An EOFF Christmas

chaos: As you already know, I love making interactive EOFF holiday threads, and this will be somehow alike to that "Trick or Treat" thread I made a while back. Well, Christmas is approaching, and I will be gone for my sister's wedding for some time, so, what I want you all to do, is list 15 members in a spoiler tag that you will give a present to. Beside that, write what their present is.

Rubedo: Here is an example:

(SPOILER)To Michael Jackson: A steel nose
(SPOILER)To Loony Bob: A congratulations
etc.
etc.
etc.

And you get the picture :D

(SPOILER)To Ultima Shadow: A Fake Ciddie
(SPOILER)To kikimm: A poster of Trowa ^__^
(SPOILER)To Giga Guess: An Ansem Plushie
(SPOILER)To DMKA: A brand new butt
(SPOILER)To Carnage: An Eizon Nation
(SPOILER)To Starlight Angel: A better screen name
(SPOILER)To Psychotic: A pet Walrus
(SPOILER)To Triple T: One less T, so you can be just like me :D
(SPOILER)To anime_angel: The new season of NGE
(SPOILER)To Agent Proto: A copy of Viewtiful Joe
(SPOILER)To Joel: A copy of Viewtiful Joel
(SPOILER)To Del Murder: Led Redrum
(SPOILER)To Baloki: A better slogan for "Don't vote for Baloki"
(SPOILER)To Denmark: Another Country
(SPOILER)To Levian: A subway

Albedo: *Laughs maniacally* Happy Holidays!

My username isn't that bad.

(SPOILER)To Trumpet Thief: Gundam Seed stuff
(SPOILER)To Void: A Sakabato
(SPOILER)To Dixie: Pokemon plushies
(SPOILER)To Xander: Panda Plushie
(SPOILER)To Leeza: Kitten Plushie
(SPOILER)To MiNoUwAgAiNcItY: A book on the most famous spammers

I'll give other peoples stuff too.... maybe. If I remember to. :D This is just off the top of my head.

Alright.

My List:
For Leeza, I give you the softest kitty plushie I can find.
For TheAbominatrix, you deserve nothing but the biggest and strongest bottle of Febreeze I can find.
For Matt, you get a stun gun in case you need it for you-know-who.
For ShlupMoo, I serve you with a restraining order.
For Yams, I give you a crow bar so you can pry your freaking butt off the chair and drive down to hang out with us cool internet people some time.
For Xander, I give you the most exhaulted gift... the panda puppy.
For Daryl, only the most slimming and silky catsuit, complete with clip-on ears and battery-operated tail.
For Joel, you get a rake.
For Loony BoB, a stepping stool. Seriously. They're not expensive.
For Chris, I think you deserve a really nice hat.
For Rainecloud I give yo some taste. I mean, WWF? *gag*
For Farah I give you 1TB of RAM just because.

I give in. I'm done. :)

Haha the link wasn't in spoilers and I had to look after I saw that. xD Aww. It's cute. I'm not a big dog fan though. A Panda Kitty now THAT would be awesomeage.

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For Baloki - A Tails plushie!
For Rye - A trip to meet Evanescence. ^_^ Did I spell that right?
For Sephiroth1999AD - An advance copy of KHII =D
For Psychotic - Naked pictures of me =D (trust me he loves them)
For ShlupQuack - porn ^_~
Okay thats all I can be bothered to do. =P

Well I'm new, so I'll just give some gifts to the people who I vaguely know...

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For ShlupQuack: You can have some EWJ stuff cuz you rock.
For Meat Puppet: I dunno... Have a penguin.
For MistaCloudStrife: My collection of FF7 paraphenalia.
For this fella Trumpet Thief (For starting this thread): A cheap candy cane with an even cheaper card.

That is all...

A very good thread idea. Nice work, Trumpet Thief(s).

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To Meat Puppet: I give a Gingerbread Men, in hopes that they will become the new odd couple.
To Psychotic: A signed photograph of Ian Rush.
To Misfit: An Egg.
To Denmark: A Non-Aggression pact, that also states that we can each take half of Germany when we invade it (oh, the irony!)
To Loony BoB: A Mechanical Hand (batteries not included).
To Baloki: A Blowtorch w/ instructions on How to melt down your awards statuettes
To Levian: A sexy photo. :love:
To Rainecloud: A ticket to WWE Wrestlemania 21 (To counteract Shlup meanness).
To The Captain: A good ol' fashioned greetings card.
To Pee Gee: A hobbit-goat hybrid with SARS.
To Trumpet Thief: An Audi TT for TT.
To Triple T: One and a half Audi TTs, for TTT.
To Dr. Unne: RSL
To Earthworm Jim (If he reads this): Super Powers
To Doc Sark: A Liverpool Season Ticket, 'cause he deserves it.


I'd post more, but there's a limit of fifteen, for some crazy reason. :mad:

(SPOILER)To Trumpet Theif: I will buy him a trombone
(SPOILER)To Czech Republic: I will buy him a razor blade, so he can shave that dude in his profile
(SPOILER)To Psychotic: My heart (not a real one, just a crappy one made from clay
(SPOILER)To Misfit: that dumb egg
(SPOILER)To SquallKicksAss: A hat! And earthworm jim hat!
(SPOILER)To MistaCloudStrife: Photoshop, in an imaginary world where I could afford it!
(SPOILER)To Denmark: soap
(SPOILER)To Myself: porn

(SPOILER)To ShlupQuack: A bag of peanuts.
To Xander: A limited edition Kingdom Hearts figurine.
To Sephiroth1999AD: A new avatar/signature setup.
To Czech. Republic: A ticket to Wrestlemania 21, the seat next to mine.
To Trumpet Thief: A trip to the nearest Psychologist.
To Bert: A Ciddie.
To RSL: A free lifetime subscription to LiveJournal.
To Dr Unne: Free hosting for your excellent website.
To Rye: An unbelievably cute stuffed toy of sorts.
To Loony BoB: An unbroken hand.

I'm feeling very generous today, aren't I?

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Psychotic: Morry Taylor. and <3.
ShlupMoo: A pie cut to be the shape of a pair of pants.
Czech. Republic: Slovakia.
Meat Puppet: an empty laundry detergent bottle.
Misfit: dog tails.
Baloki: the Cutest Male ciddie, as it's the one he hinted that he wanted <3
Trumpet Thief: a copy of I Think We're Schizophrenic

(SPOILER)To Trumpet Thief: A T so you can be just like me. ;D
To Czech.: A Dogbert plushie. ;p
To Psy: I dunno... o_O Violence ^__^
To Rye: Yeast.
To kikimm: Burglefickle!
To Misfit: cheese
To Ryu: Yaoi. O_O <3
To WS: Dunno, billabong? :love:

(SPOILER)To Yazoo'sQueen: I dunno *thinks* summoning gem....
To Faris: a katana
To DMKA: I dunno....eggs (random)
To everyone else: an envoloppe filled with snow

(SPOILER)Yazoo'squeen: another Knight or a sheild
Psychotic:a new plane cuz the other one broke :(
The summoner of Levaithan: my hide out(NOT!), a bullet-proof face (now quit shooting yourself!!)
theundeadhero: my hide out(NOT!), a pie, food
Xander: a panda plushie

To Misfit:-----(SPOILER) Roadkill.
To Psychotic:-----(SPOILER) Margaret Thatcher's toenails in an isolated jar.
To Czech Republic:-----(SPOILER) :love:
To Trumpet Thief:-----(SPOILER) I'll leave cookies in the house in case you get hungry the next time you break into my house looking for trumpets.
To Meat Puppet:-----(SPOILER) FFI.
To Rye:-----(SPOILER) Amy Lee.
To Xander:-----(SPOILER) A panda that can breathe fire.
To Loony BoB:-----(SPOILER) More votes for his silly avatar :D
To Mikztsu:-----(SPOILER) Bondage tools.
To Shlupquack:-----(SPOILER) Anything pink within reach. Nothing then, I guess. :( NO WAIT, YOU GET A BUCKET WITH FILTHY WATER INSIDE!.
To Strider:-----(SPOILER) Swords.
To Denmark:-----(SPOILER) A supermodel USA with a furry ass.
To Everybody else:-----(SPOILER) Switzerland.

Faris:(SPOILER)Fruitcake
Yazoo'squeen:(SPOILER)Fruitcake
Loony BoB:(SPOILER)A piece of my hair. I fully expect you NOT to clone me! That would be mean.
Psychotic:(SPOILER)A banana boat
Trumpet Theif:(SPOILER)A happy meal
Fire_of_avolon:(SPOILER)Legos
MoonsEcho:(SPOILER)Cheese
Jojo:(SPOILER)Pron or a Lego soap opera set.
Del Murder:(SPOILER)Socks
Any Noobers:(SPOILER)"Bait"
Up for grabs:(SPOILER)A pair of my underwear. Condition: Slightly used.

For You: (SPOILER)Nothing cause you all suck and didn't get me anything

Fo Psy: (SPOILER)Pyrotechnics
Fo Misfit: (SPOILER)A brand new meth lab
Fo Giga Guess: (SPOILER)Pr0n
Fo Shlup: (SPOILER)A pack of cock lollies
Fo TehAbominatrix: (SPOILER)Frebreez, Mountain Mist(don't blame me Mandee told me to get it for you).
Fo Trumpet Theif: (SPOILER)Music store gift certificate

I'll get the rest you you later...heathens.

Miriel for you I got (SPOILER)HAPPY EGGS! ^___^
Mikztsu for you I got (SPOILER)BIRD TRAPPERS, to catch the smiling birds and play with them ^_^
Levian for you I got (SPOILER)210 OTHER Tarutarus to chase ^__^
Psychotic for you I got (SPOILER)a gun, you can figure out yourself what to do with it. >:O
Denmark for you I got (SPOILER)180 PUPPIES! (tails, cut them!)
DMKA for you I got (SPOILER)some loose change, found in the fountain at the mall ^_^
Del Murder for you I got (SPOILER)a giraffe
Yamaneko for you I got (SPOILER)a Del Murder
Czech. Republic for you I got (SPOILER)NOTHING! >:O
Meat Puppet for you I got (SPOILER)Sleeping Pills ^_^
Joel for you I got (SPOILER)a kitten
Leeza for you I got (SPOILER)a prettier kitten, and appleseeds
Ki Ki for you I got (SPOILER)COOKIES!
Citizen Bleys for you I got (SPOILER)horse "cookies" roflollll
Aunt Wyllius for you I got (SPOILER)A PONY WITH CANDY! (now you can pick up small children)
Rye for you I got (SPOILER)a real life happy Santa ^__^

Yay lego porn ^_^ *runs around*

To everyone!! (SPOILER)One night

Misfit, you shouldn't have. :love:

It was nothing, really. :-)

15? HAHA, I BREAK YOUR RULES!

Trumpet Thief gets: (SPOILER)Grimace Porn
XanXan gets: (SPOILER)Panda porn
Cz gets: (SPOILER)Milan Baros porn
Muppet Peat gets: (SPOILER)Goat porn
Den gets: (SPOILER)Jimmy Carter porn
TTT gets: (SPOILER)Alyson Hannigan porn
Faris gets: (SPOILER)Frog porn!
Lev gets: (SPOILER)Margaret Thatcher porn
theundeadhero gets: (SPOILER)Picnic basket porn
DMKA gets: (SPOILER)Oklahoma porn
Misfit gets: (SPOILER)Taru porn
Rye gets: (SPOILER)Amy Lee porn
Doomsday gets: (SPOILER)Skull porn
Del Moomba gets: (SPOILER)Moomba porn
ShlupMoo gets: (SPOILER)Asian porn
Jebus gets: (SPOILER)Pink Floyd porn
Bert gets: (SPOILER)Donkey porn
Ryu gets: (SPOILER)Yaoi porn
KB gets: (SPOILER)Peanut (the nut) porn
TasteyPies gets: (SPOILER)Pie porn
Maxico gets: (SPOILER)Maxi333 porn
eestlinc gets: (SPOILER)Del Murder porn
Eo Terunya gets: (SPOILER)pee porn

SO MANY GOOD PRESENTS!

Oh and in response to XanXan's present:

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

DMKA gets: (SPOILER)Oklahoma porn

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;___;

I'm taking this back to Hastings and exchanging it for some lollies.

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

TTT gets: (SPOILER)Alyson Hannigan porn

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That's hot. :rolleyes2

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Faris gets: (SPOILER)Frog porn!

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...I'M CONFUSED.

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That's hot.

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Nothing could be hotter than picnic basket porn. I can't wait for it to get here!

*goes through the staff forum and deletes every post she made about DMKA* :D