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Tis is now the official topiuc of this war!
To give you the lowdown, Vincentland and the others have declared war against my country. (They are all puppets by TT) He is telling them that I want to invade countries which I was joking about... They have all invaded my country and I have retaliated by sending mountain warroirs upon Vincentland and My soldiers to Stelaria. Post if you want to join the war and such!
OMFG
God damn 12 year olds. Theres no war you moron all you had to do was reply. Ya its stupid but im working on it.
Trumpet theif is not controlling me, if you have'nt realized yet i dont like you. And once we have real wars i will crush you and your nation.
YOU are a waste of space
Edit: P.S. i demand an age limit or at least a minimum intelligence for Eizon nation leaders.
Now now Carnage. This might be fun to watch. However, um, let's see how this goes. It'll be for fun. No one will win or lose anything as it's not official.
WHY DOES EVERYTHING HAVE TO DO WITH AGE?!?!?!! EVERYONE SAYS "OH, HE'S ONLY 12, HE'S NOT INTERESTING OR HAS ANY MEANING IN LIFE AT ALL!!!" WELL, YOU NEED TO GOYOURSELVES! JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE OLDER DOESNT MEAN YOU ARE ANYMORE MATURE!! YOU ALL THINK YOU ARE BIG AND TALL BECAUSE YOU'RE A LABELED "ADULT"! WHO CARES? WE'RE ALL THE SAME IN THIS
... that felt good...
EDIT: I can easily take over Stelaria... you have no members...
You forget Aura... Aura is "Helping" TT and Carney... And SSS is in the war as in the war as well...
Aquanacus has dispatched an SSOSFAD to each location. Our stance is as-of-yet unknown.
Well the nations are both under my control so i can use karlins army. *for proto* AZ was a member of AZtopia after he gave it to me. So isnt he technically a member of Stelaria?
proto how bout we add up the power and see who wins? Just to make it shut up.
Team A
Karlin-(Me)+4
Stelaria-(me)+ AZ?
SSL-Lots
Vincentland-Lots
Team B
Teardrop-(IT)+3
alone i over power you dip
YOU CALL ME "IT" ONE MORE TIME AND YOUR BLODDY FACE WILL BE SPLATTERED OVER THE WALL!!!
And, the only reason you are saying this is because you have about 7 allies that when combined to a total power will crush the entire land of Eizon...
AZ would still technically be Stelaria's local leader.
You guys posted while i was editing. AZ gave me aztopia, you approved it.
P.S. look how angry it gets :lol:Quote:
proto how bout we add up the power and see who wins? Just to make it shut up.
Team A
Karlin-(Me)+4
Stelaria-(me)+ AZ?
SSL-Lots
Vincentland-Lots
Team B
Teardrop-(IT)+3
alone i over power you dip. So hand over your land or shut the up.
Edit: o0o and proto could you PM leeza for me because i sent her 2 PM's but she never replied. Its about me being able to make topics in eizon again.
oooh, yeah, Agent proto said that you could add the power up todemolish me eh? FAT CHANCE! anyways, you may not attack or anything for 5 days because I counterattacked you, so I declare an attack against Stelaria! Feel my wrath... You can't call me "it"...
I never attacked you dumbass trumpet theif did. OMG pay attention. I repulse you you filthy peice of ass. And stop trying to bring in more nations. Eizons not ready for a WW.
Edit:Actually i might have i hafto check
Edit2: Trumpet attacked you. I was merely reinforcements if he needed them. if were smart you wouldnt
SO WHAT IF I AM IGNORANT YOU STUPID BILGERAT! THIS IS JUST A SIMPLE WAR THAT IS A GAME... YOU HERAME? A G.A.M.E! WHO CARES ABOUT WHO WINS SO STOP TRACKING MY POSTS!
No i dont think i do.Quote:
YOU HERAME?
Just give up a small piece of your land and well end it their.
You know what I mean you lil bastard...
by the way... WE'LL and THERE not well and their
Just give up a small piece of your land and it will end it their. okay? No more war?
ummm... lemme think... Ummm... NO!
You still have no nations with your cause. Would you rather lose your entire nation?
No, and I don't intend on losing this war!
I wish you would reconsider.
and why is that?
I would hate for this to grow into a WW. Even though you still have no nations with you. Right now this seems to be at the cold war stage. everyones just grabbing allies and getting ready.
it will be the very first "Eizon War"!!!!!! as I have claimed...
It seems that i'm the only representative from Vincent Land, the others seem to be drunk or dead, but who cares i'm bound to take over it one of these days, Ahem. Anyways where's the rest of your "Followers"? Or allies? This may not be a real war, but you might as well prepare in case we/I really do it...
It dosent have any
chaos: Sweet, Proto allowed this. This might just be the chance for Eizon to have a little twist of "Drama" :D
Rubedo: In any case, NewBlackMage, I simply started war on you, and apparently, you have taken it too far. And for the record, the citizens of both nations are not "puppets". They are good friends of mine for one. Why do you think I would share Vincentland with Ultima Shadow? It is because I wanted him to have a large role, and because he is a great friend, that is why. You might be on an angry rampage, but that doesn't mean you can spew lies all over the place.
chaos: And concerning age, NBM, one thing is that you don't explode when you get yelled at. When I was your age, I was still struggling through Puberty.
Rubedo: One more thing, NBM. If you keep claiming this war "unfair", then how come you are the one who is pushing to it's existance? In any case, if you want to continue this, then fine, I will fight back, and assist Stelaria if you continue to attack it.
Rename this topic WW1 if proto aloud it im goin all out. Trumpet how long will it take me to develop nuclear weapons?(check both my nation threads for stuff)
So as it stands the armies of karlin, SSl, and vincentland are attacking teardrop. and teardrop is trying to attack stealria? Well in case you didnt know NBM i have all my citizens wired with powerfull explosives(im a fascist what can i say :D ) and i will blow them up and take you with them if i hafto.
How far is TGA in teardrop. How far is teardrop in stelaria?
chaos: TGA is taking everything down quick, yet, wants to do a thorough job, let's say.
Rubedo: Also, I'd better go to making it's thread. We will be ruthless when destroying citizens, unless, they surrender, in which case, they will be accepted.
Hes tearing apart stelaria! :eek: ! :eek: !!!!Quote:
chaos: TGA is taking everything down quick, yet, wants to do a thorough job, let's say.
You really didnt answer my question. How far is TGA in teardrop, How far is Teardrop in stelaria?
chaos: Erm, since TGA was in Teardrop for quite a bit of time, I would say near the center. As for Teardrop, they barely have an army, so they are near the landing point with small amounts of damage.
Rubedo: And, is there a rule saying that you cannot attack for five days if you get counter-attacked? :confused:
ya some stupid rule like that. But you said proto approved our new little way of war?
chaos: Well, he allowed this thread... I'll have to ask him about that. This certaintly is more exciting :D
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Originally Posted by Carnage
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Originally Posted by Trumpet Thief
chaos: I will ask. That certaintly looks like a better way to fight a war :)
EDIT: When I said that, I meant "Sweet, he allowed this thread" not your idea.
o0o
Edit: Protos online how could he not notice this! This is the biggest thing ever to happen in eizon!
Looks like NBM hade to go to bed. I guess im gonna sign off now that i know hes off. I wanna take a shower my armpits itch :( :D :lol: . im just gonna wait for proto to post.
chaos: Yes, I suppose I'll leave soon too.
Uhhh whats taken proto so long!
Damn ciddies (hope i win!)Quote:
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Edit: Proto im tired so i wont see your decision untill saturday afternoon hangin out with some people. I might check up on things on anthonys computer though. Trumpet make sure everything works in our favor ;)
Please let us continue with this proto!!!!!!
You have some real issues... It's just a war, you can wait 15 minutes to take a shower... Ewww...Quote:
Originally Posted by Carnage
And how is my army smaller than Stelaria's? We have more people! This is an outrage!
chaos: Hmm, let's see. Karlin assists Stelaria, making it a juggernaut, thus destroying you. Make sense? :D
Yes, but he is saying tht Stelaria alone can defeat me... they have a total of, count 'em, zero members...
chaos: Hmm? Perhaps he has something planned...
who, Carnage? I'm, once again, confused...
Rubedo: Yes, Carnage. He is quite the strategist... Oh yes, his new weapon!
chaos: He says he'll take Stelaria down with you if you continue to attack. All citizens have deadly bombs attached to them. Keep attack, and you go: bye-bye :D
Rubedo: Super Shiny Land is sending a portion of it's troops to Stelaria, and their rendezvous point will be where Teardrop is currently attacking.
ummm, his new weapon? you mean the nukes, right? and we are currently, but very slowly, retreating from the point of where we attacked him... I'm also quite the stategist... Allt those years of Age of Empires, and Emipre Earth are gonna pay off!
chaos: Hah, I knew that would be what you are reduced to. The forces of Super Shiny Land are now changing their target. You ARE attacking VL, correct?
VL?
chaos: Vincentland: My second nation.
no... why do you ask? the mountain people are... but they have a weak attack force... excluding the giants...
chaos: Alright then, but for sitting on top my precious Maedor Mountains, I'll crush you, and I know just the way. The forces from Super Shiny Land have changed their direction to Maedor Mountains, and are letting troops off in front of the mountain range, as well as dropping bombs from above.
Rubedo: And, please, next time, don't make creatures so quick that you just write them down, without any special reports saying that you even have control of them.
Oh, but I did
chaos: Alright. Just standing there, your forces haven't done any damage to the helicopters dropping bombs from above, and you have not gone near the forces protecting Vincentland. So far, a small amount of damage done to you. I suggest you make your move quick.
I'll help ya guys out once I pass it through Jebus. :D
umm, when were helicoptors invented?
Anyways, they blow down your helicopotrs by launching a few giants in to the air. Thus they attack your helicoptors till they are dust... sure we lost a few giants, but hey? and then they continue the battle against your people
I just noticed this! I am the one who created this way of war! Dont take meh way of fightin!Quote:
Originally Posted by Carnage
What?! You're attacking vincentland?! then what is UltimaShadow doing?! Damn it, why couldn't i be president... :cry:
they attacked me, so I retaliated, am I gonna sit here and wait for them to detroy me?
BTW, do you want a leviatan egg?
No! You killed it! :crying2: You must lose...
oh, all of my ships, exep for the two strongest, are going through the underwater cavern to Caronea... They will be kept there until they are needed... That way, they will not be destroyed
Ok I'm not attacking.. But if anyone steps foot on my land I will attack.
ok, thanks
chaos: Afraid not. For one, we can dodge. Secondly, we are very high above the air. And I guess if giants are allowed, then this really is a bizzare world. Meaning that I can make any kind of creature I want.Quote:
Originally Posted by NewBlackMage
Rubedo: ChaosCalibur, you are Vice President of Vincentland now.
Umm, all you have to do is go to the creatures thread
chaos: No you didn't. For one, Carnage was talking about a different way where we compare different statistics etc.Quote:
Originally Posted by NewBlackMage
Rubedo: Secondly, I brought the war into play where I made it more realistic by showing how much damage etc., so technically, either me or Carnage, but without you, we wouldn't have thought up this way because we wouldn't be attacking you :D
chaos: Thanks for telling me that. I guess I missed out on that one.Quote:
Originally Posted by NewBlackMage
ok... Sorry for that, I thought he was talking about the way we just belt out attacks at each other.. I apologise for that..
Yes! Wait.... Am i only president because every other member left Vincentland? :mad:Quote:
Rubedo: ChaosCalibur, you are Vice President of Vincentland now.
BTW Where's my city?! It's been about 2 weeks since i've posted it
Wait a tick, if all of your member left, then your power will be weakened! Yes!Quote:
Originally Posted by ChaosCalibur
chaos: By left, he meant they aren't on as much. Although, that is not all true. Selphie666, Vincent06, Ultima Shadow, ChaosCalibur, kikimm, and Max the Man are on more than the others, so our power isn't weakened.
chaos: Sorry about the City thing, and you are VP because you are the most active of them. No members actually left VL.Quote:
Originally Posted by ChaosCalibur
Rats!
and TT in your sig it call Eizon, Eyeson.. just to let ya know
chaos: I meant it as the world of EOFF. It can be called either, so, you can do your own business.
EDIT: Oh, I have it in my sig as "Eyeson" and at the end "Eizon". I'd better change that, so thanks for pointing it out.
I as going to make a thread for all my new ideas for eizon but i cant make threads anymore. Not for another day.
Awww, too bad
STFU
Sorry, I took too long to respond. Anyway, this war is only for fun, as I pointed out earlier. Anyway, Carnage, you'll need to reapply for Eizon Nation Leader again.
chaos: Well, I know I am certainly enjoying it like fun, but, some people might be thinking this is the real deal :rolleyes2
Damn this was gonna be cool. How come my name isnt RSL :(
*goes to re-apply*
chaoRSL: It will be in due time. Even if this thread is for fun and whatnot, I am adamant on my win.
Hey, I can't be online ALL the time! Relax, man! :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by ChaosCalibur
Secharock: A WAR!!! Finally!!! *rushs out on the battlefield*
Hey! Secharock! You should stay HERE!!!
Secharock: *cold laugh* Hey you! Hand over that bazoka at once!
*sigh* :rolleyes2
Secharock: Well... if my magical force is allowed I don't need the bazoka...
Well, anyway... ChaosCalibur, stop thinking that everyone has left VL. We're just not posting as often as you are. ;)
Secharock: Stop running away you cowards!!! :mad2:
When will there actually be real wars? :( The rules are set, so why not make it official?...
BTW... I am vicePresident of VincentLand So that means when you're not here i run the country :p So... How about renaming VincentLand? Comon you know you want to
chaoRSL: ChaosCalibur, change your custom title, tell Ultima Shadow you are "VP" or I will demote you.
EDIT: Me and Ultima are both leaders of VL, but I say don't change it. Vicnent06 took better care of it then all of us.
I'm aware that ChaosCalibur is VP. Don't worry about that. :cool:
Secharock: Now... let's start a TRUE war! A WORLD WAR!!! :cool:
No... I don't think so...
Secharock: :(
::Tittle:: What's wrong with my Title?...:) :shifty:
::VP thing:: I am "VP"
::Name thing:: Can we at least change the Land part? It makes the country sound like a Theme park :|
chaos: We're keeping it the way it is, and that's final. Sorry, but many members joined because they were fond of this name, and I wouldn't want to let Vincent06 down.
Yea, let's keep the name. It can't bother you that much, right?
Secharock: I WANT A REAL WAR!!! :cry:
Well it's not bothering me as bad as Teardrop... But a shiny new title would make me forget all about it, i need a title... :crying2:
chaoRSL: Sorry Chaos, but I can't give you one. The only person with that authority is Loony Bob, or Agent Proto.
Ya'll have issues...
I'm building really tall... erect... towers and I'm going to shoot from them when it is finished... lmao
Lets keep this PG.
chaos: If there was any logic in this system, then wouldn't Teardrop be burning to the ground?
Rubedo: If not, I send SSL's elite naval forces over to Teardrop on seperate ships. Don't think you can just shoot them down. They have their distance, plus, their ships are armoured, as well, taking more time to actually destroy them. Vincentland sends even more troops by sky to invade, and some of the ships sent be SSL are docking on Teardrop as I speak, and invading and attacking.
EDIT: What did she say that was above PG that was just spoken? :D
Unless you're talking about her nagging earlier on.
I put up meh Defensive Tear Shield!!! Fwahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa!!!! one touch of its burning waters will destroy that one person...
chaos: Fwahaha, another thing you made up, even though it's impossible to create something like that, as choosing magic's use has been limited to Overseer's only, as well, you, once again, made something without informing how much time it takes. I can say this: It's impossible to create something like that, so there.
Rubedo: If you were playing that way, I could say my forces are attached with "Ultima" and as soon as they touch your nation, all of it gets destroyed, and all of us survive. Cheap? Yes it is. Exactly the point why we are not enabling things like that.
Okay, I've pulled all my ships away from their trade routes to equip and use as an attack force as needed. The workers from my land have formed a militia and are patrolling the borders of Vincentland incase anyone decides to attack. My astrological equipment is being used to spy on the enemy instead of the skies! BTW, a meteor shower is heading this way. It won't strike the planet but watch for it. How cool it would be to battle in the light of multiple comet "roostertails"!
Ultima has a pretty small range... But a metior on the other hand.... Actually no, we all die either way :D
Why worry? I'm a leader in your land.
Why worry?! I am Vice President of VL ( :greenking ) so if anything happens i'm the one going to get blamed for it, Who knows what the people might do! That's why i live in the mountains :tongue:
Ack! All you've done is mention stuff in this post. You didn't provide income by plotting out trade routes. You didn't find a solution to the "smog war", you didn't start the forging of the way in "Astrological Enlightenment." It's a technicality and I say I rebel against your authority! I shall usurp you! I am glad you joined vincentland though, thanks.Quote:
Why worry?! I am Vice President of VL
The smog thing was gone before i even joined :\ Right now i doubt any trade routes matter... And you don't like my authority? :(
Nothing personel. I just find it unfair your VP when all you've done is say YAY, a war. I know you just joined . That's the point. No real accomplishments, just slick timing. The achievments were mine.
chaos: Umm, I don't find many problems. One thing though, a battle with a Meteor Shower in the background would definetly be something spectacular. ChaosCalibur, didn't you ditch Vincentland and create your own nation?
Rubedo: And one more thing. ChaosCalibur, VP's are not given too much "Spotlight" if they do not contribute much, and since you are leaving VL, I find theundeadhero a better candidate for Vice President.
First of all,
The elite Sutaimian Special Ops have left aboard the Fist of Sutaim towards the mass of SSL ships already in Teardrop's vicinity. Aboard the Fist, are twenty rams and seige machines. Any enemy of SSL or Florensio, is an enemy of Sutaimia... no matter what.
Who says i'm leaving VL?... Just because i'm geting a nation doesn't mean i'm going to leave, plus i'm waiting to get aproved, if it happens at all...
If you get your own nation you hafto leave you cant be in 2 nations at once.
Edit: Im gonna drop a
We'll see once i get an answer about claming a nation, i don't really want to leave VL after all i still have a city here... And Teardrop's still at war...
Its now the gulf of teardrop. Like it?
(does little dance) woohoo. (keeps on dancing) Tell me who said violence isn't the answer..... so i can shoot him (dances a bit more and finishes with a nice little moonwalk.)
Did I get promoted?
Join my nation and ill promote you ehh :joey:
chaos: Yes, Vice President "undeadhero".Quote:
Originally Posted by theundeadhero
The fact that Carnage has nukes is unfair, isn't it? Soon, everyone will have some, and we'll be like in the real world-no one can use them 'cause they'll get nuked. I'm not trying to make carnage lose his edge, just wondering how this is gonna work. btw, is the war over yet? I'm still debating with my people about joining in.
PS. Carnage declared war on tons of people at once-how does he have so many people able to invade at the same time?
Ed. Correction-we have Launched a Sneak attack on Carnage's forces from the sea. My new subs sunk his nearby ships and blew up all areas of his forces close to the water! then, we retreated for refueling. what we'll do next is unclear. If you lot are wondering, this is a private vandeta i have against Carnage, so i did not attack any other participants in this war. just him. I will cease my attacks once he starts to leave my countery alone! these attacks will continue until he stops attacking my country. we sicerely hope that no-one else takes offense at this, even though i may have attacked their friend-It is just retaliation. :thumb:
My ships are patrolling in the waters around the country ready to fight if needed.
Im trying to get change and im trying to show people how stupid and pointless the current system is. Join my movement.
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Originally Posted by CarnageIf you get your own nation you hafto leave you cant be in 2 nations at once.
Edit: Im gonna drop a
Ok, there's no nuclear. You've gone overboard with the technology. We're not that well advanced in terms of technology on Eizon.
This is a make believe war, its for fun. And wiping out millions of innocent people is fun.
Rubedo approved it to.
chaos: Not totally. You told me about the weapons you gave to arm the citizens, but the war ends too quick if you just drop a load of bombs out of nowhere. Besides, there is too much area to cover, and production takes A LOT of time for weapons that strong.
Rubedo: Proto, for a fake war like this, all sides have been using unrealistic ways of fighting. Let this be the only area where this is allowed, hmm? And by unrealistic, I mean putting up a "Tear shield" :D
I send poisonous scorpions flying through the air off my ship that paratroop into the port towns to sting and terrorize the townspeople. (Imaginary wars are fun)
Now your getting it.
I have now Enforced an age limit on teardrop. Goodbye it :). So simple yet so amazing.
Is that a real age limit or how old you act? I might just be screwed.
Na youll be fine, i only put it on teardrop. And your not 12 are you?
nice
I'm 21!
*Laughs* I feel so sorry for it....
Carnage...*laughs*Your on treaddy waters :D
Exactly...Quote:
Originally Posted by Bahumat
Exactly...Quote:
Originally Posted by Agent Proto
You can't do that and... EVIL!!!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Carnage
o0o yes i can
acctually... you can't...
FWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Cut the lousy chatter, NBM, or you will lose one of the few friends you may still have. you know, it's probably that you provoke people that they attack you. I get attacked, but at least i don't whine about it. sheeesh!
bahamut's right take it with pride. You're supposed to be a nation leader. If it bothers you that much take it up with an admin or overlooker (Oh, i forgot, carnage is an overlooker.)
Overlooker>Overseer
chaos: ? They're the same thing.
Rubedo: Either way, as much as I hate to admit it, just because we are Overseer's does not mean that we can unfairly make the rules of Eizon go in our favor, or yell at a member, saying that you are an Overseer... unless the member is incredibly annoying, and therefore, as stated, provoking us to attack... in which case, carry on :D
chaos: Bahamut, I doubt you are even a friend of NBM's, seeing how you spoke to him, although, I don't want you working with TGA either. After you defending Teardrop, and being an enemy of Karlin, I'll just wipe you out.
This should really be closed on the cause of the war is over
The war against you will never be over, that is unless you get overthrown or invaded
Ummm, this is just a pretend war... didn't you get the memo?
Well wars are bound to start sooner or later, and you'll be in one of the first...
your really nice...
I just got annoyed at how NBM was acting stupid all the time. I was irritable that day. Secondly, i was not really defending him, just pursueing a previous conflict with Carnage. Nothing special. At least i was not stupid enogh to attack you......Quote:
Originally Posted by Trumpet Thief
Any advantages if i join?
Ummm, in case you didn't notice, this is already over.... Didn't you read all of it? Oh, you must be one of those people who read the first page and post... It"s okey, we were all like that at some point... Welcome to the forums
An imaginary war is never over if you never stop imaging it is. You wouldn't believe some of the crazy stuff this war has done, in my head of course.
Just let it go, when it goes official, You all can join your fallen allies :)
Fallen? I have not fallen! No one wins. Why can't you comprehend this? I can! No one lost, and no one won, plain and simple. Yes, I know I would've lost, but I don't care about that. I have moved on, become above all this crap about "I won, not you!" and "You will be defeteated in due time!" it is very childish, and stupid, so if you will please stop antagonizing other nations, all of us would appreciate it!
I just stay out of it, when you destory each other I can do what I want.