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And now here's an interesting thing about those Teddy Ruxpin things, y'know, those teddies that talk. I think. The guy that invented them used to own a pub. Called the Ruxpin Pub, I do believe. When he first bought it, he noticed a teddy bear in a cupboard, but decided to leave it there. It was OK at first, but then the bear began to talk to the staff at the pub! But it said nice things, so they didn't burn it or anything, although I probably would have done. So then the guy invented bears that talk to you electronically and named them after his pub!
I would have shot the bear until he called me queen of the darkness:D Then I wold have gotten him drunk so that he only said bad things