This post is ONEEE GIANTTT SPOILERRRR
Yes....this makes perfect sense....so if Zell is Cid's son, and Squall is Sephiroth, and Laguna is Ultimecia, and Laguna is Squall's father, then Sephiroth is the son of Ultimecia, and Aeris is in fact Ultimecia as well as Laguna as well as Selphie, and Selphie vanished from Destiny Islands in Kingdom Hearts, then obviously, we can conclude that, because Ultimecia dies at the end of FFVIII, and Aeris dies in FFVII, then Laguna is a walking zombie, and he ate Cid, and Zell is Squall's brother, so then Sephiroth MUST be the grandfather of Aeris's mother, which is possible due to time compression, and since he travelled into the future in order to murder Aeris, then Ultimecia must actually have been the one who killed Sephiroth in order to save her past self, thus saving her future self, which was destined to copulate with Zack (who is in fact Zidane is disguise) and give birth to Cloud!!! So, knowing this, we now know that everyone in Final Fantasy is guilty of incest, and, the secret to ressurecting Aeris is in fact to seek out the ultra secret hidden boss ULTIMATE-ECIA who is a random battle in the City of the Ancients during the second disk (but only after you've obtained the gold chocobo, Midgar Key, and 35 1/35 soldiers) who, once defeated, leaves you with the ultra secret hidden super-rare item BREATH OF LIFE which, once used with Cid (the FVIII connector) gives him the ability to communicate to Squall, who is Sephiroth, and thus control the sword which shed Aeries's blood!!! Then, once you have obtained Sephiroth as a playable character through mind control, you simply weild his time compression abilities (which he has because he is, in fact, Squall, who is, in fact, the brother of Zell, who is, in fact, the son of Cid--which means Cid is also Laguna and thus also Ultimecia and this is where he inherits his time-travel genes) to travel backwards through time, and then the Sephiroth that you control must battle the Sephiroth that is moments away from killing Aeris to the death!!! Should you lose, Aeris dies, and so does Rinoa because, if the Ultimecia-Rinoa theory is true, and Aeries is the past self of Ultimecia, then they all perish simultaneously in their respective eras (poor Squall will be having a candlelit dinner with Rinoa when she suddenly pitches forward and dies in her soup), and if you win, then Aeris dies, and the world explodes in a fiery ball of doom because everything is so screwed up that I have no idea what I'm talking about.
And that is the great secret of Ultimecia and Aeris. And don't forget that after you save Aeris, if you want to un-screw everything up in order to save the world, you must first find the DARK SAVIOR sword within the time limit of 48 hours of gameplay and weild it against the terrifying forces of-----
Well, if you get that far, pm me and I'll tell you the rest. :)
Come on, buck up now. If you want Aeris to live so badly, you have to do some work!!! Everything has its price!!! So hop to it.
