I was watching VH1 yesterday, and I found out how some lady made a DRESS out of credit cards. You sure can do a lot with them so...
100 Uses for a Credit Card:
1. A fast way to become completely broke.
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I was watching VH1 yesterday, and I found out how some lady made a DRESS out of credit cards. You sure can do a lot with them so...
100 Uses for a Credit Card:
1. A fast way to become completely broke.
2. To make yourself look un-broke.
3. They make excellent emergency ice scrapers
4. Use it to buy things. :cool:
5. Flinging peas across a room at someone.
6. Buy online :D
7. Use it to buy a phone, so that you can apply for further credit cards.
8. Put it in your mouth.
9
breaking into oldschool door locks
10
gambit costume
11. Selling it to your friends and them having them arrested for credit card theft, earning lots of cash in the process. :D
12. As the source of stupid topics to post on General Chat. ;)
13. Buy me things.
14. Provide terrorist funding.
15. To arrange cocaine lines.
16. To purchase said cocaine.
To provide freedom funding :D LOLzQuote:
Originally Posted by devilmaykickass
18. To provide me funding?
19. They're satisfying to destroy.
20. To make shiny shrines with.
21. To fling Ninja... Rectangles at enemy bases. :eek:
22. To sharpen and throw at George W Bush in hopes that it cuts a blood vessel and he bleeds to death.
23. To use instead of a ruler.
24. To clean your nails.
It doubles as a painful condom :cool:
so do you :D
26. great for picking bits of food out of your teeth! :D
27. To contribute to the Bush Assasination commitee.
28. A tiny crappy shield for George Bush... ?
29. Buy a 1000 dollar sniper rifle and whatever on a cyenide pill.
30. To pay expenses in moving to a different country.
31. Shot glass coasters
32. Allow for continued employment for Mastercard voiceover fellow.
Take care all.
33. Playdough cutter
34. Kinky sex.
35. Dual weapon.
36. Identity theft.
37. To play FFXI.
38. To get suckered into so many internet scams.
39. To build credit.
40) To give your mother something to take away from you.
41) To use so your mom doesn't have to come with you to pay for your school books.
42) 'Cause I always forget to go to the ATM.
:love:Quote:
Originally Posted by Not At All Reno
43. To buy dinner.
" :love: "
She does have a point, credit cards can make people happy, so I guess that counts as a "Use" as well.
Take care all.
45) Helps you pick up chicks by making you look richie-rich.
46. Get stuff you really need when you in reality have no money. :D
47. You can chop vegetables with it. Well, some of them at least.
You know, you could be persecuted for saying something (inciting for or encouraging the murder of a public figure, etc).Quote:
22. To sharpen and throw at George W Bush in hopes that it cuts a blood vessel and he bleeds to death.
And, errr... using it to vent yourself?
49. To make those "Identity Theft" commercials where the guys have girl voices.
50. To make commercials.
51. To pay for a penny candy when you haven't a penny to your name.
52. As an alternative to paying with cash at a bar.
53. As a very very small spacer when trying to make something level.
54. To buy a plane ticket to go see Brian Carpey in person
55. Bail money(carpey doesn't like surprises i'm sure)
56. The return plane ticket b/c you forgot to buy a round-trip ticket b/c you didn't think you'd be returning so soon.
57. Chionos, Chionos#2, Krisis, Bach, and MrBiggs
58. PORN!
59. Gold digger's aphrodisiac.
You're just waiting for me to come there aren't you?Quote:
Originally Posted by Giga Guess
60. For PayPal stuff? :o
61. Airline Tickets
62. Bail
63) Tiny animal dinner plates.
64. Bribery to unban HOOTERS. :(
65. Mall raid!!!!
66. Import a mail order bride.
HEAR HEAR!Quote:
Originally Posted by devilmaykickass
67) Bribery to free PeTeRL90!
68) Bribery to free that awesome guy who said that Cid Knights are like Shinra.
69) To do that funky lock pick thing that you see in movies and break into a bank, deposit more money into your account, withdraw it, repeat.
70. Cure Bush's Egomania
71. snap to make points and forge a weapon to take over the world
72. Stealing identical old ones, cutting them up, and then putting in a friends wallet when your out shopping, then watching them squirm when they come to buy something... ahhh fond memories.
73. To pay off your manwhore.
74. To draw cash from the ATM.
75. To buy webspace.
76. To pay an AOL bill.
77. To subscribe to Rolling Stone.
78. To get stoned.
79. To buy a new car.
80. To buy third world children off the black market.
81. To make a shiny dress (I actually forgot that one xD)
82. To look "cool" when you flash it.
83.To look foolish when it gets denied in a busy public place and the assistant shouts for his supervisor so EVERYONE knows you spent TOO much.
Heh.
Plasma TV: $4,000
Surround Sound: $1,000
Dinner for friends: $30
Showing them what a "Big Spender" you are by being caught overdrawn? Priceless.
84. To buy things you never actually plan to pay for.
lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Giga Guess
85. Make indents in paper.
86. Straight edge.
87. Cheap paper cutting aid when you have no scissors handy.
88) to remove snow that's frozen to the windscreen of your car..........though it could take a while
89. Use it as a last-ditch oar when on a boat in the middle of the atlantic.
90. To buy your roommate's girlfriend a heart-shaped box of cookies and make him jealous as hell. :cool:
91. Something to cut up
92. Something to eat
93. Something to steal
94. Something to buy anime with
95. Something to obsess over
96. Something to want
97. Something to use as kindling (burns nice and fast with all those gasses [May want to use gas mask)
98. Something to put in your wallet
99. Something to brag about
100.... I think that the starter of this thread should do the honers!
...I am so surprised nobody mentioned creating a gigantic ornate mosaic out of them for the floor of your pool. It's been done.
100. To unlock doors with!
So what happens now? O____o
Add more, maybe?
Lets go to 200!!! WOOT!
101. Bribery to stop credit card uses threads.
So what happens now? O____o
102. To throw at your sister when she won't shut up about her favorite TV show.
103. To use as cool jewellry
104. Reflect light off them to make pretty rainbows.
Just add water. :D
So what happens now? O____o
SPAAAAAAM!
I mean....I dunno, debate on Pros and Cons of Credit Cards?
So what happens now? O____o
Maybe you stop asking the same question?Quote:
Originally Posted by devilmaykickass
:p
So what happens next? o____O
The thread gets closed.