Do you drink enough water?

Water is so sexy. Who dosen't like opening up a crisp, cool bottle of Dasani Remineralized Water (Reverse Osmosis, Non Carbonated, Total Dissolved Solids: 35 ppm, Fluoride Ions: 0ppm) and drinking it? It refreshes my body and it makes me want to jump in the air and drink more of it.

Water. The source of our life, the basis of everything. If we didn't have water, we'd be dead.

Everything about water is so sexy. The look of it, the taste of it. It has such a great personality. It never bites back and it always tastes the same. Oh water, how I love you. If I could marry you I would.

that... was just weird :D

Are you saying I am weird? Is it WRONG to cherish and enjoy water on an hourly basis? I say good day, sir. GOOD DAY.

Isn't Dasani made from water that comes from some tap in Peckham? :D

But yes, I do drink enough water, but I prefer your name's rival brand, evian. Yeah, it's naive backwards but I don't pay for it so I don't care :cool:

isn't dasani water banned?? it is in the uk because they proved it caused cancer (?????? :confused: ) i dunno how!
i perfetr buxton water because i live around the corner (ish about 10 miles!) from the spring! ahhhh water! i love it too!!!
*drinks a whole load* :love: :love:

Please, let's not discuss this matter. The Dasani Water bottle is looking right at me. I do not want to hurt its feelings.

but is it true??? does it cause cancer??
i used to drink it at college because it was cheap!
but its no cigar compared to buxton!!!

Everything causes cancer. Including licking on stamps.

water, sucks! it really really sucks!
WATER SUCKS! IT REALLY REALLY SUCKS!

:D jk

You better be, son. You better be.

Let's not spam this topic anymore or I'm afraid Matt will come and close it.

water, water of life jesus, gave us the water of life!!!!!
:sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing:

Ok, ok. You can stop anytime now. Please.

What's sexier: Bottled water, water in a lake, or Margaret Thatcher?

IT'S ALMOST TOO HARD FOR ME TO DECIDE :love:

I'm having trouble replying to this thread. Ok, water is tasty, good for you, clear, a liquid, comes from various sources.

But I have never until now heard it be described as sexy. Indeed.

Water is good with some lemon, but my tap water is just as good as Dasani and it's free. :)

How do you know Matt, DasaniWater? By the way, nice sig, but scale it down because it's over 250 pixels. Thank you. :cat:

Welcome to EoFF? :)

Aquafina > Dasani

Drink! Drink! Drink!

Someone's obviously a second account

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Originally Posted by Citizen Bleys

Someone's obviously a second account

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If they are they're good at hiding it, no IPs match. :p

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Originally Posted by DasaniWater

Everything causes cancer. Including licking on stamps.

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apparently toast can....
anywhos!

Either that, or you suck at detective work*, I could very easily create a second account and not have any IPs match. I could even do it from home, but it would cost me $2 per IP.


*Not that I'd do any better, I couldn't identify Linus if he posted from a new library or internet café, either.

Your water killed my father. :(

No, I don't drink enough water. For my lack of the fluid, I'm just not sexy. :(

Mr.Moncton. We meet again.

Ah, yeah. I guess you could say I'm a veteran of EoFF (people still consider me a noob anyways :D) and I can't log onto my old account because I changed my e-mail address by accident.

What has happened to this place? There's so many new people. It's like a flock of birds came out of the unknown and took out the place.

Now, should I reveal my identity? Bah, knowing Bleys he'll probably trace my IP to my location. Then he will know, so the question really is:

Will Bleys reveal who I am? Stay tuned, kids.

Edit: Sorry, Leeza. I'll fix my sig right now. Oh, how's that snowstorm in B.C? Hopefully it didn't hit Vancouver too hard. Oh, thanks for the welcoming. :)

Bleys can't trace your IP because he can't see your IP. :p

Edit: Your more recent IP is closer to Bleys' then any other members I can see. :confused:

He can now that I'm at home.

Matt, you may like me now (I doubt you do, at the moment) but when you find out who I am, this is going to be your reaction:

ban

I see no banned members in the list of people close to your IP. :p

Ok, you know I'm from Atlantic Canada. Now, think of someone in the old days of EoFF that comes from there and you MIGHT figure it out. (If you don't figure it out, I will kill you.)

I don't know.. Chef?

Doesn't really matter. He's a second account and should be banned already.

EDIT: The snowstorm missed me.

I'm not the one answering questions, Matt. Psh.

Edit: Oh nice, new theme. Looks fantastic.

I'm really tempted to just ban you like Leeza said since you're being a punk and won't tell me who you are. :D

Maybe your last answer was correct. Who knows.

*goes off to bake a cake*

..I mean. Aw, crap.

Dasani is obviously a carcinogen.

Aquafina is pure, fresh, and 100% H20. Dasani has been linked to many sewer drainage problems and WMDs. So drink Aquafina today, because we guarantee nothing(as in, nothing but water!).

No.

Now that the mystery is solved, lets get down to business.

Second accounts aren't allowed. :p Same goes for you, Aquafina/Dingo. :)