Your Friday Night Thread About Rabbits and Drugs!
A rabbit was hopping through the forest when he came upon a giraffe
rolling a joint.
The rabbit said, "Giraffe, don't do drugs. Come run with me through
the forest." the giraffe looked at the rabbit, then at the joint.
He dropped the joint and ran off with the rabbit.
They came upon an elephant snorting cocaine. The rabbit said,
"Elephant, don't do drugs. Come, run with us through the forest."
The elephant looked at his razor blade and mirror, tossed them away
and began running with the rabbit and giraffe.
The three animals then came across a lion about to shoot up.
The rabbit said, "Lion, don't do drugs. Come, run with us through
the
forest."
The lion looked at the rabbit and then at the needle. He put down
the
needle and started to beat up the rabbit.
Horrified, the giraffe and elephant asked, "Lion, why are you doing
this? He was trying to help you."
The lion answered, "This little *snip*? He makes me run around the
forest like a *snip* idiot every time he's on ecstasy."
Do NOT go around the swear filter. In fact, don't even use words that require the use of a swear filter. ~ Leeza
