Evil Santa 'Claws'

http://usera.imagecave.com/Fuzakeru/EoFFSanta.JPG

I hadn't realized until now but there are people who will write you really mean Santa letters to your friends and family! I remember being little and getting a letter from Santa in the mail ( one of those generic ones EVERYONE got but it had my name on it ). Anyway, I find it funny as hell reading some of the bad santa letters I've found but it would tear me apart if I was a child and got one.

Reagardless, what do you think of the Bad Santa Letter? I'd post a link to some but some of the letters are a little rough and I don't want to be held responsible. Just go to google and type in bad santa letters or something, kthnx!

Bleys ruined Christmas? AGAIN? Oh Bleysie, I bet even Unne won't mistletoe you now...:(

Did I ever tell you the story of how Archie saved Christmas?

Well, we're waiting...

Gather 'round children for Del Murder shall tell us a tale!!!

-pops popcorn and waits anxiously-

Last year for christmas I sent an image of a man who had been impaled through the mouth by a large pole to everyone on my mail list; and it said "merry xmas, enjoy your puddin' " .. or something.

I felt like sharing that.

Archie the tech-nosed admin
Had a very shiny hack
And if you ever ran it
You would see it fixed your mac

All of the other members
Used to laugh at all his names
They never gave poor Archie
High score in any arcade games

Then one lagging Christmas Eve
ShlupQuack came to say
Archie with your mind so bright
Won't you speed up this web site

Then all the members loved him
And they shouted out with glee
'Archie the tech-nosed admin
We'll always love your tongue smiley!'

And that's why, every time someone uses the tongue smiley, an old thread gets pruned. :p

That's brilliant, Del. :)

I have to agree. Sheer Brillance. -applause- :D

It was worth the wait!

That was great.... Bleys you should thank Del his tale stopped me from killing you in your sleep :tongue: . Hey a thread just got pruned! It IS true!!! :eek:

that was awesome Del...but that story still didn't change my mood Bleys and i think i have a shuriken with your name on it
:D

Muahaha:

http://www.lettersfrombadsanta.com/ltr_jewish_jc.jpg

You found the site I was at. ^_^- Good job!! <3 <3 <3

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And that's why, every time someone uses the tongue smiley, an old thread gets pruned. :p

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That's awesome, Del.

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Damn you beat me to it :( :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p

I've pruned more than my fair share of threads then :p

Murd, that was freaking brilliant.

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Originally Posted by Del Murder

Archie the tech-nosed admin
Had a very shiny hack
And if you ever ran it
You would see it fixed your mac

All of the other members
Used to laugh at all his names
They never gave poor Archie
High score in any arcade games

Then one lagging Christmas Eve
ShlupQuack came to say
Archie with your mind so bright
Won't you speed up this web site

Then all the members loved him
And they shouted out with glee
'Archie the tech-nosed admin
We'll always love your tongue smiley!'

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That's the best Christmas gift any of us could possibly get, Del. :thumb:

Now, Del (Murder that is), will you please tell us all a story about how Bleys almost ruined christmas?

Santa, I adore how you ruin people's lives. :D

Sorry, I don't do requests.

:whimper: Please? -sniffles-

Tell us or I'll help yazoo kill Bleys!

I've never had a bad Santa letter.... I feel so lonely..... *sniff* :(

[q="Del Murder"]Sorry, I don't do requests.[/q]

Please...sir *sniffle, sniffle*...wouldn't you make an exception, just once...just for me *pleading eyes*?

That was hillarious, Del. :lol: