... There really was no class system. No one would be rich, but no one would be poor, either.
Your turn to finish the sentence now. What would make life more interesting? Note that it doesn't have to make life better, just interesting.
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... There really was no class system. No one would be rich, but no one would be poor, either.
Your turn to finish the sentence now. What would make life more interesting? Note that it doesn't have to make life better, just interesting.
Xander once said that life would be more interesting if it was an RPG! Maybe I agree. :love:
... spontaneous human combustion weren't so spontaneous.
...if we all had claws instead of hands.
...if broccoli tasted good uncooked.
...if Yams was a girl!
....If yams was a guy!
Rpg's were a first person view experience. As in a 3d world where your a character. Especially if you could choose which character to be.
life would be more interesting if people were allowed to carry swords. and if people were honest. and if I wasn't poor. cuz poor people don't buy food frequently. I like food.
... if I followed my destiny and became a boxer. (Instead of a sissy-ass writer, like I am)
...I cared.
...we only lived for 24 hours, forcing us to grow up, find a mate, and die all in the span of a day.
...if Godzilla was real.
Godzilla IS real, and broccoli DOES taste good raw =/
...if everytime we got angry our heads exploded and people danced around in a bloody confetti-showered parade of angst.
...if angst was cool.
...if the Legend of Zelda was a Bible story.
...if I was comissioned to rewrite the bible
Livers and fingers randomly fell from the sky.
...if people wore space helmets all the time.
..if the man in the moon was actually The Man.
...if The Man were president.
... if avacado and bean dip were the soultion to all forms of illness.
... if E-OFF was accually a secret orginazation trying to take over the world and starting a new nation of its own by building giant walking tanks with nuclear missles.
If I could bring my crazy imaginative inventions to life with thought.
...people understand that there can't be two consecutive ifs in a sentence.
...we were all moombas :D
...Passion of the Christ was a game
...religens were considered cults and cults were considered relisions.
...no one could die.
Wow, that's a strange thought.
If when we commit a wrong, we were to be pinished like Prometheus.
(story of an immortal god who stole fire for mankind, and was sentenced to be chained to a big rock, and every day a raven would come to that rock and peck out his liver. But since he was immortal, his liver would grow bak and the raven would come back...kinda interesting)
...if there could be! (did it on purpose by the way :D)Quote:
Originally Posted by Agent Proto
I have a friedn at home who wears a space helment alot. It is pretty interesting.Quote:
...if people wore space helmets all the time.
Life would be more interesting if nobody had any arms. :D
... there was a tv show where morons would be mass murdered.
It's not? :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by muchacho
... Weed, Guns, and Hard Liquor were all sold at one place, and they could be bought at a low price through a drive through. (And we could find a use for each of those things on the way back home)
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I stole this from somewhere or something, but I can't remember it now.
...someone dressed up in a turkey suit gave me a hug.
.... if psychotic was a liveing being and not a computer generated machine bent on world domination
...animals could talk. Especially fish. Especially especially the catfish with whiskers.
...if you could choose how you looked. (Man, being Cloud would be so awesome)
...if we could choose our own job class.
...if we all had our own universe.
...if EOFF had spellcheck.
There's a store near my house that sells liquor in a drive thru.Quote:
Originally Posted by Martyr
... if I could make people turn into hot chocolate.
...if everyone had a twin.
...if everyone had baby arm syndrome
...Shlupmoo took a vow of chastity and became a monk.
That it would. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Cloud_Strife_X
...Zombies worked those low-paying, esteem-killing jobs that no one ever really wants.
...America was Socialist.
...they'd just send me that damn Hogwarts letter. Yes, I know, it's 11 years late, but I'm fairly sure the owl simply got lost.
Life would be more interesting if everything was one giant message board.
Now that's a scary thought.
...if lap dances were tax deductible.
..if everyone was telepathic or empathetic... no one could hurt anyone else..because the pain you cause becomes your own. No lies because everyone would know your intentions...hmm..on the other hand, maybe it would only be more boring without the mystery.
life would be inseresting if you already new everything you learn in school buy the age 5.
Imagine the possibilities?!
...if the Ciddies replaced the Oscars as the top award show in the world.
IF i had a jet pack!
.. if the world was a Giant Rpg?? (quotes shakespeare) "All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely players, they have their entrances and exits, and one person in time will play many parts..."
i think the world is already interesting, but would be if... i had my own Angel who would join me for tea and Cookies!!
... we could all used magic (races for the Friendship spell)
... pandora never opened the box
.. pandora let every single thing out of the box
... all the site staff were able to cast Bolt2/Thundara on anyone naughty
... i had a lightning wand when it happens
... everyone could dance
If the moon really was made out of cheese...those damn French would not be our prime providers anymore HAHAHA (sorry Wisconsin)
the John Lennon and George Harrison were still alive.
If John Lennon and George Harrison were made out of cheese...
If the Playstation had never been invented.
...if I ruled the world. It'd be great. I'd outlaw anything beyond "Steriotypical RPG Period" technology. We'd all go back to the sword and spear! To farming our own food! To making our own clothes and using gold as a currency! That'd teach those goddam yuppies with their computers and their mobile phones!
Dilbert.Quote:
Originally Posted by Martyr
...half the world's population looked like giant frogs, while the other half looked like giant mice.
If the oceans turned to applesauce and and ic turne to ice cream. and everything was like a videogame. if we had pangea.
The law lightened up a little.
...if we all had super hero powers
... If I were the ultimate ruler of everything, and could mess with people's mind.
...If candy were considered as good for you, and didnt make you gain weight and such.
If we were ruled by psychotic monkies who had laser guns, spoke Arabic, and who shot us when we failed a grade in school. Half the worlds population of teenagers would be dead.
Life would be more interesting if it was exactly like Animal Crossing!
...if all those "Your mom" jokes, really were about your mom!
if persistently stupid people really couldn't breed or otherwise make more of themselves. I don't mean people who have the occasional brain fart, or little moments of idiocy, (everyone has at least one). I mean those who nearly always act foolish or cruel.
...any of these posts were actually funny *sigh*
... computers and gaming systems didn't exist ...
More towns had backyard wrestling organizations.
The town I live at is too small and backwater to house one. One day, I'll move back to Sterling, VA and start one.