What do you guys do when you don't want to go to school how do you get out of it. whats the best way to fake being sick?
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What do you guys do when you don't want to go to school how do you get out of it. whats the best way to fake being sick?
eat rotten food.
When I don't feel like going to school I go anyway because if I miss a day I miss a valuable lecture that I payed lots of money for at the beginning of the semester.
I haven't faked being sick in a long time. Hmm. I used to feign cramps the night before, and my dad would tell me if I felt the same way when I woke up in the morning to just stay in bed and not go to school. I'd never even set my alarm. :D
I would just say "I don't feel well". :P I suppose you could claim you threw up, and flush the toilet, and no one would know...
I don't plan on missing any school this year though, and last year I was only sick (and not really very sick at all) for one day, in the second week of the year.
Really, it's usually not worth it, especially now that I miss so much school for extra-curricular stuff.
Nicely done Necro! That's pretty much how I handle things. I have to leave my house before 7:00 and don't get home 'till after 4, but I haven't even been late for a class. Except the time I left my Scantrons in the car and had to run across both parking lots to get them. And then run back. With two minutes 'till class started. I was late.
Ehh... well in high school.... I would just skip... just leave... i know all of the security guards so i would lie to thier face and leave to go to the mall...
In College though... skipping isnt worth it unless your teacher is nice and lets u make up the work.. =P And you have a friend that lets u copy notes... thats nice ^_~
Back when I was trying to get out of a day of grade school, I devised a pretty solid plan.
There was a rusty wagon under my back porch. So what I did was I snuck out early in the morning with a cup and took some of the rusty water inside the wagon inside my house. I poured it in the toilet and told my parents that I threw up. I stayed home that day for some reason.
My mom told me a story once where one of her friends faked falling down the stairs to skip school. The plan backfired and he really DID fall down the stairs. His mom felt so sorry for him-even though she knew he meant to fake it-and let him stay home for the day.
Just say you have explosive diarreha. It's fool proof.
yeah, that can work tooQuote:
Originally Posted by Venom65437
Cut off your arm. Of course, this can only work twice.
ferris buellers day off
You can imagine being sick, and actually become sick, I've heard.
I think I've actually pulled that off once.
Yup. I could (I haven't tried recently) make myself feel sick to my stomach if I tried. That was a "useful" skill, I guess, but I was never actaully sick, so maybe it was all just in my mind :P
i can't fake being sick :( ,my mom takes my teperature then judges it, then she looks at the coloring of my skin.... sometimes i hate the fact that she was once a nurse.
So in my case, hide all the thermometers then throw up somehow (or do something that makes your face go pale, and don't use make-up) :tongue: but i don't know if it works, i'm too honest to even try :(
If I don't want to go to school I usually just don't show up. Then I yell at my mom until she calls me in sick.
You have to do what I've done. I built up several years of trust by not faking it all through primary school (Years 1-6) and then when I hit high school (Years 7-12), I could do it whenever I want! Of course, i like school cuz I get to see my feiends, so I don't do it very often at all. I don't even need to act sick, I just "go to bed early" (sit in my room with the light off and the sound down and play FF7) and in the morning say I feel sick. My mum will assume I went to bed early cuz I'm sick and she'll let me stay home! Groovy!
I never bothered in High School, partly because it is dishonest to fake and partly because it would be bad to miss classes. (though now I understand that they move at a snails pace in High School) In university, no one cares if you skip, so when I feel tired I might skip some early morning classes. It isn't very good to skip, but it isn't too bad to catch up if your material is online. (do not skip arts courses, they don't like putting material online.) In High School I didn't like skipping also because the teachers would eventually get suspicious of people who kept calling in sick.
I sit right here.
HA HA!Quote:
Cut off your arm. Of course, this can only work twice.
Thats what I used to do when I was in school and wanted to go home up until 12 grade when I just left.Quote:
You can imagine being sick, and actually become sick, I've heard.
If I didn't want to go it was easy. Both my parents couldn't be gotten ahold of at work so I would unplug the answering machine and go do whatever. My parents would never know because the school had no way to tell them.
The days I usually skipped was when my class as doing assembly and I was supposed to perform or something similar. But I didn't fake it, I just told my dad I really didn't want to go, which was true.
Can't you just leave once you get to school? I mean...
How do you get to school?
I always walked. If I didn't feel like going to school, I'd walk somewhere else. (Or ride my bike somewhere else)
Why do you want to pretend your sick anyway?
Damn, that is almost uncannily like what i used to do!Quote:
Originally Posted by Winged Sorceress
But being honest, if you really wanna stay off - you've gotta be commited to your faked illness. Get to bed early and make it known to the parents that what you're going through is suffering (" "). Shock tactics in the morning rarely worked with my mum, it's usually "oh just see how it goes" - so starting your condition the night before is vital.
If you REALLY don't want to go in the next day, try leaving your bedroom window open and put wet socks on going to bed. NB:- this method has been proven to produce actual pathogenic infections :D
Cut off your head. Of course this will only work once. But you get a permanent excuse.
Don't skip, trust me. You'll wish you hadn't when you're filling out college applications.
Yeah, I wish I had tried harder in high school. Instead I slept.
Me too...Quote:
Originally Posted by Bert
And went to the bathroom. :(
And i really, REALLY should not have skipped school today.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bert
I kinda miss HS where you are forced to go..... ._.
Set fire to your school.
...oh alright, make sure you do it at night so no-one's in there except some hobos, but no-one cares about them.
Half the fun of school was not going to school. Now you wish you could go back so you could skip it again. Weird!
I heard this girl in college today say that when she was in school she drank a cup of salt water in the morning which made her feel sick so her mum would think she was ill.
I was such a bad actor. I ALWAYS went to school coz of my mom. And my dad gives the 3rd degree like friggin hell...
I'm on;y in 8th garade so its not that big of deal. i hardely ever stay home even when i am sick. my moms a nurse so can't really fake sick just ask what you guys thought. but i will value your guys information.
Well, for me, it's easy... I'm lactose intolerant, so anything with Milk in it will make me sick ASAP.
I used to just go to school and then leave with my friends.
Now I live on my own so if I don't want to go I just don't. :D
...or get someone to do it for you!Quote:
Originally Posted by Old Manus
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i dont get it, so if people are lactose intolerant and cant drink milk, wouldnt your bones just be weak and brittle?
Calcium doesn't just come from milk.
[q="612904398619"]i dont get it, so if people are lactose intolerant and cant drink milk, wouldnt your bones just be weak and brittle?[/q]
I can drink milk, but only with medication (and milk is gross anyways)... cheese is fine, because the lactose is already fermented out. Other ways I get calcium include fish (yum), broccolli/spinach (yuck), and calcium tablets (meh).
Never bothered faking being ill, its more effort then its worth, remember just because you go in doesn't mean you have to do anything ;)
i think my last ''trying''to fake ill was..''omg mum i have a really sore ear...:('' it didnt work tho...
Well.. i do sometimes forget to switch off my study lamp at night... when i woke up, its uncomfortably hot.. i leaned my head against and Viola!! "mum! i think i have a fever! touch my head!!"
I never faked sick. However, if I got sick, I would take pleanty of time in recovering, often missing many days in a row.
Just pretent you are dizy. And dont eat anything (unless your parents are not watching) wear baggy clothes, or dont get out of bed at all...