Did they never exist, or did Noah just "forget" about them on his big boat ride?
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Did they never exist, or did Noah just "forget" about them on his big boat ride?
Oh oh, what about hobbits? :p
No ;)
Hobbits were invented earlier this century by a Brit.
i'm a unicorn......:D
we like to frolok in the fields and shake our manes :D
....and drink lambrini and eat ham and pineapple pizzas with our mad friends....:lol:
Those Brits *shakes fist*
What about elves? Eh, eh? ;)
Don't forget Ligers. :(
Elves are all over the place.
Ligers are a real animal. In Florida, they crossbred a tiger and a lion, and it's 11 feet in length.
I heard about that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Caspian
Edit: Bah, if you do a google image search for "liger" you can see it. I'm having trouble linking to any of the pictures.
I just captured a dragon in a box. I call him Tedd and feed him with bluberries. :)
You have insulted my Hobbit friends.Quote:
Originally Posted by Caspian
Unless any of them are over 100 years old, there's no denying my logic!
You win this time, logic!
Dude, Bilbo Baggins turned 111 :p
*is an elf* ^_^
Yup. :) I know, but there is a MYTHICAL type of Liger that is bred for it's properties in magic [/napoleondynamite]Quote:
Originally Posted by Caspian
They're known for their magic skills because the one in Florida also moonlights as a magician.
I believe that they once existed, but disappeared with time. I did a major project on both of them...
Unicorns: They were stolen, and Noah couldn't take them into the Ark. Or because of their purity they went into hiding, and some say that they will sometimes turn into a human so..Dragons: Well I'm only guessing because their bodies are only filled with many types gases and stuff (that cause explosions) that they probably all exploded xD But they really did once exist, but like the unicorns they went into hiding, or they were just all killed :(Quote:
You never know if your next door neighbor is a unicorn
What about a Tigon?
and my next door neighbors aren't unicorns, because I'm related to them, and then I'd be one too.
oh wait, my msn name is 'first born unicorn':P but that's just red hot chili pepper's lyrics.
Heh, this reminds me of that fake baby dragon some guy said he had in his garage for years. It looked cool.
If dragons were still around I think they would be afended by the name "dragon" I have a book called "Song in the Silence" its about a girl who gose to a dragon isle and marrys the King of the Kantrishakrim (dragons in our language) after he dies and is turned into a human
Tigons aren't as pretty or big. And Napoleon says they spell like poo. :oQuote:
Originally Posted by rubah
The story I always heard with the unicorns was that they were very playful, and when Noah called them to get on the ark the playful unicorns hid and so quite literally missed the boat. I think the moral of the story is supposed to be not screwing around or something.
You snooze, you lose. That's why you don't see many dragons any more.
While I think its possible for a hobbit to become 111 it was the ring that really kept him alive and well and he lived for a damned long time (end of LOTR: Return of the King) in Rivendell after giving up the ring to Frodo look at him! I think in the book 111 or whatever it was, was called a Gross in the book but i don't remember. And Hobbits, were invented last century in the 1900s by Tolkien not this century (2000-2005). Yes I'm a LOTR freak.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jojo
Where are those mushrooms that witches used to forsee the future?
A long time ago, when the Earth was greenQuote:
Originally Posted by Caspian
There was more kinds of animals than you've ever seen
They'd run around free while the Earth was being born
And the loveliest of all was the unicorn
There was green alligators and long-necked geese
Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees
Some cats and rats and elephants, but sure as you're born
The loveliest of all was the unicorn
The Lord seen some sinning and it gave Him pain
And He says, "Stand back, I'm going to make it rain"
He says, "Hey Noah, I'll tell you what to do
Build me a floating zoo, and take some of those
Green alligators and long-necked geese
Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees
Some cats and rats and elephants, but sure as you're born
Don't you forget My unicorns
Old Noah was there to answer the call
He finished up making the ark just as the rain started to fall
He marched the animals two by two
And he called out as they came through
Hey Lord,
I've got green alligators and long-necked geese
Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees
Some cats and rats and elephants, but Lord, I'm so forlorn
I just can't find no unicorns"
And Noah looked out through the driving rain
Them unicorns were hiding, playing silly games
Kicking and splashing while the rain was falling
Oh, them silly unicorns
There was green alligators and long-necked geese
Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees
Noah cried, "Close the door because the rain is falling
And we just can't wait for no unicorns"
The ark started moving, it drifted with the tide
The unicorns looked up from the rocks and they cried
And the waters came down and sort of floated them away
That's why you never see unicorns to this very day
You'll see green alligators and long-necked geese
Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees
Some cats and rats and elephants, but sure as you're born
You're never gonna see no unicorns.
I stated "the last century" as the last 100 years. Not the last 5.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sephiroth.
Bilbo lived to be much, much older and eleventy one, you losers.
You can't see unicorns because you have silly human eyes. Haven't any of you ever seen The Last Unicorn?
Dragons...yeah. The Komodo Dragon. D'uh:D
But, yeah, I have a dragon in my backyard and another on my shoulder right now. It's small now, but wait until it's bigger. We'll take over the world! Kekekekekekekeekkekekekekeekekekekeekeeke!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, and the Unicorn...we mustn't forget the unicorn...my precious...
NERDS.
Bilbo lived to be much older than eleventy-one!!! In fact, when he went with the elves on their ship, he was older than Bullroarer Took. Who had previously been the oldest and biggest hobbit ever! (I think...)
Ooh, I read in the newspaper recently that they found a really small human skull, and they're not sure what it is, so they've called it the Hobbit...what if hobbits really existed?!?! :D That'd be the best!
i reckon they were higher lifeforms than us and they saw all the bad stuff humans were doing so they left and thats why the worlds a bit screwed right now
I wonder if Gollums and Smeagols and Deagols exist, in some deep, dark little hidey hole somewhere... :greenie:
id like to think dragons and unicorns exist, but on a different plane of existence to us:p
Took the words right out of my mouth. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon
Noah? Did HE even exist?
Take care all.
ooooohhhh, theological debate! No, Noah didnt exist. but then, define existence!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :pQuote:
Originally Posted by The Captain
Unicorns theoreticaly do exist, once I saw an animal resembling a horse with only one horn, probably due to some genetic error.
What's the big deal with unicorn's anyway. If they had been real they would just have been another kind of horse, only with horns.
Yay! ShivaBlizzard8 mentioned the song by the Irish Rovers, which specificaly deals with why the unicorns arent here now.
There's the whole thing about unicorns being mystic pure beasts, what with only pure maidens can touch them, slay them and drink their blood and you won't die but live a cursed life? (or rather I got that from harry potter, yey)
not just some horsey with a horn. unless it's a MAGICAL horsey
LOL - yeah, I love that song. Although the lyrics are a poem by Shel Silversteen. (sp?)Quote:
Originally Posted by bardock
A gross is a dozen dozens, so 144. It's a real term to, Tolkien didn't make it up. I swear it's German, which Tolkien studied and spoke fluently. He also studied Gothic and created the language that he called Gaustik which was a possibilty for the language that preceded Gothic. He used reverse morphology to do that among other things, like Grimm's law.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sephiroth.
You may be a LotR freak, but I'm a Tolkien freak. <3