knows... YOU might be able to have my EoFF hair collection!

To BoB I would leave my pills I take to keep me from going insane, because he obviously doesn't have any.

I would leave the power of the enforce to my once apprentice Bahamut2000X.

I would leave my fantasy baseball knowledge to Spuuky, because he needs it.

I would leave my Cid's Knight position to Calliope, so she can have ulimited pms.

To Linus I would leave my Ciddies trophies.

To Shlup I would leave custody of the lovechild we had together.

To eestlinc I would leave nothing because he would also be dead.

To Dixie:

I leave my body in the name of science for your disposal for dissection.

Ooh, that's a good point. I would leave my body to Bleys, since he was looking for a cadaver sorta recently.

My collection of ducks to Psychotic.

My computer for Rye, because she needs it :love:.

My anime and manga collection to Baloki.

My diary to anyone who wants my sercets :p.

My hentai and yaoi collection to Fuzakeru.

Lastly, my yuri collection to Joel.

To the Spam Brigade: I leave you number 3. Give it to L_D and promote someone else to number 4.

To Del: I leave you my Dodgers cap.

To Calliope: I leave all my Pink Floyd albums. :D

To eest: I leave all my classical music that I will no doubt aquire in years to come when my tastes become more sophisticated.

To Dr Unne: I leave my copy of Windows XP.

To RSL: I leave my shaving kit.

To BoB: I leave The Pimp.

To Leeza: I leave a few nalisniki.

To Shlup: I leave nothing.

To clout: I leave Windows ME.

To Raistlin: I leave my body.

To the rest of you: I leave you with the satisfaction that I'm gone.

Oh! I would leave Yams my half ownership in the Spam Brigade. How could I forget that?

To Czanthor the Magic Pants Knight I leave the nation of Latvia.
To the forums staff I leave various faulty mousetraps.
To YOU, dear and gentle reader, I leave a punch in the face. Or several. Oh yes. I can hit beyond the grave. I'll be like Thing in the Addams Family. I can picture it now. "Oh, Psy can't leave me my punch in the face he sux lol asl!!!!!!!!1111" when suddenly my awesome right hand, possibly after jumping through a flaming hoop while writing a theo...whatever about time travel (I told you it was awesome), comes along and smacks you in the face. :greenie:

To psy i leave my anti avril art and the walrus in my backyard.

I'd leave Aaron Boone to Del.

To Logan I leave all my work money, to use for things like new cameras, paid accounts/icons.

I leave Kane my Ninja Turtle movies.

I leave Shay any monkeys I may or may not own.

I leave Maggie my Maurices card, so when she finds one, she can use it.

I leave my husband Psy all our good years of marriage and all my cans of Spam.

I leave Moomba FFVIII.

Aaaaand, I leave everyone else my respect.

...Except a few of you that don't deserve it.

to Kikimm: I leave burglefickes

To Towns: You get back your folder, Bushy the Dandylion, the pigs in the cage ;_;, the 100% authentic piece of dead wood, and some other stuff probably.

Shaz: Runes, crystals, and anything that's UK Comedy'y.

G: My copy of On The Road, you cultured roadie you.

Gus: You shall be the acquirerer of all the NZ Music CDs I have left! Rar!

Eve: JIWE, and anything else of consequence.

Oh bloody hell. There's too many of you, and all of my stuff is at home and not recallable at this point.

Don't worry, everything will be labelled before I go. YOU GREEDY BASTARDS.

To everyone herre, I mandate that my PS2 be dismantled, and evenly distributed to each member who has posted at least 20 posts.

And my porn collection to Ansem.

i'd leave:

cucumbers to Mikztsu
salsa to Kishi
Merchant of Secrets to Spuuky
a hang glider to Calliope
lollipops to Daryl
tartar sauce to The Captain
and of course, I would leave nothing to Del Murder because he'd also be dead

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Originally Posted by Kilika

to Kikimm: I leave burglefickes

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Right back at ya brutha.


:D

chaos: To kikimm I leave: EVEN MORE BURGLEFICKLE!!!

To Rusty I leave the sequel of FFVIII that never came out

To Ansem I leave the "I apoligize to Kounetsu" booklet

To Giga Guess I leave more members for his nation.

To devilmaykickass I leave him his long, lost ass... :cry:

To TasteyPies I leave my pie

To Siric I leave my pet Moomba

To Ultima Shadow I leave my Shadow

To beatrix9 I leave the number 10

Mine said something along the lines of, "I leave nothing to nobody. It's all mine! HA!"

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Originally Posted by Rubedo

chaos:To Giga Guess I leave more members for his nation.

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Yay! Now just to shuffle Rubedo loose of this mortal coil...Oh, Rubey.....

I leave you all yourselves. {and be grateful}. Lol. And anybody can take my pretty pretty signature!

Bagels gets bagels, and sheffie gets condoms

If you don't eat the all first >:O

I will let EoFF fight for my first pipe from the first time i ever smoked..........................................Tabacoo. My enourmous collection of illegal cd's. My really old hand me down Sid Vicous shirt. And my first novel which i am writing and i have gotten 3 pages done in the last 2 years.

I will bury myself with my guitar. No one will ever take her away from me. In the world of the living or the dead.

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Originally Posted by Giga Guess

And my porn collection to Ansem.

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Ansem: *worships*

Kounetsu: I bow to no man!

Ansem: *begins to say a witty comment with sexual connotations*

Kounetsu: Don't even try it, boy!

Told ya so....

Kounetsu: Ansem's only 15! He can't legally possess pornography! That means that it all goes to me!

Ansem: Or it goes into a lockbox until I come of age. Or Giga could just follow the military saying, "Don't say, don't tell."

I'd leave PG my work clothes and none gets anything else :p oh and PG could have my pillows.

Ok firstly I leave Xander my UK Road Atlas so she wont ever get lost again (it might help)

Secondly to Rye anything from any of my pcs that will help take even if it is just the music files

Thirdly Calliope gets any and all caffiene based energy drinks in my possesion for herself (happy tweaking time)

Fourthly any JD in my possesion goes to all of you to have a bloody good party on my behalf and if you don't like whisky tough buy something else then :D

To Rusty if I'd leave a gold ring taht I have that is beautiful, it's my fav ring...
To Baloki all my songs, poetry, stories... (not many)
My PS well my PS is going with me for hell!

To Divinity I would leave you all my pretty sig's, my funky green hat (my fav hat ever) and my collection of jewelery :)

To Psy I would leave you my little wired kangaroo bombs and the boomerang shrapnel ;)

To Rubedo I would leave my beloved copy of FFVIII and the sequel of the sequel of FFVIII that never came out :)

To Kiki I leave anything I own that is orange or yellow :)

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Originally Posted by Ansem

Kounetsu: Ansem's only 15! He can't legally possess pornography! That means that it all goes to me!

Ansem: Or it goes into a lockbox until I come of age. Or Giga could just follow the military saying, "Don't say, don't tell."

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Well, I don't plan on shuffling loose this mortal coil any time too soone either, so...


OH! and my collection of swords (All 3 1/2 of them...) I leave to Jenova.Rebirth.

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Originally Posted by Winged Sorceress

To Giggles, I leave my camera, with hopes she can put it to better use than I have.

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oh yeah, you've rarely used that camera, Logiez. ^_^

I leave my Divine Penguin status to Female Ryuichi, the only other penguin I know. :D

To Psychotic, I leave all the NASHbeast corpses I own. Which is currently zero.

To Misfit, I leave any roadkill I might have caused over my years.

To Shoyku, I leave Misfit.

To Jebus, I leave all my trivia knowledge, that he may use it to the best of his ability.

To Rye, I leave all my SoaD stuff.

To Xander, I leave all my Blink 182 stuff.

To Kirobaito, I leave my Duke Basketball hat. w00t.

To Winged Sorceress, I leave Windows Media Player. ^_^