EoFF political parties: a history and evolution

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03-05-2005, 11:06 PM
eestlinc

EoFF political parties: a history and evolution
I thought I'd give some history on the wonderful EoFF political landscape. Here is a list of past and present official parties and the later parties they spawned. Feel free to add or correct any errors/omissions I make:

Republicrats (no longer exists)
Tentacle Penetration Party (no longer exists)
Goatsecs (no longer exists)
Thief Party, later the Pirate Party (no longer exists)
Conservative Party (no longer exists)
Newbie Party which split into:
- Reformed Newbie Party, later the Phucking Party, then back to Newbie, even later the #eoff party
- Bruckner Party, later Mik's Sex Slaves, even later the Fabio party
Ace Party
BAotW
Secret Elitist Party, later dropped the secret part
Fluffy Pink Party
Anti-EoFF Party
Unne Avatar Party

I'm sure there are a couple others I've forgotten.
03-05-2005, 11:24 PM
Psychotic

I think the Bruckner Party became Mik's Sex Slaves before they became Fabio.
03-05-2005, 11:26 PM
eestlinc

yea, I guess that was the name last year. *shudder*

edit. I still have to official tallies from last year so I revised the list to reflect actual party names last year.
03-05-2005, 11:50 PM
Lindy

Anti-Eoff has always been around, festering in edczxvbnm's black and disease ridden heart.

Or so I've been told anyway.
03-06-2005, 12:13 AM
Kawaii Ryûkishi

In the same way, the Tentacle Penetration Party will never die as long as evil intent lurks in the hearts of mankind.
03-06-2005, 12:46 AM
amratis

I think the name's from the earlier parties that arent around anymore are pretty good, they should come back, I'd be in the Goatsecs party, because it just sounds bizarro :Oo:
03-06-2005, 12:56 AM
Del Murder

I think the Phucking party was separate from the Newbie Party.

Don't forget the Penguins and the Bananas and all those from the historic 01 elections.
03-06-2005, 01:24 AM
Jojee

I wanted to make the Love Love Revolution party this year... but then I saw the Fluffy Pink party and decided to help out on that one instead ^_-; Almost the same thing!
03-06-2005, 01:28 AM
Leeza

You forgot the Pirate Party.

EDIT: Nevermind. :)
03-06-2005, 02:05 AM
Raistlin

I kinda miss being a part of the Secret Elitist Party.
03-06-2005, 02:12 AM
Denmark

wasn't there the Indepublocratic Party? didn't they win sometime? or am I just crazy?
03-06-2005, 02:23 AM
Del Murder

I was quite pleased with the credential of Elitists I put together last year. This year I think my crowning achievement was getting an actual response from Stuffed Regis for the Help Forum.
03-06-2005, 02:54 AM
edczxcvbnm

You forgot my original party...The Rulers! We pretty much stand for what we stand for now. But back then it really wasn't so against EoFF policy because there were spammy threads and things like that. The part slogn is the same as this one. http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gif http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gif http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gif http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gif it!
03-06-2005, 03:12 AM
Lucky Charms

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jojo

I wanted to make the Love Love Revolution party this year... but then I saw the Fluffy Pink party and decided to help out on that one instead ^_-; Almost the same thing!

That sounds cuter than Fluffy Pink *smirks*
03-06-2005, 11:54 AM
Loony BoB

The Rulers
The Goatsecs Party
The Newbie Party aka The Reformed Newbie Party aka the #eoff party
The Phucking Party
The Fluffy Pink Party
The Anti-EoFF Party
The Pirate Party
The Banned Party
The Elitist Party
The Sex0ring Newbie Party
The Pancake Party
The Brett Favre Party
The United Hypocrites Party
The Conservative Party
The Brucker Party
The International Penguin Party
The Inderepublican Party (or was it the Inderepublicratic party?)
The Thief Party
The Ace Party
The Panstless Party (typo apparently intentional)
The "I'm Not Going To Participate" Party
Mik's Sex Slaves Party
Bored Atheists of the World Party aka The BAoTW Party
The United Hypocrites Party
The Fighters Party
The Badass Party
The Vanilla Coke Party
The Excecising The Right Not To Vote Party
The Goomba Party
The Snow Party
The Rock Party
The Unne Avatar Party
The Liberal Party
The Nazi Party
The Party That Doesn't Get Anywhere
The ANTS! Party
The Anti-Nazi Party
The Fabio Party
The Party People Party

EDIT: I don't think the Phucking Party was never part of The Newbie Party. It went, in order as far as I recall: The Newbie Party, The Newbie Party, The Reformed Newbie Party, The Newbie Party, the #eoff party. However I'm not sure on that second one so I guess I'll check it out.

EDIT: Yup, it was definitely in that order.
03-06-2005, 05:58 PM
boris no no

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lucky Charms

That sounds cuter than Fluffy Pink *smirks*

:cry: fluffy isn't cute?
03-06-2005, 05:59 PM
Psychotic

Quote:

Originally Posted by boris no no

:cry: fluffy isn't cute?

Any party with Jojo in it isn't cute by default.
03-06-2005, 06:06 PM
Jojee

They're just jealous ;)
03-06-2005, 10:10 PM
Raistlin

I don't think anyone's jealous of your height, twerp.
03-06-2005, 10:21 PM
Chris

I'm forming my own party.

...I MAY be starting my own, as of now... I'm pretty alone. :(
03-06-2005, 10:32 PM
ZeZipster

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris

I'm forming my own party.

...I MAY be starting my own, as of now... I'm pretty alone. :(

I did that twice. The United Hypocrites Party and The Party That Doesn't Get Anywhere were both one-man parties. The sad part is, if they hadn't mentioned a couple of posts up I probably wouldn't have even remembered their names.
03-06-2005, 10:35 PM
Chris

That's pretty sad :(
03-06-2005, 10:41 PM
ZeZipster

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris

That's pretty sad :(

Thanks for emphasizing how sad that was. I really needed to know.
03-06-2005, 10:47 PM
Flamethrower

Don't forget The Apathy Party.

It was a party started by Linus two elections ago (I think) and the first party I ever joined. It was a great way to participate in the elections without actually having to care about them. :D
03-06-2005, 10:52 PM
Chris

U N I S O N - everybody together. Lets form a... I give up :(
03-07-2005, 12:34 AM
eestlinc

a lot of those parties never really got off the ground, though. And you spelled Bruckner wrong, BoB...
03-07-2005, 08:58 AM
edczxcvbnm

Quote:

Originally Posted by eestlinc

a lot of those parties never really got off the ground, though. And you spelled Bruckner wrong, BoB...

Mine got off the ground the first time...better than this time as a matter of fact. Boy, what you talkin' bout?
03-07-2005, 09:04 AM
Jack

Quote:

The Rulers
The Goatsecs Party
The Newbie Party aka The Reformed Newbie Party aka the #eoff party
The Phucking Party
The Fluffy Pink Party
The Anti-EoFF Party
The Pirate Party
The Banned Party
The Elitist Party
The Sex0ring Newbie Party
The Pancake Party
The Brett Favre Party
The United Hypocrites Party
The Conservative Party
The Brucker Party
The International Penguin Party
The Inderepublican Party (or was it the Inderepublicratic party?)
The Thief Party
The Ace Party
The Panstless Party (typo apparently intentional)
The "I'm Not Going To Participate" Party
Mik's Sex Slaves Party
Bored Atheists of the World Party aka The BAoTW Party
The United Hypocrites Party
The Fighters Party
The Badass Party
The Vanilla Coke Party
The Excecising The Right Not To Vote Party
The Goomba Party
The Snow Party
The Rock Party
The Unne Avatar Party
The Liberal Party
The Nazi Party
The Party That Doesn't Get Anywhere
The ANTS! Party
The Anti-Nazi Party
The Fabio Party
The Party People Party

Parties are FUN.

Quote:

Any party with Jojo in it isn't cute by default.

FACT