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Hey,I saw one of these in FFX111 and i thought it was cool.Here's what you do:
I start a story (a make-up one) and you add on to it.All of it has to be about FFX-2 though.With the exeption of Tidus.
Sound cool?
Here we go:
*Yuna walkes in a room*
Yuna-So Wakka,have you decided what to name your kid?
*Lulu walks in*
Lulu-No, not yet.Although he did think of Spencer.
*Lulu makes a face*
Wakka-I thought you loved that name !
There you go.Have fun.
wow FFXII isnt even out yet!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by lulusgirl
erm... my story ideas arnt very good but carying on from you:
*rikku walks in*
rikku:SPENCER!? what kind of a name is that!?
*wakka gets embarassed*
wakka: well..er...you see
*rikku cuts in*
rikku: any GOOD father would think of a better name
paine: rikku calm down!
rikku: if your not going to listen to me then im leaving!
*runs out of besaid crying*
*yuna runs after paine stays in doorway*
QUOTE]wow FFXII isnt even out yet!!![/QUOTE]
i know.it's scary.here goes more:
paine-smoth move slick.who else are you going to get crying?
*wakka stammers*-i...i...i don't know.
*yuna walks in*
yuna-great ! ! ! ! ! now rikku hates us.
*wakka walks out of room sadly*
paine-now were the gullwings-that-makes-evreyone-sad.
ok erm....:
*Gullwings head back to ship*
Paine: Rikku you wernt vey suportive
rikku:*crys*
*Gullwings board the celsius*
Brother: YUNA!
*brother makes his move*
Paine: you now brother she is your cousin
Brother:wwwaaaa!?
*brother now runs off*
uh.that's too funny.i can't think of anything.sorry.lol. :love: :tongue: :D :D :p :tongue:
Here goes....
Buddy:Um... he didnt know that?
Shinra:No he's been having a mental block ever since Yuna joined the Gullwings
Rikku:*stops crying*Prev....Oh no Wakka going to be worse then Cid! *crys*
Brother and Cid:Hey! What was that!!!!!!!!!!
Yuna and Panie:........ :confused:
yuna-why is rikku so emotional today?
shinra-isn't she always?
*rikku walks in*
rikku-what?so i officially don't have any friends?maybe i should leave the gullwings ! ! ! ! !
evreyone in the room-NO ! ! ! ! !
yuna-i'm so sorry rikku.
*rikku turns and leaves*
hmmm........
Yuna:I didnt mean it!
Rikku: too late you bully!
Yuna: please dont go!
Rikku: NO I HATE YOU ALL!!!!!
Yuna: but.........
*rikku gets on besaid to kilika boat*
Rikku:GOODBYE!
yuna:great now we have to find a new partner
*yuna walks off crying*
*brother is yelling at rikku*
brother-WHAT IS GOING ON WITH YOU?????WHY ARE YOU ACTING LIKE THIS?????
rikku-i am sick and tired of no one appreciating me.
*buddy and paine come in*
paine-but we do appreciate you.we love you like a sister.a friend.a pal.
buddy-whoa paine.are you okay?
paine-why wouldn't i be?
ok,i don't want this thread to die.it's fun...ok?
to stop this threads untimly demise:
Buddy:i dont know you just sounded...diferent
Paine: how so?
Buddy:by what you said to rikku
Paine: cant i tell a friend how much i love them?
Buddy: um..er..forget it...
*rikku runs back on ship being chased by guards*
Gaurd: dont try to sneak on board without paying!
rikku:sheesh im sorry!
this is cool, i will try.
*rikku gives guard money*
Guard: Hey, that's not enough money!
Rikku: See ya! and oh yeah, look down
*guard looks down*
Guard: hey, where is my money? and more importantly, where are my pants?
*rikku sneaks on boat*
Rikku: Hey, what are you doing here Dona?
Dona: Having my honeymoon, what else?
Anouncer: Welcome to the cruise ship of fun!
Rikku: Cruise ship of fun? how cheesey!
Dona: Do you know where the private rooms are?
Rikku: Eww! You're going to make out with Barthtello? Super Gross!
Ok, lets keep this thread going, ok? Thanks a lot!
dona-no.just have a little fun if you know what i mean...
rikku-stop it,that's gross.
dona-hey,i was kidding,my dad isn't feeling well.So i decided to take him with us.I can't find him.
rikku-well,i can help if you want.
dona-no thanks.i'll try the martini bar.
rikku-THERE'S A MARTINI BAR ! ! ! ! ! ?????
*rikku runs off*
Dona: What's wrong with a martini bar?
*Dona buys 2 martinis just in case Rikku wants one*
Rikku: Who drinks that anymore? That is not healthy for you! Her out of all people should know that!
Dona's Dad:where's Dona? and more importantly, where's my money! Dona!
*dona's dad runs from the bar and looks for Dona*
Dona: Dad, where are you? Dad? Excuse me Bartender? Have you seen an old man Screaming "Dona!" at the top of his lungs?
Bartender: Huh? sorry, could you repeat that? i didn't have my hearing aid in.
hahaha this is good let me try again:
*dona runs off looking for her dad leaving rikku alone*
rikku:*sigh*why are people like this they allways leave me,
(Insert tragic past here)
ok, this is going pretty good. lets keep it going on.
Rikku: Wait up Dona! Now where could they be?
Dona: Dad! Where are you? Oh, there's Barthtello. Let me ask him. Hey!
Barthtello: Dona! What are you doing?
Dona: Looking for my crazy dad.
Barthtello: Oh.
*Rikku accandently bumps into Barthtello*
Rikku: Finally! I've been looking for you! Where have you been? and hi Barthtello.
Barthtello: Hi
*Barthtello flexes his mussles*
Barthtello: Have you seen Dona's dad?
Rikku: He went into the pool area. Why?
Dona: Oh no! He is going to, I can't even think about it.
*Dona shakes her head in dissapointment*
Dona: Come on Barthtello! We have got to stop him! Rikku, you can come too. Just beware.
Rikku: Beware? It can't be that bad.
*they all run into the pool area*
Everyone: AHH!!!!!
Rikku: this should be rated R. or maybe Z for Z most scariest thing I ever saw!
Dona: I told you!
Barthtello: We can't be scared. Evecpt for maybe Rikku.
Rikku: Hey, what is that suppoesd to mean?
Dona: You just said this was rated Z if this was a movie!
Rikku: Yeah, but look who's here!
Everyone: Gippal!
Dona: What's he doing here!?
I can't think of anything else. It's kinda crazy, huh? lol.
gippal-hey,a guy needs to get his tan too, once in a while.
*rikku's jaw drops open*
rikku-you tan?
gippal-why what's wrong with that?
*the gullwings run in before anyone can say anything*
the gullwings-RIKKU ! ! ! ! !
*rikku turns away*
yuna walks foreward-rikku,we wan't you back.we miss you.
paine-and to bribe you more...
rikku-A PUPPY ! ! ! ! !
*brother sighs lovengly*
brother-that yuna always thinks of evrything.
paine-but it was my idea ! ! ! ! !
brother-ummmmm.
aww. rikku has a puppy. so cute.
Gippal: Happy Birthday
Rikku: Thanks so much. I always wanted a puppy or a squatter monkey.
Paine: A sqautter monkey?
Rikku: Yeah!
Dona: Excuse me, but thats not why we're here.
Buddy: Then why are we here?
Shinra & Benzo: The pain! My poor little eyes! The pain!
Yuna: What are you talking about?
*Yuna looks where the kids are looking at*
Yuna: No wonder. This isn't a place for children to be! Run Shinra! Run Benzo! Run!
Dona: I told you didn't I?
Brother: Why is he summoning? I thought all that was over.
Dona: It is. I was afraid to tell you all.
Rikku: Now you tell us that you father has the ability to summon dead people.
Yuna: We could have asked him to bring back Sir Auron!
Paine: Look at who he is summoning. I don't know anyone with blue hair.
Yuna & Rikku: Seymour!
Everyone else: Who?
Seymour: It's nice to be alive again. So Lady Yuna, have you decided to change your mind and marry me?
Yuna: I didn't want to the first time so what makes you think I would change my mind?
Dona: He asked you for marrage?
Rikku: Yes. But that was while he was still alive. She had to marry him so none of us would die.
Barthello: So your still married?
Yuna: No. I would be a divorced widow.
Seymour: You're not a widow anymore sweetie.
*Seymour attemps to kiss Yuna on the lips*
*Yuna places her gun at Seymour's heart*
Yuna: Back where you belong, sweetie.
*Yuna shoots him*
Dona: So now we know who killed Maester Seymour.
Lulu: So I guess you know then.
Paine: Nice bathing suit Lulu.
Lulu: Thanks Paine.
*Paine nods her head*
Lulu: Did anyone execpt me notice that Baralli was here?
Everyone else: Baralli?
Baralli: Hey Rikku, have you decided what you're going to name yor puppy?
Rikku: No. Can someone help me?
I did what I could. I think this is doing good. lets keep it going
*Yuna stands on beach at Besaid*
Rikku: You and Tidus are getting married!?
Yuna:YES!
Lulu: Thats great Yuna.
Paine: Who is going to be the maid of honor?
Yuna:uh,well i don't ..know
Rikku:It should be me!
Lulu: Rikku! Why would it be you?
Paine: I wouldn't mind doing it.
*Leblanc walks up*
Leblanc: come on loves you know i am the best for the job
Yuna:Well i...haven't decided.
LUlu: we will fight for it.
Yuna: What?
Paine: your on!
Rikku: OK!
Leblanc: This will be easy loves. why don't you just declare me the winner?
*battles begin*
Brother:Catfight!!!!!
I couldn't help but post that.
Leblanc: haha loves you shall witness the power infested in me
Rikku: we arent at a church here!!
Lulu runs in with her old suit from ffx and has her baby as a doll.
Lulu Cast Flare at Leblanc
Leblanc: I always have a shell and protect just incase
Lulu Cast Ultima
Lulu: Shell this!!!
Leblanc flys into the ocean Hey boss don't leave us Ormi and Logos appear outta no where with tidy whiteees and start swimmming out to Leblanc
Rikku: that leaves me!!!
Rikku turns into machina maw
Heyy!!!! Wait!! Tidus Jumps in and yells
Tidus: i could never let two of my friends fight i dont care about that slutty leblanc
Lulu: Hmmm
Lulu cast flare tidus goes flying and yuna catches him
Rikku Uses Devastating missle on Lulu
Yuna: Rikku WON fare and Sqaure enix
Tidus: i suppose soo!
you for got paine.
Yuna: Hey wait where was paine all this time?
Rikku: I dunno but i got to be the brides maid haha
Paine walks up
Paine: wha wha'd i miss i was takin a snooze over there in that tree
Rikku: you were'nt in our little battle
Yuna comes out gives rikku a nice purple dress
Yuna: Here ya go this is the dress
Rikku holds up the dress
Paine: that looks like somthing Leblanc Would where
Tidus: yeah yuna you really lost out im not having freaks at my wedding running around it that!
Paine walks up slices the dress up in 2 seconds flat
Paine: there we go!
Yuna:But the delveriy men brought it! They said it was a gift from the people of Guado.
Tidus: Yuna those aren't delivery men that is Ormi and Logos
Yuna:Oh
*Lulu walks up*
Lulu:Leblanc was way to confident she would win.
Rikku: Like my chest would fit in that anyway
*Wakka walks up*
Wakka: Lulu's would.
*Rikku laughs*
Wakka: You should wear it Lulu
*Lulu smacks Wakka* Lulu: Its pink and slutty!
Leblanc:Hey thats my dress!
Yuna: we will find a dress rikku don't worry
Tidus: we have alot to plan
*Meanwhile* Palace at St Bevelle: Via infintro
Nooj: We Can't hold them off much longer
Barali: I know we have go to do something!
Gippal: This is like dawn of the dead
* Gippal runs up takes a swipe at another zombie and laughs *
Nooj: this is'nt the time to make jokes!
Barali: I know lets call the gull wings
* back on besaid *
yunas talkie walkie rings
Yuna: Yuna here
Buddy: Were having a distress call from Bevelle
Yuna: Alright on my way
* Rikku Crys *
Rikku: but whaaaaaaat about the wedding :cry:
Tidus: Wedding can wait
* Tidus,Lulu,Wakka,Yuna,Rikku,Paine,Leblanc,Ormi,Logos Board the Airship *
Yuna: whats up
Shinra: i know everything
Buddy: Barali Called from the via infintro they say zombie like rotten corps things are comming from deep within and they can't hold them off alone sorry to bust your wedding!
Brother: I'm Glad we busted Wedding
Rikku: sure yare
Pain: Keep this up and there won't be a bevelle to protect
Rikku: not Gippal
Leblanc: NOOJ
Ormi and logos: BOSS
* the ship speeds up and they head for bevelle *
Yuna: Here we are
*Shinra Jumps out in lady luck dressphere*
Shinra: Gullwings go Lalala gull wings fight lalalala...
* everyone looks at shinra in disgust *
Leblanc: He is a disgrace to Lady lucks everywhere
rikku-spoken true ! ! ! ! !
yuna-so...what about the wedding?who's invited?
tidus-who cares?just pick a bunch of people up.invite all of spira for all i care,lets just GET IT ON ! ! ! ! !
yuna-stop playing around tidus.we need to plan the best mans and the invites. the flowers,the place.
tidus-oh god.
wakka-welcome to the married life.
*lulu pushes wakka down*
lulu-hey ! ! ! ! !
sorry i wasn't on a lot guys.
Gippal: Hey rikku how but a hunney moon then the wedding
Rikku: Ewwwww Gross
My turn again
Yuna: Thats great! We should come along!
*Gippal and Tidus both slap there hand on there head at the same time*
Gippal: Um... It was a joke.
Yuna: (Not lisening) Where should we go? Maybe .........
Panie: Why go? We been all around Spria.
Yuna: But not Tidus!!!!..... I got it! It'l be at the Zanarkend Ruins!
Tidus: (Whispering to Gippal) I dont think she herd you.
Gippal: let me try again..... (Shouting) YUNA IT WAS A FREAKIN JOKE!!!!!!!
Yuna: Oh about you and Rikku I knew that I was talking about me and Tidus.
Tidus: Theres no way I'm getting out of this one.
Rikku: So whoes gonna plan the wedding?
Everyone but Tidus: Tobli!!!
Tidus: Whos Tobli?
*Everyone boreds the airship and flies to the Moonflow.....*
Yuna: So can you plan the wedding?
Tobli:YesYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES!!!!!!!!!!!! I will start planing for the wedding of corse right away!
*Yuna,Tobli,and one of Tobli's assestents(its a hypello) skips around in a circle saying......)
Yuna and Tobli: Were going to plan a wedding a wedding a wedding....
Tolbli's Assestent: Yesh a weshing a weshing.......
*Everyone else barfts*
You guys can take it from here........
This iis good
*Meanwhile Guodosolaem Leblanc Chateaux*
Leblanc: I can't believe their Planning a wedding without me Loves ohh whatever shall i do
Ormi: Lets Crash it
lol.i like where this is going.*laughs evily*
lablanc-yes.that is the perfect idea
ormi-ok,now who's really partying?
lablanc-us.now we need a plan.
ormi-what's to plan about it?we just go there and crash it ! ! ! ! !
lol. this is so funny. I could die laughing. lol
Nooj:Is Leblanc coming to the wedding?
Everyone:Are you crazy?
Nooj:All of you know how she acts around me
Tidus:What are you talking about?
*Pacce happens to walk into the conversation*
Pacce:What? What you all talkin' about?
Tidus: Yuna & my wedding.
Pacce: Am I invited?
Yuna: Of course! You're going to be the ring bearer.
Pacce:Ok! Is it going to be at Bevelle?
Tidus:No. In Zanarkand.
Pacce:Cool!
*meanwhile at chateau leblanc*
Logos: Does this outfit make me look pretty?
Leblanc:Would you shut up? And besides I have to look good for Noojie Woojie. Now help me look for a good dress
Logos & Ormi:Yes, Boss
Ormi: Do all of your dresses have to look the same?
Logos:You need new dresses
Leblanc: Then lets steal them!
yunie-sure,from bloomingdales.
leblanc-when did you get here?
yuna-uh...five mins ago.
leblanc-why are you here?
yuna-i wan'ted to invite you to our wedding.
leblanc-well,i don't wan't to come ! ! ! ! !
logos & ormi-boss ! ! ! ! what are you doing? i thought we wan'ted to come?
lol!
Leblanc: Well, we thought you wouldn't invite us!
Yuna: We're still doing preperations.
Leblanc:Oh. Is my Noojie Woojie going to be there?
Paine: Yes. But he has no idea you're coming.
Baralli: Maybe you'll marry him?
Wakka: Like a double wedding? This is going to be trouble.
Rikku: Thats it! I'll name my puppy Trouble! Thanks so much Wakka!
Wakka: You're welcome?
Tidus: Oh yeah I almost forgot! Here's Trouble's first present.
Rikku: Let's see. It's Trouble's first toy! Thank you so much!
Ormi: Who's Trouble?
Logos: You idiot! It's her dog.
Tidus & Yuna: We have anothe suprise for you at the wedding.
Rikku: Oh! I can't wait!
*Yuna whispering to Tidus*
Yuna: Do you have the squatter monkey?
Tidus: Of course!
Yuna: Ok!
*resumes back to normal talking*
this is hard.
rikku-what about a squater monkey?
wakka-i don't know.
rikku-another mystery that needs to be solved by the gullwings.
shinra-did someone say the gullwings? go gullwings,la la la la la, go!
Why did we make this so hard?
Yuna: What are you talking about?
Rikku: I heard you talking about a squatter monkey.
Tidus: What do we have to do to make this girl happy? Yevon!
Shinra: Gullwings go, la la la la la, gullwings go, la la!
Everyone: Shut up already!
Shinra: Sorry.
Buddy: Besaid needs help. Monkey alert!?
Yuna: That's what we were talking about. Right honey?
Tidus: Right sweetums.
Paine: If they keep talking like this, I might puke.
Rikku: Really.
Brother: It might of been nice if you told us you were psychic.
~Onn the Air Ship To Besaid~
Brother keeps yuna as far away from tidus as possible and makes many attepemts to throw tidus off ship.
~ IN Besaid~
Barali: Oh no we forgot the zombies that were comming from bevelle.
The zombies get closer.
Yuna Shoots one. and they see a shine of meddal
Tidus hey they are machines.
Soon all the heads pop off and they see dozens of squatter monkeys jump from the zombi machines
this is so hard.
*rikku screams*
rikku-monkeys ! ! ! ! !
paine-i'm geussing this wasn't the surprise?
yuna-paine...we don't need this from you.we are trying to plan a wedding and your just MAKING IT WORSE! ! ! ! !
paine-sorry,let's just concentrate on the monkeys.
rikku-ummm,guys?WHERE ARE THEY?
yuna-after them...wherever they are.
barthello-hey guys,life is getting strange.just a few minutes ago i saw mechanical monkeys running.wierd huh?
Yuna: Ow! One just bit me!
Rikku: You don't say it like that, you say "Owie". Jeez Yuna, get it right.
nice one emms.
GOD ! ! ! ! ! this is hard.ummmm.
yuna-don't worry,it's just bleeding.
rikku-NO ONE BITES MY FRIEND ! ! ! ! ! GET BACK HERE YOU DIRTY ROTTON MONKEY ! ! ! ! !
yuna-rikku,calm down.
*rikku sits down and crys*
yuna-don't cry rikku
rikku-i can't help it...you guys will hate me when you find out.
paine-oh brother
brother-did yuna say my name?
paine-no,rikku...what's wrong?
rikku-I LOST TROUBLE ! ! ! ! !
brother-i don't get it.
rikku-no,my puppy.
*everyone gasps*
yuna-rikku! ! ! ! !
God, Jesus, and the Holy Spirit this is hard!
Tidus: He blended in with the monkeys so if we destroy all the mechanical monkeys, we'll find Trouble.
Yuna: I'm marrying the smart one!
Brother: Rikku, keep an eye on Tidus!
Rikku: Yes sir!
Yuna: Hey, you stole that from me!
Rikku: You got any proof?
Yuna: You were there with me!
*gets a flashback screen and plays it back*
Yuna: See?
Rikku: But I wasn't in the group. I was in the travel agency!
Tidus: You said that to me right after Auron had to apolgise for me.
Yuna: What did he have to apolgise for?
Tidus: He said, "Sorry. That was your line." And I said, "Yuna..."
Paine: Stop! What does this have to do with anything?
Yuna: She started it!
Paine: I have one more question, where did you come from Barthtello?
Barthtello: I don't know. I just popped up here.
lol. We should stop making this hard. i don't know how, but we will do it!
lol,i should print this :D .sorry im still thinkin
i'll try not to make it hard.sry if it is.
rikku-just like that?
barthello-yep like magic
evreyone-SOUNDS LIKE LULU ! ! ! !
lulu-sorry evreyone,i just couldn't resist when i found out he was with dona.
rikku-i don't get it.
*lulu shakes her head*
lulu-i poofed barthello from fun times to trouble.
rikku-TROUBLE ! ! ! ! ! I'M COMING FOR YOU ! ! ! ! !
lulu-now i'm the cluless one.WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?
lol! I'll die from laughter if you keep putting stuff up like this lulu!
Tidus: Lets see, we forgot there were zombies so we came over here and then yuna shot a zombie and it ended up to be a squatter monkey with metal zombie covering around it and Trouble was so excited that he ran after it and now we can't find Trouble because he blended in with the monkeys and now we have to...
*gasps for huge amounts of air*
Tidus: ...Shoot all the zombies and find...
Lulu: Ok, ok! I'm not trying to kill you before your wedding!
Tidus: So what are you trying to say? Your going to kill me after the wedding?
Lulu: No, no!
Paine: Can we please get on with it? What does this have to do with the mission?
*gasps for air*
Paine: We better get out of here. Somethings in the air. I think it might be polluted.
Rikku: Trouble! I'm coming for you!
Dona: Would you please get over it!
Rikku: Why should I?
Dona: Because I found your puppy.
Rikku: Wha! Yay! Thanks so much Dona!
Dona: Whatever.
Barthello: How did you get here?
Everyone: Lulu!
Lulu: I didn't do it this time! I promise!
Dona: I got in here from the big gigantic hole that Shuyin just left.
Everyone: Shuyin and Lenne!
Lenne: Sorry about that. We had to rip a space time hole just to get here.
Shuyin: We came to check up on you. You need any help?
Yuna: Can you help us with our wedding?
Lenne: Maybe you can have a double wedding?
Tidus: A double wedding?
Shinra: Sure, they never got married. Why did you think I always said lovers?
Yuna: I don't know. Maybe you forgot something?
Shuyin: Well now you know.
Yuna: Should we get married in Zanarkand or the Farplane Abyss?
Tidus: I don't know right now.
I did what I could. This wasn't as hard as last time.
sorry ffgirl ! ! ! ! ! the funnie just keeps on coming.
yuna-well i want to get married in the makilania lake! ! ! !
lulu-why?
yuna-because that's where tidus and i had our first kiss.
everyone exept lulu and wakka-awwwww.
lulu&wakka-WHAT? ? ? ? ?
lulu-well,this is news.
yuna-what,you didn't know?khimari did ! ! ! ! !
khimari-yes,khimari did.
everyone-AHHH ! ! ! ! !
rikku-if everyone just starts popping up i'm gonna have a heart attack !
khimari-sorry.it was all lulu.
lulu-NO IT WASN'T ! ! ! ! !
*everyone laughs*
is that funny enough ffgirl?
that was ok.
Rikku: So who was it?
????: It was me.
Yuna: Is it really you?
????: Yes. I am...
Paine: No way. OMG! Dad?
Everyone: Dad?
Auron: Its just something I learned from Shuyin.
Paine: I can't believe its you dad.
Auron: Sorry it took so long.
Wakka: Wait a minute. So you are Braska's guardian, Tidus's nanny, and Paine's father? Give me a break.
Lulu: Did you know about this Kimahri?
Kimahri: Kimahri promise Auron never to tell.
Tidus & Shuyin: Now we have someone to invite to the double wedding.
Yuna: Oh yeah, I totally forgot. Maybe we can get married in the farplane abyss. Its so beautiful there.
Lenne: So it's settled?
Lulu: Not yet.
Rikku: So Auron, do we have to call you Mister Auron now?
Mister Auron: No, not nessicarily.
Rikku: Ok.
OH...MY...GOD...THAT WAS FUNNIE! ! ! ! ! AURON'S HOTT ! ! ! ! !
i'll post some later.
I LOVE AURON ! ! ! ! ! HE'S HOTT! ! ! ! !
He is so hot for and old man!
Auron-Well I would say the farplane I'm still not completely here
Paine-What your dead?
Auron- this is why I was missing for 12 years!
Paine-Daddy look what I learned to do!
*Pus on samuri dress sphere*
Wakka and Tidus- man why can't we be Auron he's the favorite
*While swinging blade around Paine kills kimarhi*
Yuna-Oh well I never liked him anyway
Sorry I never liked Kimarhi...
Aww. And Kimahri was kinda cool now
*Kimahri comes up in pyreflies*
Kimahri: Kimahri knows now why Kimahri doesn't like Paine
Paine: Oops. Sorry.
Auron: You better apologise! I know your mother didn't raise you up like this.
Paine: No. I know better.
Buddy: Hey, this isn't the Paine I know. This is the girly Paine. I only knew the mature, tough Paine. Get out of here!
Paine: What did you say?
Brother: That's the Paine we know!
Paine: So you like me better mean?
The Gullwings: Truly, Truly, Truly, YES!
Paine: Fine then.
Gippal: So now we know who Paine's father is. The almighty Auron. Can I have your autograph?
Auron: What are you, a Barthello clone?
Nooj: Where did you come from?
Gippal: I was here all along. I just didn't say anything.
Rikku: Gippal, can I talk to you for a moment?
Gippal: Finally, time to make my move.
Kimahri: What move?
*Gippal screams like a little girl*
Gippal: Aah!!!! Where did you come from?
Rikku: Come on Gippal!
Kimahri: Yeah, time to make your move if you don't get dissed out by your crush.
Gippal: How did you know?
Kimahri: I am a normal Gun Mage. I already know scan and I scaned you.
Gippal: It would have been nice if you told me earlier.
I'll just leave this up to you.
Happy digging!-Gippal
Is digging your wildest dreams come true?-Gippal
I'm just doing Gippal quotes so don't mind me
La la la la....La!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh my god.this is even harder.ummmm:
*gippal pulls rikku aside*
gippal-rikku,ever since we broke up...
rikku-I LOVE YOU ! ! ! ! ! !
gippal-what?you do?
rikku-yuperoonie. :)
gippal-well then,would you be interested in a tripple wedding?
rikku-you mean...?
gippal-yes.
*gippal gets down on one knee*
gippal-rikku grace johansson...will you marry me?
yuna-RIKKU GRACE JOHANSSON ? ? ? ? ?
rikku-what?were you listening the whole time?oh,and yes gippal,i will marry you.
*gippal dances*
rikku-don't do that.
*everyone dances exept rikku*
rikku-STOP ! ! ! ! ! ! YOUR SCARING ME ! ! ! ! !
sorry it's so mushy guys. :love:
*Waka walks in *
Waka-huh?....Rikku whats wrong? You look kinda sick.
you spelled wakka wrong.
rikku-no wakka.i'm actually happy.
wakka-why?
gippal-because i asked her to marry me.
wakka-WHAT? ? ? ? ? ? NOOOOO WAY ! ! ! ! ! YOUR TOO YOUNG.
rikku-but wakka...
wakka-no butts.the wedding is off.
*everyone stops dancing*
lulu-ohhhh no you don't.you can't stop a lovers wedding.
wakka-watch me.
rikku-wakka,you listen to me.i find the man that i really love and you just have to take it away from me.
*rikku runs away*
*gippal runs after her*
lulu-now look what you did.they love each other...just like you love me.
Wait, can seventeen year olds get married? Sorry for making it harder Lulu. Didn't mean to.
Gippal: How am I scaring you, fiance?
Lulu: What did you just call her?
Kimahri: Kimahri saw Gippal propose.
Yuna: So now we have a triple wedding...
Tidus: We mind as well get Dona and Barthello hitched too...
Paine: They are only roomates.
Tidus: Oh. I didn't know
Rikku: This is all so sudden. He just...
Kimahri: Kimahri explain. Happen just like Yuna and Tidus execpt only in Home. Rin told me.
Rin: Yes.
wakka-I just cant understand why it has to happen now. Rikku you have a lot to do in this world yet, so dont settle now!
rikku-why not ?
wakka-are you prepaird for kids already??
????????
rikku-maybe i am ! ! ! ! !
lulu-no,your not ready for the pain and the un-freeness of marrage.
wakka-lulu,your so hurtful.
rikku-BUT I TRULY DEEPLY LOVE HIM
gippal-and so do i.
*gippal and rikku hold each other*
wakka-get a room.wait...maybe you shouldn't.
yuna-but wakka...*looks at rikku*i think you would make a fine famely rikku.
gippal-thank you yuna
*yuna smiles and give rikku a hug*
yuna-im proud of you rikku.
rikku-thanks...but no famley yet.i'm only 17 ! ! ! ! !
yuna-that's true.
rikku-but i defenatly know who i love.
*lulu punches wakka*
lulu-you never say that about me ! ! ! ! !
wakka-ow...hey Lulu! its just that.....well. i dont want to make the other guys jelus.
*tidus stifles a laugh*
waka -hey! whats so funny?
tidus-what?oh,nothing.
lulu&wakka-YOU'D BETTER SPIT IT OUT BEFORE I BEAT IT OUT OF YOU!
tidus-well,lulu's...you see...lulu is...um...pretty?
wakka-you'd better say that mister.
*rikku walks oput in her wedding dress*
*gippal's jaw drops*
gippal-oh sweety...your beutiful! ! ! ! !
rikku-really?i's yuna's wedding dress.
yuna-WHAT? ? ? ? ?
rikku-from the wedding w/ measter seymore
yuna-it better be ! ! ! ! !
wakka- i gess they divorced to soon to call it marige.
*yuna give wakka a punch in the gut*
wakka- oww....this is starting to get sore.
Shuyin: Where is everone elses wedding going to be?
Rikku: We're not going to get married here. Gippals going to carry me all the way to the zanarkand ruins.
Lenne: We have a suprise there for Tidus.
Tidus: No way. Thanks guys!!!
Lenne: Not everyone is a guy.
Tidus: Sorry?
Yuna: Rikku? I might need my wedding dress back.
Lulu: Yuna, I already have your wedding dress.
Yuna: Thanks so much Lulu!
Wakka: Hey, Hey, Hey!!!! Are you sure your ready to start a family? Not counting the dead people.
Lenne & Shuyin: Hey!!!!!!
Wakka: Whatever.
*Lulu slaps Wakka*
Lulu: Be nicer!
Wakka: Sorry!!!!!!
Lulu: That's more like it.
Wakka: Tidus, I want to know what was so funny in Yu-Yevons script.
Tidus: It was obvious that you were lying.
Lulu: Wakka!
*Lulu knocks out Wakka*
Lulu: Thats more like it. Thank you Tidus.
Tidus: As long as you don't knock me out!!
Lulu: What if I said I wanted YOU to marry me?
Tidus: I can't. I have to marry Yuna.
Lulu: And if Yuna didn't exist?
Tidus: I still wouldn't marry you because you were mean.
Lulu: I like a man who has pride.
*Wakka wakes up*
Wakka: What does that mean? Lu!
Lulu: Just shut up Wakka.
Dona: Maybe we should be friends Lulu.
Lulu: Maybe we should. Maybe we will. Only time will tell.
Thats all folks!
yuna-yeah,back to the tidus marrying lulu thing.why would you wan't tidus to marry you?
lulu-i don't knowwwwwwww.
*tidus moves away from lulu*
lulu-i'm kidding tidus.i love wakka.
yuna-boys,can you leave us for a little bit?
gippall-why?
yuna-so us girls can talk about the wedding.
the boys-okayyyyyy.
lulu-now that the boys are gone,where are we going to have the wedding?
rikku-the thunder plains
yuna-macalania woods
lenne-the farplane
lulu-good.now we need to plan the times.we are all having the weddings on the same day so it will be tight.
sorry it isn't as good as before.
*kimarie pulls tidus from the door*
tidus- aww common!....we have to be prepaird too yaknow.
gippal-some things should be left to the wemen, and you would be wise not to poke around.
*rikku see the door open a little bit and slams it on tidus*
Rikku- get lost!! Go feed a chocabo or somthing!
rothflmfao.
GOD THAT'S FUNNIE.SORRY, I'll TRY TO POST SOME WHEN I STOP LAUGHING.
*back in the room*
Rikku- hey Pain! you could use your songstress dress for the wedding at the thonder plains! remember what a grate job yuna did?
Lulu-I gess music is nice compard to all that loud thonder.
*rikku shivers*
Rikku-mabe mine should be held somewere els...
gippal-no rikku ! ! ! ! ! !
the girls-how did you get in here?
*gippal runs out*
*rikku mutters under her breath*
lulu-oh no,what's this about?
rikku-i'm kinda scared to marry him.
lulu-why?
rikku-i don't know.i love him with every inch of my heart but theress something differant about him that i don't like.
Yuna-then you should tell him and talk about it.
Rikku-but what if he gets mad at me?*starts to cry*
Lulu- well.......its between you and Gippal so why dont you go into the bedroom over there and we'll discuss about the weddings.
Rikku-um........ok. But I'm starting to think that the thonderplains is a bad idea. Luca or Bevel would be a better spot.......I hope Barkeep is doing ok with the food preps.
yuna-actually,barkeep is too busy with his (SPOILER)girlfriend .
rikku-darn.
lulu-GO RIKKU! ! ! ! ! !
rikku-ok then.
*rikku leaves*
*in the bedroom*
*rikku walks in*
rikku-gippal...can i talk to you alone?
gippal-sure sweetie,leave tidus.
*tidus leaves*
rikku-gippal,i'm not sure that that the wedding is a good idea.
gippal-why?
rikku-when you proposed to me,i sensed something differant about you.
gippal-what do you mean?
owch this will be tough!...um
Rikku-well ........there still lots about you that I still don't know......
Gippal-what do you mean?
Rikku-its just that.....when I saw you with that girl in the temple I herd you talking about making a new macina that would charm feinds. I dont know if I can live with that!
Gippal-but.....but Rikku... whait a minute! How did you think I got in the position that im in now? I have influence that can get Spira together again and we can finaly give the Albed a new home so they dont live scatered and outcast people.
Rikku-but it wouldnt be the same....
gippal-why?
rikku-i would rather be hated with you than loved with you.
gippal-huh?
rikku-forget it.
gippal-you know waht rikku?
rikku-what?
gippal-youv'e changed too.your more mature
rikku-what?
gippal-nonono...i didn't mean it like that.i mean that your mature than before.you were already mature.but your more now.
rikku-is that a good thing?
gippal-sure it is sweetie.sure it is.
Rikku- but why make a macina that charms fiends?
gippal-i don't know.to hypnotize them?
rikku-okaysies.
gippal-'cmon honey,lets go talk to lulu and yuna and lenne.
rikku-i will...but you can't! ! ! ! !
gippal-why?
rikku-your a guy.
gippal-but we love each other.
rikku-ummmm,ok! ! ! ! !
*back in the room*
Lenne-Im sierios somone should get mastor Mika to perform the rites...
Yuna- its just not right...its because of him that so many people died in Spira.
Lulu-lets not start fighting now.
*Lenne looks at Yuna and sighs*
Lenne- I gess you'r right Yuna but we still need a preist.
*outside Wakka, tidus, and Kimarie sit beside the hut. Wile tidus gets his butt kicked in 6 arm wrestles with Kimarie, Wakka thinks of what his speach shoud say at Lennes wedding. *
What is going on?????? I am so lost. Oh well.
Wakka: Someone give me an idea!
Tidus: Ow! That hurts! Now what Wakka?
Kimahri: Weakling.
Tidus: Hey! Thats not fair! You exersise all the time and I've been cramped up for two years! Give me a break!
Wakka: I don't know what to say at Lenne and Shuyin's wedding.
Tidus: Then go to mine. Stop Kimahri!
Kimahri: Whatever weakling human.
*to the ladies and Gippal*
Rikku: I would like to go somewhere other than the Thunder Plains!
Lulu: But we've already made arrangements.
Rikku: I would like to volentere...
Gippal: WE would would like to volentere to go to Bikanel Desert.
Rikku: Presisely.
Lenne: Of course. I understand completely.
Rikku: OK!
Lulu: So its arranged, Yuna will go to Macalania Springs, Lenne will go to the Farplane Abyss, and Rikku will go to Bikanel Island. But where on Bikanel Island?
Rikku: The Oasis.
Lulu: Beautiful. Just beautiful.
Lenne: And who'll be the priest?
Paine: The only person there is, Baralai.
Lulu: Ok. Fine with me.
Yuna: And what of Leblanc?
Paine: She can go with Nooj any OTHER time than the wedding day.
Lulu: Ok.
Yay! I spelt Baralai right. In your face Kea!!!!! Yay!!!!!!!
who's kea?ummm,this is getting harder.i thought that you said that you would make it easier.ummmmm,
*in bavelle*
barilai-when are we going to tell the gullwings about the wedding?
paine-i don't know.but not now,they are already planning three other weddings.
barilai-ok sweetie.
paine-barilai,don't call me that.
*back to the wedding planners A.K.A. the gullwings and friends*
yuna-how are we going to do this?
*paine runs in with barilai*
paine-i have somthing to tell you guys...barilai and i are getting married.i know this isn't the right time but i just had to tell you.
*everyone's mouth is open*
*silence*
paine-don't worry...we are going to have it another day than yours.
*everyone's mouth is open*
*silence*
paine-say something you guys.
lulu-i need to lie down.
*yuna faints*
*rikku screams*
sorry it's crappy today.
hmmm.........
Paine-whats wrong Lulu?
Lulu- well......it seems every one is geting merried at once. wheres tidus? I have to ask him if hi got yuna a ring and........oh!...oh im so stressed out!
Paine- I'll find him, you just get some sleep. you like your taking on the world.
rikku-this is so confuseing i ......i wish we could think of .....*checks time*........Its geting late mabe we should all go to the air ship and get some sleep.
*in come Tidus and Wakka*
tidus- so how are th......YUNA!!! are you ok?? what just happend?
wakka-Lulu?........you ok?
gippal-me and paine are getting married and no one is taking it good.
wakka-NO DUH,YA! ! ! ! ! ! WE ARE UP TO OUR NECKS TRYING TO GET YUNA,RIKKU AND PAINES WEDDINGS AND WE CAN'T GO AROUD WITH YOURS! ! ! ! ! ! ONE THING FOR SURE THOUGH...I AM NOT SPEAKING AT YOUR WEDDING! ! ! ! ! !
paine-fine then.barilai...let's go.were obviously not welcome around here.
yuna-don't go paine..were just so busy and this news is just stressing us out more.we are all happy for you.
tidus-what happend yuna? the first thing I see when I come in is you on the floor!
rikku-(yawn)well Gappal, im going to bed. I'll see in the morning.
Gappal-good night sweetie.
lulu-tidus, do you have a ring for yuna?shuyin, do you have a ring for lenne? gippal, do you have a ring for rikku?
boys-YES! ! ! ! !
tidus-but why is yuna on the floor?
yuna-paines getting married.
auron-WHAT? ? ? ? ?
*auron runs from the room to find paine*
kea is my cousin. sorry if i made it harder. i didn't mean to. i swear! anyway.
Lulu: How many weddings are there???????? I might go crazy!!
Wakka: Paine! What did you do this time?
Paine: I told everyone that I'm getting married to Baralai.
Auron: Your getting what?
Paine: Married.
Auron: To a person I haven't met. No way.
Paine: But!
Auron: No buts about it!
Tidus: Oh my Zanarkand! Yuna!
*Tidus picks up Yuna*
Tidus: Breathe! You have to breathe!
*Yuna coughs*
Yuna: Your my hero!
Tidus: And your husband.
Yuna: True, True.
Wakka: Stop this! There are too many weddings!
Paine: Wait until Baralai hears this.
Auron: He won't hear anything if you go deaf or can't speak.
Paine: No dad no!
Thats all I could come up with.
lol if we edit this and send it to a stodio we could make it into an anime film.
*tidus and yuna turn in for the night at Lulus hut. Kimarie asks why human love is such a trublesome thing*
great idea yu-yevon.who's going to send it in to the studio?
your too funnie ffgirl.
ummm:
*wakka screams*
*lulu screams*
*rikku screams*
auron-what's going on?
*wakka runs out of the tent*
wakka-TIDUS! ! ! ! ! YOU GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF YUNA UNTILL THE HONEYMOON! ! ! ! !
lol. ouin nekrd. im just going to let lulu do the next
i'm not wierd and i'm not doing the next.
HAHAHAHAHAHA........it wasn't sapose to be quite like that.........tidus and yuna sleep in two different beds and kimarie was asking that Q cause he saw that Paine was upset........still lol that was funny.
how do you know that they are?Quote:
Originally Posted by Yu-Yevon
ummmsies...
yuna-wakka,i can't wait untill we are married.
lulu-oooooh no missy.you are going to wait.you are too young for it anyways.
yuna-for what?
lulu-TO START A FAMILY ! ! ! ! ! now i'm mad.tidus you are going to have to stay away from yuna untill the wedding.
tidus-NO WAY! ! ! ! !
we'r riting a story......besides i dont think the staff would want us puting hentai in here or we'd be baned.
right.sry.the next poster better not post about the stuffs.yeah.sry.
so them lets start off from were kimarie asks why love between humans is so dificult.
uh.this is harder than ever.
then i'll jump start it....
Lulu-kimarie... its not that its bad .........its just that it can be overwelming.
Wakka-and the fact that we got so many weddings happening at once dosent help.
kimarie-why dont they have weddings each day of week until all are married? or each week end?
lulu-because some people don't wan't to get married.
khimari-then why are yuna,tidus,lenne,shuyin,barilai,paine,gippal and rikku getting married?
lulu-because they wan't to.
khimairi-but i thought that you said that they didn't?
lulu-they do.
Lulu: You know, thats not a bad idea. Thanks Kimahri.
Kimahri: Kimahri welcomes Lulu.
*morning comes*
Tidus: Wake up Yuna. Wake up.
Yuna: Good morning Tidus.
Lulu: Finally, you're up. I want to talk to you about something.
Tidus: What?
Lulu: Instead of everyone getting married in in the same day, how about different days?
Tidus: ok
hold on i have an im going on here!
kimarie-then plan each of them 1 week apart.....make it easyer on Lulu
Wakka: How about a month?
Tidus: Its ok with us but you have to ask the other couples yourself
Lulu: Ok. So when is yours?
Tidus: A month from from now.
Yuna: But everyone else will probably be a week apart.
Kimahri: Lets take stress of of Lulu.
Tidus: Ok.
*over with lenne and shuyin*
Wakka: Um, can you change the date of the wedding?
Lenne: Why?
Wakka: Because Lulu has too much stress and she wants to make it to every wedding.
Shuyin: Ok.
Wakka: So what day?
Lenne: What day fits her?
Wakka: A week from Tidus and Yunas wedding.
Lenne: Thats fine with me. Shuyin?
Shuyin: As soon as possible.
Wakka: So its settled. See you later!
*to bevelle*
Kimahri: Kimarhi forget Paine not get married. Kimahri's fault.
Baralai: What is he talking about?
Paine: I have to confess. My dad didn't like it when I told him that we're getting married. So the wedding is cancelled.
Baralai: And who does your dad think he is?
Paine: He's Sir Auron.
Baralai: Ooh.
Thats all folks
Auron: What are you doing here Paine?
Paine: But I was telling him....
Baralai: But...
Auron: Come Paine, or you will suffer the concecunces.
Everyone wasn't repling so i did a double post. Sorry about that. Does this make it a little easier?
a little bit.
dog backwards...
ummmmm...
paine-dad,why are you so hard on me?
(hot)auron-paine,you are 15 and not ready.
paine-dad,first of all,i'm 18 and second...I AM READY! ! ! !
(hot)auron-does your mother know about this?
*paine starts crying*
(hot)auron-what's wrong?
paine-yeah dad...let's tell mom.well have to visit her in the farplane.wait...we can't do that because it's unsafe.
(hot)auron-paine,i'm so sorry.
paine-dad,a lot of things have changed since you were gone.
(hot)auron-yeah,like what?
yeah...it's retarded today.sry.
lol. its ok. poor paine, she has two dead parents execpt she can talk to one of them at least.
Baralai: Poor Paine.
Paine: Shut up Baralai!!!
Baralai: Dang. What did I do to diss her out?
Nooj: Thats not cool. Only people like me and lucil and maroda can say stuff like that. Stop tryin' to be somethin' you can't eva be.
Baralai: What?
Nooj: Sorry Dude, got it from my cousin Barret.
Baralai: But he's not in this story or game?
Nooj: Thats why he's my cousin and not my bro.
Baralai: Whatever?
Nooj: Whats wrong with you, dude?
Baralai: Nothing!
Nooj: Chill dude. Chill.
I'm really sloppy on this one. Oops a lot!!!!!!
dawg...that was funnie.
lol. if you've played ff7, you know who Barret is.
i havn't.Quote:
Originally Posted by ffgirl
*back to chatou leblanc*
leblanc-what am i going to wear?
ormi-i don't know boss.
leblanc-we don't just stand there...help me! ! ! ! !
logos and ormi-yes boss.
*back at the hut*
tidus- i wonder what whier gana eat at the weddings?
Yuna-even if there just weeks or a moth apart, I would get as fat as Wakka if i ate at every wedding.
wakka- hey!
*rikku poaks wakka in the belly*
wakka- hey stop, your embarasing me.
rikku-*giggles*
Funny!!!!!!!!! And good for you Lulu!!!! That game has so much violence, it's not funny!
Rikku: You chubby Wakka!!
Wakka: Hey!! I'm trying to lose weight!
Lulu: Don't lie, Wakka!!!!!
Tidus: That's funny!! You got dissed out by your own wive!!!!
*Lulu glares at Tidus*
Tidus: I'll be quiet now.
Lulu: Thats much better.
Yuna: Lulu, that was amazing!!! Can you teach me to do that? Such wisdom!!
*Elma walks into Besaid Village*
Elma: Hey!!!!! I say that!! But you do have a point.
*In Bevelle*
Baralai: What do you mean only people like you and Lucil and Maroda can say stuff like that?
Nooj: You're really clueless, aren't you?
Baralai: What do you mean?
Nooj: You will never know.
Auron: Oh yeah Nooj, you forgot Jecht.
Nooj: Thanks for reminding me.
Auron: Whatever.
Baralai: I'm still lost.
Nooj and Auron: You're weird.
Heh, I just read all of this from the beginning and it's frickin' hilarious! My dad keeps giving me weird looks 'cause I keep laughing REALLY loud!
*back at the vilage*
Lulu-its all in the eyes, you have to make them fear your eyes and when they do...*looks at tidus...tidus backs off* thier at your command.
Tidus(in soft voice)-she sais
Lulu- whats that!?
tidus-nothing!!
yuna- now lulu...be nice we are getting married in a week so I want him to be happy.....I dont want a slave for a husband.
im not using a long story so don't worry! lol!!!!!! my mom keeps staring at me because she doesn't get whats funny. omg thats wrong
lol.me too.god this is so funny.
you know what i mean.
*Wakka goes to the air ship for a bit of peace and quiet and comes across Barkeep*
Wakka-hey barkeep! how ya doin?
barkeep- wonderful wakka. i hearsh dat da wedingsh are comming very shoon. I made a shpeshal wedding cake for for each week. it losh of work but it fun.
Wakka: Oh. Can I help?
Barkeep: No, no, no, no, no!!!!!!!! You'll mess up the whole celebabration!!!!
Wakka: And who told you to say that?
Barkeep: Bro did.
Wakka: Who the heck is Bro?
*Brother on intercom*
Brother: This is Bro. Whats with Yuna's cake?
Barkeep: Its fine!!!!!
Bro: Ok. I'm outtie.
Wakka: Wait!!!!!!!!
Bro: Huh? What? Wakka?
Wakka: Yeah, you heard me!! Why did you tell Barkeep that I would mess up the cake?
Brother: Because you Probably would.
Wakka: Brother!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm going to get you!!!!!!!!!
*Brother jumps off the airship*
Wakka: Can you hear me Brother!!!!!!!!!!
Barkeep: I believe that he jumped off the airship.
Wakka: Why aren't you talking in Hypello?
Barkeep: Beacuse I'm really...
*Barkeep takes off his mask*
Dona: Because I'm not Barkeep and I'm really Dona.
Wakka: But why the secrecy?
Dona: Because I hate Brother!!!!!
Wakka: Oh. You learned Hypello?
Dona: No, but I picked some up.
Wakka: Oh. Then I better apologise.
Dona: Whatever.
*Dona pushes of Wakka*
Wakka: I didn't want to get off this way!!!!!!!!!
Dona: Whatever.
I just got bored and decided to do this. I won't be back until Friday night so be good!!!
*Lulu walks in and sees Wakka having a shot of light liqer*
Lulu-Wakka??
wakka-huh?
lulu- I thought you said you would'nt start drinking......you know it'll be a bad influence on our son when he gets older.
Wakka-Hey! if you saw what I just saw, you'd try and forget too!
OMG thats wrong. This will be PG-13 if we ever publish it
i didn't know what els to put after read the last one
lulu-what happned?
wakka-i don't remember.
*brother over the intercom*
brother-wakka! ! ! ! !
*lulu jumps*
lulu-what was that?
wakka-the problem that i'm trying to forget.
LOL, i can't think of one! I'll come back later and see if i can put one up! :D :p :)
god,this is slowing down...and down...and down
*back at the dress store*
yuna-I FOUND ONE! ! ! ! !
*evreyone comes running*
lulu-found what?
yuna-you'll see.wait here.
rikku-wasn't that what we were doing?
*yuna comes out*
rikku-OH...MY...GOD...
lulu-i'm speechless.
rikku-that is the most beutiful wedding dress that i have ever saw.
paine-it's so beutiful that i'm jelous.
Lulu: im jelous...
Rikku: im jelous
leblanc: im jelous
Baralai: im jelous...
*everyone looks at baralai with weird looks on their faces*
Yuna: where did you come from?!
barilia-i was here all along.but i'm really...
everyone-DONA! ! ! ! !
wakka-why are you disguising yourself?
dona-i dunno.
rikku-my turn with a dress! ! ! !
*rikku comes out with a dress*
yuna-oh wow rikku,you are stunning.
rikku-stunning?who uses that word anymore?
*tidus walks in and sees rikku in her dress*
tidus-wow!!! you look cute in that dress your wairing!
*yuna smacks tidus*
Yuna- just keep your litte paws off of her, your mine!
tidus-ow! I know honney I was just complimenting rikku.
rikku (giggleing)- why thank you.
*Lulu looks at tidus and frowns*-What are you doing in here?....Here!! of all placess...get out ! cant you see this is not a place for guys?!!.
tidus- i got bord! sorry
lulu- pervert!
tidus-OK OK!! Im going!
yuna-tidus is not a pervert! he just wanted to check up on me. he so kind and protecting.*hugs her self and dancess in circles*
Tidus: Aaaand leaving...
May I ask what has happened to Rikku's puppy?
Of course tidusrocks. I believe Dona found it pages ago and Yuna and Tidus were planning something for Rikku and her puppywho is named Trouble and I guess we forgot about it.
*truble runs in the room barking and wagging his tale*
Rikku-TROBBLE!!*pics up and huggs him*
Yuna-haha
Rikku-where have you been you litte rascal?
Trouble: You forgot about me.
Rikku: You can talk?
Trouble: Yes. Thats why this is called Final FANTASY. And not Final Something Extra.
????: Not neccarily.
????2: Thats right.
????3: Um, does anyone want a flower? They're the only in Midgar.
Lulu: Midgar? This is Spira, sweetie.
????3: I know.
????2: By the way, our names are...
????3: My name is Aerith. Nice to meet you!!!!!!!
Rikku: Nice to meet oui.
Aerith: Uh...
Tidus: She meant you. It came out in Al Bhed.
Rikku: Uh huh!!!!!
Yuna: Your getting better at Al Bhed Tidus!!!!!
Tidus: I didn't say anything.
????: I did. And by the way, my name is Vincent Valentine.
????2: And I'm Cloud.
Wakka: What a weird name.
Cloud: So is your's.
Lulu: True, True.
Vincent: I would have been happy to marry you if I could have Lulu.
Lulu: Want to?
Vincent: You mean it?
Lulu: Hold on. Wakka, I hate you.
*Lulu throws her wedding ring in the ocean*
Lulu: Ok. I mean it and I'm ready.
Vincent: Thanks.
Tidus & Cloud: Dang!!!!!!!! You got dumped that quick? Dang!!!!!
Thats all I could think of. Sorry if I messed up the story line. I could always delete it.
mabe change the last part about lulu dumping wakka.
*yuna asks Aerith*-you like my wedding dress? Im whairing it to my wedding with tidus.
I don't believe that Lulu should marry Wakka. I always thought that her and Auron should be married. Weird huh?
Aerith: Wedding? I love weddings!!!!! Can I come?
Yuna: Sure.
Aerith: Yay!!!!!!
Kinda busy here. Brb.
*a crowd of ppl gather at Zanarkand. Many known friends and reletivs are present. even Rikku's falther has tears in his eyes as they all whatch Yuna and tidus make their vows and exchange rings*
Preast-Will you, Tidus, take this woman to be your lawful wedded wife forever,till death and byond?
Tidus-I do
Preast-and will you, Yuna, take tidus to be your lawful wedded hisband forever,till death and byond?
Yuna-I do
Preast-I now pronounce you Husband and Wife. You may kiss the bride.
*wakka and lulu watch from their seats*
Wakka-(sniff)this is so butiful.
Lulu-she not a little girl anymore.
Rikku's dad-my little nephew is growin up.
ummm,guys this is a ffx-2 thread and i think that this thread will be closed if we talk about other people from differant games.sorry.
rikku-oh shut up dad! ! ! ! !
cid-but it's so beutiful! ! ! ! !
*rikku crys*
cid-now look who's being soft! ! ! ! !
*at the reception*
*glasses ting*
*everyone waits*
lulu-ummm,where are they?
*yuna runs in*
yuna-look everyone! ! ! ! !
rikku-ANOTHER PUPPY! ! ! ! !
yuna-OHHHH NOOOOOO RIKKU...THIS ONE'S MINE! ! ! ! !
I'm sorry, I haven't got a story, but erm, Yuna is Cid's niece.Quote:
Originally Posted by Yu-Yevon
Tidus: So, uh, what's the puppy gonna be called?
Yuna: Eeerm.. I think I'll call him Bob.
Rikku: BOB???!!! What sort of a name for a DOG is BOB?
Tidus: Yuna, I refuse to have a puppy named BOB.
Yuna: Good! He's not YOUR puppy! *evil glare*
Lulu: Hey, you're getting better at that! See he really shuts up if you glare at him. Weakling.
*Tidus opens his mouth, sees Lulu's face and shuts his mouth*
Wakka: I think you should call him Wakka, ya?
Everybody else: I don't
Sorry it's crap I know :D
not going to post because i have no idea whats going on. help?
I was going from lulugirl's...
Tidus turns to stone
lulu:darn fossil cait sith forgot to take it out
Yuna:anyone got a soft or a breathmint?
LOL couldn't resist with all the glaring.
lol. too funny and thanks for telling me
Auron: Here.
*pours praying oil used for banishing blade on Tidus*
Tidus: Thanks.
Paine: Your welcome.
I know it sucks but im just bored to death today. Insperation needed today. Anybody wanna help?
tidus-so rikku...are you and geppal still getting married?
Rikku: Yeah. Right Gippal?
Gippal: Right. We're just waiting for the right oppritunity.
Paine: You could have always gotten married. And Rikku, are you tired of wearing that wedding dress?
Rikku: Nope. And besides, we're getting married next. Right Gippal.
Gippal: Sure.
Auron: I am now just noticing, but isn't Rikku taking control of you?
Rikku: Hey!!!!!
*Rikku glares at Auron*
*Auron sarcasticlly says*
Auron: Ah. I'm so scared. I'm going to run to the Farplane. Waah.
Rikku: You big meany!!!!!!! Lulu!!! The glaring thing isn't working!!!!!
Lulu: Of course not. You thought it work work on him? He's too experinced.
Rikku: How do you know? Unless you tried to.
*Lulu blushes*
Rikku: Ah ha!!!! Finally I have caught you!!!!
Auron and Lulu: Whatever.
Paine: That was quick.
Gippal: What do you mean Auron? She's not taking advantige of me.
Auron: You are slow.
Gippal: Hey. That's not nice.
Auron: Girly man.
*Gippal cries*
Rikku: Auron, why did you make Gippal cry?
*Cid walks in*
Cid: Rikku, who gave you permission to marry Gippal? I thought you were going to marry that one person.
Rikku: I can't marry someone who died!!!!!!!
*Rikku cries*
Lulu: This is turning into a crying fest. Maybe I should cry too...
Paine: No!!!!!! Strong women don't cry.
Lulu: Are you looking up to me Paine? Am I your role model?
*Paine blushes*
Paine: Who asked you??????
Auron: Thanks for showing it, Lu.
Lulu: Your welcome.
I like Arnold Swartzennergar. He rocks and epecially his quote, "You are a girly man" in Terminator 3. I can't wait to watch it on my DVD player!!! Hope this isn't too hard for you. And Lulu, we were going to plan this into a movie so that will make it even better. Sorry it doesn't fit in with the FFX-2 theme.
Kimari-how is every one?
*kimari is holding a large cheast he found full of 1200 year old dress sphears*
Kimari-I found nice dresses for the girls.
yuna-um,i'm sorry khimari.but we already have a dress.
khimari-oh.ok then.
*khimari leaves*
paine-but what about lenne?
yuna-i thought she was going to wear her outfit right now...
lenne-no,i'm not.
*rikku screams*
rikku-STOP POPPING UP LIKE THAT! ! ! ! ! ! !
lenne-ok sorry.
auron-yuna,about your puppy.i think that you should name him jecht.
yuna-I LOVE THAT NAME! ! ! ! ! ! !
tidus-NOOOOO WAY... i am not going to have a puppy named after my father that i hate.
yuna-once again tidus,he's NOT your puppy.
Tidus: But aren't you going to share it?
*Yuna glares at Tidus* *Tidus shivers*
Yuna: Yay!!! It still works!!!!!!
Lulu: It always does. Execpt for Auron. Don't overuse it.
Yuna: Ok.
Paine: So what are you going to name him?
Cid: I'm an animal expert. Let me see the puppy.
Yuna: Ok.
Tidus: Why can't I hold the puppy?
Yuna: You never asked.
Tidus: For the love of...
*Yuna gives Cid the puppy*
Cid: Huh. Intristing.
Yuna: What?
Cid: No boy names.
Yuna: Why?
Cid: Cause its a girl!
I read all the posts from pg 1-5:exdee:,it's my only entertainment :laughing:
Keep it up
Lol same hereQuote:
Originally Posted by yuna_x2
Yuna: Really? A girl?
Cid: Hey, that means you can call it Tidus!
*Tidus sulks*
Tidus: Why's everyone always picking on me?
Lulu: It's our only form of entertainment
Tidus: Why only ME though?
Lulu: Hey, I pick on Wakka too!
Tidus: No, you -
*Lulu glares*
Tidus: I'll be quiet
Lulu: Thats much better!
Yuna: I know! Why don't we name it after me?
Rikku: Um.......
Yuna: Thats a good idea, isn't it Tidy-poo?
Paine: Tidy-poo? Oh no, Yuna is going crazy. Whats going on with the world?
Tidus: I remember. Its not my puppy.
Yuna: Ooh!!!!! Now it is our puppy. Now pick a name!!!!
Yuffie: Sorry to come so late.
Tidus: Whats your name?
Yuffie: The names Yuffie!
Rikku: Forget Shinra. Your my new best friend.
Yuffie: Yay!!!!!
Yuna: Now pick a name.
Yuffie: How about Cutie? It is cute.
Yuna: Thanks! My doggies name will now be Cutie!
Tidus: Cid, could you please pass my dog back?
Cid: Oh, sorry. Forgot I was holding her.
*Cid passes the puppy over*
Yuna: Its a puppy!!!! Not a dog!!!
Tidus: Sorry.
Yuna: Its not your puppy anymore!!
*Yuna snatches Cutie away from Tidus*
Tidus: But I just....
Auron: There is a saying called shut up and wait. Do it.
Tidus: Excuuuuuuse me.
Paine: Don't get an additude with my dad.
Tidus: I ain't afraid of you or your dad.
*Lulu slaps Tidus*
Tidus: Ow!!!!!!!!!!! That left a mark!!!
Lulu: Don't make fun of Sir Auron.
Tidus: *pheticly says* Yes maam.
Lulu: I can't hear you!!!!!
Tidus: *tidus shouting* Yes Maam!!!!
Lulu: Thats a lot better.
Yuffie: She treating you like dogs. I ain't trying to be mean or nothing.
Tidus: Lulu treats everybody like dogs... except Yuna... and Rikku... and Auron... and - maybe it's just me and Wakka.
Lulu: Yes, it is. Something about both of you just reeeally bugs me.
Yuna: I think maybe it's their voices? And what they say?
Tidus: Hey!! What'd I do to you??
*everybody ignores him*
Yuna (continuing): You know, the constant "ya"s?
Tidus: I never say ya!
*everybody ignores him*
Lulu: Yeah, why on earth does he say "ya" so much?
Yuna: It's all his vocabulary extends to.
Wakka (just walked up): Yeah?? Well what about Rikku with the "you know"s, ya?
Lulu: Rikku can pull off constant repetition. You and Tidus can't.
Tidus: What do I ever repeat? Huh huh huh?
*is ignored*
Wakka: I can so pull it off, YA!
Tidus: WHAT DO I REPEAT?????
Lulu: ...... *ignores*
Tidus: Ha! I proved you wrong! I am the best! Mwa ha ha ha ha ha... I am so smart! La la la la!
*Auron slaps Tidus, who falls over*
Auron: Your dog is smarter than you.
Yuna: IT'S NOT A DOG IT'S A PUPPY - sorry. Hey, to change the subject, when are you and Gippal getting married, Rikku?
EDIT: Just changed last question 'cause it was already answererd before.
guy's,this is a ffx-2 forum.if we bring yuffie in here,the thread will be closed.and remember we don't want that because we want to get this story published.
tidus-lulu...what did i ever do to you for you to try to kill me?
lulu-ummm,i don't know.
paine- OH MY GOD LULU...YOU WERE MY ROLE MODEL BUT WHEN YOU HURT MY BEST FRIEND'S FIENCE...YOUR OVER THE TOP.
*lulu starts crying*
wakka-i have to agree with paine...you shouldn't do that.
*lulu stops crying long enough to say this*:
lulu-tidus,i'm so sorry.i just have been so stressed out with all the three weddings that are going to happen.
yuna-three???i know me and rikku are getting married...but who's the third???
lenne-did you forget about us?
*yuna blushes*
yuna-umm.no?
Ummmm this is too hard!
Lenne: Good! 'Cause I want to get married next!
Rikku: Hey, that's not fair! It's our turn, right Gippal?
Gippal: Um... yes?
Lenne: Fine! But when ARE you getting married??
Tidus: Wasn't there supposed to be a month between each wedding?
Rikku: Yeah! 'Cause Lulu was getting stressed and -
Lulu: I don't care. At least SOME people will have happy marriages.
Wakka: Hey! We're happy!
*Everybody snorts, Wakka sulks*
Lenne: Ok, Rikku! YOU can get married tomorrow and then me and Shuyin can get married -
Shuyin: The day after.
Rikku: NOW YOU'VE STARTED POPPING UP TOO!!!! ARRGGGHH!!!!
*Runs off screaming*
Yuna: What's with her? She forgot Trouble! Riiiikkuuuuuuu!!!!
*Yuna runs after her with Trouble*
Lenne: Well, I'm going shopping!
Shuyin: What for?
Lenne: A wedding dress, of course!
*She runs off and Lulu goes with her*
Lulu (as she runs off): Hey, who's your maid of honour?
Shuyin: I don't understand girls.
*Tidus and Wakka shake their heads*
*The next day*
Lenne: La la la la la. Today's the wedding day for Rikku and Gippal. La la la la la.
Shuyin: I haven't seen you any happier about anything.
Lenne: Well of course!
Shuyin: I hope your happy about our wedding.
Lenne: I'll be even happier!
Shuyin: Yay me.
*At the hut*
Lulu: So did you choose your maid of honor, Rikku?
Rikku: I think its going to be Yuna.
Lulu: Aww.
Rikku: But maybe you can be Lenne's Maid of Honor.
Lulu: That's a possibility.
*Gippal walks in*
Gippal: Hello sweetie.
Rikku: Hello darling.
Lulu: Um, I think I'll leave.
Gippal: Don't! I want to talk to you about something Lulu.
Rikku: What do you wanna talk to her about?
Gippal: Something you'll never know.
Rikku: Aww.
*Rikku leaves the room*
Lulu: So what did you want to talk to me about?
Gippal: Wakka.
Lulu: What about him?
Gippal: No. I mean Wakka.
*Wakka comes in*
Wakka: Hey. What ya'll talking about, ya?
Gippal: That ya is irratating!!! Just leave!!!
Wakka: You could have just asked me to leave, ya?
*Wakka leaves*
Gippal: Now anyway...
Lulu: Yes?
Gippal: Are you still going to stay with Wakka?
Lulu: I don't know. The person I was going to marry died, so...
Gippal: Why don't you ask Dona's dad to bring him back to life?
Lulu: I never thought of that. Thanks!
Gippal: Your welcome.
*Wakka comes back in*
Wakka: Hey, I heard all of that!!
Lulu: Good for you! I want a divorce!
Wakka: What about Spencer? Or... you know, whatever his name is...
Gippa *shakes head* Wakka, that's disgusting! You don't even know the name of your own child!!
Wakka: But -
Gippal: DISGUSTING!!!
Wakka: Hey -
Gippal: SICK!!!
Wakka: Whatever, ya? Lulu -
Gippal: Hey, where is... umm... your son, anyway?
Lulu: Oh crap.
*Runs off*
Wakka: You ruined my marriage, £$%&£$*&!!!
*Punches Gippal*
Rikku (just appeared): MY FIANCE!!!!! HOW DARE YOU!!!
*Attacks Wakka*
Rikku: I never did like you!!
Yuna (just appeared): Hey, guys!! The wedding starts in - what happened here?
*everybody speaks at same time*
Gippal: He punched me!
Wakka: He ruined my marriage! She attacked me!
Rikku: He hit my boyfriend!
Yuna: Okay............... *looks around* Hey, where's Lulu?
Everyone: She lost the baby.
Yuna: I thought there was someone missing!
Yuna: Where's your wedding dress, Rikku?
Rikku: Yay! Wedding dress time again! Yay! Get out, Wakka and Gippal! Girls only!
I'v run out of ideas.....you ppl seem to be doing good........but I could use some help with my story in the art forum....its called Creating a story and it about a war between kingdoms adding caracters helps as long as the posts follow the others....no silly runins with games charactors everything is made up, ideas from other medium can be used but dont overdo it thanks =)
Yuna: How about this dress?
Rikku: Too Paineish.
Yuna: This one?
Rikku: Too Luluish.
Yuna: This one?
Rikku: That one's yours!
Yuna: Whoops!
Rikku: How about this one?
*Points to all alone dress*
Yuna: Um, sure.
*Rikku goes into changing room. Then changes and comes back inside the tent*
Rikku: What do you think?
Yuna: It looks so good on you!
Rikku: You think so?
Yuna: Yeah! I'm going to get Lulu and Paine to see it.
Rikku: Ok.
*Yuna leaves the tent to come back in later with Paine and Lulu*
Yuna: You ready?
Paine and Lulu: Ready!
Yuna: Come on out Rikku!
*Rikku comes out of the changing room*
Lulu: Aah!!!!
Rikku: Too revealing?
Lulu: No. I just love it! Where did you find this?
Rikku: On the bed.
Lulu: Oh. That one. What do you think Paine?
Paine: I'm speechless.
Rikku: Well thank you.
Paine: You're welcome.
Yuna: We should show the boys!
Paine: No. They'll see it at the wedding.
Yuna: True, True.
Rikku: They'll just have to wait until then, won't they?
Lulu, Paine, and Lulu: Yup.
*Tidus appears*
Tidus: Hey guys! What are you -
Rikku: AAAAAAAAAAAHH!!! GET OUT!!!!!
*Throws shoe at his head*
Tidus: Oof! (knocked unconscious)
Rikku: Whoops...
Yuna: Rikku, how hard are your shoes?
*Lulu walks over and picks up the shoe*
Lulu: I think it's the smell that did it *holds out shoe*
Yuna, Paine: Ewwww, Rikku!!!
*Rikky pouts*
*Yuna throws a Phoenix Down at Tidus*
Yuna: There!
Rikku: WAAAAAAKKA!!!
*Wakka comes in*
Wakka (confused): Whaaaaat, ya????
*Rikku points at Tidus, who is still on the floor*
Rikku: Get rid of him! And make sure Gippal doesn't come in!!
*Wakka drags Tidus out by the foot*
Yuna: Oh my god!!!! LOOK at the time, guys!!!
Rikku: The wedding starts in two hours!!! We have to get ready!!
An hour and a half later...
Wakka: Gippal!!! Who's your best man??
Gippal: Hmmm...
Tidus: Meee!!
Everyone: WHY would it be you??
*Tidus pouts*
Tidus: 'Cause who else am I gonna be best man for??
Wakka: You can be best man for... Shuyin, ya?
Shuyin: Yes, why not.
Tidus: Yay!
Wakka: So childish, ya? How old are you, ya?
Tidus: Errrrrrm...
Wakka: Forget it, ya?
Gippal: Wakka, if I made you best man, would you forgive me for wrecking your marriage?
Wakka: Yes, ya??
Gippal: Fine.
Tidus: Who's Rikku's maid of honour?
Gippal: Yuna.
*All the girls except Rikku appear*
Yuna: Come on, guys!!! Time to go!! Wedding in half an hour!!
Have I made this too hard? I just come in and confuse everything :eek:
Kinda weird. I'll deal with it.
*Half an hour later*
Cid: Another beautiful wedding.
Lulu: Shut up! You'll ruin the wedding! Again!
Cid: What did I do this time?
Lulu: Everything.
*Fast forward to the preecher*
Preacher: Do you Gippal, take Rikku to be your lovely weded wive?
Gippal: I do.
Preacher: And do you, Rikku, take Gippal to be your husband?
Rikku: Um, I think so.
Preacher: Okay then. Gippal, you may now kiss the bride aka Rikku.
*Gippal and Rikku kiss* *Rikku throws the boque and Lenne grabs it*
Lenne: Well what do you know? I'm next.
Tidus: Yay!!!!!!!!!
Shuyin: Awesome!
*All the girls go to the hut*
Lulu: Do you like this one?
Lenne: Too songstress like.
Yuna: This one?
Lenne: Too much like yours four years ago.
Yuna: Whoops.
Rikku: This one?
Lenne: Too eureka!
Rikku: Oops. This one was supossed to be Paine's.
Lenne: Okay.
Will Lenne ever find the right dress in time? Will we ever talk about the tuxedo's without fast fowarding? Tune in later to find out!
LOL. Can't be bothered to write anything today. ;)Quote:
Will we ever talk about the tuxedo's without fast fowarding?
EDIT: I'll just add this ;)
Later...
Wakka: Sooo, guys, does everybody have their tuxedos?
Gippal: You moron. We're WEARING them.
Tidus: We would be, we just went to a WEDDING, Wakka. Ever heard of one of those?
Wakka: Yeah, but... ya. Shuyin doesn't have a wedding tuxedo.
Shuyin *appears in tuxedo* Yes I do.
Wakka: Everybody's always trying to show me up...
Tidus: You forget to say "ya".
Edit 2: Does anybody else think we're kind of mean to Wakka? I hate him :D
I can't freakin' stand Wakka! Does that answer your question? We are not being mean to Wakka. He deserves it!
Wakka: I've been thinking about it.
Tidus: About what?
Gippal: The "ya's".
Wakka: Yeah. And I think I should stop them.
Tidus: But you have been saying them for more than 4 years.
Wakka: I should stop them.
Gippal: Whatever.
*Lulu walks in*
Lulu: Nice tuxedo.
Shuyin: Thanks.
Lulu: Who picked it out?
Shuyin: Ti...*got interupted*
Lulu: Oh my goodness! I forgot to bring Rikku too! Be right back!
Wakka: I'll be right back. Have to bring my baby.
*Lulu comes back*
Lulu: Rikku, isn't this the coolest tux ever?
Rikku: Oh my god!!!! It is so cool!!!! Where did you get it?
Shuyin: Ti...*gets interupted* *baby cries*
Baby: Waah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Waah!!!!!!!!!!!
Rikku: Somebody stop that babies crying!!!!!!!!!
*Yuna comes in and calms down the baby*
Yuna: There you go! And by the way, who picked out your tux, Shuyin?
Shuyin: Tidus!!!!!! Finally! Stop interupting me!
Lulu, Rikku: Sorry.
Baby: Ah go go ga ga.
Wakka: Finally. Now where's the bride?
Yuna: In the other hut. We'll pick her wedding dress.
Rikku: See you later!
Gippal: See you later sweetie.
So tired...
Lenne: La la la la la... I get to wear a wedding dress!!! La la la la la...
Lulu: You're very... excitable lately, aren't you?
Lenne: Yup.
Yuna: Lulu?
Lulu: What?
Yuna: Have you decided if you're going to bring back Chappu?
Lulu: Nah. Decided not to. Thought if I did, he might murder Wakka.
Yuna: What, you mean for "stealing his chick" as guys would say?
Lulu: Yup. God, I hate Wakka.
Yuna: Then why did you marry him?
*Lulu shrugs*
Lenne: Could we please get back to what's important?
Lulu: And what's that?
Lenne: My wedding dress, of course!
Yuna: Oh. Right. Well, what about this one?
Lenne: Oh my god, I SO love that one!!!
Yuna: Yay!
Lenne: But THAT one's really nice too...
*Lulu rolls her eyes*
Yuna: This could take a while... Where's Rikku?
Lulu: I thought she was with us!!
*Rikku comes in*
RIkku: Guys, I lost Trouble again!!
Yuna: Rikku!!!!
Rikku: Just kidding! Heeere he is!!
*She produced Trouble who is wearing a tux*
Yuna: Awww... that is so cute Rikku!
Lenne: I NEED A DRESS!!!!
*kimari comes in from overhearing the ladies*
Kimari- I still have chest full of dress sphears...some of them with Lenne's inisials might be worth trying.
*sets a big gold chest on the floor and leavs*
Kimari- I must now go to Mount Gagazed and tell ronso the news of the weddings...Ronso are making big banners for weddings.
Lulu: What is it with him and those dresses?
Yuna: Who knows.
Lulu: Oh well, we may as well have a look.
Lenne: Yup
*Opens chest*
Yuna: Wow!
so leene is getting married???
Yup, Lenne's getting married. Maybe you should read this from the start ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Tifa's Real Lover(really
Yes, shes getting married Vincent. You should really read like the other three pages to learn about the weddings. Anyway...Quote:
Originally Posted by Tifa's Real Lover(really
Yuna: These dresses are beautiful!
Rikku: Where does he find these spheres?
Lulu: Who knows?
Lenne: Lets start talking about me and what I'm going to wear.
Lulu: We are talking about you and your dresses.
Lenne: Oh.
Lulu: How about this?
Lenne: Its my regular outfit execpt in purple and gold.
Rikku: Hey, it has the colors of mine. Cool!
Yuna: That is cool.
Rikku: How about this one?
Lenne: Um, I'm a virgin.
Rikku: Aah!!!!!!!! Oops.
Lulu: What does Kimahri thinking?
Yuna: Who knows?
Lenne: How about this one?
All the other women: Ok!
its too long for me......anyways its getting pretty good here :p
Lenne: Yay! I have a dress! Now let's go party!
Yuna: Yay!
Rikku: Yay!
Lulu: Oh joy...
*After a long, long night of partying and drinking they all fall asleep on the floor*
The next morning...
*Lenne bursts into the room*
Lenne: WAAAAKE UP!!!!!!
Yuna (startled): What???
Lenne: I'M GETTING MARRIED!!!
Lulu *wakes up*: WE KNOW!!!
*Rikku is still sleeping*
*Lenne pokes her in the eyes*
Rikku: AAAAIIIIII!!!! Why are you so insane lately?
Lenne: 'Cause I'm getting married!! Hee hee!!!!!
Yuna (*looks at watch*): Lenne, what are you thinking?! It's not even seven AM yet!! We've had about 3 hours sleep!
Rikku: Yeah! NOW GO TO SLEEP!!!
*Lenne bounces out of the room*
Yuna: You know Rikku, she sort of reminds me of you lately.
ok... and Spiffing Cheese formalliy known as TidusRocks214 or something like that, can you change it so Lulu doesn't say yay? and i got nothig so somebody take my turn...
Better? :p
A lot better!
I don't know what I was thinking :tongue: Like Lulu would ever say yay...
shes too all grown up and mature to say yay. thats like Auron saying yay. not going to happen ever.
What a weird image... Auron saying yay... In my mind he's morphed into a cheerleader. How strange.
That is weird.
Indeedly.
continue with the freaking story already!!!!!!!
:rolleyes2 We will when we think of something and/or when we're good and ready! If you're so worried why don't you write something yourself?
And anyway, it has only been a day!
Here's a crappy little bit.
Rikku: Whatever. I'm going to sleep.
*Zonks out on pillow*
Later
Yuna: So... we should get ready?
Lulu (not moving): Yup.
Rikku: I'm getting up...
Yuna: Meee too.
*Nobody moves*
Lulu: Guys we really should make a move. Lenne will kill us if we're late.
Yuna: Yeah.
Rikku: Let's go!
*Still nobody moves*
An hour later
Yuna: Ok, now we really have to move.
Lulu: Yes, I know...
Rikku: Uh huh.
Half an hour later
Yuna: Oh my god, guys! We're now officially late!!!
Lulu: We're going to be skinned alive.
Rikku: It's been nice knowing you, guys.
ok heres a lil bit i came up with
*Wakka comes*
Wakka: Why are you people here???
Rikku: I dont know?? Why are we here
Yuna: I guess Were jus
Wakka: scared,.........well shes getting married and thats final
Rikku: I wanna get married!!!!!!!!!!
Yuna starts to cry
Lenne is so young
Wakka holds her..
Wakka its ok Yuna, its ok.
Yuna: its so hard
Lulu: this could really change our lives....
I don't think you should post parts of the story until you've read it all ;) Rikku and Yuna have already gotten married, and so has Lulu (obviously prior to where this... erm story takes place).
srry....then umm...........rikku wants to get married again???
to who? shes already married Gippal. who Nooj? Eww. thats leblancs and Paine is Baralai's boyfriend so thats not going to work i don't think.
Man, this has got complicated. :tongue:Quote:
Originally Posted by ffgirl
she could always get married to me :D :D
*Cough* PIXELS *Cough*
I belive he means Vincent. not Vincent Valentino. Vincent Valentine.
Huh???Quote:
Originally Posted by Lady Rikku
Let's continue the story, guys and gals.
Here's my update:
At the wedding
*Yuna, Lulu, & Rikku arrive while everyone else is waiting
Lenne: Yuna! Lulu! Rikku! Where have you been?!
Yuna: Sorry about that, Lenne.
Lulu: Yeah, about that--
Rikku: YOU'RE NOT GONNA SKIN US ALIVE!!! Are you?
Lenne: What?! Skin you alive? No, no, I'm just glad you all made it safely. Then again--
Wakka: You didn't have to keep us waiting so long!
Tidus: Oh lighten up, Wakka. They didn't exactly ruin the wedding, right?
Gippal: Besides, I'm sure it wasn't your fault for being late. Right, Yuna? *wink
Rikku: Gippal!
Gippal: Hey hey! I'm just trying to lighten the mood!
Shuyin: Can we get on with this? Lenne and I want to engage in HOLY matrimony. This isn't the time for arguing.
Rikku: Fine, fine.
Gippal: You heard her, preacher man! Bring it!
Priest: The rings, please.
*long moment of silence
Lenne: Yuna, you didn't forget the rings, did you?
Yuna: Uhhh...
Yuna (whispering to Rikku): I thought you were supposed to get the rings!
Rikku (whispering to Yuna): And I thought Lulu had them!
Rikku (whispering to Lulu): Where are the rings?!
Lulu (whispering to Rikku): How should I know? I haven't seen them since last night.
Lenne: Yuna?
Gippal: Rikku?
Wakka: Lu?
Rikku: Ohhh, I knew we forgot something!
Lenne: What?!!! You don't have the rings?!
Shuyin: How can I officially marry Lenne without the rings?! You did know that they were very important, didn't you?
Lenne: Yuna, how could you?!
Gippal: I know you can be absent-minded at times, Rikku, but--
Wakka: C'mon, Lu! I thought I knew you better than this!
Tidus: Hey hey! Take it easy!
Wakka: Shut up, Tidus!
Gippal: Yeah, butt out!
*arguing ensues
*fighting starts; spells are cast, weapons are used
*Paine, Baralai, and Nooj leave the room and talk amongst themselves
Paine: This isn't looking good!
Nooj: We need to stop this as soon as possible!
Baralai: This looks more like what happened at the Den of Woe by the minute.
Paine: We need a plan, Nooj.
Nooj: Just wait a minute, Paine. I'm thinking about it.
Baralai: You better think quick 'cause Gippal is about to crash the party!
*Gippal fires his Mortar into the ceiling
*huge explosion
THE END (for now)
Will everyone survive?
What will happen to Lenne and Shuyin's wedding?
Will Yuna, Rikku, and Lulu ever find the wedding rings?
Stay tuned...
Um... very weird. Ok -
(Dust and bits of building everywhere, but everybody is still alive)
Gippal: Whoops.
Rikku (gets up from under a table): Now look what you did!
Gippal: Yeah, well... you guys lost the wedding rings!
Yuna: YOU BLEW UP THE WEDDING HALL!!!
Lulu: Um, guys? I don't want to make this worse but... I had the rings all along... I was joking.
Everyone: LULU!!!!!!
Lenne: I'm... gonna... kill... you!!!
*Has to be held back by Rikku and Gippal*
Lenne: LET ME AT HER!!! LET ME -
Priest guy: Umm... shall we continue with the service?
Lenne: YOU BETTER!!!!
Lulu (under her breath): I knew having so many weddings so close was a bad idea!!!
Lenne, Rikku, Yuna: ARRRGGGHHHH!!!!!!!
u ignored my part??? *sad*
what was your part?
Yes 'cause you made Rikku say that she wanted to get married. If you had read the entire story, you would know that she already married Gippal!Quote:
Originally Posted by Tifa's Real Lover(really
lol. read it Vincent!
its in page six
Ok nobody's writing anything so here's something crap. xD
*After the service*
Lenne: Thank god it's over!!! LULU PREPARE TO DIE!! HAAAAAA!
Yuna: NOO!!!
*Lenne attacks Lulu*
Lenne: DIE YOU WEIRDO!!! *strangling Lulu*
*Somebody petrifies Lenne and she turns to stone*
Lulu (panting): Thank you!
Yuna: This is all your fault Lulu! She's gonna murder you!
Rikku: Yeah! Run!
*Lulu runs off*
:eek: :eek: :eek: you did not just go there :eek: :eek: :eek:
that did not just happen :eek:
I can see whats gana be edited out of the story when its published.
Lulu clutched her chest, crying to herself. As if she was a child.Quote:
Originally Posted by Spiffing Cheese
'This is all... my fault.' *dies*
Meanwhile...
Yuna screwed Rikku.
It was hot.
TEH END KTHX
lol @ thread
Can you think about something thats not sick? Who screws there own cousin? Is Yuna officially gay or something? Unless you screw your cousin. Sick. Anyway...
Lulu: How far do I have to run?
*Lenne catches up*
Lenne: Until I catch you! Mwa ha ha ha ha ha!!!!
Lulu: A little too much like a mix of Seymour and Shuyin.
Lenne: Don't mention my husband you he woman!
Lulu: He woman? You are so going to take that back!
Lenne: What are you going to do about it?
*Lulu gets overdrive up by taking Lennes*
Lenne: Hey! Thats not fair!
Lulu: Auron's not fair.
Lenne: Huh?
Lulu: Its his ability!!!
Lenne: Oh.
*Shuyin pops up*
Lenne and Lulu: Aah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lenne: Honey!! You came to help me?
Shuyin: No. I came to stop you.
Lenne: Why??
Shuyin: Does it even matter? Anyway, stop fighting. Its just some stupid ring. And anyway, she was going to give it to us, right?
Lulu: I was until YOU started chasing me.
Lenne: Sorry. I get so mad that I can't control my emotions sometimes.
Lulu: Is that a first?
Lenne: What do you mean?
*Yuna and Rikku catch up*
Yuna: "You must stop! That's enough!" That sounds like the Lenne I know.
Rikku: Not "I'm going to KILL you Lulu!"
Lenne: I sounded like that?
Yuna & Rikku: Yup.
Lenne: Thats not like me at all.
*Lenne cries on Shuyin*
Shuyin: Okay... Now that we have this all better, why don't we go to the honeymoon? All of us?
Lenne: Yay!!!!!
Lulu: Oh no.
Lenne: What does that mean?
Lulu: Nothing.
Lenne: It better not!
I think it was meant to be a joke, but still... that's gross.Quote:
Can you think about something thats not sick? Who screws there own cousin? Is Yuna officially gay or something? Unless you screw your cousin. Sick. Anyway...
I would really recommend this was moved to Arts & Writing before any mod reads the title...
Quote:
Originally Posted by MoonZapdos
But it's about FFX-2.
it still is.Quote:
I would still think that it would be a joke. but still gross.
*Later that night, in secret*
Paine: We could always elope
Baralai: I suppose so
Paine: But where?
Baralai: Someplace where no one will find us.
Paine: A chamber of the Fayth?
Baralai: Better, The resting place of Vegnagun
Paine: But since your the only priest
Baralai: That leaves Maester Mika
Paine: Should we get him anywhere near Vegnagun?
Baralai: What do you mean?
Paine: He could reactivate it
Baralai: Your right.
Paine: Mabey where Vegnagun was stored under Bevelle
Baralai: But how do we get Mika there, he's dead
Paine: Dona's dad?
Baralai: Perfect.
Auron: Not so fast.
Paine: Dad, where did you come from?
Auron: It dosent matter, You would be willing to bring Maester Mika back to life just to get married!
Baralai: You forced us to!
Auron: I see... There is no way to stop you... Very well you may get married
Paine: Really?
Auron: I see there is no way for me to stop you
Paine: Great! Lets tell everyone else
Baralai: Mabey tommorow
Paine: Yeah it is late. What made you change your mind dad?
Auron: As I said "This is your world now"
Paine: Huh???
Auron: Never mind
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ffgrandmaster
now THIS is way better than all that violent crap i'v been reading before.
Ohhhh....I don't know......I actually enjoyed this story really. Keep it up people. *thumbs up* :D