-Help-Theres a ****ing Mouse in my bedroom!!

Ive been at home in bed sick for the bast 4 days(which is why Ive been on the site so often). Now this morning I woke up to what I "thought" was the sound of birds chirping which I never heard around my house before but as I was dozy and on medication I took no notice and eventually I fell asleep. Later I woke up to what Im definite was *drumroll*...... Squeaking.
Im certainly not fond of them but I can handle cockroaches, Spiders or whatever but mice are a NO, Holy crap what am I gonna do if its a rat? Feel free to inform for any advice on how to kill of unwanted visitors

Please dont kill it. There are a variety of humane traps available so you can catch it and set it free somewhere else.

They arent like bugs, they wont dare come anywhere near you at anytime. I had a mouse living with me (and five cats xD) for months and I never saw it, only it's droppings.

Dont those traps super glue it to the floor of a box or something so it has a long, drawn out and agonizing death?

As I said, there are numerous kinds of humane traps. And glue traps only draw out the death if ther jerk that caught the mouse doesnt free it.

Yeah, please don't kill the mouse. I love mice. Maybe you can use some breadcrumbs or something to lead into a box then take it outside?

keep it in a cage :) . i had a rat once, there awesome pets, i wish i still had mine but my mom killed it when i was away :(

You can handle cockroaches, but you can't handle mice?

*shudder* I can handle most things, and most kinds of bugs, but cockroaches are a NO. Anyway about your mouse problem, make noise. When you hear it squeaking, rustle something around, start talking and it'll run away. Then flee to the store and buy traps.

put food in your room to get rid of it
i heard mice HATE food
esspecially cheese and like crackers or something
just put that on your floor and i'm sure it'll leave...or invite friends for a party

*and mice are smart. One mouse at my grandmom's house jumped OVER a mouse trap (the sticky one) and went on about it's thing*

Lure it out with some sort of food, and then find someone brave enough to pick it up. That's what we did when one of the critters found its way into our house. It was quite lucky, actually, considering the cats nearly ate it.

I caught a mouse once and kept it as a pet. I called him Gerald since he lacked a house.

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You can get these mouse traps what just catch the mouse in a little box then you have to put them somewhere else- very handy if you have an annoying neighbour :tongue: just kidding
But, no, I agree with the other people who said this, don't kill it!

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Originally Posted by Rainecloud

Lure it out with some sort of food, and then find someone brave enough to pick it up.

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Right. And then it bites you and gives you dieseases. Good plan.

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Originally Posted by Spaceman Spiff

Right. And then it bites you and gives you dieseases. Good plan.

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that's why you grab it by tha tail
unless the mouse knows how to kick box and knows jujitsu, then you're in trouble

Toss a grenade into your bedroom. OK, it may blow a hole in your wall, trash all your stuff and there's always the chance your house will collapse...but if you wanna make an omlette, you gotta break some eggs. :greenie:

the mouse might live, and then s/he'll be homeless with a bunch of ninja mice!

I really dont want to have to go near it at all.
Perhaps some type of catapult...

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Originally Posted by Spaceman Spiff

Right. And then it bites you and gives you dieseases. Good plan.

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Quiet, you.

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Originally Posted by Yazoo'squeen

the mouse might live, and then s/he'll be homeless with a bunch of ninja mice!

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Ninja mice? I'd call that an omlette, and the homeless element an egg.

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Originally Posted by Psy

Ninja mice? I'd call that an omlette, and the homeless element an egg.

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are you by any chance eating an omelette?

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Originally Posted by Yazoo'squeen

are you by any chance eating an omelette?

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Does the liver of a pure virgin pilgrim fall under the category of omelette?

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Originally Posted by Psy

Does the liver of a pure virgin pilgrim fall under the category of omelette?

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It could

Shame, because I'm not eating one.

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Originally Posted by Psy

Shame, because I'm not eating one.

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Well...what are you waiting for?

*Remembers the movie Mousehunt*

There was a mouse in my loft once. He used to scratch the space just above my cupboard every night at about 2am and without fail, the damn thing would wake me up! So my dad made this really cool trap that was like a cage that mice can climb in to but not out of. We put a piece of cheese in there and checked it every day. Unfortunately the mouse didn't fall for the trap until about a month later when we had given up checking. Poor little dead mousie... :(

Even after picking the mouse up by the tail, please wash the hell out of your hands afterwards! As for catching the thing, leaving food in a box (i heard mice like bacon? don't know how) and then gently transferring said box to the outside world sounds like the best bet. If you use poison, your house will begin to reek of dead mouse. No, DECOMPOSING dead mouse. So think hard!

we once put one of those traps out that traps it in a box. the mouse chewed through 2cm of solid plastic ( :eek: :eek: ) and escaped! i guess it was a mutant mouse!
i live in the country so we always have mice! dosn't bother me much!
plus once when i woke up a mouse was dancing at the bottom of my bed!!no joke! it was hopping up and down looking at me! :D it was a cool mouse!

Mice are so cute!! ^_^ I wouldn't touch it but it's like aww....

http://images.google.com/images?q=tb...0609000415.jpg

I saw one in lower floor of my dorm just a while ago... <3

And btw cockroaches... are just horrible. How can you handle cockroaches and not mice? @_@;; *runs away screaming*

My advice: Catch it and make it your pet!

Catch it in a box somehow, then shave it and throw it into the snow. That'll teach it to ever go back into YOUR house again... ^_^

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

...but if you wanna make an omlette, you gotta break some eggs. :greenie:

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NO.

....I don't think some of you quite get it :p

Let me clarify,

http://tifa.net/cabu/mouse.jpg

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Catch it in a box somehow, then shave it and throw it into the snow. That'll teach it to ever go back into YOUR house again... ^_^

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that is animal cruelty and don't do that because it'll come with reinforcements and shoot shurikens at you!

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Originally Posted by Jojo

http://tifa.net/cabu/mouse.jpg

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< Mouse > "I will eat your heart. ^_^"

what a sexy mouse

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Originally Posted by Yazoo'squeen

what a sexy mouse

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Now that's animal cruelty... sicko.

I like pests.

*click?*

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Originally Posted by Yazoo'squeen

that is animal cruelty

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Cock-fighting fans in Tennessee claim the bible says animal cruelty is OK, as God said that man has dominion over all the animals, and can therefore do whatever he likes to them.

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Originally Posted by misfit

Now that's animal cruelty... sicko.

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just stating the obvious
and hey, humans were once animals ;)

The mouse in Jojo's picture has 'cute', shiny eyes, lovely brown fur, and glaces a loving, affectionate look at the camera.
The mouse in Destai's bedroom, like those in the real world, probably has one eye, a golf ball sized growth coming out of it's neck, and is armed with a small shotgun. Take NO Prisoners.

http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_nov2003/BellyDancer.gif

I once caught a baby mouse. It was small and slow moving so I went and got a paper cup from my room, scooped it up, and set it free outside. Luckily I got it before my dog did.

I just freaked out when I saw Shlup's picture :eep: *has intense bug fear* I don't think I can check this thread anymore T__T

Edit: then again, 2nd page XD
*shifty eyes cos' I know some evil person will come and quote it or something*

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Originally Posted by Jebus

I caught a mouse once and kept it as a pet. I called him Gerald since he lacked a house.

:D?

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Isn't he getting old?

Madagascar Hissing Cockroaches....it looks like them from Fear Factor

Am I the only one here who would really enjoy a mouse coming into my house? I love mice.

Just eat the damn mouse. That should get rid of it.

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Am I the only one here who would really enjoy a mouse coming into my house? I love mice.

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possibly...possibly not...

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Originally Posted by Hardwood Hank

Just eat the damn mouse. That should get rid of it.

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Unless it eats its way out of your stomach. Happens all the time in Kazakhstan, so I've been told.

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Originally Posted by Rye

Am I the only one here who would really enjoy a mouse coming into my house? I love mice.

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i like mice!
i don't care if they come into the house!
it's too much hassle!

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

Unless it eats its way out of your stomach. Happens all the time in Kazakhstan, so I've been told.

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Yeah, I guess you're right. Don't eat the mouse if you're in Kazakhstan.

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Isn't he getting old?

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Yeah, but he's a good mouse.

Lay off the drugs, man. There is no mouse named Gerald.

As for the problem at hand, just pick up a pair of good ol' stompin' boots.

most rodents and fish are not protected under animal cruelty laws.

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Originally Posted by Jojo

I just freaked out when I saw Shlup's picture :eep: *has intense bug fear* I don't think I can check this thread anymore T__T

Edit: then again, 2nd page XD
*shifty eyes cos' I know some evil person will come and quote it or something*

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*changes pic to a url* [img]http://home.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/heart.gif[/img]

If you feed it cheese, its blood will overheat and it will die. :p

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Aw I love you :love:

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It's such a simple solution!

Now I want a pet mouse named Leeroy.

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Originally Posted by Carnage

keep it in a cage :) . i had a rat once, there awesome pets, i wish i still had mine but my mom killed it when i was away :(

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Such a great parent and person. Wait, no.

I had a mouse named Howard. I also had some name Pablo and Juan and Pedro.

I love having mice in my house, but I try not to since I know the cats will hurt it if they can.

When having them as pets, I prefer rats. They're much more loving.

When I was volunteering for this wilderness team-building place, we caught mice using humane traps.

Then we drowned them and tossed their corpses in the dumpster.

DON'T EVER KILL A MOUSE!!!!!! They're so cute, grab him and give him food...

Like Hell I wont...
If I ignore it, Its just gonna breed anyway until it gives me a diesease and kills me....
Maybe thats why Im already sick! *paranoid*

The only way you'll get a disease from a mouse is if it bites you, or if it comes bearing infected fleas. This is highly unlikely in most places. Mice are not disease-ridden devils, they're usually quite clean and highly intellegent.

So no, that's not why you're already sick. The mouse has no intention of coming anywhere near you at anytime. It just wants to live it's little life.

City rats are the germ-infested devils.

I still say a BBQ is the best way to go.