These are weapons?!
opinions?
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These are weapons?!
opinions?
I have a feeling this isn't true. But xD @ the homosexuality drug thing.
But to be honest, that's not good because it can spread STDs or maybe even get the female soldiers pregnant.
Ive thought of stuff like this before... Non lethal warfare. I would very much want my country to develope weapons like that, which would be used to incapacitate people FIRST, so we don't have to kill as many people.
It's hardly as if the United States is the only country that's come up with these kinds of ideas.
This all sounds like a hoax.
But why would we need a homosexual poison? Can't we just send them pictures of Brad Pitt?
Woah, chemical weapon that makes you gay and screw up your mates.
Hey, it sounds like some real fun, I'd call it the "homonizer" and find many good uses for it: throw it in any parliment, for example. The problems in the country would disspaear ipso facto. Damn, I'd also use it with myself, sure, it would make me gay, but damn, it would also be some fun anyway.
*Mumbles to himself and tweaks the equasion a little on a notepad and gos to visit an all girl school*
What?! :P
If the United States uses the aphrodisic drug... I may be forced to kill myself from the shame.
I would however support the idea of creating a diareha drug or something like those ends, its the little things that decrease moral.
I don't get it. If it turns all the soldiers gay, no one would care if they screwed each others, right?
Well maybe we can no longer discrimminate hetro and homosexuals now? Oo This sounds..wierd seroiusly.
It wouldn't turn them gay in their mind, but they'd be attracted to each other and wouldn't know why. I think that's what it is.
Well at the very least they would understand a homosexual and would make them doubt, but i highly doubt this is true =/
Too bad this nonlethal warfare wasn't researched; only suggested.
They pay people to come up with crap like that? (More importantly, how come I wasn't offered that job?)
I think the "sexy" drug was supposed to make them so horny they'd start screwing the nearest available thing (each other). Stupid idea, really. If they're already gay, they'll go to it, straight soldiers will find females, and anyone who can't find a partner will jack off or join a threesome or something. The only way it could possibly be of use is if troops invade and start shooting while they're having their orgy. Honestly, people think up this stuff, publish it, and then wonder why terrorists mock America? :rolleyes2
Halitosis drug was a decent idea, but God help the Iraqi citizen who picked the wrong day to eat garlic and onions.
The vermin-attracting agent was actually a half-decent idea. Of course, if it's desert fighting, how many wasps are there? And U.S. ground troops couldn't store it, since they'd just bring vermin down on themselves. It'd probably be simpler to export a bunch of juvenile delinquents and have them stinkbomb their hideouts. This'd drive enemy troops out into U.S. gunfire. Eliminate JDs and enemy soldiers in one operation. :radred:
(OK, that was mean. I think I'll go to bed now.)
USA would loose the war because enemy soldiers would be enjoying it so much the morale would rise and make them fight better.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mirage
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Originally Posted by Mirage
I imagine the drug would wear off eventually, and he soldiers would go back to hetrosexuallity.
Im telling u a diareaha bomb would be most effective.
The point of the weapon is to lower moral. After the drug wore off the soldiers would be shocked at their actions and confused.Quote:
USA would loose the war because enemy soldiers would be enjoying it so much the morale would rise and make them fight better.
...that sounds ridiculous. o_O I don't have an opinion on it one way or another.
By the way: don't blame America. Foreigners are pissing me off more and more by the minute.
Oh noes!!1 not teh gay bomb ;_;
When I read this on Monday I was laughing my ass off. This has got to be the best thing released due to the freedom of information act.
OMG when does this stuff go on sale :joey:Quote:
an "aphrodisiac" chemical weapon that would make enemy soldiers sexually irresistible to each other
a vomiting agent would be more effective, methinks. When you puke, you're almost entirely incapacitated. unless you're used to it, I suppose. But it's not cool, and it'd be a good first strike weapon, make mop-ups easier. although, if the friendly troops smell the puke, and then start puking, then they'd add to the building mound of puke and the stench would increase, making more and more soldiers puke, so in the end, instead of a weapon, you have a big giant puke-fest the likes of which have never been seen since the last Supermodel bathing suit fashion show.
gross. maybe the sexy drug would be better.
Aside from crippling you immediately, vomiting lowers your morale, dehydrates you, starves you (since you lose all the fuel in your stomach), and just makes you feel lousy in general. If we managed to pipe a puke-gas into an enemy hideout, then seal them in, the stench would be unbearable. Nobody could keep anything down, and it would be just obscenely cruel.
And effective. I mean, U.S. troops could always strike from upwind.
Or just wear gas masks. :rolleyes2
Moral attack? Dude, NOW WE KNOW why we suddenly became attracted to eachother! :p
Besides, being gay wouldn't stop me from popping a cap in some ass. So all they'd manage to do is insure a painful demise by messing with my harmones and wasting hard earned tax money on something so stupid..
Dirreiha bomb might work, but better yet.. how about a nuclear device that causes them to itch excesscivly? Think about it, they'll lose concentration, feel abliged to scratch and not shoot, and noone has to smell dung/risk getting ebola.
There is one easy way to get round this. Use female soldiers. The chemical wouldn't work for both men and women. Put in a couple of women to make sure the men do some work rather than just thinking with the testicles... hang on...
I notice another flaw. What if you, the people who bombed them with the sexy drug, were taken captive... he he he.
I think dioreah/vomiting is the way to go. no loss of life, but hillarity for those with gas masks.
but supposing we develope the puking agent, and start deploying it, and the enemy trains a buncha supermodel commandos who're used to puking since they do it several times daily? I mean, it'd hardly incapacitate them at all, doncha think? :shoot: :shoot: :shoot: :barf: :shoot: :barf: :shoot: