Do you believe in Santa? (SPOILER)Or when did you find out when Santa doesnt exist/Is in a county jail for the murder of 527 elves?
I know I sure do!
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Do you believe in Santa? (SPOILER)Or when did you find out when Santa doesnt exist/Is in a county jail for the murder of 527 elves?
I know I sure do!
Of course, who DOESN'T?
Crazy people, Thats who!
if you see this man run away, no matter what toys he offers you!
I believe in Santa :love: :love:
you mean the fat bald guy who comes round every christmas? nope hunk of crap if there was it would probably be a retarded psycho
Im already writing my list this year! :love:
Santa sexually abuses the elves, I bet. No seriously, I bet there's like a bajillion, or possibly thirteen, sexual harassment suits in place against that guy.
You dont know what you're talking about!
Oh, believe me. I know.
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Originally Posted by Siric
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Originally Posted by Psypoo
I didn't read the spoiler: I don't want the plot of the game ruined for me! :(
:mad2:
xD
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/santatomb.html
i used to believe :( :( :( :( :(
I like Santa, thank y'all very much. He used to bring me nice presents. :) And I do believe in him, in all honesty. I don't believe he'd sexually harass elves, unless he's extremely gay or something. I mean, he's married, dammit! :mad2:
santa started giving me less as i got two younger sisters:mad2:
i hope the relatives of the evles win the law suits
:riiight: :
Call me crass but here's a joke I heard recently ...
What do Santa and Michael Jackson have in common ?
They both empty their sac(k)s in kiddies rooms.:Oo:
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper?
He sold his sole to santa..... =-/
Sorry.
i stopped believing when santa´s beard fell off when he waws giving us the packets (here santa does not come in from the chimney and place the packets under tree and get the heck outta there with no-one seeing him)
A big fat jolly guy, called father Christmas, who brings toy........who wouldn`t like this guy?
I have no chimeny yet still get presents therefore Santa isn't real or he just stays in the north pole raping elves
Maybe he comes through your front door.Or maybe he climbs through a window.You never know. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Shoden
Why do people even contest this. Of course I believe in Santa. Why wouldn't I?
HE STOLE MY PRECIOUS COOKIES!!! :cry: :cry: :( :cry: :cry:
scary....!!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Carnage
I believe and it is a scary thought :eek: They should make of movie that has demons and angels fighting. that would be cool angels would win!
yes it would be cool...! :D
Of course I believe in Satan. Satan is hot. :love:
Satan and Santa aren't the same person. If Santa did sexually abuse elves, stastics show it's more likely to be from a mental condition. This is just a random stab, but I think I'd go with it being caused by living in the cold so long and being so generous, he forgot about his childhood (or something along those lines) and was only doing what he thought was right.
And it's wrong to treat people with mental conditions as evil. In fact, it's making you worse than them. The right thing to do is work around it. I'm sure there are plenty of psychiatrists willing to help Santa through these tough times.
However, during his rehabilitation, Christmas will be cancelled.
I always get sidetracked by the allure. aka. Santa!
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I'm sorry, but that made me laugh.:)Quote:
Originally Posted by sephiroth JR
Santa didnt murder the elves.One day he went for an x-ray and they were found in his belly.They had been missin since the christmas b4.Now we know wat happens when u dont give him your milk and cookies
He didn't murder the elves! I did...
Crash, in real life, u couldnt beat an egg
Thats considered flaming and you couldn't even beat a turtle in a race you fat turd!!
You are all fools. Santa cannot be satan.I am.