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OK, if you already know this one, please don't ruin it for other people or anything. That would suck. If you don't know it but think you know the answer, then PM me. You get one guess. Well, you can have one guess per 30 posts in this thread. :p
Now. The rules are simple - you can ask me only yes/no questions. You have to figure out why a man went into a restaurant and, after eating some seagull, he went outside and shot himself. Bring on the questions. :)
did the seagull eat psycotics?
Is this to do with grammar at all? Like there's that panda example.
A panda eats shoots and leaves.
A panda eats, shoots and leaves.
I'm only asking that 'cause they sound very similar :D
Was the seagull fat?
Was the guy on drugs?
did the seagull eat psycotics?
No.
Is this to do with grammar at all?
No. At least I don't intend on it... but now I'll probably have to check over my grammar just to be sure. *does so* ...no, not to do with grammar.
Was the seagull fat?
No.
Was the guy on drugs?
No.
Did he eat alone?
Yes.
Was he an alcoholic?
He shot himself?
Was it a whole seagull? (As opposed to a specific part of it such as its eyes)
Was the seagull prepared in some way? (Eg cooked, fried, stamped on)
Was he an alcoholic?
No.
He shot himself?
Yes.
Was it a whole seagull?
No.
Was the seagull prepared in some way?
Yes.
I should also probably note that just because I say yes or no to a question doesn't mean it's relevant. An example being "Was he wearing a black T-shirt" or something like that. Sometimes it's so irrelevant that I can answer yes or no without it making a difference to the story. Sometimes people go off on a tangent without realising it. I probably won't let you know if it happens, so just keep that in mind. :) I have another one of these stories to be done once this thread is over, too.
Did he order the seagull?
Was he hungry?
Did he order the seagull?
Yes.
Was he hungry?
Yes.
He thought it was chicken?
No.
He thought it was a water gun?
He thought it was a water gun?
No.
You guys ask very specific questions.
Did he die after he shot himself?
Did he die after he shot himself?
Yes.
Was the seagull poisoned?
Was he married?
Would the seagul have any contaminents that give off mental illness?
But did he die from the bullet wound?
Did he speak to anyone at all while in the restaurant?
Was the seagull poisoned?
No.
Was he married?
Yes.
Would the seagul have any contaminents that give off mental illness?
No.
Did he mean to shoot himself?
But did he die from the bullet wound?
Yes.
Did he speak to anyone at all while in the restaurant?
Yes.
Did he mean to shoot himself?
Yes.
Was the reason he killed himself because of the bird?
Was he happy?
Was it a sea food restaraunt?
Was the reason he killed himself because of the bird?
No.
Was the seagull a lesbian seagull?
Did he have friends at the time?
I asked that in chat!Quote:
Originally Posted by Agent Proto
Can you tell me the answer?
Was he happy?
No.
Was it a sea food restaraunt?
Yes.
Was the seagull a lesbian seagull?
No.
Did he have friends at the time?
Yes.
Did he kill himself because of what somebody said in the restuarant?
Did he come from his house?
Can you tell me the answer?
Yes.
Did he kill himself because of what somebody said in the restuarant?
No.
Did he come from his house?
Yes.
Will you tell me the answer?Quote:
Originally Posted by Loony BoB
Did he meet his wife in the resturant?
Did he like the taste of the seagull?
Will you tell me the answer?
No, not yet at least, but since I made this riddle far, far more vague than it's meant to be, I figure I may as well give the full question.
After being stuck on a deser island for years with two other people, one of whom died, a man returns to civilization. After returning, he goes to a restaurant famous for serving all kinds of dishes. He orders seagull. When the seagull arrives, he takes a bite, goes out of the restaurant and commits suicide. Why?
Did he meet his wife in the resturant?
No.
Did he like the taste of the seagull?
No.
Was the man's friend eaten by a seagull after he died? (Hey, it's possible!)
Was one of his friends the Seagull?
Did he want to die?
EDIT: Was he cursed?
Is this one of those questions where it tries to trick you into thinking it has anything to do with the seagull at all?
Did he have to survive on Seagull while on the island?
Was the man's friend eaten by a seagull after he died? (Hey, it's possible!)
No.
Was one of his friends the Seagull?
No.
Did he want to die?
Yes.
Was he cursed?
No.
Is this one of those questions where it tries to trick you into thinking it has anything to do with the seagull at all?
No.
Did he have to survive on Seagull while on the island?
No.
did the guy go to the resterant with another woman and his wife saw him or did he see his wife with another man?
Kagga
So his death WAS related to the Seagull in some way right?
did the guy go to the resterant with another woman and his wife saw him or did he see his wife with another man?
No.
So his death WAS related to the Seagull in some way right?
Yes.
Does the Seagull and the friend who died, have anything to do with each other? Like did he come in contact with the seagull at some point, or something?
Does the Seagull and the friend who died, have anything to do with each other?
Yes.
Did he come in contact with the seagull at some point, or something?
Yes (he did take a bite, after all :p).
Does the person who died factor into this somehow?
Did the the other person also escape from the desert isle?
Was this person the man's wife?
Was the other person at the restaurant?
Is the other person still alive?
Was the seagull enchanted?
After taking a bite of seagull, did he realise he'd left the other friend on the desert island, and consequently kill himself through guilt?
Did he realise, after taking a bite, the seagull was actually his pet?
Will we all feel rather stupid after you reveal the answer? :)
Does the person who died factor into this somehow?
Yes.
Did the the other person also escape from the desert isle?
Yes.
Was this person the man's wife?
Assuming you mean "this person" is the person who escaped, no.
Was the other person at the restaurant?
No.
Is the other person still alive?
Yes.
Was the seagull enchanted?
No.
After taking a bite of seagull, did he realise he'd left the other friend on the desert island, and consequently kill himself through guilt?
No.
Did he realise, after taking a bite, the seagull was actually his pet?
Will we all feel rather stupid after you reveal the answer? :)
I don't know. :)
Actually the second question factored in with the first. I meant the guy who died. No worries though. :]Quote:
Originally Posted by Loony BoB
Does the dude who survived have anything to do with the answer?
Did he kill himself because of his own thoughts?
Actually the second question factored in with the first. I meant the guy who died. No worries though. :]
Just reword your question then. :)
Does the dude who survived have anything to do with the answer?
Yes.
Did he kill himself because of his own thoughts?
Yes.
Was the seagull he ordered really seagull? :(
Did he die happy?
Do you think that we are even close to figuring out the answere? :p
Was the seagull he ordered really seagull?
Yes.
Did he die happy?
No.
Do you think that we are even close to figuring out the answere?
I think you'll get there. :) However, when I was about 9-11 years old, it took a class of around 30 students about four hours to get it. :p
Hmm, if this restaurant is famous for serving all kinds of dishes...
Did the seagull he was served turn out to be (parts) of his dead friend?
EDIT: Ok. Scrap that.
Did he see his dead friend being cooked/eaten in the restaurant?
Did killing himself have anything to do with the past?
Did anyone want him dead?
Did killing himself have anything to do with his wife?
Did he see his dead friend being cooked/eaten in the restaurant?
No.
Did killing himself have anything to do with the past?
Yes.
Did anyone want him dead?
No.
Did killing himself have anything to do with his wife?
Yes.
Is the answere a serious and sad one? :whimper:
Did his wife like him?
Did he cheat on his wife?
Was is something he did to her?
Was it something he said to her?
Is he divorced?
Was the man Bob Saget?
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Is the answere a serious and sad one?
That's two questions and the second part requires opinion... personally, I would say yes to both.
Did his wife like him?
Yes.
Did he cheat on his wife?
No.
Was is something he did to her?
Was is? o_o If you mean "Was it" - was what?
Was it something he said to her?
Again, was what?
Is he divorced?
No.
Was the man Bob Saget?
No.
Congratulations to Doomsday for guessing the answer 99% accurately (very slight innacruacies aren't too major).
Is eating Seagull a figure of speech I'm not aware of? Like eating crow, y'know.
Is eating Seagull a figure of speech I'm not aware of? Like eating crow, y'know.
Not that I'm aware of. In this case, no.
Doomsday guessed the answer, so do you guys want me to keep going, or start the next one?
start next one. :scary::scary::scary::scary::scary:
I know Doomie's answer, and it has nothing to do with his wife.Quote:
Originally Posted by Loony BoB
Was his friend on the island a human being?
What was the answer to the Seagull one, Bob?
The man, his friend and his wife were stranded on a desert island for years. The man was blinded in the shipwreck. At some point, the wife died. The wife was then cooked and fed to the man by his friend, who told him it was seagull. Suspicious, the man tried seagull after returning home (post-rescue, obviously). He realised what happened, and shot himself.
Not the greatest of love stories but hey, you get what you pay for. I'll start the next one in a new thread to save on confusion.
That was dumb. Dumb dumb dumb.
sexy
Niice.
Poor guy. :greenie:
I've got another one like that. If BoB doesn't post it by the time I'm not in a rush (at work), I'll post that one. I like it.
I dont think there is an answer atall. I think BoB made this up just so he could laugh at everyone going round in circles, evil BoB!