my watch is broken

it just stopped. can anybody help me?

Wind it up.

but i lost the key. what can i do?

get new batteries

Count seconds out loud.

shove it up your nose and your brain will absorb it. then you will always know what time it is and never hafto look :)

i'm slipping into a void of timelessness

My time is going too quickly. I'll trade!

you don't have one of those evil digital watches do you?

Get one of those atomic clocks that lose a second every 30,000 years. :D

I like watches that lose time. or gain time. it's just the ones that stop that bother me.

Buy a new one.

the use of money is why I'm being punished with a stopped watch in the first place

Can I have it?

clocks are the work of shay'tan

If you come pick it up I will give it to you.