My microwave is possessed

My microwave is possessed and is now trying to communicate to me by beeping. I think it might be talking in morse code but I am far too lazy to decipher it. And whenever I start ignoring it, it starts beeping like crazy trying to get my attention. I think it might also be in control of my oven, because my oven has risen to high heat without me even turning the dial. And the problem is, I can't cook my food, because the microwave being possessed, it's too busy trying to talk to me to cook my food. :mad2:

So, have you or your kitchen appliances been haunted or possessed by a ghost? And how did you get rid of it? I'm hungry.

My oven barks at me :(

The water from my sink tap was brown and viscous once.

Also, the mini-freezer on top of my fridge spins around and telepathically throws all the stuff in the kitchen around.

My gas stove does.

You know that flick you have to flick to light the gas? Well sometimes it'll flick by itself for like over an hour ..."flick,flick,flick,flick"... It's SO creepy.

My sink makes a burping sound sometimes, no joke.

But I do have a haunted corner of my living room which I think is posessed by demons because it's a bare corner behind my couch and if something happens to fall or roll back there you will never see it again. I lost a YakBak (little Toy I had when I was 12), a cordless phone battery, a pair of sunglasses, a pair of headphones, and a Linken Park CD in it.

I'm possessed.

My sink once exploded. That was in my bathroom though. It was 3am and I went in to get ready for work and when I turned the knob it broke and water started shooting up onto the ceiling. It was funny.

I think my gramma may still be hanging around here, even though she's dead. Sometimes there's pee in the toilet and it isnt mine xD

Yeah, I thought my microwave was possessed once but he said he was just having a bad day.

Who cares if Del's microwave is possessed? he could just delete it anyway, right?

Don't let him hear that. He can be a bit cranky in the evenings.

http://www.geocities.com/halanbl/microhell.txt

I'm scared!

*laughs histerically* ~sorry just getting mental pictures

Spiff, you can't just go using images that you created for me two years ago, even if you did make it. Especially since it features MY OWN demonic microwave, my foonut, and a portrait of myself.

I just find it odd that such a picture actually has a use.

*freaks out* WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?!?!?!??!?!!! :eek: :confused:

Yes. My microwave once convinced me to "accidentally" put my retainer on the plate that I was warming my food up on. It coersed me to want to light it on fire. But that was years ago, and we're both past all that now. :rolleyes2


:D

My kettle boils itself when I'm not looking at it. I'm used to it, I think its funny :)

The radio in my truck is possesed. I'll be listening to a station and all of a sudden it will switch to cd mode. Also it will suddenly turn off and when I turn it back on all my presets will be gone and my bass and treble settings gone. I think god is punishing me for listening to the evil that is rock n roll.

There's something strange!
In the neighbourhood!
Who you gonna call?
GHOSTBUSTERS!

http://www.atnf.csiro.au/people/Mich...ostbusters.png

I bet it was that jerk Slime that was behind it all. Because he's bad and evil and deserves to be stamped on.

Now my coffee machine has turned against me :'(

There's your culprit right there:

http://www.xmenclan.org/slimer.gif

Tripod sucks.

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Originally Posted by Meat Puppet

Tripod sucks.

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If you put your microwave on a tripod no wonder it gets a bit cranky

I was hoping by posting my problems at an internet forum I'd run into an appliance exorcist sooner or later. The local priest wont touch it with a large stick.

APPLIANCE EXORCIST I AM!

Rather, I'm a divine penguin. But that gives me special powers.

*exercises your microwave*

there, it got a good workout. now to delete the demons.

*psst, demons. stay in there*

DEMONS, COME OUT!

there ya go.

Has anyone ever microwaved a brick? I am curious.

Quickly! You need an old priest and a young priest! The power of Christ compells you! The power of Christ compells you!

Nonononnonon....


Get some silver bullets and a wooden stake....

STABBITY

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Originally Posted by Siric

Nonononnonon....


Get some silver bullets and a wooden stake....

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Why not just heat up a normal steak and then eat it? A wooden one will catch fire! And silver!?!? That'll blow it up!!:eek:

*microwaves a brick*




No. It broke my tray because it slipped from my fat greasy fingers when trying to put it in. Now my microwave is broken and possessed ;_;

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Originally Posted by devilmaykickass

Why not just heat up a normal steak and then eat it? A wooden one will catch fire! And silver!?!? That'll blow it up!!:eek:

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Exactly!! only way to take care of a possed microwave!! BOOM!! :cool: !!

Maybe it just wants some pizza rolls?

You should have a deep discussion with your microwave. It just wants some love.