The NEW EoFF Family Tree!

I'm tired of all this "EoFF family crap." I find it highly offensive and innapropriate, and have avoided participating for as long as it has existed.

Until now because this will be far more amusing.

I'm going to make a new family tree. This is how it works:

Everyone post up to three EoFF family members behind a spoiler tag. They can be your sibling or your child. That's it. You can't pick your parents, they pick you.

EXAMPLE:
Daughter: Carles Manson
Older Brother: Marilyn Manson
Older Sister: Your Mom

I'll start collecting the data and make a family tree. ^_^

This may turn out miserably, but it seemed like a fun idea so I'm going for it.

EDIT: They're behind spoiler tags so as not to influence your decision, though you're welcome to look after you've posted if you don't want to be surprised.

(SPOILER)Sisters: Yazoo'squeen, Faris, MoonsEcho Somebody adopt us please, we're starving.

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Little Brother: Ansem


That's all I can come up with.

I am going to make you my (SPOILER)daughter, Shlup. And your brother will be, uh...Joel. Yeah.

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Originally Posted by ShlupQuack

They can be your sibling or your child.

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Originally Posted by ShlupQuack

Husband: ButThePoncho

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I refuse to take part in this. However, if anyone wants me to be a brother, I won't mind.

I was going to say spouse but I decided to let common children determine that. *fixes*

Looking at Joel's and then Kiro's, I think I'm gonna die. ;_;

(SPOILER)Brother: Agent Proto~Sister: Shlup~

Hey, you're the one that made the thread.

(SPOILER)And don't you talk in that tone of voice, young lady.

EDIT: (SPOILER)Mother of God, I'm like a 16th-century aristocrat. 6 children already.

I don't know if I want to particapate in this just yet I'll see how it goes from here just know I might join in.

(SPOILER)eestlinc is my brother's brother.

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Originally Posted by Del Murder

(SPOILER)eestlinc is my brother's brother.

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Don't make me have to start a D=e? thread.

You don't want to go down that road. The end of it would shock even you.

(SPOILER)Im thinkin' DMKA just might be my brother in arms, same with necronopticous, and i guess chaos could be my really hot sister. (sorry chaos)

This is turning ugly. ... >_>

(SPOILER)Bro: Trumpet Theif
(SPOILER)Bro: nik0tine
(SPOILER)Dissowned by parents and then re-adopted Bro: Psychotic
PS: Send all lawsuits to - Bondage Hut
13810 Arlee Rd
Norwalk, CA 90650

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Originally Posted by Agent Proto

This is turning ugly. ... >_>

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I know. Next thread: EoFF Jerry Springer.

(SPOILER)Son:undeadhero
Sister: Moombamistress
Brother: Carnage

Yo mama yo mama and yo mama.

(SPOILER)Sister: Starlight Angel. Oh wait.

(SPOILER)Sister = Xander.
Mother = ShlupQuack.
Son = Sugpo.

There.

[q]Post by Loony BoB using AG's account
Sorry, Shlup, but you can't bin the ol' family tree that I'm involved with - it's been around for about four years at least and most people on it still call each other dad/daughter/sister/etcx to this very day. :p Also, what if ten people all wnt the same kid? xD You need to start with a few members and organise it from there instead of making it free-for-all. *nod*

But I'm all for it anyway for the sake of fun. :D I'll pick people not in my old family tree as I have something like two siblings and five or so kids, so I don't want to put in favouritism to that.

(SPOILER)Son: Baloki
Daughters: valetine_4_ever (which SHOULD still be her name, but she changed it to Female Ryuichi) and fire_of_avalon[/q]

Brother: (SPOILER)Baloki, DMKA
Sister: (SPOILER)dark_angel; Rusty

That's all for now....

YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO, FATTY BOBBO!

P.S. Raine, you can't pick your mother.

BoB already has at least ten children. :p

You're just mad 'cause I'm cool and you're flat-chested. Now get out of my house!

Mad? Nah. I'm just curious as to who I've been having so much sex with. Let alone the possibility of there being more than one girl.

EDIT: Okay maybe I'm a little gutted that your boobs are so much cooler than mine. :(

brothers:(SPOILER)Lon611 and Tabris
sisters:(SPOILER)Divinity,Rusty,Kikimm
cousins:(SPOILER)aeris2001x2 and Seto

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Originally Posted by ShlupQuack

You can't pick your parents, they pick you.

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I know, I'm just rebelling against the system.

Some of you people scare me.

Anyone yet is the mother of their own sister or some redneck thing like that? :p

*starts the drama, of course*

No dad! I won't change my name back :mad2: !

(SPOILER)Older bro: Cz, younger brother: Baloki, Sister: Ryu

Oh, can't I have Fuzkera as an older sister too? :(

I'm going to be evil and pick random (ok, not so random) people and put them together with me so we all get related. Bwhahaha.

(SPOILER)Brothers: Kirobaito, Del Murder, Loony BoB

*watches all hell break loose*

chaos: Sounds cool :cool:

(SPOILER)Brother: Giga Guess
(SPOILER)Brother: Ansem
(SPOILER)Brother: Psychotic
(SPOILER)Brother: DMKA
(SPOILER)Sister: Fire of Avalon

Trowa: Done and done.... *Sits and stares and sits and stares*

Dude! With Trumps' additions, it sorta means that (SPOILER)BoB and KB had those twenty-something children together.

Which leads to this question: (SPOILER)which one of my bros used to be my sis?

Next on Jerry Springer: Incest and Sex Changes! :D

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Originally Posted by theundeadhero

(SPOILER)Sisters: Yazoo'squeen, Faris, MoonsEcho Somebody adopt us please, we're starving.

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yes huunnnggrrryyy!

(SPOILER)older Brother:theundeadhero
sister:Yazoo'squeen
younger brother:The Summoner of Leviathan

Im everybodys drunk uncle.

Spoiler: (SPOILER)little sisters :Faris & Yazoo'sQueen

The Mandee Springer Show? :monster:

hey kids!
(SPOILER)older brothers: theundeadhero, The Summoner of Leviathan
sisters: Faris, Sephirothchick

hey everyone! I dont know many people here.. So I only have one sister, and no brother.. :( :p
(SPOILER)Sister: Yazoo'squeen

Yazoo'squeen being a sister would make me a brother, wouldn't it?

hm,yeah, you're right. Hi there bro :D :tongue:

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Yazoo'squeen being a sister would make me a brother, wouldn't it?

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It surely would. hey! Family hug people! :D

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Originally Posted by Yazoo'squeen

It surely would. hey! Family hug people! :D

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awwww
and yet we're still starving :(

:cookie:

The three of us must be the "weird" kids. Noone ever feeds us :(

Sounds like fun!

(SPOILER)Brother: Behold the Void, Trumpet Thief
Sister: Dixie

That's it for now..... just stuff off the top of my head. :D

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The three of us must be the "weird" kids. Noone ever feeds us :(

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Hey look what I found...a sandwich..*Faris and TUH look hungrilly towards me.uh...help?

*steals sandwich from Yazoo's Queen*Yummy!!!!

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*steals sandwich from Yazoo's Queen*Yummy!!!!

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He took our lunch! :( Get him!

*hides in bushes*

(We all must fight the urge to spam this thread up too. Was it a spam sandwhich?)

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(We all must fight the urge to spam this thread up too. Was it a spam sandwhich?)

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I'm trying
It was, actually

(SPOILER)Brothers: 'Loki, theundeadhero, Psy

Can I edit this later when I think of more?

This thread is becoming very amusing. I gave up keeping track of who is related to who.:P Good luck sorting this

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The three of us must be the "weird" kids. Noone ever feeds us

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Yes and all those people who eat infront of us :mad: :mad:

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Originally Posted by Yazoo'squeen

He took our lunch! :( Get him!

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Why that little *stands up for sibblings and chases*

(SPOILER)hmm... this is my first try with spoilers... so i hope this works!!

(SPOILER)heh.. Sisters: "YunaGirl05", and "Such a X-2 Girl"

(SPOILER) Cousin: Trumpet thief

(SPOILER)Yes... anyone wants an Angel for a Chlid

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Originally Posted by undeadhero

The three of us must be the "weird" kids. Noone ever feeds us

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Originally Posted by Del Moomba

(SPOILER)Son:undeadhero
Sister: Moombamistress
Brother: Carnage

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Yeah, but you get to eat! or did Mom stop making those peanut butter and jelly sandwhiches for you?

(SPOILER)BoB is my husband. He's impregnated me several times. 20-something, actually.

(SPOILER)Big Sister: Dee; Little Sister: Fuzakeru; Brother: Election Booth

As long as I get to be my own grandpa, it's all good.

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Originally Posted by Kirobaito

(SPOILER)BoB is my husband. He's impregnated me several times. 20-something, actually.

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You lost the count too, eh?

This could end up intresting.
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Brothers- Baloki, Ansem
Sister- Xander

There's a history of insanity in my family. Which would explain for the behavior of my daughter. :)

(SPOILER)Daughter: Misfit

This is already highly amusing.

I wonder if I download Family Tree Maker 5000 if the program'll just explode.

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Originally Posted by Agent Proto

I refuse to take part in this. However, if anyone wants me to be a brother, I won't mind.

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So, no, you don't refuse to take part in this?

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Originally Posted by ShlupQuack

I wonder if I download Family Tree Maker 5000 if the program'll just explode.

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Just make sure to save your document.